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chaarly: hahahahaha diz guy. . . U wan stat stroking abi. . Make we stat e-str0king na. . . Evrybdy make una carry unu chair o. . Odizeey u mess akpu fly gate. (hey! hey! hey! B4 persn begin qu0te xay dz shit is stale. . I knw jor, . Doc miss where r u o. . Cum n help me finish dz odizeey. . *in doc miss' voice. . Odi. . . R u sure ure nt high on ur gf's body od0ur. . . Hehehehe. . . Doc miss u badt sha. 0di. . . Na play i dy o

because of dis i will b leaving dis syt,i cant imagine dis i dnt like it,hmmm,do u knw me, in fact im done here dis is gudbye,bye all.

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] hahaha...but seriously, you need deliverance



n Demistry, I see you man...Thanks [/quote]I nor ft shout

[quote author=mhizz_bernie]gud mornim tew u n evry1[/quot] hw u dey

Mizzz Bernie I syt u like bee o

Monsieursuave: .

U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ o gree behave??

I nor fit shout

Dis morning bible passage is taken from John 15 v 16: ye hv nt chosen me,bt I hv chosen u,and ordained you,dat ye should go and bring fruit,and dat ur fruit should remain:that whatsoever ye shall ask of the father in my name He may gv it to you. Good morning nairaland,Good morning ma ppl

Miscellaneous: welcome back bro. . . . More oil for armpit. . .lol. .

seriously, people lyk u are jst rare. . .hope u knw wat i mean. Anyway, this shows u defeated pride which many of us cant defeat. . .welcome once again

which pride abi he was unable to conquer his addiction. Hahahahahahahaha

chaarly: gudm0ring fam. U go fear family na. . . Diz kine family sef wit odizeey as br0ther. . . . Lwkmd! Al dz ughelli b0iz. . . Ah xtil dy l0ok u xha. . . *n0 h0m0* i dy watch ya evry m0ve. . . I jez dy wait make u kal beezally name here again. . . Make b0ttles jz dy fall ont0p ya gorimapa head. . Hehehehe. . If u lyk take am pers0nal lyk sylvalord. . . Lwkmdied. M0rnin bro. . . Mawnin sylvalord. . . Mawnin kolade. . .

charly u nor o go meet ur gay partner wen him name end with boi,abeg leave d gals 4 us,gud morning too

[quote author=Eng. Tino]That awkward moment of silence
when Abraham and Isaac were
walking home after he tried to
sacrifice him...
Abraham: "I love u son"
Isaac: " Abeg, abeg, abeg , no start
dat yarn. Make I hear word. Na so
u for kill me if to say that ram no
show. My God pass u![/quote]na wa to u,if God strike u en

chaarly: hehehehehehehe. . . Sylvalord ah c u bro. . .
Odizeey ah dan dy l0ok u since. . . Na kal my beezally name again o. , . Av 4given u *smiles*

i nor ft shout

chaarly: welcum bk riley
yay! Odizeey. . . . *m0uth 0pen*

wadup

Nawa o,. Let d off point posting begin to page 900

Seen d el tv ,na nxt mnth we go sub premium

Una no go c dis syt again unless,dem cancel dis tyn

Odizman

Chai

Odizee do d magic na

I no ft shout

If i no open dis page i go crash nl

800 no fall ma hand

Blexysexy: ok.. I wont

okkkkk,i..........dnt...............care,
















Abeg na

sylvalord: I seriously had no intention of coming back but then i had a rethink and it has dawn on me that leaving d thread isn't the best thing to do afterall



quitting d thread would make me lose the chance of seeing peeps i wanna c on clearance day.. Peeps lyk Adex, Mickey, Riley_Freeman, doc_miss and y'all


sylva ehn#smh.. Sylva can be unreasonable at times oo.. Well i'm officially back and i'm saying "I'M SORRY TO ALL I AV OFFENDED"



KOLADE: when i called u an "ode" i didn't mean it.. But then i shld av apologised when i realised that u didn't find it funny so i'm sorry bro pls 4give me




ODIZEEY: when i called u a "fool" i did so because i didn't like d way u were prolonging that LAUTECH ish.. But all the same, i was wrong to call u a fool and i'm sorry... Pls 4give me bro



and to evry oda person i av in any way angered,
i'm indeed sorry.. Pls 4give me.. I promise it won't happen again.. I'm a new creature now.. LOL..



