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BondRiv:
There will always be shameless, unpatriotic elements like yourself. Nothing new.

There are only 2 shameless, unpatriotic elements here:

The first element being, The Military Chiefs sho have embezzlled the trillions of naira meant to equip and overhaul the military, only to turn them into village hunters, who is overran by local alamajiri teenagers with zero combat training. With obsolete stick guns 🔫.... to the detriment of the country's safety.

The second element being the innefectual buffoons and rascals like you who live at the mercy of these corrupt rag tag village hunters and still yet defend them. Let me tell you dunce, truth must be spoken no matter whose ox is gored. Patriotism is about doing the right thing, speaking truth to the authority, and criticizing the power being so that they sit their ass up and do the right thing for the good of the country
Let me shock you, Nigeria military is not fit to fight conventional wars. These guys can't operate war planes.

Acekidc4:
Story for the gods🥱

Dude. I can bet my balls, if you move to America, just your first 2 years, you will become the breadwinner in your entire family. No matter your educational background... okay

The caption should read "Russia military meets with Village Hunters from Nigeria" to help them secure their lands.
No, tell me on what common ground do they meet? Which ties are they strengthening?
It's like saying, a University Professor meets with a nursery school teacher to strengthen their ties? Lol. The professor can only meet the nursery school teacher to help him solve his pupils homework.

A military that don't even know how to use military jet, only to keep bombing their innocent citizens week in week out?

Acekidc4:
America is Trash, SouthAfrica is Bullshit. I pour spit for their two face

America is not trash, dude. You must be on cheap local weed. Did you know America is the land of opportunities, where any hard working smart person can achieve greatness without doing illegal business or having a destiny helper?

Avedonn:
Rest in peace, Dr. Okupe. Your journey in this world has come to a close, and we honor the legacy you leave behind. May you find peace and fulfillment as you embark on your next journey beyond this life.

He left no legacy. No nigerian politician has ever left any legacy, these idiots liv3 for nothing and die for nothing. Nothing good to be remembered for.
He was just a liar, who was busy stuffing his pockets.
Do they even think they will die tomorrow, just like any of us? He'll no.
Now you think the rest other idiots will learn a lesson and live to make impacts in the lives of people and be remembered? Nope,
They repeat the same cycle.

helinues:
Is Deji going to temporary take up the SP position while Akpabio steps aside?

Deji would be a terrible ordinary class rep

Sorry, but you guys are idiots. That's why the politicians get away with anything. They know the citizens are idiots.

If such allegations are level against any public office holder officially, he should step aside while the deputy takes over, and thorough investigations are carried out. Whoever is at fault, whether Natasha or Akpabio should be made to face the law.
But he'll know, you citizens support your oppressors.
What type of human beings are you guys??.

simpleseyi:
Waste of money by Ote$

I am telling you. You are absolutely correct. We are very very stupid as Nigerians.
The banks instead of investing in technology to improve their services. They wasting the money they stole from customers through hidden charges just to erect a den of robbers they call office where they sit, to steal from customers. What idiots.

Let me tell you, banks here in the US have moved forward like, ATM deposit machines, where you can either deposit cash or cheque's without going into the banks, deposite of checks through your mobile banking apps, making loans accessible to genuine Nigerians without stringent collateral, drive through banking, where you just drive through the windows and make banking transactions without getting out of your car, create different accounts withing your banking apps, so that you can run then differently with different cards and can also use it to fund your kids pocket money and monitor it.
Nigeria is really a country of idiots where the only thing they think is finding dubious ways to make money

tommykiwi:
And the man is still out there moving freely. If na poor man steal now, them for done arrest am since.

No be the same poor man wey suppose full street dey protest dey full street to welcome him? Lol
Nigerians are the most stupid people on the earth. Most nigeria has no common sense.
Quote me anywhere.

jocelynor:
To check ur dirty profile, plz move

Poor sick thing, go find food chop. Before coming to talk on investment topics.

I don't deal with poor village kids

jocelynor:
Lol says d monkey stuck in a village some where, hahahaha

Most of you idiots don't know who some of us here are.
Go to my profile and see my pic. You silly thing

jocelynor:
Wen mumu finally get data it want to show it self.
Better start downloading wat will keep u busy ode

Poor sick thing.
See food chop first
Foolish village idiot who hasn't entered plane first in his life

jocelynor:
Smh for u, u talk like who dey tie for village.

People who are wealthy don't only invest in their country they invest outside wat stops u who lives outside to invest in ur country.

