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Crime / Re: Man Hires Friend For N10,000 To Kill Pregnant Wife In Ogun by Oceanjagaban: 3:48pm On Jan 04, 2023
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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Gold Digger by Oceanjagaban: 3:47pm On Jan 04, 2023
Karen2024:
Two days before Christmas I called my bf and demanded he give me money to make hair for Christmas, he sent me 20k.

On new year's eve I called him and after exchange of pleasantries I asked what he's preparing for me as I would be coming over on the 1st, he angrily responded that he's preparing shits for me and he went further to call me a 'gold digger.'

Since then he has not been picking my calls neither did he reply my text messages. Should I keep trying or I should move on?
If he says you are a gold digger then you are a gold digger na,what's the fussing for
Romance / Re: I Can Not Be The Only Guy That Does This. by Oceanjagaban: 1:22pm On Jan 04, 2023
sqlPAIN:
I am so addicted to my scrotal sack, a.k.a my balls. I can't go a minute with touching my ballz. Anytime I'm alone, my hand is always in my trousers or shorts touching and slapping it, making weird noises with it. I just find it relaxing. I even dey do am as i dey use one hand dey type this. grin
Hope you no dey cook for people with that hand

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Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Wife, Nkechi Celebrate Their 25th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Oceanjagaban: 8:44am On Jan 04, 2023
SlavaUkraini:


Ambassador and Co-owner

Go and Verify
I just went to verify through some research,pls go and verify yours too
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Wife, Nkechi Celebrate Their 25th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Oceanjagaban: 7:02am On Jan 04, 2023
bonnyhope:


Who told you there was no scandal

Is just that they do wisely and never get caught

Same way I urge you to vote wisely next Month
If you don't know the meaning of scandal,check Google
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Wife, Nkechi Celebrate Their 25th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Oceanjagaban: 7:01am On Jan 04, 2023
SlavaUkraini:
And he is celebrating this marital milestone with part of the proceeds he got from his sport betting company ..

Wahala for who nor Sabi gamble...

Monkey go work, Baboon go chop
A bigger wahala for who Sabi gamble
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Wife, Nkechi Celebrate Their 25th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Oceanjagaban: 7:00am On Jan 04, 2023
SlavaUkraini:
And he is celebrating this marital milestone with part of the proceeds he got from his sport betting company ..

Wahala for who nor Sabi gamble...

Monkey go work, Baboon go chop
he isn't the owner of Betking ,he is just an Ambassador of Betking.
Crime / Re: Brazil Returnee Arrested With 105 Parcels Of Cocaine In Candies On Christmas Day by Oceanjagaban: 7:52am On Jan 02, 2023
The phrase "Brazilian returnee" is now synonymous with drug Baron in Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Smokes Weed? by Oceanjagaban: 7:58am On Jan 01, 2023
Exmilitant:
my girlfriend those days smokes weed and was lazy as sloth.
The stuff would deaden the faculty of this pretty girl. No feelings. No emotion.
She was always dirty and unkempt.

NO!!! I wouldn't marry a girl who smokes weed.
Who tell you to go friend crasewoman

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Health / Re: Easy Way Of Boosting Libido by Oceanjagaban: 9:40pm On Dec 30, 2022
RotimiBliss:
Tiger nuts — also known as chufa, yellow nutsedge, or earth almonds — are not actually nuts, but rather edible tubers.

They’re the size of a chickpea but wrinkly with a chewy texture and sweet nutty flavor similar to coconut.

May act as an aphrodisiac
Tiger nuts have a history of being used to boost libido.

They’re used as aphrodisiacs in Ayurvedic medicine. In addition, men in Nigeria have used tiger nuts for generations to treat erectile dysfunction, increase sperm count, and boost libido.

That said, few studies have investigated these supposed aphrodisiac properties.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObKhdxkNh4c
How can we reduce libido
Travel / Re: Seven Women Burnt To Death As Bus Catches Fire Along Sagamu-Benin Expressway by Oceanjagaban: 4:41pm On Dec 30, 2022
What a sin thing
Crime / Re: Unexpected 600k Alert On My Phone This Morning, Pls Advice by Oceanjagaban: 1:33pm On Dec 30, 2022
3310adeb:

Compliment Of The Season To All Nairalanders.