ADEX(MY ABLE C . S[b].[/b] O
thank u 4 making me realise my short-sightedness.. U r an epitome of maturity


and to all who made me realise my short-comings.. Thank Y'all



AUNTY OLISEH, I also need ur 4giveness oo.. Imagine me tryna leave my only coursemate and loff.. Lol.. Silly me



sir miscellanous.. Thanks 4 d advice on 2go.. I appreciate.. I'm back never to leave again... And i realy missed y'all i seriously did




Well' i'm not going to give any1 the stress of updating me on what happened while i was away.. I'll just go back and read evrytin post by post.. DAT WOULD BE MY PUNISHMENT 4 ALL THE ATTROCITIES I AV COMMITTED AND Y'ALL CAN ADD MORE

guy no lie na pafe 800 mk u run com. Anyway welcome bruv

Blexysexy: lolz... Well i didnt request for dat.. Funny dude..

ok ok,heard u,bt dnt hesitate to add

Mickey7: dstv...so much more

mk i no do lk sylva bt i neva see dat station bfr ma guy

Romanticboy1: ;
Even if dem gve u all d gals on NL
u wn't b satisfied

i no dey fyn gal na wife,i no wan fornicate

A lady was Praying for a husband...
Lady>God show me my husband,and she was showed in a vision her Gate man as her husband...She rebuked the vision and Prayed again...God show me my husband...Another vision was given to her that,any man she meets on way out that day is her husband,she went to work and did not meet any man,she came back and met her gate man,she was so confused and had to follow the will of God...Today the man is a multi millionaire and happily married to the lady...I don't need to tell you the moral lesson here...Its not all about working class,some people have over stayed all in the name of looking for financially stable persons,God seems to talk to us,but we ignore because he is not leading us to someone in an oil company,bank,a firm or someone of our choice,therefore missing the Blessing and waiting till we get old and becoming desperate...I know someone is out there who needs this message,please share and you may touch someone's life today...Listen to the inner voice and experience peace within you...Stop looking for Mr.Right,because he is dead....Grab your Mr Available and make him your Mr.Okay...

[quote author=mhizz_bernie]silverbird 8-9pm,ebonylife 6-7pm[/quote]which one b ebony ilfe again na

Blexysexy: wat can i do.. Dont wanna post bt wit dis, yu forced me 2.. Hey.. Wassup.. As 4 me am kul

do u mean ma watsapp no.08096294786,no tym,and i dey kampe

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] nah..#NoForming4me.. I get the whole scenario, but one advice bro, dont sweat it


all dez craze about all dez small pikin blind-love, una fit still date, den meet for Uniben..n be like.. "So you 're the Bernie..oh, I see" talk no go pass like that.

Why? Because man might not like wetin he go see ..maybe no nyash..or..lol

I hope Bernie Swetus know sey na illustration sha

so forget all dez shyking matta, friendship do..if una meet n you like what you see...you may begin, but have it at the back of your mind sey if she no gree... D door to friendship might likely close..then imagine if una dey d same course?

even at that, girls full Uniben, you go see..you go confuse like craseman.

in the same vein, na so evil spirits full there...alot of things dey involved..ma no talk before I begin derail.. so people,just be careful...

[/quote]i no ft shout na person wife una dey talk abt so o

exPLIcit7: u no sabi am...if d guy na DNA...u b RNA...

ok boss

U nor knw d story?

who b dna again ,if u b dna i b ur hormone