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Celebrities › Re: Portable Calls Out Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy & Olamide For Ignoring Poco Lee (Vi by Officialpyper(m): 9:36am On Aug 28
Supporting him will put a serious dent on their career

Sexual assault is not a small crime to tamper with because it has ruined so many careers

And lastly, education is not a scam because it's very obvious portable does not know better
Phones › Re: How Long Does It Take Easybuy To Lock A Defaulter's Phone? by Officialpyper(m): 6:05pm On Aug 24
PastorFire:
I removed their security plugins. It's been over 3months now that i exceeded my due date and they cannot lock the phone.
Please how did you do it?
Phones › Re: How Long Does It Take Easybuy To Lock A Defaulter's Phone? by Officialpyper(m): 6:04pm On Aug 24
Ihatebuhariwith:
but I can help you to remove the plugin with just 15k.
I'm interested
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Officialpyper(m): 2:44pm On Aug 24
Antwan99:
Can I bypass Easybuy security plugin on Tecno Pop 9?
Were you able to do it?
Food › Re: Bought A Plate Of Jollof Rice For ₦36,000 by Officialpyper(m): 1:32pm On Aug 24
eepeepook:
Abeg, tell me where this place is. I want to spend the final 40K which I couldn’t change when I traveled.
Send it to me boss
Crime › Re: Stacks Of Cash Found Rotting Away In Several Sacks(photos/video) by Officialpyper(m): 5:08pm On Aug 16
The average Nigerian is very greedy, selfish and wicked

How do you even begin to explain this?

Same thing happened in David Mark's house some years back
Politics › Re: APC Woman Distributes Cash To Osun Residents Ahead Of Governorship Election (vid by Officialpyper(m): 5:27pm On Aug 14
AngelicBeing:
Hahaha 🤣

For posting this comment, l will table your matter during our Angelic meeting in Paradise tomorrow and I will ask that you be relocated permanently to the US or Canada

You will not come back to Africa again

You will permanently be banned to the USA or Canada for the next 7 billion years

Are you ready?

Kindly respond oooooo
Amen!!
I'm very ready
Politics › Re: APC Woman Distributes Cash To Osun Residents Ahead Of Governorship Election (vid by Officialpyper(m): 12:43pm On Aug 14
Impoverish the masses then use it as a weapon during elections. Rinse and repeat

I don't know the sins I committed in my former life to be sent to Nigeria

I know for a fact that Nigeria is the Purgatory that we always hear about
Celebrities › Re: Natasha Clashes With 2Baba At A Club In Abuja – Video by Officialpyper(m): 9:04pm On Aug 08
meobizy:
What is in this marriage that women want to kill themselves over? I thought it was only Nigerian women. Akata women do the same. This one that they bully men to stay married to them is an all time low.

Portable’s situation: “You can go and impregnate women outside. You can stay married to your first. All I know is I am your property.”

2Baba’s situation: “I am your wife! Our marriage is over when I say it is.”

Men don enter wahala. Joy, Irish Spring, Lux, Dove, Dettol and Imperial Leather have never cheated on me nor given me headaches.

I’m sure 2Baba’s multiple baby mamas have repeatedly taunted Natasha, having her fight shadows. 2Baba’s endless womanizing will not allow her sleep well. The man, sef, wetin dey between woman thighs wey he wan die inside? All that varies is the packaging. They look, feel and smell the same.
I disagree with your last paragraph

They're never the same, not even close.

Some ladies are dry as a desert while some any little simulation water don full everywhere. You can't even last long before you release unless you use protection to reduce the sweetness
Music/Radio › Re: Korra Obidi - OYA WASS (official Video) by Officialpyper(m): 11:31am On Aug 06
Tenses:
My PVC is always in my pocket. Anywhere I see vote against tinubu, I no need rush go house to collect am.
Very important, dem no the tell person 😂😂😂😂
Celebrities › Re: ₦100 Million Can’t Make Me Kiss A Man On Screen – Juliana Olayode by Officialpyper(m): 8:21am On Aug 05
moneylatalks:
That's is just N100 to some peeps lipsrsealed
King Ochacho
Health › Re: Ghana’s Tallest Man, Awuche Dies At 33 After Battle With Rare Disorder by Officialpyper(m): 7:02pm On Jul 29
Teelabo:
Him coffee will be longer than usual. Rip to the departed
No be only coffee what of his tea?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Xenophobia: Africans And Americans Invade Trevor Noah And Tyla's Posts by Officialpyper(m): 5:05pm On Jul 28
Samantha125:
Of course you can't because you don't have the guts... grin grin grin

