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Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by OfficiallyMad: 6:22am On Jul 08, 2017
Fresca:
With those her sagging breasts? After everybody has entered her and turned her womb upside down... please I will never wish this kind of woman on my brother even my ex boyfriend..
Nne why u dey kpara like dis na

Crime / Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by OfficiallyMad: 5:40am On Jul 08, 2017
Reference:
Oga. Go get a proper, practical, productive skill. That is what I advice all and sundry I meet for all sorts of reasons including this. With a skill comes an address. With an address comes witnesses in the form of clients and customers. You cannot go wrong with this even if you do 'online' by the side. You and the country in general will be better off. The whole ambit of cybercrime is to stay ahead of the knowledge curve. You know it, the police knows it and they capitalise on the knowledge deficit to extort. It is just in your interest to simplify your life by having an angle they can relate with. Add a proper, practical, physical, productive platform to your portfolio.
Them never carry this wan before cheesy

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Crime / Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by OfficiallyMad: 5:23am On Jul 08, 2017
Shiitposter:
Timi, so after we free you today you come dey cast us online?
Don't worry, i wrote down your plate number. You will definitely hear from us.

Cheers,
SARS.
Well all you write is shit. Let me careless

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Crime / Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by OfficiallyMad: 5:20am On Jul 08, 2017
Homeboiy:
To zone 5 police station Benin city


The 100k 5 policemen from there collected from us last 3months


Mind u, I still have ur pictures saved


U with never go free
Go to the right babalawo abeg grin

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Crime / Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by OfficiallyMad: 5:17am On Jul 08, 2017
oweman:
Leave that Yahoo boy alone he thinks coming on nairaland is where his hiding place is as far as you are in Benin those police are very likely correct .
One current info is that most scammers of Edo state origin operate from Ibadan many leaving on iwo road.
All this useless police officers on nairaland self. Oya come and be going undecided

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Crime / Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by OfficiallyMad: 5:12am On Jul 08, 2017
nkemdi89:
Police women are the worst, they like free food and drink so much, they like sex like mad, and whenever they see money their eyes will be sharper than zakky touch.

Crime / Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by OfficiallyMad: 5:09am On Jul 08, 2017
cytell56:


Why weep for Nigeria, i thought you people are calling yourself Biafra abi nah IPOB.
Fool we are still in the zoo angry

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Crime / Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by OfficiallyMad: 5:02am On Jul 08, 2017
MirJay:
undecided... To all the SARS and Police people that are involved in this criminal activities, below are my statements and declarations for your lives;

1. May you die prematurely
2. May you rot before you die
3. May illiteracy run severely all through your generation.
4. May you all go Impotents.

Kindly say Amen.
Thunder fire all of una.
Amen angry
Politics / Re: "Pay Your Tax Or Face Criminal Prosecution, Up To 5-years Jail Term" - Osinbajo by OfficiallyMad: 7:01pm On Jun 29, 2017
Chikelue2000:
Seconded!!
Thirded angry

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Romance / Re: I Consider Myself Too Hot For Nigerian Girls (photos) by OfficiallyMad: 6:59pm On Jun 29, 2017
undecided

Bia ebe kam hapuru fire extinguisher mmu angry

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Health / Re: 4 Effects Of Nail Biting! Stop The Bad Habit Today! by OfficiallyMad: 12:00pm On Jun 20, 2017
Dyt:
Fresh
cry cry cry cry
Lmao grin
Health / Re: 4 Effects Of Nail Biting! Stop The Bad Habit Today! by OfficiallyMad: 11:57am On Jun 20, 2017
felo812000:
Is the lady not wearing anything or ...? cos I cant concentrate on her fingers oo grin grin grin grin
werey grin

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Politics / Re: Pic Of The World Poorest President by OfficiallyMad: 6:38pm On Jun 14, 2017
Baba you try joor

