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Dear Men!!!

1) As a married man, the only person who's going to be by your bedside when you are sick is your wife. I repeat, your wife.
On rare occasions, your kids will be there. For a while though. Only your wife can leave whatever she's doing to be with you.

Your siblings may come and go, and your friends may visit, but she is the only one who will wholeheartedly stay with you throughout your ordeal.

2) The way you treat your wife when you were healthy always shows in the way she will treat you when you are sick.

I've seen this pattern play out daily. You see those wives who are being treated well will do everything they could to make their husbands get well.

They disturb the healthcare workers, they cry, they rake, and they go above and beyond to make their husbands get better.

Well, the reverse is the case with the abused wife. Her laissez-faire attitude will be top-notch. You will sleep and wake up in your poo. You'll starve.

She's just staying there for staying sake. Some will leave you in the hospital for like 2 or 3 days before returning from wherever they went to unwind.

You will report to your people, they'll yell on the phone and still nothing will happen.

One told her in-laws to come and cut her hands and place them on her husband's buttocks to clean his poo.
You will do nothing. Your family will do nothing.
You will be helpless.

I know you must be thinking that you can revenge if she's the one on the sick bed but No you can't.

Why? Because you won't be the one taking care of her during her time in the hospital. You can't even bring yourself to sleep in the hospital. You'll employ the services of other people to do the job for you. Her people too will be there for her. Your children that seldom around to see you will be hovering around her.

Do you think I'm lying? Try walking into any hospital, and compare the male wards and the female wards.
You will have a clear understanding of what I'm talking about.

Whenever I hear men brag about cheating and supremacy, I laugh.

Do not dare your woman. For you'll pay through your nose when the time comes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Treat your women better.
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jesmond3945:
do you have pvc

I don't have

Good please help us
This is getting too much
I trekked for over 1hr today just because of this fuel issue.

You are a liar

walefresh3:
BAT 2023 SURE PASS....
IMSHA ALLAH ....

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Another Fulani terrorist spotted...
I'm sure your father is suffering in the village..

eliza4real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxhjqs0CQ0

Swears this really got me laughing...
Oloriburuku lokan...

[quote author=Spirit247 post=114813625]OP, God bless you for Creating this awesome Thread.
Did you know that the Reward for Evangelism is first reaped on Earth and then later in Heaven? Do you Know that when you Evangelize and win Souls into Eternal Kingdom of MESSIAH, you are doing yourself far more favour than you are doing for our CREATOR and for Heaven? Evangelism is the most Important and Loving Service that you can give to Humanity


Using myself as a typical Example: my earthly Father died just before I entered University. Things became so difficult in my 2nd Year in School that it eventually got me to become very paranoid and hard-hearted. While smoking at our usual joint, I told a School gang that I was with that we should go and rob Bank and get rich once and forall. They were too lilly-livered to follow my advice. All they do is only to use guns to terrorize Students in the University.

Few months later after then, Satan eventually arranged it for me to coincidentally enter Vehicle of Armed Robbers that were going for Operation. Actually, a man, a woman and I were searching for Vehicles. We stood by the Road side to get cheap Vehicle in Journey to our Destinations. As a Red Bus pulled over and stopped not far from us, the man and the woman rushed ahead of me trying to enter the Vehicle. As soon as they saw the faces of those in the Vehicle, they scampered backward and hurriedly walked away.

I got there too and saw like 10 guys with very red eyes and all in white attires. I smiled and hopped in immediately. They were shocked, they asked me some questions and I let them know I'm fully in. They hailed me and the Vehicle zoomed off. On the way to the Operation, their Leader suddenly stopped the Bus and said "They said we should not proceed" referring to the Demon Spirits that leads and Protect them. Another said he needs money urgently that they should go. As the argument ensured one suddenly turned back to look at me in far back seat and said "na because of this Strange Guy wey this Operation go backfire!" Suddenly all of them chorused that I should go down.

I started begging them, almost crying in explaining to them that this is the "wonderful Opportunity" which I have been looking for. The one beside me pulled out his gun and say "Get out!" I quickly rushed out of the Vehicle, they then vanished. That was the Day my CREATOR Saved me from becoming an Eternal Outcast from HIS Glorious Kingdom. We are all given that 2nd Chance, HE always stretches HIS Hand out to us by HIS unmerited Saving Grace, that still rejects it gets Eternally doomed and disconnected from HIS that put Breathe of Life into them. However, I was Still so foolish that I started frantically searching for any other Armed Robbery Group to join and also thinking of starting my own Robbery Squard in case I don't find quickly.

