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Education / Re: ASR Africa, BUA Approve ₦‎1.5 Billion Grant For Development Projects In Ogun by Oceanjagaban: 8:55pm On Jan 12, 2023
Irupetepete:
to get sense and be less tribalistic no hard o... Na una just dey make am be like herculean task
monkey man stay your lane...because I talk about your occupation,you rush open gutter

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Romance / Re: Candles With Someone's Name Wrapped With It Found At Beach - Photos by Oceanjagaban: 8:31pm On Jan 12, 2023
Ona don spoil two people love life o

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Under Estimate Tinubu's Intelligence At Your Own Peril by Oceanjagaban: 8:30pm On Jan 12, 2023
The guy no dey intelligent leave that thing oga...no be tasting the microphone business we dey do here
Health / Re: Coffin Maker Caught Removing Drips From Patients In A Hospital In Cameroon (Pix) by Oceanjagaban: 8:28pm On Jan 12, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
angry dey should put him in his coffin and nail it
Na undertaker?
Health / Re: Coffin Maker Caught Removing Drips From Patients In A Hospital In Cameroon (Pix) by Oceanjagaban: 8:26pm On Jan 12, 2023
Business no dey boom,you wan force am to Boom...issokay
Crime / Re: Newly-Employed NSCDC Officer Killed By Bandits At Mining Site In Kaduna (Photos) by Oceanjagaban: 9:13pm On Jan 11, 2023
What a sin thing
Crime / Re: Zazzau Emirate Council Dismisses Palace Guard Over Gangrape Of Bride-to-be by Oceanjagaban: 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Tinubu don reach this place again na wa

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Romance / Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Oceanjagaban: 8:35pm On Jan 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Nairaland pls help meoo, since have Bleep this girl raw. My Dick never cease to be vibrating and swelling up. Nairaland pls help meooo. I don't want to die this year. The girl I Bleep is clean and healthy although she is doing hookup. I ask my nigga, he said I don catch gonorrhea. Right now have turn a new leaf, I want to even become a pastor, I want peace in my life. All the bad boys in me I want to leave it. Nairaland how can I cure myself?? cry cry
You no know where hospital or pharmacy dey...e be like the dick never rise well..dey play

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Family / Re: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by Oceanjagaban: 8:23pm On Jan 11, 2023
Nnatuu:
Nawaa...problem full Nigeria o
Kolo plenty
Family / Re: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by Oceanjagaban: 8:23pm On Jan 11, 2023
Fabulozz:




I know I sounded childish but cannot lie to you knacking without sucking the breast make me feel like a failure
How old are you?no offence pls
Family / Re: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by Oceanjagaban: 8:22pm On Jan 11, 2023
Fabulozz:
My wife gave birth 2 months ago. She had resumed her duty in the bedroom 3 weeks ago but she doesn't want me to suck her breast saying that I should wait after she stopped exclusively breastfeeding the baby she will be 6 months. I love to suck breast and I can't wait until the baby is 6 months she said I am overeating which I am not.

Tell me if she is exaggerating or am overeating? Would love to hear from married women and men in the house ?
So you dey enjoy the milk wey dey come out of the breast...stop behaving like a ritualist pls
Politics / Re: Lady Put To Bed Safely After Shouting ''The God Of Gov. Wike'' Thrice (video) by Oceanjagaban: 6:09pm On Jan 11, 2023
I tire tire tire **in shatta wale's voice**
Crime / Re: Fake Medical Doctor Arrested For Cutting Pregnant Woman In Baylesa (Photos) by Oceanjagaban: 2:57pm On Jan 11, 2023
It is called self employment,as the govt no dey gree employ graduates
Politics / Re: Why Is Sowore Not Getting The Kind Of Favour And Fame Peter Obi Is Getting? by Oceanjagaban: 2:17pm On Jan 11, 2023
azpekuliar:


No be Remi toto e dey tink off when im lick dat mic oo, na heroine.
lol...u be bad guy
Celebrities / Re: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by Oceanjagaban: 12:47pm On Jan 11, 2023
GODPUNISHALABI:
sylvester stallone is known for rocky marciano than rambo
Rambo is more popular,infact Sylvester Stallone is also known as Rambo

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Celebrities / Re: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by Oceanjagaban: 12:43pm On Jan 11, 2023
Sprinklepee:
you see van damme na dead for nacking.
With him strong yansh

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Politics / Re: Why Is Sowore Not Getting The Kind Of Favour And Fame Peter Obi Is Getting? by Oceanjagaban: 11:07pm On Jan 10, 2023
Trollronaldo:
I am voting for Sowore but I wonder why Nigerians are notooking at him with the same vein they look at Peter Obi.