Or u think all those houses in lekki are built by bankers

You sound naively poor..
First of all, argue with numbers and statistics not sentiments.
Do you have 500k in your account now? Have you lived abroad?
You will only understand when you do...

jocelynor:
Travelling right now is more like business, I gat friends who come back 1ce or twice a yr to chk their investment.

If u sell land n japa n u buy land again u have gained, u will still build n buy more na something carry u go there. Jeez

It's bad investment to work in America and use the dollar you make here to buy properties in nigeria in the name of investments. I don't mind people building nice homes back home for their occupancy.
I agree to that if you want to relocate permanently, soon. And stay back in nigeria. But if not, that's a bad investment
Let me explain mathematically...
2020, $1=365, you sent home $10k to buy land. Thats 3.65 million Naira. 2025, 5 years later, the land aporeciated to 10 million naira.
Now convert the 10 million back to dollar, that's $6.6k
Your $10k is now worth $6.6k.

PressMyButton:
I can never trust Natasha, Uduaghan and Akpabio's families have always been close. Natasha just want to break a close bond. I wonder why women always come in between close friends.

Just shut up. Most of you nigerians are just not emotionally intelligent. Natasha is a trained lawyer, she knows the implications of making false accusation on person, especially a senate president of Nigeria.
She has her evidence, hence reason Akpabio has refused to sue her for defamation because she said the truth.
It happens countless times, friend wanting g to sleep with their friends wives or husbands. Among English footballers it happened alot.
A lot of women have accused Akpabio for same and he hadn't sued any, becasue he is a shameless dog.
You fools attack Natasha, forgetting how Akpabio killed several bills that would benefit common man like you, becasue he wants to sleep with people first before passing a bill, just like their randy lecturers in nigeria who ask sex for grades.
Useless country with foolish citizens. No wonder until this 21 century una still dey shout up Nepa anytime light comes.

Rebuker:
Summary:

A Nigerian man shared his amusing experience at a self-check-in hotel abroad, where there were no receptionists or staff. Everything, from the entrance to the room, was fully digitalized, requiring him to use a card for access. His video sparked online discussions, with some people confirming they had seen similar setups, especially in European Airbnbs. However, many Nigerians unfamiliar with such a system were shocked and questioned its feasibility in Nigeria, particularly regarding security. The article ends by asking readers if they would stay in a self-check-in hotel.


Some funny reactions😁😁😁

First, no hotel is self check in, it's Air B n B that are self check in.
Second, that guy is a village idiot, why expose the code of the padlock?
That code suppose be secret.. damn.

Zonefree:
Because she get breast and nyash?

Not really. The problem is, most nigerians are idiots.
They are quick to kill someone who didn't even steal with any weapon.
But the real criminals and armed robbers who steal their country, their future and that of their unborn kids to death are being hailed and defended.
In this 21st century, Nigeria still doesn't have steady power supply and good running water.
Think about it.
Akpabio killed a bill that will resurrect Ajokuta steel, and boost the economy tremedously while creating jobs for millions, just becasue he want to sleep with the lady moving the motion. Yet the useless citizens cared not, only to kill a common hungry thief who only wants to survive.
What a country, what a people. Zero common sense
The entire north is embroid in insecurity, but one state governor cared not, other than to close school for a month, leaving these kids idle enough to be recruited by these bandits.

koladata:
obodo oyibo is not success to me, I just won't train my son that traveling to another country is the only way to be successful in life, money is not even success to me and I'm not going to curse God for creating me here and as Nigerian.

The guy that fixed my car yesterday, made over 500k in my presence, I asked him if he would like to travel out, he said he usually go once a year and come back, he should be around age 37, he could program car sensors, keys and the likes. People are making cool money here. He's father didn't send him abroad, he started learning the work at age 12 which is most likely going to be his father's decision and he didn't marry a white woman... that is success to me

I understand where you are coming from.
But everything you said is because of being ignorant about the difference between living in nigeria and living oversea.
Obodo oyibo is a success my dear. If you had lived all your life and didn't experience obodo oyibo, you have failed, hence reason why your friend who fixes cars prefer to go there for vacations, upon say ogbomosho dey.
Money and wisdom are the most important things, even Bible said it.
He made 500k in your presence, that's the money i used to buy just a shoe here just today, see receipt attached.
Whatever your friend makes in a year, I make it in a month. I am not bragging, but I mean, Nigeria is wasting talents like him.
That your friend with such talent will be making a fortune if he were to be oversea.
Hear me out loud and clear, anytime you step your feet into obodo oyibo to settle legally and begin live, you will regret being born in nigeria.
If I begin list benefits wey dey obodo oyibo, this page go full.

oluwaseunamos33:
Please what is so special of being US citizen?

