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Politics / Re: Presidential Jet Gulps Billions In Maintenance by officialmario(m): 11:28am On Feb 20
Iku pa eee ooo Tinubu


To feed the family now is a big problem

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Politics / Re: Dada Olusegun Blames Media For Sharing Photo Of Tinubu Sleeping At AU Session by officialmario(m): 9:50am On Feb 19
Deogratiasfx:


Hahahaha

See comments
Politics / Re: Dada Olusegun Blames Media For Sharing Photo Of Tinubu Sleeping At AU Session by officialmario(m): 9:47am On Feb 19
Ance4Liverpool:
If u live him there without waking him up he will sleep till the nest day


grin grin
This one got me laughing
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Mish Is Dead (Photo) by officialmario(m): 8:20pm On Feb 15
Rest on bro
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shows The Valentine Gifts She Received From Unknown Person (video) by officialmario(m): 10:09am On Feb 15
VeryWickedMan:
If she rewatches her last 3 sextapes she'll know.
angry grin grin
Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nigeria's Road To The Final by officialmario(m): 10:40am On Feb 10
Make Tinubu no go watch the final match because of heart attack

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by officialmario(m): 10:45am On Feb 05
nlfpmod:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiwa_Savage
Table soccer pussy
Happy birthday tiwa

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Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers N70 Billion In 100 Days by officialmario(m): 7:40am On Feb 03
Gbas gboo
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola Head To Head Record by officialmario(m): 1:42pm On Feb 02
Nigeria win or Draw
Might end up in penalty shootout
Dem go check Nigeria..Angola no small inside life

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Politics / Re: Edo State Government Releases New Emergency Numbers (112 & 739) by officialmario(m): 9:35pm On Feb 01
Dodorima
Politics / Re: Seun Okinbaloye Called Daniel Bwala A Hypocrite For Singing Tinubu's Praises by officialmario(m): 8:19am On Jan 15
Algrin:

Left to which party? Never heard him being linked to any other party at any point in time. Only mergers. Man has been very consistent about his ideologies.
He's linked to SDP
Sports / Re: If We Continue To Play Like Today, No Team Will Beat Us - Peseiro by officialmario(m): 6:10am On Jan 15
Nigeria is coming back home soon

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona Super Cup Final (4 - 1) On 14th January 2024 by officialmario(m): 8:34pm On Jan 14
Lewaaaaa is a goal

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Romance / Re: 70 Years Old Man No Gree For Any Woman This Year by officialmario(m): 4:37pm On Jan 14
dawnomike:
Baba yòpi
You made me remember one Baba yopi for local joint, he always says this is 35 years that I have been smoking cigarettes I have never cough before, he died the day he cough.

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Travel / Re: Which Country Would You Like To Relocate To Within The Next 5 Years? by officialmario(m): 1:46pm On Jan 10
JASONjnr:
I'd rather remain in Nigeria than travel to any country.....


I've been to US and I don't hope to travel ever again. I love everything about Nigeria.

Bro abeg show love
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: At What Age Did You Land Your First Job? by officialmario(m): 10:45pm On Jan 03
gbolswag:
22 a factory worker..them use me ehen
Na pure water factory
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: At What Age Did You Land Your First Job? by officialmario(m): 10:44pm On Jan 03
Vinnie2000:

@17years in 1976.

I was in the Streets in CHICAGO with Druggie Ebola, selling Crack. embarassed undecided undecided

Why nah

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: At What Age Did You Land Your First Job? by officialmario(m): 10:43pm On Jan 03
At age15 when I finish my secondary school
I started doing phone call business
My salary was 3k
That was 2006

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Education / Re: Henry Seriake Dickson Foundation Announces 2023 Education Support by officialmario(m): 11:21am On Dec 30, 2023
Nice one
Religion / Re: Pastor Prophesied That Members Will Receive Bank Alerts And It Happened (Video) by officialmario(m): 6:31pm On Dec 03, 2023
Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-psDFb9vXE



https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0YxhlIKnzg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Na scam joorrr
Downloading and appreance
Those people receiving the alert are hired and they will be paid at the end of the programme
My niggas dey use this package chop for Ibadan

