Nairaland General › Re: Something You Tried Once And Instantly Knew It Wasn't For You by Oceanjagaban: 2:32pm On Jun 17, 2025 |
IBenardoo: Omo nah Bet9ja o Mine wasn't once sha, there's this myth about hitting the green on your first try omo tried that shit a couple of time didn't favour me, sharp I drop am like hot Yam That's one of the Best decisions u made in your entire life,if not by now,person for no tell you |
Romance › Re: Masturbating Colleague by Oceanjagaban: 2:31pm On Jun 17, 2025 |
SpencerForbes: Na now you understand Wetin I Dey talk. No be those ones wey dey yarn say na him private part.
Can you imagine shaking someone that his hands just came out of his trouser and you saw him. If you didn’t, it would have been a different case. But you saw him😫 I swear.lol no be small matter.i no fit shake that kind person o,it's as good as touching the person's balls |
Romance › Re: Masturbating Colleague by Oceanjagaban: 2:26pm On Jun 17, 2025 |
After him scratch finish him go still shake ona hand before ona depart?no shake me again o,make we dey chop knuckle dey go.no vex |
Family › Re: Drop A Shout-out For Your Dad! Happy Father's Day To All Nairaland Dads by Oceanjagaban: 6:38pm On Jun 16, 2025 |
adamkkk: nor mind me... and i go sch, see d type of English graduate lyk me dey speak Lol..I know say na typographical error,na normal mistake...Have a nice day brother |
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Family › Re: Drop A Shout-out For Your Dad! Happy Father's Day To All Nairaland Dads by Oceanjagaban: 6:37pm On Jun 15, 2025 |
adamkkk: Shootout to my Late Dad and Mentor. The only man av ever loved. Allow the man rest na.lol...you wan still do shoot out for am,no go shoot person o abeg...AVE |
Business › Re: Bill Gates: I'm Leaving Most Of My $200bn Fortune To Africa by Oceanjagaban: 6:30am On Jun 15, 2025 |
destinychildolu: Whoever that can predict what Wike will do with the money if Bill Gates gives the money to FCT gets 10k. List the name of the projects and the estimated cost Be meaningful,this your talk na kai kai joint you suppose carry am go,na that place fit this your discussion |
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Makes A Vow To Herself And Her Future Children by Oceanjagaban: 6:04pm On Jun 13, 2025 |
I need her details,I have a token for her. |
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Romance › Re: Why Do I Always Meet Girls Like This? by Oceanjagaban: 4:34pm On Jun 12, 2025 |
GoodSpirit: The dude is right, in most cases people who supposedly claim hunger are the ones in frivolous lifestyle, using phones worth 2 years of their annual salary and you say they are hungry? Which data company gives dara to someone who doesn't load her airtime continuously? You can't take a loan if you don't have the ability to pay back. How much is the data loan na? Make ona dey talk well |
Romance › Re: Relationship Riddle Of The Century: by Oceanjagaban: 1:04pm On Jun 12, 2025 |
Normally if you apply emotions into something your sense of reasoning will drop.... Emotion and Reasoning are two parallel things,when one rises the other decreases....normal level. |
Celebrities › Re: Khaby Lame Deported From The US After Overstaying His Visa by Oceanjagaban: 12:59pm On Jun 12, 2025 |
obembet: Seriously, I don't expect a great content creator like that to be embarrassed He was not embarrassed,they left him that very day and he travelled out of the country,they didn't deport him |
Romance › Re: Benefits Of Having Older Woman As Lover by Oceanjagaban: 12:11pm On Jun 11, 2025 |
Anguldi: Dry toto Na water water toto you dey find.lol |
Romance › Re: Why Do I Always Meet Girls Like This? by Oceanjagaban: 11:24am On Jun 11, 2025 |
englishmart: If you can afford data, you have no claim to hunger. That's a baseless statement,don't you know that people borrow data or is data that expensive in your area? |
Pets › Re: What My Dogs Killed Overnight by Oceanjagaban: 8:20am On Jun 11, 2025 |
Mynd44: I still have left over ram meat.
One of the Rams we killed sef, the head was left unattended to and spoit. It was prepared for them. Meat isn't the issue here Anybody can upload a picture of ram or cow and say it is his own,those pictures does not mean you have left over meat from sallah |
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen Orders Amala To Celebrate Sallah In Magodo by Oceanjagaban: 6:58am On Jun 11, 2025 |
muyico: I thought 💭🤔 he igbo by tribe? He is from Edo state |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Two Truck Drivers In Imo State, Set Vehicle Ablaze(photos) by Oceanjagaban: 5:29pm On Jun 10, 2025 |
columbus007: Omoh this country don want start again. 😕. your statement hard to read o |
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Abduct Kogi Woman Hawking Cooked Rice, Demand Ransom by Oceanjagaban: 9:04pm On Jun 09, 2025 |
This one's na recharge card kidnappers |
Nairaland General › Re: Which Type Of News Can Bring This Type Of Excitement In Nigeria? by Oceanjagaban: 9:01pm On Jun 09, 2025 |
Jagaban,akpabio and wike don die for plane crash |
Romance › Re: The Lady I'm Planning To Marry Is Complaining by Oceanjagaban: 9:00pm On Jun 09, 2025 |
E be like you dey rough handle her on top bed, sometimes take am gently no be war film |
Properties › Re: What's The First Thing You Do if You Find These Guns Underground Your House by Oceanjagaban: 8:56pm On Jun 09, 2025 |
I go turn self acclaimed General....Tompolo self go believe |
Agriculture › Re: He Sold This Banana For 25,500 Naira by Oceanjagaban: 8:52pm On Jun 09, 2025 |
My bunch of Banana dey loss o,abeg who help me see am? |
Agriculture › Re: Look At The Cat I Killed In My Poultry Today by Oceanjagaban: 3:13pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
Codepain: I pity that cat U been wan sleep with am? |
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Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice, I Am Being Haunted By A Woman by Oceanjagaban: 2:38pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
UrPapa: dey play Women won’t be disturbing you like dat if u Neva knack her b4 It’s either dey both had something b4 and wants it to continue or they are still currently knacking Those questions she’s asking op are not asked from long distances, they are mostly after sex questions Nooooooo beeeeeee child's... |
Romance › Re: Can You Bear With Me For 4 Years? Is It A Wrong Question To Ask My Girlfriend by Oceanjagaban: 1:11pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
Give you 4years,you be governor or president? |
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice, I Am Being Haunted By A Woman by Oceanjagaban: 1:10pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
lacasera14: She no get yansh na why. If she had this won't even be a topic. Op would have been enjoying his life since in silence. Na true!she no get Assprin |
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice, I Am Being Haunted By A Woman by Oceanjagaban: 1:08pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
But why u no wan kpansh her? |
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Business › Re: Nigerians, When Last Did You See A ₦5, ₦10, Or ₦50 Note? by Oceanjagaban: 10:01am On Jun 02, 2025 |
Mariangeles: Errrrmmm...🤔 Do they still exist?
The least I've seen quite recently is ₦100. A dirty looking one at that. You still have 10naira in your purse,no dey come from here |