Lol. A lot my dear. I will list them
The blue passport grants you visa free to over 150 countries
You now get guaranteed pension when you retire
You get paid by govt when you are unemployed
You get paid 3 months paternity leave when your wife give birth and you decide to stop work and help her
Now, work plenty, there is nothing like grace to grass again in your life
Lets say you have health emergency, police, ambulance, arrive to save you within 10 mins
You get treated at any hospital without deposite first
Food, drinks, meat, cloths, shoes, wifi, cars, you go afford them with ease
Your children future secured... no writing jamb and looking for job for 10 yrs
24 hours electricity, hot shower, heating, and AC when the weather is inclement.
Make I continue?

koladata:
I swear I can't accept this as a parent, no matter how poor the parents are. We have lost all sense of morality because of money and greener pasture

Why won't you accept his decision as a parent?
Your son took this mumu route to success because he didn't accept your failure as a parent to be like Dangote 😆😂🤣
If you as a parent had made the right decisions in your life, you would have been able to send your son to Obodo Oyibo without him seeking for this shamefully route. Lol 😆🤣😂

Freaking idiots. Na una dey see, chief of army staff and military personnel going for conference or whatever.

Canada dey see village hunters wey won japa.... 😆🤣

The reason they denied una visa

SeverusSnape:
I've experienced this same thing. I had to run too.
Most Nigerian employers feel they are doing you a favour by employing and paying you peanuts, They feel that you can't survive without them.
I don't blame them though, Nigeria does not have strong and far reaching labour laws to protect employees, You're at the mercy of your boss to be used as he/she deems fit.

Haven't you wondered why it's a shithole country?
Because most of her citizens are mere heartless wild animals

CorrectionFLuid:
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Nobody cares about the poor. Everybody just following Tinubus lead in price hiking. So sad.
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99 percent of Nigerians are poor... it's 😔😟 sad everybody just dey show off to oppress themselves. Even
Homeless people in the US can afford unlimited wifi at their tents, phone, and unlimited calls and text, comfortably.

smokinloud:
Come on, mate! You can't seriously think Elon Musk's billions are just speculative, can you? I mean, the bloke's got a net worth estimated by Forbes, and they don't just pluck numbers out of thin air. They've got a solid methodology that takes into account his assets, revenue, and all that jazz.

And yeah, okay, he's got a lot of his wealth tied up in Tesla and SpaceX, but that doesn't mean it's all just hot air. Those companies are worth something, and Musk's stake in them is a big part of his net worth.

And as for Twitter, just because he used debt financing to buy it doesn't mean the asset itself is worthless. That's just how corporate finance works, innit? And the fact that banks are willing to lend him money based on his companies' shares just shows they've got faith in his ability to make it work.

So, let's not be daft, mate. Musk's wealth might be tied to the performance of his companies, but that doesn't mean it's all just speculative nonsense. The bloke's got real assets, and his net worth reflects that.

You are right.. Tesla and space x are trillion dollars worth of companies. His net worth is based of the number of shares he owns in those companies
Just like Warren buffet has kept selling his shares and holding those money raw cash over 200 billion.
If Elon decides to sell his shares, he will have over $400 billion in raw cash.

Nnamdipapa:
As long as you are alive, yes!

Let me hit you with some real stories of people who started late and still crushed it.

1. Colonel Sanders - The Chicken King

You’ve heard of KFC, right? Well, Harland Sanders didn’t start frying up that finger-lickin' chicken until he was in his 60s. Before that? He was a failed salesman, a gas station owner, and had about a dozen other gigs that didn’t pan out. At 65, with his recipe and a whole lot of determination, he started franchising his chicken business. Today, KFC is a global phenomenon. Imagine if he’d thought he was too old to try.

2. Vera Wang - The Fashion Icon

You see her name on luxury wedding gowns, but Vera Wang didn’t design her first dress until she was 40. Before that, she was a figure skater and then an editor at Vogue. She thought she’d missed her shot in fashion design, but clearly, she hadn’t. Today, she’s one of the most respected designers in the world. It wasn’t about her age; it was about her passion.

