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Make Tinubu no go watch the final match because of heart attack

nlfpmod:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiwa_Savage

Table soccer pussy
Happy birthday tiwa

Gbas gboo

Nigeria win or Draw
Might end up in penalty shootout
Dem go check Nigeria..Angola no small inside life

Dodorima

Algrin:
Left to which party? Never heard him being linked to any other party at any point in time. Only mergers. Man has been very consistent about his ideologies.

He's linked to SDP

Nigeria is coming back home soon

Lewaaaaa is a goal

dawnomike:
Baba yòpi

You made me remember one Baba yopi for local joint, he always says this is 35 years that I have been smoking cigarettes I have never cough before, he died the day he cough.

JASONjnr:
I'd rather remain in Nigeria than travel to any country.....


I've been to US and I don't hope to travel ever again. I love everything about Nigeria.

Bro abeg show love

gbolswag:
22 a factory worker..them use me ehen

Na pure water factory

Vinnie2000:
@17years in 1976.

I was in the Streets in CHICAGO with Druggie Ebola, selling Crack.

Why nah

At age15 when I finish my secondary school
I started doing phone call business
My salary was 3k
That was 2006

Nice one

Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-psDFb9vXE



https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0YxhlIKnzg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Na scam joorrr
Downloading and appreance
Those people receiving the alert are hired and they will be paid at the end of the programme
My niggas dey use this package chop for Ibadan

nairalandkachy1:
Lagos State Police Command

This one loud oo
When me sef be cultist I no handle this kind instrument
Small mercy big engine

We gave three pieces of Yam out to a friend

I went to Ekiti State with my cousin to monitor the local government electronic so we decided to visit there local market to get tubers of Yam with plantain
We bought 15 yams 6,500
Plantain 2300
Palm oil 2 and half litre 2300

This one no be election
Na only APC contest
No opposition

I'm a baboon
I live in the zoo
Portable my man

IyaTola:
Who knows you the most
A. Dad
B. Mom
C. Sister
D. Brother
E. Partner
F. Friends

All of the above

ucheuzor1:
I just got mine.

Dash me your old phone

I can't believe this

That's good for them

Congratulations
You will build your own house in Jesus name
From tenant to landlord
This 8k will favour me and my guys

Dear Men!!!

1) As a married man, the only person who's going to be by your bedside when you are sick is your wife. I repeat, your wife.
On rare occasions, your kids will be there. For a while though. Only your wife can leave whatever she's doing to be with you.

Your siblings may come and go, and your friends may visit, but she is the only one who will wholeheartedly stay with you throughout your ordeal.

2) The way you treat your wife when you were healthy always shows in the way she will treat you when you are sick.

I've seen this pattern play out daily. You see those wives who are being treated well will do everything they could to make their husbands get well.

They disturb the healthcare workers, they cry, they rake, and they go above and beyond to make their husbands get better.

Well, the reverse is the case with the abused wife. Her laissez-faire attitude will be top-notch. You will sleep and wake up in your poo. You'll starve.

She's just staying there for staying sake. Some will leave you in the hospital for like 2 or 3 days before returning from wherever they went to unwind.

You will report to your people, they'll yell on the phone and still nothing will happen.

One told her in-laws to come and cut her hands and place them on her husband's buttocks to clean his poo.
You will do nothing. Your family will do nothing.
You will be helpless.

I know you must be thinking that you can revenge if she's the one on the sick bed but No you can't.

Why? Because you won't be the one taking care of her during her time in the hospital. You can't even bring yourself to sleep in the hospital. You'll employ the services of other people to do the job for you. Her people too will be there for her. Your children that seldom around to see you will be hovering around her.

Do you think I'm lying? Try walking into any hospital, and compare the male wards and the female wards.
You will have a clear understanding of what I'm talking about.

Whenever I hear men brag about cheating and supremacy, I laugh.

Do not dare your woman. For you'll pay through your nose when the time comes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Treat your women better.
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jesmond3945:
do you have pvc

I don't have

Good please help us
This is getting too much
I trekked for over 1hr today just because of this fuel issue.

You are a liar

walefresh3:
BAT 2023 SURE PASS....
IMSHA ALLAH ....

the
Another Fulani terrorist spotted...
I'm sure your father is suffering in the village..

eliza4real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxhjqs0CQ0

Swears this really got me laughing...
Oloriburuku lokan...

[quote author=Spirit247 post=114813625]OP, God bless you for Creating this awesome Thread.
Did you know that the Reward for Evangelism is first reaped on Earth and then later in Heaven? Do you Know that when you Evangelize and win Souls into Eternal Kingdom of MESSIAH, you are doing yourself far more favour than you are doing for our CREATOR and for Heaven? Evangelism is the most Important and Loving Service that you can give to Humanity


Using myself as a typical Example: my earthly Father died just before I entered University. Things became so difficult in my 2nd Year in School that it eventually got me to become very paranoid and hard-hearted. While smoking at our usual joint, I told a School gang that I was with that we should go and rob Bank and get rich once and forall. They were too lilly-livered to follow my advice. All they do is only to use guns to terrorize Students in the University.