Finally, a Deeper Life Brother was alloted same room as me as a new Session soon started in the University. We were 4 roommates. This Brother relentlessly Preached to me that the major Purpose why we Humans are on Earth is to prove that nothing shall ever make us to turn our back against our CREATOR. He said only those that pass this Examination would be rewarded with Immortality from the One and Only SOURCE of Life that has sent HIS Son to show us HIS Faithfulness to those that shall live to Please HIM. Explained the Promised Eternal Life and Deep Love of our CREATOR to me, and I later Accepted MESSIAH as my LORD and OWNER irreversibly.

Imagine if that Deeper Life Brother didn't care since he is going to Heaven already by his Pure and Holy Heaven-compliant Lifestyle. By now, I would Probably have killed so many people, before finally being killed too. Who knows who and who would have fallen Victims to my brutal bullets. Even you reading this might have been 6ft below now as a Victim killed in one of my wickedly orchestrated operations in those days when I thought Life was all about making money at all cost. Don't ever think it was not possible because I and the highly demonic bloodthirsty Robbery Gang that I was also planning to put together would have been killing for fun in all our operations.

I was addicted to listening to Satanic Heavy Metal Rock Music and Violent Raps that Project killing as the best fun, so you can imagine how I metamorphozed from just fantasizibg with massive Daily killings, to actually taking the Practical Steps. I was desperate with a heart thats sees massive killings for money as fun beyond words. All Glory to the CREATOR of Humanity for the Brother who manifested True Love for Humanity by Preaching MESSIAH to me, the Deeper Life Brother indirectly saved the precious Lives that the devil would have taken through me.

If you, you, you and I daily do our own parts in massively winning Muslims into Eternal Kingdom of JESUS, BokoHaram, Jihadists and Religious Bumbers would soon be a thing of the Past. Evangelizing and Winning Souls is not just for Heaven to Rejoice, it is for your Children and mine to live in a Peaceful World of Love, Calm and Joyful Divine Serenity on Earth.


You just don't know the Heartless unprecedented inhumane Wickedness against Humanity which bloodthirsty Demons are fiercely grooming that your next door Neighbor for! For the sake of your Children and unborn Generation, you better throw aways your Senseless Ego and myopic self-destructive Pride and Preach to him/her/them! Before it becomes too late and you find your self to be the late.

Only myopic selfishness and self-centeredness Prevents most of we Christians from seeing the Bigger Picture. Preaching to those People in Vehicles, in your School, in your Office, in your Compound, etc. would go a long Way in making your World Saner, Peaceful and enjoyable. Your Evangelizing is germane Key to Heaven on Earth.* So, when you and I Evangelize daily, we, our Children and even your unborn Generation Reaps the Reward on Earth, and we still Receive Eternal Life as Reward when we get to the Judgement Throne which every Humanbeing shall surely face.

Let's Pray: I AM THAT I AM, our Eternal Heavenly FATHER, we Pray that YOU Grant us the Heart that shall only find Satisfaction in doing Your Assignment of daily Winning Souls into Your Eternal Kingdom in JESUS' Name!!!!!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/7232368/evangelism-ultimate-love-service-humanity [/quote

Divine healing

Oyetola is a gonner
Congratulations dancing senator.

Shame on Bobo Chicago
O se kini, o wole
O sekeji O lule

I heard Baba peepoo collapses last night in Abuja..
This is not the time for them to take sniper..
O Jo nbo loluwa wi..

SheikhMuniru:
Where is Baba O lu le?

He collapse in Abuja last night and was rushed to France.

MonkeyMods:
PDP is a done deal


The truth is that Tinubu knows that this is the end of the road for him....


He's just hanging on to pride and arrogance


RIP to APShit

I tell you brother

Osun is pdp

E choke

Palmpay #2500

too bad..

Qtrpst4:
May sense fall on you

Take it!

This one shock me oloun
People like this still dey this world..

psalmz:
I just sat down and did some calculations and noticed I spend nothing less than 8k daily on feeding my wife n kids and also fueling my car and generator,some one said I am extravagant ,pls how true it ?

Once there is foodstuffs at home, you spend less in a day..
I don't spend much in a day,I know how to manage myself with two kids, I don't have a car.

slimjohn2k5:
That's really shameful, but I think you have owed her for too long and moved on to buy things from another shop.

If all these loan sharks know our churches, they for don do same.

