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PhonesRe: Take A Screenshot Of Your Favourite Music Player Playing Your Favorite Song by Obzerfapex(m): 1:16pm On Aug 08, 2020
Rilwayne001:
Na rich people dey use iPhone. Haha grin grin
I swear bro everything na subscriptions and data
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Obzerfapex(m): 9:49am On Aug 08, 2020
rabzy:
This is brilliant, this was just my thoughts during all the debate of guardiola Vs mourinho. Mourinho is a great coach and his accomplishments would remain his forever..but in 50 years when we talk about the evolution of football.. mourinho won't be mentioned. People like cruff, pep etc and whoever comes along and bring something different would be mentioned and eulogized.
Packing the bus is tactical and mourinho is great at it but how much brain power or thought process do you need to teach and execute it?..
An inventor or innovator may not make so much money from his invention..an investor or a just a moneybag can come along decades later and commercialise the product and make tons of money...but he would never get the recognition and accolades of the inventor. When they talk about billionaires yeah he can be mentioned..it is right to mention him..but when they talk about innovation..the brilliance and art of the product..he won't ever be mentioned.
Mourinho would always have his trophy but talking about tactical brilliance, innovation, injection of new thoughts and styles..the study of the science of football..use of space and movement etc.. mourinho would ceased to exist
Don’t forget that it was Mourinho that introduced the concept of parking the bus...
PhonesRe: Take A Screenshot Of Your Favourite Music Player Playing Your Favorite Song by Obzerfapex(m): 10:05pm On Aug 07, 2020
iTroll:
Spoken like the retàrded person you are
not minding your business will kill you one day keyboard warrior
PhonesRe: Take A Screenshot Of Your Favourite Music Player Playing Your Favorite Song by Obzerfapex(m): 10:04pm On Aug 07, 2020
iTroll:
Look at this bottom dweller spewing hot crap from his prion infested brain.
I'm sure that Wicklow that paralysed both of your thumbs is responsible for this nonsense you just typed.
If not, you need URGENT psychiatric help. ASAP
no be your fault sha Dem jo born you well
PhonesRe: Take A Screenshot Of Your Favourite Music Player Playing Your Favorite Song by Obzerfapex(m): 7:33pm On Aug 07, 2020
iTroll:
Mumu, this wasn't necessary at all
OPs title was simple enough to understand. Yet here you are going out of context
I no blame you sha you username epitomizes your foolishness monkey
PhonesRe: Take A Screenshot Of Your Favourite Music Player Playing Your Favorite Song by Obzerfapex(m): 7:31pm On Aug 07, 2020
iTroll:
Mumu, this wasn't necessary at all
OPs title was simple enough to understand. Yet here you are going out of context
idiot because I was addressing you fool don’t mind you business ode
PhonesRe: Take A Screenshot Of Your Favourite Music Player Playing Your Favorite Song by Obzerfapex(m): 7:25pm On Aug 07, 2020
Apple Music.... pesin go need to subscribe to listen to music...,1300 per month which kin rubbishhuh

CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Covers LGBTQ Magazine - Nigerians Blast Wife, Simi by Obzerfapex(m): 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2020
HuntSon:
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Who be this one?? grin

1k sef baba don change opinion grin abeg no be ur type! You can't do shit to any gay person...rest wink
you only make noise online come out in public as gay na ode
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Covers LGBTQ Magazine - Nigerians Blast Wife, Simi by Obzerfapex(m): 12:53am On Aug 05, 2020
Well sha it is only online that you will see gay fools in Nigeria making noise...come out in public 1st rubbish
SportsRe: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by Obzerfapex(m): 9:19pm On Aug 02, 2020
proclinician:
Pass. You're too small for an exchange.
When ever you want to say rubbish about women use your own mother 1st
SportsRe: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by Obzerfapex(m): 8:19pm On Aug 02, 2020
Martinez39s:
The divorce courts will demolish him, and his marriage is going to be utterly miserable from henceforth. Prenup or no prenup, she will take half of his net worth, and she will get ridiculous amounts in child support. It doesn't matter if she cheated or if she has a good reason to divorce. No-fault divorce allows a woman to divorce without any reason.
no fault divorce applies mostly in the US
SportsRe: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by Obzerfapex(m): 8:18pm On Aug 02, 2020
proclinician:
In all u do with the ladies of today do not put your emotions in it. Love for a stranger, no blood relationship is a language of weakness. I can't remember the last time I told my girlfriends *I love you" these are languages of weakness and I don't use them. Look at this fellow now who knows that game may be the only game to propel him into limelight but he will miss because he disobeyed the gospel of future. How can you become weary because she returned to the streets where she is from? Clearly u learnt nothing growing up.
Meaning your own Mother is from the streets too
SportsRe: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by Obzerfapex(m): 8:18pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bikochi:
This is the example of a SIMP- ready to end his career because of a woman. Spits!