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Crime / Re: Ahmed Ololade: Police Arrests "Small Mercy" In Orlie, Lagos by officialmario(m): 4:40pm On Dec 03, 2023
nairalandkachy1:


Lagos State Police Command
This one loud oo
When me sef be cultist I no handle this kind instrument
Small mercy big engine
Food / Re: Checkout The Tubers Of Yam We Got In Otun Ekiti by officialmario(m): 6:45am On Dec 03, 2023
We gave three pieces of Yam out to a friend
Food / Checkout The Tubers Of Yam We Got In Otun Ekiti by officialmario(m): 6:43am On Dec 03, 2023
I went to Ekiti State with my cousin to monitor the local government electronic so we decided to visit there local market to get tubers of Yam with plantain
We bought 15 yams 6,500
Plantain 2300
Palm oil 2 and half litre 2300

Politics / Re: Ekiti LG Polls: Oyebanji Votes, Hails SIEC, Voters For Peaceful Conduct by officialmario(m): 9:10pm On Dec 02, 2023
This one no be election
Na only APC contest
No opposition
Celebrities / Re: Portable Slams Yhemo Lee For Slapping Lil Frosh (video) by officialmario(m): 12:37pm On Nov 30, 2023
I'm a baboon
I live in the zoo
Portable my man
Family / Re: Who Knows You The Most? by officialmario(m): 1:19pm On Nov 26, 2023
IyaTola:
Who knows you the most
A. Dad
B. Mom
C. Sister
D. Brother
E. Partner
F. Friends

All of the above

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Phones / Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by officialmario(m): 10:25am On Nov 24, 2023
ucheuzor1:
I just got mine.
Dash me your old phone
Family / This Is Strange!!! by officialmario(m): 3:29pm On Nov 23, 2023
I can't believe this

Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Police Inspector In Adamawa; Gov Urges Calm by officialmario(m): 9:43am On Nov 23, 2023
That's good for them
Properties / Re: Story Of How I Finally Got My Apartment !!! by officialmario(m): 6:03pm On Jul 15, 2023
Congratulations
You will build your own house in Jesus name
From tenant to landlord
This 8k will favour me and my guys

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Family / Treat Your Woman Very Well by officialmario(m): 6:24am On Jul 14, 2023
Dear Men!!!

1) As a married man, the only person who's going to be by your bedside when you are sick is your wife. I repeat, your wife.
On rare occasions, your kids will be there. For a while though. Only your wife can leave whatever she's doing to be with you.

Your siblings may come and go, and your friends may visit, but she is the only one who will wholeheartedly stay with you throughout your ordeal.

2) The way you treat your wife when you were healthy always shows in the way she will treat you when you are sick.

I've seen this pattern play out daily. You see those wives who are being treated well will do everything they could to make their husbands get well.

They disturb the healthcare workers, they cry, they rake, and they go above and beyond to make their husbands get better.

Well, the reverse is the case with the abused wife. Her laissez-faire attitude will be top-notch. You will sleep and wake up in your poo. You'll starve.

She's just staying there for staying sake. Some will leave you in the hospital for like 2 or 3 days before returning from wherever they went to unwind.

You will report to your people, they'll yell on the phone and still nothing will happen.

One told her in-laws to come and cut her hands and place them on her husband's buttocks to clean his poo.
You will do nothing. Your family will do nothing.
You will be helpless.

I know you must be thinking that you can revenge if she's the one on the sick bed but No you can't.

Why? Because you won't be the one taking care of her during her time in the hospital. You can't even bring yourself to sleep in the hospital. You'll employ the services of other people to do the job for you. Her people too will be there for her. Your children that seldom around to see you will be hovering around her.

Do you think I'm lying? Try walking into any hospital, and compare the male wards and the female wards.
You will have a clear understanding of what I'm talking about.

Whenever I hear men brag about cheating and supremacy, I laugh.

Do not dare your woman. For you'll pay through your nose when the time comes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Treat your women better.
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