Few months later after then, Satan eventually arranged it for me to coincidentally enter Vehicle of Armed Robbers that were going for Operation. Actually, a man, a woman and I were searching for Vehicles. We stood by the Road side to get cheap Vehicle in Journey to our Destinations. As a Red Bus pulled over and stopped not far from us, the man and the woman rushed ahead of me trying to enter the Vehicle. As soon as they saw the faces of those in the Vehicle, they scampered backward and hurriedly walked away.

I got there too and saw like 10 guys with very red eyes and all in white attires. I smiled and hopped in immediately. They were shocked, they asked me some questions and I let them know I'm fully in. They hailed me and the Vehicle zoomed off. On the way to the Operation, their Leader suddenly stopped the Bus and said "They said we should not proceed" referring to the Demon Spirits that leads and Protect them. Another said he needs money urgently that they should go. As the argument ensured one suddenly turned back to look at me in far back seat and said "na because of this Strange Guy wey this Operation go backfire!" Suddenly all of them chorused that I should go down.

I started begging them, almost crying in explaining to them that this is the "wonderful Opportunity" which I have been looking for. The one beside me pulled out his gun and say "Get out!" I quickly rushed out of the Vehicle, they then vanished. That was the Day my CREATOR Saved me from becoming an Eternal Outcast from HIS Glorious Kingdom. We are all given that 2nd Chance, HE always stretches HIS Hand out to us by HIS unmerited Saving Grace, that still rejects it gets Eternally doomed and disconnected from HIS that put Breathe of Life into them. However, I was Still so foolish that I started frantically searching for any other Armed Robbery Group to join and also thinking of starting my own Robbery Squard in case I don't find quickly.

Finally, a Deeper Life Brother was alloted same room as me as a new Session soon started in the University. We were 4 roommates. This Brother relentlessly Preached to me that the major Purpose why we Humans are on Earth is to prove that nothing shall ever make us to turn our back against our CREATOR. He said only those that pass this Examination would be rewarded with Immortality from the One and Only SOURCE of Life that has sent HIS Son to show us HIS Faithfulness to those that shall live to Please HIM. Explained the Promised Eternal Life and Deep Love of our CREATOR to me, and I later Accepted MESSIAH as my LORD and OWNER irreversibly.

Imagine if that Deeper Life Brother didn't care since he is going to Heaven already by his Pure and Holy Heaven-compliant Lifestyle. By now, I would Probably have killed so many people, before finally being killed too. Who knows who and who would have fallen Victims to my brutal bullets. Even you reading this might have been 6ft below now as a Victim killed in one of my wickedly orchestrated operations in those days when I thought Life was all about making money at all cost. Don't ever think it was not possible because I and the highly demonic bloodthirsty Robbery Gang that I was also planning to put together would have been killing for fun in all our operations.

I was addicted to listening to Satanic Heavy Metal Rock Music and Violent Raps that Project killing as the best fun, so you can imagine how I metamorphozed from just fantasizibg with massive Daily killings, to actually taking the Practical Steps. I was desperate with a heart thats sees massive killings for money as fun beyond words. All Glory to the CREATOR of Humanity for the Brother who manifested True Love for Humanity by Preaching MESSIAH to me, the Deeper Life Brother indirectly saved the precious Lives that the devil would have taken through me.

If you, you, you and I daily do our own parts in massively winning Muslims into Eternal Kingdom of JESUS, BokoHaram, Jihadists and Religious Bumbers would soon be a thing of the Past. Evangelizing and Winning Souls is not just for Heaven to Rejoice, it is for your Children and mine to live in a Peaceful World of Love, Calm and Joyful Divine Serenity on Earth.


You just don't know the Heartless unprecedented inhumane Wickedness against Humanity which bloodthirsty Demons are fiercely grooming that your next door Neighbor for! For the sake of your Children and unborn Generation, you better throw aways your Senseless Ego and myopic self-destructive Pride and Preach to him/her/them! Before it becomes too late and you find your self to be the late.

Only myopic selfishness and self-centeredness Prevents most of we Christians from seeing the Bigger Picture. Preaching to those People in Vehicles, in your School, in your Office, in your Compound, etc. would go a long Way in making your World Saner, Peaceful and enjoyable. Your Evangelizing is germane Key to Heaven on Earth.* So, when you and I Evangelize daily, we, our Children and even your unborn Generation Reaps the Reward on Earth, and we still Receive Eternal Life as Reward when we get to the Judgement Throne which every Humanbeing shall surely face.

Let's Pray: I AM THAT I AM, our Eternal Heavenly FATHER, we Pray that YOU Grant us the Heart that shall only find Satisfaction in doing Your Assignment of daily Winning Souls into Your Eternal Kingdom in JESUS' Name!!!!!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/7232368/evangelism-ultimate-love-service-humanity [/quote

Divine healing