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vizkiz: Alomo meta! Oqidiqa meta!!

dt sh*t z wack Buh i keep hearinq it even on radio!

u are right , I dnt like dat song for anything

Which nigeria song do u think it deserve song of the year in 2013.
1: personally
(p-square)

2: finally
(D'banj)

3: don't tell me nonsense
(D'banj)

4: durosoke
(olamide)

5: jaiye jaiye
(wizkid)

6: caro
(star boy)

7: limpopo
(KCEE)

8: sholee
(sean tizzle)

9: aminado
(tiwa savage)

10: skelewu
(davido)

11: run my race
(burna boy)

Etc.
U can add ur own.

Dear nairalanders,
Let us make it fun this afternoon, if u are to write an open letter to anybody/group of poeple in nigeria today.
Whom are u going to write the letter to?
For me i will start from;
1:An open letter to ASUU,
To stop using long strike to solve problem with government.


2:An open letter to Nollywood.
To improve on their production.


3:An open letter to FG.
On nigeria security etc.

4:may be my EX self should get one, still thinking about that....lol

Oya let keep the ball rolling..........

real_ugee: #truetalk...

na so

Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u
a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will
pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a
great pleasure
to have you. I will be expecting
you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she
thinks I will buy her drinks with
my money
again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo
mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house? I
dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring
money
come
make we drink
beerat..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny
at
times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable
friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other
but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude
but they will
always have each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

USbabe: because i havent found one

I hope u are nt playin hard to get ooo

My ex try sometin diff lk dis, beliv me wen I press on dat issue I found out dat it was nt a JOKE anymore and dat led to our breakup...
Gals at times eh throw away good things for useless act.
Is it a crime for a guy to b faithful wit a lady?? #jstasking!

Cherishcutie: Broken-hearted

can I rebuild d heart for u?

Searching...
For d serious one.

A young girl about to go on a 1st date with
her boyfriend was been tutored by her
grandma. "He will try to kiss you, allow him.
He will try to cuddle
you, allow him. He will try to lay u down and
get on top of you, don't allow him".
The girl asked, "grandma, why?". Grandma
said, "because if you do that, you have
allowed him to
disgrace you and all your family".
Girl said "okay" and left on her date. Several
hours later she returned and grandma
asked "how did it go?".
Girl said "exactly as you said except when
he laid me down and tried to disgrace our
family, I turned him
over, got on top of him and disgraced his
family".
Grandma fainted!!

A LETTER TO Dr. NELSON MANDELA

Dear Dr. Nelson,

Please when you get to d world beyond, tell Herbert Macaulay that the party he founded has been turned to People Destroying Party.

Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we now pay school fees without going to school.

Help me tell Nnamdi Azikiwe that the long wall to democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence still stands.

Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that the independent nation he fought for is no more as we still depend on even Ghana.

Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our judicial system now favors only the rich.

Also tell Baba Fela that Terry G is the new afro beat king.

Tell Muritala Mohammed that we still use kerosene to cook and candles to see.

Tell King Jaja of Opobo that we are still slaves in our own country.

Pls tell Dele Giwa that the Nigerian press has been bought with
money.

Pls tell odimegwu ojukwu that up till this moment biafra republic has not gained their succession even after ten years...

... and please don't forget to tell Prof. Iyayi that Federal Govt paid N200 Billion into ASUU account but they have not seen alert.

Tell them that we need a quick reply to this letter.

Continue to Rest in peace Dr Mandela.
Ur legacy will live forever.

As for me I rep makurdi, command secondary school makurdi.
Where is ur own ppa?

Unilorin Announces Resumption dates for 2013/2014 Session
The University of Ilorin has announced the resumption date for its fresh and returning students for the 2013/2014 academic session.  A press statement signed by the University's Deputy Director, Corporate Affairs, Mr. Kunle Akogun, said that while fresh students will resume on September 28, 2013, returning students, who have been on holidays since June ending,  are expected on campus on October 5, 2013.  Mr. Akogun disclosed that admission exercise for the new academic session is almost complete and would be completed before the resumption. The statement added that registration exercise for new intakes has commenced in earnest and urged both fresh and returning students to visit the University website for instructions on the registration procedure.