Lesson to guys that feel money will make a woman loyal. Biggest lie!

Sad thing is when they divorce, the Lady will still take a huge sum of his money as divorce settlement. We need better laws for guys !


Lastly, someone should please slap sense into the guy, let him play good football for us. UEFA isn't something to toss aside just like that.
I don’t know if you just like using the word simp or something.....imagine how he feels when the woman who promised to be faithful to his broke her vows while the is busy sweating his ass in cold Italy and imagine how he feels when he realizes that he can never trust her again the you will understand why he is feeling depressed
And not all women are cheaters btw
SportsRe: The Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:08pm On Aug 02, 2020
The Laporte stat is certainly worth exploring in more detail, too.

Per Sky, he featured in 15 Premier League games during the campaign and Man City conceded just five goals with him on the pitch.

That's compared to conceding 30 in the 23 games he missed. Laporte's record of conceding a goal every 220 minutes is comfortably the best of any centre-back in the top flight.
Step aside Virgil van Dijk, there's a new sheriff in town! But, the Liverpool defender did get his hands on the Premier League title, so who's the real winner?
SportsRe: The Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2020
13. Mikel Arteta is the first person to both captain and coach Arsenal to victory in an FA Cup final.

14. 27 of Chelsea's Premier League goals were scored by players aged 22 or under this season. That's compared to an average of 2.25 per season across the previous four campaigns.

There are certainly a few interesting facts there.

Hands up if you knew Arteta was the only man to ever captain and manage Arsenal to victory in the FA Cup? Or if you knew Ings was the Premier League's top scorer without penalties?
SportsRe: The Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2020
10. Ings was the Premier League's top scorer excluding penalties.

11. Aymeric Laporte has the best centre-back record in the division. Man City have conceded a goal every 220 minutes when he's played.

12. Arsenal reached a cup final in each of the last five seasons they have finished lower than fifth in the league, with their record dating back to 1988
SportsRe: The Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:05pm On Aug 02, 2020
7. Mason Greenwood became the youngest player to score two or more goals in UEFA competition for Man United. He was 18 years and 72 days old when he netted a brace vs AZ Alkmaar.

8. Wolves ended the 2019/20 season with fewer than 10 league defeats for the first time in the top flight since they last won the title in 1958/59.

9. Danny Ings is the first player to score 20 or more goals in a single season playing for a bottom-half side since Darren Bent scored 24 for Sunderland in 2009/10.
SportsRe: The Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:04pm On Aug 02, 2020
4. Matty Longstaff became the first teenager to score against Manchester United since 2010 when he netted Newcastle's winner back in October.

5. Tottenham didn't manage a single shot on target vs Bournemouth in July, becoming the first team ever to fail to put a shot on target against the Cherries in the Premier League.

6. Spurs had 80.2% of possession in their 1-0 Premier League defeat to Newcastle on August 25. That's the second-highest total by a losing team since Opta started collecting the data.
SportsRe: The Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:04pm On Aug 02, 2020
1. Burnley's 14-point improvement on the 2018/19 season was the biggest in the Premier League. They finished 10th place with 54 points this year, compared to 15th place with 40 points in 2019.

2. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is only the second Arsenal player to score 20 goals in consecutive seasons. Thierry Henry was the first, doing it five years in a row between 2001 and 2006.

