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cr7lomo:
U saw a small phone...abi u stole a phone...u be phone thief....once a petty thief, always a Perry thief .... ole

I saw a small phone oga
I didn't steal
Everybody is a thief oga
Stop the critics
Who knows maybe you sef Na armed robber werey

They are already collecting Ransom on phone
They you will have to bail your phone
I could remember an incident that happened to me years back in school.
I saw a small phone inside the lecture room, and instead of returning the phone back to the owner, I sold it to someone else, along the line the owner of the phone saw the phone, not knowing that he has put a reminder on the phone , it was really tough that year, even though I be game man that year., Man O war still treat my Bleep up..

Campus news posted the story on the notice board
The headline was MAN MARIO THE PHONE LIFTER.
For two weeks I no enter school

Happy birthday senator Ike
You will regain freedom soon

Alueheal:
Thanks to tinubu for making these phones affordable. His economic reforms are yielding results

You dey whine

By 2027
The report will be out

Wahala

Why naaaaahhh

Make them employ me

Dapagun:
https://x.com/Letter_to_Jack/statu915077551648608650?t=CIfutFXm0R3GKqZtf7De2Q&s=19

Selfish politician

Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/rivers-protesters-testing-my-will-ibas-warns/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJ2q_VleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFiOExkbXdrNThqaHU2Z1hrAR5AwPTmpigzc2YR9Kv7cJEhPLfBAg0D7eGaZQ6tWXvr_LxjbNNv06XhUtdycQ_aem_Bzv3apKWGQGZ60-ExzTUhg

Your mind no go touch ground
Rivers Na your state

ManirBK:
I just purchased these Mangoes at the rate of 200 Naira in Birnin kebbi Kara Market.

I dey buy 6 pieces 50 naira for here
If I give the boy selling mango 200, I will get like 18 pieces

Jestin:
I remembered the first time I brought Colgate from UK to a friend in Nigeria. He was busy arguing close up is the best until the girlfriend told him close up doesn’t hold his breath for long and his mouth smells after few hours of brushing . That is how baba embrace Colgate till date . Close up just foaming like OMO for nothing so Colgate is the best

Boss, please show love
God bless you

Glory be to God in the highest

Are you normal?
You can't take order from sole administrator
This man is high on Ogbese weed

N

O ti fa Epon yaaaa
Aunty werey

Ekiti Kete
Ki la o ti Se Yi si ooo
Hold your phone very well too
Phone go miss for that place

Nice development

What's the big deal?
I can do the same

Nothing will come out from the protest
Waste of time, resources and energy

bobby007:
Igbo go think say na AI

Try and have sense for once
Wetin Concern Igbo with this matter

Portable and hellinus

Does it applies to male and female

Set awon baby

On colos

3 and 8
The kind bill NEPA dey bring fit wound person
At the same time landlady don serve us quit notice so that she can renovate her house

Beautiful woman
Konji don hold Akpabio

Gbenga Daniel my boss
I remember that time for Abeokuta...
Gbenga Ni joooo......
Campaign always bloody then...it's do all die..
GNI no fit forget Daniel

Obavoh:
Kwakwa (coconut)- ₦30

Debino (dates)- ₦20

Kuli kuli- ₦20

Groundnut- ₦20

Sugar- ₦50

Garri (1 milk cup) - ₦100

Ice water- ₦30.

I removed 300 naira from my salary today and enjoyed this quick meal.

I didn’t even calculate my budget or family wahala for the month, I had to use this sweet meal to calm down first and it reduced my high blood Pressure .

Use that money you are saving to eat wetin Dey hungry you. Na the one wey enter your belle be your own toh!

Everything Na 270 naira , not 300

Chinese meeee
Rest in peace
To be alive in Nigeria is a testimony

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