Registration Instructions For 2013/14 Provisional Admissions by http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/en/243-notification/1926-registration-instructions-for-2013-14-provisional-admissions

capito4967: Peoples(10bk*61bk)Good luck

pls help me
Hw do I go abt it?
I meant i dnt knw hw to play it
Help me

Pls am a learner here o
Hw do i learn hw to play dis?
Can anybdy help me?
Coz am so confuse abt all dis numberz dat i av seen here
Tankz!

David Moyes felt there were enough positives in Manchester United's performance against Liverpool for him not to be too worried if they fail to make any signings on deadline day.

United suffered a 1-0 defeat at Anfield as Daniel Sturridge's early goal proved to be the difference between the sides.

Despite losing his unbeaten record as United manager, Moyes insisted after the final whistle that it was the best he had seen his side play since taking charge.

"I'm more than happy with the players I've got. I thought they played really well, probably the best we've played this season."
David Moyes
And while he will attempt to strengthen his squad before the transfer window slams shut on Monday, Moyes is happy with the options already at his disposal.

"I thought we played really well," Moyes told Sky Sports.

"Liverpool were resolute and made it hard for us to score. We maybe didn't quite create the best with the crossing. We got two or three opportunities in the second half and were just a little bit unfortunate that we didn't take them."

The transfer window closes at 11pm on Monday and Moyes added: "We will try and do it, but from what I saw of the players, I'm more than happy with the players I've got.


Moyes: We played well
"I thought they played really well, probably the best we've played this season."

Phil Jones had to be replaced in the first half at Liverpool after landing awkwardly, but the extent of the damage has yet to be confirmed.

Moyes said: "He went over on his ankle when he fell and we will assess how bad it is."
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12691/8901507/manchester-united-boss-david-moyes-says-signings-not-needed-after-liverpool-loss

Pls wat abt tomao tipz

Any tips for tomorrow?

The famous chef Julia Child once remarked “I cannot imagine a world without onions.” The use of onions for food goes back at least 3,500 years, and the vegetable is one of the oldest of cultivated plants.

But the onion is more than a kitchen staple. It is a world-class superfood that has received very little fanfare, most likely because of its common position in cookery. And yet, compared with high-profile foods like pomegranates, red wine, and green tea, the onion offers superior benefits for both the prevention and treatment of many common diseases, including various kinds of cancer, coronary heart disease, type 2 diabetes, cataracts and more. In addition, onions can act as a powerful antibiotic and are helpful in reducing food-borne illnesses caused by microbial contamination.

Onions contain extraordinarily powerful compounds that possess many health benefits. Hundreds of scientific studies published on these naturally-occurring compounds show that they are highly protective to nerves and the cardiovascular system, and that they enhance immune function, fight the growth of many types of tumors, help to promote healthy hormone function, and many more.

Red wine may be the highly touted superstar of heart protection, but an appraisal of onion suggests that it exceeds the heart-protective properties of red wine by a generous margin. Could onion in fact be the real answer to the French Paradox – the fact that a comparatively low number of French people suffer from coronary heart disease despite diets that are rich in saturated fats? It makes sense. After all, almost no French recipe fails to include onion.  Onion lowers cholesterol, inhibits hardening of the arteries, enhances elasticity of blood vessels, and helps to maintain healthy blood pressure.  You could easily claim that the onion is the unsung cardiovascular-enhancing hero that has been right under our noses all along. We smell it, but don’t give it proper respect.

Equally impressive are the hundreds of scientific citations, which pertain to the anti-cancer properties of onion. While nobody is suggesting that onion is a cancer cure per se, it certainly is a valuable adjunct therapy, and it provides almost unequalled cancer risk-reducing properties.