3. 25 goals were scored by teenagers in the Premier League this season, with 12 different scorers contributing. Teenagers scored just 19 goals in the previous two campaigns combined.
SportsRe: The Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:03pm On Aug 02, 2020
There was plenty of excitement and entertainment throughout the campaign and with so much football crammed into the last couple of months, to be without it until September 12 seems strange.

Over the last few weeks, I have been analysing some of the statistics surrounding the Premier League season to fill the void.

I am going to continue doing so today by sharing some you may have missed - a kind of alternate look at the campaign - if you like.

Sky Sports have compiled 14 of their favourite random stats, so let's check them out.
SportsThe Most Interesting Stats From The 2019/20 Premier League Season You Probably D by Obzerfapex(op): 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2020
The longest Premier League season in history has finally concluded.

2019/20 will be remembered as the campaign that was derailed by coronavirus, but against all odds, the English top-flight was finished in full.

It was Liverpool who lifted the trophy last month, while Norwich, Watford and Bournemouth slipped back down to the Championship.
CelebritiesThe Calm Down Viral Video And How Not To Build A Nation.* by Obzerfapex(op): 4:55pm On Aug 02, 2020
Sad. Disheartening and disgusting.
Nigeria is a nation of drama. We trivialize what we should criminalize.
From Fayose to Dino to Pondei to Mentu, we trivialize and make jokes out of what should call for national outcry. Sad.
I watched the *_calm down_* video and my heart bleeds for the boy child and that boy in particular.
Doing wrong is now celebrated even by those who should know better.
Watch the video again!
A mother was about to discipline the son for STEALING. The boy went into frenzy drama to manipulate the mum out of being disciplined. Rather than for the mum to remain firm... Ohun tí ó dà, ó dá... She made a video out of it and it went viral.
Typical Nigerians, we were all caught in the frenzy without looking deep at the substance. We glorify the wrong thing.
How did we get to this point that the thieves are asking the owners to calm down in order to escape punishment. Why do our commonwealth looters require of us a calming down when they must never allow to go scot free from their crimes. When should misdemeanor become our national celebration.
Something is wrong with our values. What is wrong is now right in an ever harsh environment like ours.
How about the boy child and his sudden fame and heroism? How about his self esteem? Is the mother of the boy child happy throwing a thieving boy into the limelight of fame? What psychological pressure would she be subjecting a boy of about 7yo to later in life? Did she never know that she is the first gatekeeper of discipline in the house. Worse still, she is the first love of that boy. What a mum indeed. I trust Folawiyo, my mum, she would indeed calm down but by 4.45 am when the village morning prayers clang, I will be woken with wicked strokes of cane and a sad reminder that you can't escape from punishment especially stealing. My grandma was worse. If you steal, don't ever go near her house. She doesn't forgive when one meat is missing from the earthen pot ware. Mothers condone bad acts. Wives hide husbands who are corrupt. Husbands look the other ways this day. Fathers are weakened and discipline has a new name - calm down.
We are parents who encourages children writing common entrance examinations to cheat. Parents bribe invigilators on the behalf of primary five pupils. We are a nation that perfects how to beat CBT that our children can cheat during JAMB exams. We are too quick to give to the Police and the Police is too quick to further ask for more. Aren't you celebrating your neighbour who is a civil servant on level 10 and has over three houses, five jeeps and all the children in Canada without scholarships. Corruption is rooted in our family systems and folk tales.
The tortoise that outsmarted fraudulently the hare in a race is our hero. The animals that pranked the elephants in forest coup through 'ao merin jọba' deception is celebrated.
What is the implication for other young boys? Are we saying crime pays? Are we not conceding crime pays. Would the son who steals in school calm down the school system to escape punishment? Invariably, we are saying
enrich your way through corruption and become celebrated. No wonder, known corrupt people bag chieftaincy titles and are crowned kings.
It is time we call a spade a spade. This Naija Naira Marley dance of the craze heads is never right for raising sons to become God's Masterpiece in a constantly challenging environment like ours. The Dino drama, the Mentu saga, the Pondei fainting, the calm down video points to one thing: we are a nation who trivialises absurdities.
I recall Abiola Ajimobi saga with Yinka Aiyefele. Ajimobi said, should we celebrate a thief because he shared his largesse? A radio station was built on the right of way - a public road - and millions supported the desecration of the commonwealth. If a boy in your hood steals your wife's purse or when yahoo boys hack your bank account or when your son brings back pencils that is not his, would you calm down? Would you allow him to calm you down?
I bet you would because we as a nation abets thieves, glorifies looters and celebrate the crafty. You would because your son without legitimate income now has a house in Lekki.
Calming down to condone corrupt characters and create more corrupt characters.
Raise your son never to calm down you down when he steals. Rather discipline him to calm the stealing out of him.
Raising future men starts and ends with men who truly stand for value.
Our governor, would you calm down when the state commonwealth is looted?
I write that we may raise men whom all can be proud of.
PhonesRe: Screenshot Your Phone Menu And I Would Tell You About Yourself by Obzerfapex(m): 9:37pm On Aug 01, 2020
trueguy573:
You hardly check your mails
You love sports specifically football and wrestling
You have favorite celebrities from these sports
You subscribe a lot
Everything you said is absolutely true...:
PhonesRe: Screenshot Your Phone Menu And I Would Tell You About Yourself by Obzerfapex(m): 9:35pm On Aug 01, 2020
legitboss011:
you use iPhone maybe 7
you love playing games
you use mtn

