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OMG!
what am I still doing awake by this time?!

Being a MOD is fun. Who would ever associate this 'glitchy' with the original ID?
*dont worry sweetheart, your secret is with me*

Seun: I thank you specially this night for making me a demigod on Nairaland with the ability to read every hidden post.
I for miss this free cinema. Choi. Oga Seun, na you bingo!
@Kails, did you say 'almost 30? As at 2010, Omolola said exactly 30. Why the conflicts?
The texting, the YIMings, the skypings, the webcams, those days you were feeling like Dame Patience before Bros Jay. abi?
Now your eye don clear.
Abeg, follow Coogar's advice and give us uncensored entertainment.
@Mod r231, biko, next time, stop editing before you hide. You know i'll still get to see it so why edit and give me more task? Please stop

Welcome to Enugu!
Thank God for journey mercies.
Somebody give God praise!
Its not easy to ply the Enugu/PHC road and then when you have this cultist looking man as driver, you just pray that 'Jesus takes the wheel'.
Na to find my house remain.

@Mamaput aka Iya Bashira, when Shaggy aka coogar told you he's been on NL why didnt you ask him his username then?

ItsModella: Is that really Coogar? Dayummm, he's a fine brother.

stop deceiving yourself. He aint your brother. Your post should read '. . .he's a fine and potential lay'
dont mind me, i'm just being naughty.

The guy isnt even proud of his dates. Cant even mention their names
Not a gentleman. No he isnt.
And then, its impossible to have good sex everytime with random chics. Tell the truth, Coogar.

Missy_B: Lol! You nor well, headmistress! One more from another lander . . .


And, coogar has no business answering questions on this thread before his interview is published.

You sef don join to call me HeadMiss abi? No lele. You go come school. Na there my power dey.
Better hold that pitbull well o. Make e no spoil chair here.

If nobody wants to ask, can I ask another stupid sexy quenshun?

denzel2009: Coogar shags regularly...he has ho's in different postcodes in London.

I know he's an int'l ashawo certified. Thats why the emphasis is on 'good sex'

Good. Judge Coogar, when was the last time you had good, really good sex?

If you promise to answer correctly. Send a mail to Missy or Tgirl.
BTW, how are you doing and where have you been? Where's Elrazur?

ifyalways: Hehe. I go throw you okpa for face, odunnu.

Biko rapu m aka jor. I took mountain dew, your mountain dew for the very first time today. Nothing special, sugar sugar.

Yaaaaaay! She calls it my Mountain Dew!
7up/Pepsi! You guys must pay me for this advert.

Anyway, make I no blow una cover.
Ka Chineke me eziokwu.

Odunnu's trad? But she said she's 'about to wed'

ifyalways: Odunnu, I choro ka m kpo okwu aha. When you are fixated on Cork every other thing flies over your ear. Lol

Mu na cocoa noro ubochi ato na abali abuo Oge anyi gara akwa-m-ozu Perx.

Anyi hukwara again during odunnus traditional marriage. Refresh your memory, nwanyi.-

ifyalways: Odunnu, I choro ka m kpo okwu aha. When you are fixated on Cork every other thing flies over your ear. Lol

Mu na cocoa noro ubochi ato na abali abuo Oge anyi gara akwa-m-ozu Perx.

Anyi hukwara again during odunnus traditional marriage. Refresh your memory, nwanyi.-

Feraz: ....my bad!!! Apologies, madam odunnu

what?

Feraz: ok...thought you attended unn or am I mixing you up with another person?

I think you are.

Ndewo, Ichie Andre.

Feraz: did you graduate from uniben or you still a student?

I am an aspirant. I will apply next year

Mustapha is now classrep? Thats how it starts
from the scratch and tomorrow he turns out a world leader.
Tell him we miss him on Nairaland already and that he should take after me in leadership skills.

Keep it up guys. Nairaland is proud of you all.

So happy for all of you. Go there and make us proud.
I love you all.

Na wa o! Una no dey tire?
BTW, has the date of the coronation been fixed yet?

ifyalways: Onye aruru ala. Mgbe anyi gara akwa-m-ozu "P" na mgbe anyi gara agba m nkwu odunnu.

see very serious defence.
I'm sure my eyes arent failing me yet.
I need to know how it felt.

Idowuogbo: Odu, U heard from d original na2day? I don buzz dat monkey boi tire o! I hope he aite sha! If u happen to collabo, tell em I miss dose arms.

na so you dey take tiff all my guys. First na Follip, now you don dey eye Na2day?
Na wa o. Sey you no fit gree for Born2fuck and remain faithful ni?

freecocoa: I'm a good christian and so is my ifyalways so please don't corrupt us, kai ama kin lalace fah haba!

See lie na. Ify isnt a Christian. Na here I catch you and her.
So just be honest, what did you guys do during the 'several nights' spent together?

freecocoa: I'm a good christian and so is my ifyalways so please don't corrupt us, kai ama kin lalace fah haba!

Me? Lalace? Inshort, stop begging me. Speak English
You said you spent nights with Ifyalways. Hmmm. Odikwa risky!

*Shollypopz:
lol, na2day! He's a tech guy, it kinda attracts me

Thats better. I'll hate for you to be eyeing the other whether he's here or not.

Missy_B: I didn't think he was married either.
BTW, before I pour you pepper, catwalk away from him and locate your born2fuck immediately

why are you pushing a sister's man to me? You know Rokiatu and I are cool. I cant cheat behind her.

freecocoa: Hohohoho, Atleast una no need to rely only my picture, ask ifylaways me and her have stayed wella, we even spent some nights together so no need for wanti wanti but you my good friend no even want give us ya pishure maka why? I'm sure you know the answer, I'm a sweet sixteen bebe, don't hate the child hate the year she was born.

Is it just me or are my eyes failing me already?

*Shollypopz:
LMAO!!

Where ur own interview naa??
Idowu, I still dey wait for ur beyonce picture ooo.

There is this guy called na2day on NL. Can he be interviewed pls??

which of them?
We have na2day? and na2day!
The first was my boyfriend and the second a bad clone. More like a mistake

Ifyalways!! Revelations 65 vs 28.

Missy_B: Freiburger,
Are those your kids?

Freiburger married?
*faints*
freiburger with kids
*faintsss*
poor me! Here I was, learning to catwalk for him.

Lol

Luul: are you refering to me still as that other person you keep thinking i am.
wow.

You just gave yourself away!
Sorry for you.
Who do I keep thinking you are? We havent met before, or have we?