#respeck


Cc: lalasticlala

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Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by OfficiallyMad: 5:56pm On Jun 13, 2017
queenitee:
Uncle sorry
I no be uncle too oh
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Defends His Girlfriend, Temi Otedola After She Is Accused Of Bleaching by OfficiallyMad: 3:43pm On Jun 13, 2017
Onyinye15:
If u like bleach till you bleach out your genotype na u sabi tongue

minding my business since 2015

Politics / Re: Atiku Reacts To EFCC Invasion Of Sun Newspaper by OfficiallyMad: 3:31pm On Jun 13, 2017
morikee:
Uh, pussy ass nigga stop hating Lil Tunechi got that fire And these hoes love me like Satan, man! Yeah, Bleep with me and get bodied And all she eat is dick She's on a strict diet, that's my baby.
Who is this thing

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Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by OfficiallyMad: 2:35pm On Jun 13, 2017
queenitee:
Aunty mi, no vex I don arrive
I no be aunty oh
Celebrities / Re: Shina Peller At Holy City of Medina (Photo) by OfficiallyMad: 10:47am On Jun 13, 2017
yomi007k:
grin

Mumu....hypocrite. ur still going to hell.
Are you God

Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by OfficiallyMad: 10:36am On Jun 13, 2017
Nnekamma:
.i like the part where he said come to papa,trying to tickle her.i got tickled here
Na why you quote a whole update

Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by OfficiallyMad: 10:34am On Jun 13, 2017
queenitee:

How many people wants me to bring drinks bayii? I'm coming with champagne
You never see the champagne buy undecided

Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by OfficiallyMad: 7:01am On Jun 13, 2017
we don hit frontpage cheesy

Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by OfficiallyMad: 6:58am On Jun 13, 2017
Mumatag:
Are you tired of losing or giving up, why others keep hitting it big, all our yesterday client have been celebrating giving us calls of victory, don't be left out. View our today's won ticket for your delight.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Her Birthday Party Sponsored By Her Sugar Daddy by OfficiallyMad: 4:20pm On Jun 12, 2017
pocohantas:

LOL! Like he didn't know the boy will be at the party? He is married, he knows he won't marry her, some of them will promise to sponsor your wedding and they do it. That's when you hear "my uncle said he will pay for food, drinks and hall"...emphasis on uncle.
All he cares for, is sexual satisfaction. She should give him attention when and how he wants it. He'll even know the boy.

smiley
Is it only me

Or does someone else sees experience in this post

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Romance / Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by OfficiallyMad: 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2017
joenor:
Me is a man writing to you.
Did you observe my previous post. And lugubrigiously notice my sadonic response was not my writing but of the quoting of an odidoforus fellows lucadescious write up

Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi And Temi Otedola's Relationship Sets Twitter On Fire by OfficiallyMad: 3:04pm On Jun 12, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
The girl go sweet die

See face
Her fanny nogo get hair, I sure

Romance / Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by OfficiallyMad: 2:50pm On Jun 12, 2017
joenor:
and you still dey alive to testify... I guess you are a spiritual husband tongue

Who is you

Romance / Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by OfficiallyMad: 2:50pm On Jun 12, 2017
talk2saintify:

ikombe 1 grin
Baba oh. Your boy is loyal grin

Romance / Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by OfficiallyMad: 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2017
taylor88:
that shouldn't call for an award


I have been doing more than that

I fucckk till me last breath

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Romance / Re: What's The Likelihood Of Finding A Decent Girl To Marry At A Night Club? by OfficiallyMad: 7:30am On Jun 11, 2017
Afam4eva:
What's the likelihood of finding a good man at night clubs? If you think you're a good man and you go to night clubs, what makes you think that decent girls don't also come to night clubs. Again, it's depends on your definition of decent.

Romance / Re: What's The Likelihood Of Finding A Decent Girl To Marry At A Night Club? by OfficiallyMad: 7:28am On Jun 11, 2017
bowee4u:

Very possible, the nurse might be one

Literature / Re: Tradition - A Story by OfficiallyMad: 9:53pm On Jun 10, 2017
wizsolzy:


Oh my brother ikombe who come do dis one to u....I know say na theblessedman tell d mods to ban u
No oh

Na wan popular nairalander wey me and am enter e-fight undecided
Literature / Re: Tradition - A Story by OfficiallyMad: 9:51pm On Jun 10, 2017
stephenGee12:


How u no go chop ban. Wen we dey warn u dat time u no wan hear word
This ban wey dem give u sef na appetizer u never chop main course
One of my account chop 10 years ban grin

I don deactivate am tho

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