I Worked As A Valet Attendant In One Of The Night Club At V.I And Guess What,I received Alert Of Unexpected 600k This Morning,

Valet Attendant Is Someone That Take Cars From The Quest That Comes To A Particular Places, Parked It And Hold Unto The Key Till They Are Living, And This Mostly Come With Tips And Some Other Kindness,

So Right Now, I have Several Customers, (Dignitaries) That Have Took My Account Number And Promise To Make Me And My Family Smile, But I'm Confused Because #600,000 Is Not A Joke

ThereFore, My People I need Your Advice

Both Constructive And Insultive Ones Are Welcome Because I understand The Tradition In Nairaland
Thanks


Na me send you that money by mistake, transfer am back to me,I no need wahala
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Become Less Religious When They Travel Abroad? by Oceanjagaban: 7:21pm On Dec 28, 2022
Because the government over there has done almost everything that we are praying for God to do here

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Family / Re: May I Not Marry A Woman Like My Mum by Oceanjagaban: 10:44am On Dec 28, 2022
daboy18:
My 16 years old sister left the house since Christmas eve only to be returned yesterday evening at 11pm , my dad was very angry he promised to deal with her in a way she will never forget throughout her life , my mum said he shouldn't or else they will be war.

When the girl returned my dad asks where she was and she was busy chewing gums and turning her eyes like she was having epepilsy seizure my mum was shouting at him to leave her alone but my dad hit her omg the slapped sound it still haunting me.

It was my first time seeing my dad being a man of the house that he is supposed to be long time ago and I was so proud of him but that didn't last long when my mum slapped my dad back and they started fighting omg .

She beat him up my dad is not strong cus of diabetes she locked him outside saying if I dare to open the door for him she will locked me out too.

I quietly went inside my room crying and I left the house early morning to go and look for my dad he is actually at his elder brother place he says he will not return back.

I feel sorry for him and I have sworn to never marry a woman like my mum she doesn't deserve the titled wife or mother and as for my sister she is cursed for disrespecting dad and the time she will realize her mistakes it will be too late for her.

I wish my dad a long life so I will over pamper him when I become rich, I am only 20 and one day I will make him proud.
This one pass Mr ibu comedy drama
Crime / Re: Haraj: Saudi Arabian App Where Maids Are Trafficked And Sold To Wealthy Saudis by Oceanjagaban: 8:30am On Dec 28, 2022
This Muslims are the sole reason for Nigeria's underdevelopment
Business / Re: Aminu Dantata: I Am Just Waiting For My Time, I No Longer Enjoy Life by Oceanjagaban: 8:23am On Dec 28, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
When you get to the top of the pyramid, it will dawn on you that, it was not really worth it.
The top still better pass...
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Your Man Of The Year Out Of These 14 Great Men? by Oceanjagaban: 10:23pm On Dec 27, 2022
No 12,na the real goat
Sports / Re: Is It Irresponsible For Women To Bet? by Oceanjagaban: 10:21pm On Dec 27, 2022
Animegirl:
I've been seeing most of my guys cashing out big time from betting. I thought I should join but some of friends said it's irresponsible for a lady to go into betting.

I thought hustle and making it big has no gender, why then it's irresponsible and not good for ladies to bet on sports?
If you like your life,stay away from gambling don't be a wayward girl.
Romance / Re: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by Oceanjagaban: 10:11pm On Dec 27, 2022
FeliciaOja:
Please someone help me,
how much is $100 when converted to naira.
Illiterate,you no even sharp....olosho wey dey find customer nai u be
Romance / Re: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by Oceanjagaban: 10:10pm On Dec 27, 2022
Austriaopen:
Pics of the note and the $100 or just get the fuvk outta here
Nobody fit give this cheap olosho $100..no bother about pics.na hungry olosho be that
Romance / Re: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by Oceanjagaban: 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2022
LIGHTHEARTED0:



shut up u this confused slut



if 100 dollars fit get u confused, what about giving u 250 dollars, come have sex with my bulldog.
My guy no even bother,she is too dirty for your dog.she go give your dog HIV.she is a Carrier.
Romance / Re: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by Oceanjagaban: 10:06pm On Dec 27, 2022
FeliciaOja:

Na your mama be olosho
When them tell ona to find hand work ona no go gree,na ashawo ona go dey do up and down..with your big Smelling pvssy
Romance / Re: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by Oceanjagaban: 4:31pm On Dec 27, 2022
Olosho la won oremi
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by Oceanjagaban: 11:03am On Dec 27, 2022
funkmrflexx:
I've broken up with my ex for a year now, after I broke up I got married. I was the one who ended the relationship because she started misbehaving when she got into school, it seems she was tired of the relationship cus she met other guys who could give her what she wanted (I was the one who sponsored her schooling) so I ended it because It seems she was bigger than me and I couldn't contain her anymore.
When I told i I didn't want the relationship, she was suprised because I had spent a lot on her school so she thought I couldn't end it cus I've invested in her school. But I shocked her and ended everything.
She started bragging that she would meet someone better than me and I said no problem There are a lot of guys out there she should try I luck. But I told her she might find a guy that's richer than I am but she won't find a guy like me. So I moved on with my life, not up to 3 months after we broke up she met someone else, the guy bought her an iPhone(she started freaking out about iPhone cus she sees girls in her school use it) the guy has a car and even rented a new apartment for her

Even after meeting this new guy she has been stalking me on social media, first it was facebook and Instagram but I ignored it (mind you she has blocked me on all social media platforms including whatsapp and my phone numbers)

So this morning my wife told me that she saw a friend request notification from someone on Facebook looked like my ex, but when she went to accept the friend request it has already been deleted. She later searched the name on Facebook and found out it was my ex.
I just told my wife not to answer her or anything.
I still wonder why she's still stalking me on social media when she has obviously found someone she thinks it's better than me.
I was thinking about calling her and warning her off my wife. I can take her stalking me and all but my wife is where it ends.

It's been a year she should move on
She wants your gbola Tinubu one more time
Politics / Re: Terrorists Invade Kaduna Community On Christmas Day, Kill Resident, Abduct 45 by Oceanjagaban: 7:45am On Dec 27, 2022
El rufai sent them,concrete info
Crime / Re: Three Men Found Dead In Ibadan, Organs Reportedly Harvested by Oceanjagaban: 7:44am On Dec 27, 2022
Afonja wetin dey play??
Politics / Re: 2023: Goodluck Jonathan's Men Mobilize For Tinubu by Oceanjagaban: 7:43am On Dec 27, 2022
DSoj:
https://punchng.com/jonathans-men-begin-mobilisation-for-tinubu/?amp
I can see that you are a foolish monkey,how are they Goodluck Jonathan's men...gbaun
Romance / Re: Nigerian Gay Journalist, Chisom Peter, Goes Public With His Partner (Photos) by Oceanjagaban: 9:39am On Dec 23, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Then you shouldn't start what you can't finish
Carry your wahala go front
Romance / Re: Nigerian Gay Journalist, Chisom Peter, Goes Public With His Partner (Photos) by Oceanjagaban: 12:51am On Dec 23, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Which means your logic literally makes no sense
You for try rest o,no be exam Hall we dey
Crime / Re: UK Police Arrest A Ghanaian Yahoo Boy For A 350,000 Pounds Fraud (Video) by Oceanjagaban: 10:56am On Dec 22, 2022
Stesa:
Yahoo don suffer

Why do they call fraudsters "Yahoo"

Yahoo is now synonymous with fraud
Sports / Re: World Cup: Messi Evacuated By Helicopter After Crowds Swarm Team Bus (pix) by Oceanjagaban: 10:19am On Dec 22, 2022
Messi be taking all the Glory,what about the other teammates

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