It's not up to 3weeks....

Thantayo:
Imagine if you were owing her 2million she would have entered the church with cutlass.

Its a nigerian thing, anyone that feels they have more money than you would always try to oppress.

Now my question is.. out of allll the offering money.. the pastor could only give you 2k?

He was able to help with 2k out of the money...its not really a big Church..

Good day to everyone..
An incident happened to me in church today and I felt embarrassed, there is this woman that I'm owing #6,400 for foodstuffs for the past three weeks, I paid # #2500 from the money and promise to balance her whenever I have money, this woman walked in during the program, this is her first time of coming to our church,i felt like the ground should swallow me when she entered the church,. I was sitting at the choir stand, I felt like urinating on my body on sighting the woman..
I didn't concentrate throughout the program, I was thinking of what to tell this woman after the program, I wanted to run away before the end of the program but I summoned courage to wait till the end of the program, this woman was already waiting outside and on getting outside I greeted her but the way she responded was bad, she started shouting and created a scene ,i tried to explain the situation of things to her and also calm her down,but people had started gathering around us,she was now explaining to people how I collected the foodstuffs, I felt like crying, I really feel bad, i have not been humiliated this way in public,but all thanks to the pastor that assisted me in paying 2k out of the money with the hope that I will come and balance her later...
This is the first time something like this is happening to me and I don't feel comfortable, how will people look at me next week Sunday?
Have you ever experienced such before?

omolola100:
Good evening Nairalanders, please don't mind my Grammer, I'm not a grammarian
One of our colleagues at work invited all members of staff to her sisters wedding in Akure..

The whole staff bought the ASO EBI which was sold 3k, and also paid 2k for the transport which was deducted from my salary.
On the wedding day, we left Ekiti around 8am and got to Akure around 10:20am, the lady welcomed us and directed us to the church venue,the program has not started when we got to the church, they are still waiting for the groom to arrive, the groom set in around after 11, and the program lasted for about 4hrs, throughout the program the pastor was just seeking for donation to build his church, the floor of the church has not been plastered likewise the buglary and Windows, the pastor was just looking for a way to empty our pocket by seeking for donation.

What surprise me most was that when it was time for the couples to receive their wedding ring, they spent about 25minute before the groom showed up, I saw people running after the man as he was looking for a way escape , immediately when the program, we expected the woman to bring our food, I was shocked when the woman said our food is still on fire, they are just preparing our food around 3:00pm, I was boiling with anger, what kind of thing is this? I only took bread and beans in before leaving the house, there is no way of feeding us.

I felt pity for the nursing among us, their kids has been exhausted and now looking like hungry lion, I don't have money on me again, I spent the last penny in paying offering.., I felt like crying that moment, but had to hold myself, I have wasted my time all the way from Ekiti..

Typing.........

This is a sorry case op.. your own still better, I was denied food for not buying for not buying ASO EBI.. the matter long and since then I never go party wey I no buy ASO EBi.

georgeakins:
Is this how you address your father's age mate?
Because I am old enough to father you.
And I am doing better than your father who failed to discipline you .
Always respect your father's age mate.

You are stupid, post your picture and let's see what you look like...Agbaya osi, causing trouble on Nairaland.

georgeakins:
A dumb person like Adeleke wants to lead Osun State. When you look at the shape of his head, you will know there is nothing inside it.
His followers look so hungry.

No hope for this country!

Can I see the picture of your father? Idiot, I'm sure your father must be a taxi driver.

Lecturers in universities, polytechnics and colleges of education have embarked on no fewer than 719 days of strike since the inception of the regime of the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), in May 2015.

An analysis of activities in the tertiary education sector, carried out by our correspondent on Wednesday, revealed this.

The Academic Staff Union of Universities is currently on strike in protest against members’ poor welfare and lack of adequate funds for universities among others.

Members of the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics and the Colleges of Education Academic Staff Union are also currently on strike based on similar issues.

The analysis showed that in January 2017, ASUP, under the then National President, Usman Dutse, embarked on a seven-day warning strike from January 30, 2017 to February 5, 2017.

Also, ASUU declared an indefinite strike on August 17, 2017 over unresolved and contentious issues with the Federal Government. The strike was called off on September 17, 2017.

Few days after the suspension of the strike by ASUU, lecturers in polytechnics on November 11, 2017 announced another strike which lasted for 15 days. The strike was called off on November 29, 2017.

Olobo table soccer spotted again...no be juju be that..I warned you