Someone like Sowore is going to clean this country, why can't we give him a chance?
instead of me to vote for sowore make I vote for that guy wey dey lick microphone thinking say na Remi pussy...the both of them aren't qualified.

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Tinubu At Yobe Presidential Campaign Rally by Oceanjagaban: 11:04pm On Jan 10, 2023
Photo
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Tinubu At Yobe Presidential Campaign Rally by Oceanjagaban: 11:04pm On Jan 10, 2023
Photo of the ancestors
Food / Re: Food: Who Would You Visit? (pic) by Oceanjagaban: 5:31pm On Jan 10, 2023
My friend na my friend....I go always visit my friend
Food / Re: Help! I Can't Stop Drinking Tin Milk Everyday by Oceanjagaban: 1:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
Unyimekelvin:
Good morning..

Eversince i stopped gambling ND masturbation ..i have been doing fine nd living a comfortable life with they little i have.

A very big shout out to those who adviced me ND also prayed for me...i appreciate you all I'm a free Man now... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

But these particular one set in... imagine,i have been drinking peak milk (tin) every day by day; ...
Please what is the side effects of consuming too much milk everyday...


..



So na you mess that mess wey dey smell come reach here,stop am o

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Romance / Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Oceanjagaban: 12:21pm On Jan 10, 2023
AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.
old firewood no dey quench

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by Oceanjagaban: 12:21pm On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....
woman wey everybody dey chew,e reach your turn you fall in love

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by Oceanjagaban: 6:40am On Jan 10, 2023
MRAKPORS:
I read my wife's chat with another guy, apparently an old school mate
In the chat, the guy said he misses my wife
And my wife said she misses him too

Please is this proper?
Them dey knack o
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Set Ablaze By Her 'Jealous' Co-Wife Dies In Owerri (Graphic Pix) by Oceanjagaban: 6:39am On Jan 10, 2023
If you never still dey fear women wey no get yansh,you dey play
Crime / Re: UNIZIK Student Shot Dead By Armed Robbers While Attempting To Collect Sim Card by Oceanjagaban: 1:40pm On Jan 09, 2023
How much be SIM card again
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Supports Her Fiance As He Opens An Auto Shop by Oceanjagaban: 1:38pm On Jan 09, 2023
I no wan hear cry later o

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Car Talk / Re: Man Constructs And Drives A Weird Type Of Vehicle (pics/video) by Oceanjagaban: 9:42pm On Jan 08, 2023
Na so made in Nigeria things dey be
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Causes Stir With Her Braless Appearance At An Event by Oceanjagaban: 3:12pm On Jan 07, 2023
She living her dream life,some people are here hating...ok,keep hating and suffering,it's obvious
Family / Re: My Neighbor Has The Weirdest Marriage Ever by Oceanjagaban: 9:36pm On Jan 05, 2023
Braintaf23:
My neighbor has the most crazy relationship I have ever seen.

This man never stays inside the room with his wife, for every time his wife is around this man always finds a reason to leave the room and come sit outside. I don’t think they love themselves, I think they just did an arranged marriage just to get support regularly from their families, being than his wife is partially disabled in one leg..
Find something productive to do this new year o,if not e go hard for you...tatafo...radio without ba3

But isn’t that exhausting? Living with a partner you don’t even like because of money from your collective families? They are both above 40 and the wife refers to him as “guy” that’s the only name she ever calls him.
Romance / Re: Man Poses With His Beautiful Diminutive Lover (Photos) by Oceanjagaban: 8:45pm On Jan 04, 2023
Na today I know say love is blind

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