3. Samuel L. Jackson - Hollywood's Coolest

Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his big break until he was 46 when he starred in Pulp Fiction. Before that, he was doing small roles, battling addiction, and trying to find his way. Now? He’s one of the highest-grossing actors of all time. Age didn’t hold him back. His persistence pushed him forward.

4. Ray Kroc - The Man Behind McDonald's

Ray Kroc was a milkshake machine salesman well into his 50s when he stumbled upon a little burger joint run by the McDonald brothers. He saw potential, bought them out, and turned McDonald's into the fast-food empire we know today. He was over 50 when he started! He literally built a billion-dollar brand while most people were thinking about retirement.

5. Laura Ingalls Wilder - The Pioneer Author

You know Little House on the Prairie? Laura Ingalls Wilder didn’t publish her first book until she was 65. Yep, 65! She spent years working on a farm, raising a family, and living the pioneer life before she decided to write about it. Her stories became timeless classics, beloved by generations.

So, is it okay to start life at 46? Heck yes, it is. Your age isn't a roadblock; it's a badge of experience. Life doesn't hand out deadlines for dreams. You set your own timeline.

In this life, some people can run, some can walk while others can only crawl, It does not matter whether you run, walk or crawl, My philosophy is to constantly on the move from one point to the other no matter how little.

You’re not too old my friend. You’re just getting started. For me, I will rather die trying to make than to give up.

Go for it.

Nice research. Kudos to you
Sorry, you forgot to add Buhari and Tinibu.
Buhari, this riff raff never achieved anything in his life, he had just 10 barren cows until at 80 he became Nigeria presidiot, although he wrecked Nigeria.
Tinibu. This was a criminal fugitive who ran away from America for drug related crimes, he has no traceable records, today, at 90, he is the president of Nigeria, although, he is fast turning Nigeria to a refugee camp..
😆 don't take it too serious

TimeManager:
Donald Trump is a corrupt niggarr, we will collect all our penny hidden in America used to develop its economy. It might be true that Trump is a Russian asset, it's getting clearer how he's protecting corrupt Russian Oligarchs.


-Kiss the truth!

Use your 2 naira to develope American Economy? You myst be either a comedian or ignorant. Do you know each state in America, Their budget is bigger than Nigerian budget as a country...

Did you know America had been a developed country before the zoo called Nigeria got her independence?

Lionessza6:
Are you an Osu or freeborn ? ....because definitely know that you're from the 5 plots of land

You sound like a toddler.

Xisnin:
Those are the well to do ones.
The poor ones will be applying for asylum in droves.

They are the real owners of SA. White populated areas in SA is so damn good that I have met a young white SA girl in the US who was schooling. She said once her program is over, she is heading back to SA. Lol

Metronomy:
But if I may ask, what's there outside Nigeria?? Especially in the US that all politicians are always being threatened with. Even Trump is threatening some southern Americans of banning their entrance into US.
So, if Adejobi is banned, he won't be able to take his national cake in the US.

There is a lot my dear. US is the most peaceful country in the world with so much freedom also especially as a black person.
Just live in affluent or rich neighborhood.
It's truly a resting place. It has countless resort places to enjoy nature and all the products, both foods, drinks, clothing are original...
When it comes to health, they are topnotch. And when it comes to women, varieties and so beautiful as well.

I tell you all these from experience. My job takes me everywhere in my state, I drive at odd hours, yet 😅 very safe...

NothingDoMe:
Lol. That's a lot of English being spoken by the South Africans. Body don dey calm down small small.

Don't let your supporters down. They've been hyping you on to take on the great "Bully".

Lol. You are right.
This same foolish president has been attacking the US and calling them out on their stance on world issues, even though they are hugely benefitting from the US. Same way stupid Nigerians hating on the US, your destiny helper. Damn.

It's obvious africans don't think we'll.
How can you be hating on someone who you benefit from? How?

funkmrflexx:
Vacation costs money, that one join wetin dey stress man sef

Your problem is not marriage, your problem is money. This statement says it alot.

Maybe you were of the notion that "when you get married, blessings begin to flow"

Now you don't see that financial blessings coming, you want give up.

Life is hard either way, single or married, especially in that zoo called Nigeria, when you don't have money.
Tell yourself the truth why you feel bad about your marriage and talk things out with your wife

malali:
As a caveman yourself ?

You see your fellow Nigerian? You see why they arrest and jail them over sexual allegations?
he might be a 60 year old family man, trying to sleep with a young girl who might be under 20.
I am sure he would also try to pull out his dick to show her