you never check mails
True
I’m a lover of games
And I use mtn although they suck data too much
PhonesRe: Screenshot Your Phone Menu And I Would Tell You About Yourself by Obzerfapex(m): 5:32pm On Aug 01, 2020
Here’s mine

RomanceRe: Man Dies In My Shop After Loosing 49 Million PHOTOS by Obzerfapex(m): 4:36am On Jul 31, 2020
This thing na old picture.....just because sey you wan get views you come Dey post fake stuff
SportsNewcastle Takeover: Saudi Arabian-backed Consortium Pulls Out Of Bid by Obzerfapex(op): 8:03pm On Jul 30, 2020
A Saudi Arabian-backed consortium has ended its bid to buy Newcastle United.

The group, which included Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund PIF, PCP Capital Partners and Reuben Brothers, had agreed a £300m deal to buy the club from Mike Ashley in April.

The deal was still being scrutinised under the Premier League's owners' and directors' test and it is understood PIF ran out of patience.

The consortium said that it was with "regret" that it had pulled out.

Amanda Staveley, the British businesswoman behind PCP Partners, said she was upset for the club's supporters.

"It's awful," she said, adding that there would have been huge investment in the area.

"We are devastated for the fans. We really thank the fans - I personally thank them for all their support."

A statement from the investor group said: "As an autonomous and purely commercial investor, our focus was on building long-term value for the club, its fans and the community as we remained committed to collaboration, practicality and proactivity through a difficult period of global uncertainty and significant challenges for the fans and the club.

"Ultimately, during the unforeseeably prolonged process, the commercial agreement between the Investment Group and the club's owners expired and our investment thesis could not be sustained."

The consortium's withdrawal could pave the way for a takeover by American entrepreneur Henry Mauriss, who has registered his interest in Newcastle and remains extremely keen for the acquisition to happen.
Foreign AffairsPelosi Warns Maskless Lawmakers May Be Thrown Out by Obzerfapex(op): 6:55pm On Jul 30, 2020
The US House of Representatives has ordered all members and staff to wear masks as the nation's death toll from coronavirus passed 150,000.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi warned anyone who breaks the new rule faces being removed from the chamber.
She took the decision after Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican often seen around the Capitol without a face covering, tested positive on Wednesday.
He had been due to travel that day with US President Donald Trump.
What did the House speaker say?
Mrs Pelosi, a California Democrat, said on the House floor on Wednesday evening that members would be allowed to remove their masks when addressing the chamber.
"The chair expects all members and staff to adhere to this requirement as a sign of respect for the health, safety, and wellbeing of others present in the chamber and surrounding areas," she said.
Mrs Pelosi said she would view "failure to wear a mask as a serious breach of decorum", warning the House Sergeant at Arms could kick out anyone who did not wear a mask.
PhonesRe: Could It Be Branch Loan Monitoring Me? by Obzerfapex(m): 12:59pm On Jul 30, 2020
Oga go and pay your debt even if it is small small

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