Surprisingly, onion demonstrates significant blood sugar-modifying properties to be a real help in the fight against both type 2 diabetes and obesity. No, onion alone won’t keep you in fine shape, but it will help. In addition to limiting your intake of fats and sugars, eating onions can get your blood sugar-and your weight-on the right track.

So here is a simple, powerful health-enhancing recommendation: Eat an onion every day. One medium-sized onion equals approximately one cup of onion when chopped. And while raw onions contain a whopping load of protective compounds, even cooked onions still weigh in heavily on the protective side.

Chop onions into salads, cook them with vegetables, fish and meats, and find as many ways to eat them as possible.

Whatever has kept onion behind the curtains, while lesser fruits and vegetables are lauded, needs to change. The humble onion, with its tear-promoting pungency, is without question one of the healthiest things you can put in your body. Eat onions, and live better.


http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/02/07/to-stay-healthy-eat-onion-day/

Jordanmusa: Sharaaaaaaaaap nigga! I knew that a long time ago!

what does 0.1% means to u? B4 u open ur mouth wide lk hungry dog...

fabby26: You're absolutely right bro.i've been a victim of that mix up. Not until now. Well thanks for the correction

u are welcom

Do you know that its not Jangilova epo motor? It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR.!! I bet U didn't know..Don't be shy,I didn't know either,until now I'm sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living . D song we sing in church saying" o singo osingo, praise d lord", is actually "o sing my soul and praise d lord". I know u are singing it now again, smiles****

COOLDUN: You still have not made any reasonable point, sometimes people do not know that they present some reasonable things unreasonably. From your comment you made it look like all the young and poor guys made themselves like that, or are comfortable with it. No one is happy to be poor or lazy let me tell you.

You forgot to understand that 99% of poor youths in Nigeria today is purposely made by the people at the head of affairs in Nigeria. Take our young graduates for an instance, some wasted many of their youthful years to get a good education, graduated, finished their youth services, only to come out and face unemployment. Leaders of tomorrow assurances during our schooling days is now seen as fable story told by our teachers. Many years of ASUU strikes interrupted education, with many years of unemployment can make a hard working man looks like a fool and futureless slowpoke, thereby qualifying him as a poor woman chaser you quoted in your post.

I don’t agree with you that no money no romance or anything you called it, I will only agree with you on the caption of no money no flitting, because love is not supposed to be shared , so also is not supposed to be bought with money. You can marry your wife with only love, but you can marry your knife with wealth. There is difference between a WIFE and a KNIFE.

Someone said a genuine hustling, what is a genuine hustling for goodness sake? Running after the politicians? Being a thug? Or, what?

This kind of your words is one of the reasons why we are seeing over night billionaires in our society today. Because no one is ready to follow the right channel as long as it will make him to be rich and accepted in the society, The rulers and politicians are recycling themselves, while waiting for their yet unborn generations to grow and take over from where they stopped, while the youth you want be Bill Gates before they could be loved by lazy girls are roaming the streets with their certificates.

I don’t agree with you on this one, though it is your personal opinion, but it is very harmful to the society. Poor and not yet made it guys are free to love and be loved, but not to flirt around. Thank you.

@op d word is flirt instead of romance. If d op use flirt it could av been better than romance

ogugua88: True, but at the same time, I don't think a girl should chase only men with fat pockets or be discouraged by someone who isn't stable or wealthy. Today's circumstance(s) can be different tomorrow. I'd have no problem dating someone who wasn't financially stable, as long as stability is his goal and he's working towards it. Sometimes what he needs is motivation, and that motivation can be a woman.

If the guy is broke and a loafer, then pas possible.

u have said it all.... a woman of ur choice can also hell u 2 get there only if u know what u are doing.is not conpulsry to have the whole b4 u get the right woman in ur life.