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OND/HND cleaning with 40k 😂😂

Juju no too much RIP destiny boy

To start paying for likes

U sure say no b collect u wan collect protein inside pot before food ready Boss

Wey u for use ya dick push am inside back, u sure say u love the banny sef

always247:
There is a great sign that this coming year is the year that I will get outta trenches.
I have landed a very sweet and fruitful contract.
its good to bless other when God bless you to attract more blessings.
first 10 people that drop @za will receive 10k from me

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Opay

Only that eyes alone na red flag...track the guy number via police area command

Baba Bashiru for my area no deh even give tenant quit notice...Na ordinary powder e go dust for their entrance Ajeh dem no go use 2 weeks before dem pack...that court sontin Na longtin for am

Iya Gbonkan

DeclanR:
Imagine if this lady was your girlfriend:

1. She's aged 28
2 A single mother whose baby is 6yrs of age
3. Her parents are divorced and have moved on with their lives afterwards. The man is remarried and same with the woman.
4. She wears legchain, Nose ring and waist beads.
5. Partially beautiful, but not educated enough. She first lied she had an ND until I began to probe into her claim and noticed she didn't go beyond secondary education. Her attitude and behaviour made me doubt her claim in the first place. You're chatting in proper English and she's replying with Pidgin all through.
6. Lies a lot. Even about the simplest things. Needless lies. She fell sick at some point, lied to me it was Malaria and Fever after doing a test. Same moment, while she held her phone and was on Facebook, she had initially asked A.I about ABORTION pills. This got me worried. I confronted her, she said it was her friend who used her phone to type that shit on Facebook A.I. I requested for her friend's number, inquired about same and her friend denied it. Before this discovery, she was sick and throwing saliva everywhere and I jokingly asked if she was pregnant( I hadn't slept with her at this point in the relationship since we were just a month or two into it). Same friend of hers had even asked her same question about if she was pregnant. She lied against her friend. Left with no other alternative, she came up with another story, claiming that she did family planning. And she was suffering from the impact of same family planning, reason for her health situation at the time. How can a single lady be doing family planning?
I asked if she was a hookup girl. She denied. She did the family planning because of her ex boyfriend since they were knackiing raw. I then asked, is your ex aware of this family planning? She said No. Is he aware that you're sick as a result of the family planning u did because of him? She said No. So now, how do you date a guy, you did family planning just because of him, yet he isn't aware?. You're even sick as a result, and he is not aware. What if you die?
In my mind, I believe she did an Abortion too.

7. I can't touch this lady's phone. She wouldn't even drop it for a second as long as we are together. She won't also take her calls. At some point I got worried and I asked her to pick those calls right in my presence, but she refused. After her refusal to pick, I wanted to see who the caller was as the phone was ringing, but she didn't allow me. I didn't want to drag with her, so I kept my cool.
8. The first day I asked her out, I got home, we began chatting, and she started telling me that she was Hungry. Ah!
I wanted to cut her off immediately, but I decided not to. Since then, it's being one complain or the other. I do all I can for her, not because of anything, but for humanity sakes. However, I must meet the needs of my loved ones and close male friends before I can meet hers. I've only had sex with her once(Three rounds) and since then, I've just being indifferent towards her.
9. She doesn't take corrections at all.
10. One more thing she does that breaks me is her constant plea for help on her WhatsApp status. For instance, she will post a picture of a gown on her status and say "Babe pls buy this for me"

Again, she will write, "Christmas dey come and my babe never ask me wetin I want for Christmas. Babe Naso" ?

So many of such. But I wouldn't reply to her status after viewing. She will then msg me directly and ask for those things.

How many times u wan bring this your P here with diff moniker

For him next life if him hear anything Benin girl he go Tuama 🤣🤣

Cuttycool:
Yes, the first code I used was ##002#, when i inputted ##002#, the feedback said no call forwarding, , no message and no data forwarding, but yet when I make calls , it shows continual forwarding again. so a friend also told me to dial ##61# and it's still not able to deactivate it.

And you sure that your partner hasn't tapped your line..confam that first

Add First aid kit to your budget too cos of better MORO wey u go receive

cutecommend:
Let's say you went for an Occasion with all your heart, and during the time of serving food, it didnt reach you, but you kept hearing "relax, food will reach everyone": but till the meeting ended, you got nothing: can yoi bear it?

For this kind time,well I fit hold am...if only I no buy the Aso ebi but If I buy Omo things go lost ooo

Cuttycool:
Any time I make a call, as I dial any number I want to call, I see "call forwarding on continual" pop on my phone screen, then disappears. I have never activated call forwarding in my phone, so how come?

Its MTN network. I have used ##61# which takes code to deactivate call forwarding, yet it's still there. Pls what is the cause? Is anyone seeing same?

Dial ##002# and thank me later

Ibtxxo:
Is that how you did your wedding

Make those so called Ndi inchie marry the lady

Na lack of maintenance go still off am...Na Naija we deh

madridguy:
EFCC should send him to Sokoto for Christmas.

Ajeh...Kanu needs gist partner

I go give amm Hanal seggz

Tiwa Savage

Osiris12:
This laptop go useful to make adeleke not seek reelection.

Why selling your propaganda equipment

Na you buy am give am..shuuu

superintendents:


Those guys made me waka from berger to agege

E no far Na...Na only Ogba deh inbetween the two 🤣🤣

I sense Co.ordination in the crowd positioning here unlike now

I sense Co-ordination in the crowd positioning here unlike now

Omotosho don turn Sokoto prison to Tourism centre

E funny me...settlement 700k

Max31700:
Hello everybody ! I’m French and live in France. I was married with a Nigerian woman in France( she is Edo woman) . We made a traditional wedding in France but I gave bride price and also money to her family to make a traditional wedding in Nigeria too. But their family never made any celebration with the money that I gave them and now my wife broke up with me. Can I demand to the family to refund me all the money ?

Yeah you can demand Asapu

muyico:
Nairaland sha be carefull??
Ifa Maa fa nih itan ya

Ajeh 😂😂