Whoever told you this is right, in fact, let me go steal some food stuffs for dinner tonight...🏃🏾‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏾‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏾‍♀️‍➡️
Time does reveal everything

So this is your real nature? Wow!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine War: Adaobi Marian Died One Day Before Her White Coat Came by Officialpyper(m): 10:07am On Jul 26
themosthigh:
Are you really interested? How old are you, and do you have any sort of training?
I'm very much interested

Currently 32, no sort of training but I'm very fit and athletic with no form of health challenge

Please can we talk in private?
Celebrities › Re: I Never Supported Peter Obi, Delivers Verdict On Tinubu’s Second Term - Falz by Officialpyper(m): 3:54pm On Jul 22
But why do some people always get angry anytime they hear vote with your sense or elections have consequences?

Is it that they're intentionally supporting evil?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine War: Adaobi Marian Died One Day Before Her White Coat Came by Officialpyper(m): 3:49pm On Jul 22
themosthigh:
Why did she remain in Ukraine for all this time please and Kharkov of all places where bombs are dropping every few hours. Even us who choose to go and fight in the war because of money and couldn’t last for more than 6 months in Kharkov as Russian bombs and artillery keeps landing non stop. If not that they moved me to the Mariupol side where where are are not yet trying to storm Russian positions, I for don resign.
How did you sign up to go fight the war?

We can talk in private if you don't mind
Politics › Re: Jigawa Governor Meets Empty Offices During Surprise Tour Of State Secretariat by Officialpyper(m): 2:13pm On Jul 21
Even the governor himself lives in Abuja and not in his state

You can never understand this country
Business › Re: How Long Did It Take You To Make Your First 1 Million Naira? by Officialpyper(m): 11:40am On Jul 18
Dricker:
thats the typical mindset of a Nigerian poor man..they are happy when they see others failing...
I hate that mentality a lot
Business › Re: How Long Did It Take You To Make Your First 1 Million Naira? by Officialpyper(m): 10:14pm On Jul 17
Fekumzi123:
I have never made 1m before and I'm 40 already. But I'm not complaining. Ayam Mr contented.
I have two friends who have made N30m and N40 at once in the past, they're both broke now and unmarried.
On the other hand, I am married with three kids and surviving.
Who asked you about your friends? Always finding contentment in others miseries
Travel › Re: Joburg To Cape Town Named Africa's Busiest Air Route - PICTURES by Officialpyper(m): 7:47pm On Jul 17
Gbadugbakun:
I used to think it was Lagos to Abuja.

Honestly na just mouth Nigeria get for Africa, we no reach anywhere
We're just unnecessarily loud
Health › Re: Nigerian Caregiver Reportedly Dies Abroad After Working 3 Days Without Sleep (Vi by Officialpyper(m): 2:04pm On Jul 15
Gentledove2001:
Lies no one works 3 straight days in the same company, I mean 24 hours for 3days. If is in the uk, it is 100% impossible.
Do you've comprehension issues? It was boldly stated that it was at three different locations
Foreign Affairs › Re: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by Officialpyper(m): 8:01am On Jul 08
WatchYourSix:
Thats the problem with yall….. everyone is not a criminal… if u were not too blinded by hate, u would have seen that…
im only pointing out an obvious fact…. A man in a car is catching fun and Yall are already threatening fire and brimstone assuming he is a criminal..

News flash..there are southafricans in south African prison… but yall pretend every Nigerian and other foreigners are the only ones .

…trying to make all foreigners look like criminals is just convineint fallacy to cover your deficiency…… there are criminal everywhere and they are treated as criminals not attack tag everyone that looks like them as criminals

there are immigrants in Europe and many countries but their citizens are not murdering pple randomly on the street….. get a grip man..
Say na catching fun lol
God abeg
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Egypt World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (3 - 2) On 7th July 2026 by Officialpyper(m): 7:56pm On Jul 07
Timijo:
Don't waste your time with the haters. They are hiding behind racism to exhibit their bitterness towards Messi's achievements. What they don't know is that the Liverpool football club that many are supporting today was built with slave trade money.
Una go just the lie unprovoked, which Liverpool football club was built with slave trade money?
Politics › Re: IMF Claims Incorrect, No Shadow Budget- Taiwo Oloyede by Officialpyper(m): 10:16pm On Jul 05
ViceGovernor:
Just remembering a song by Idris.

Policeman go see white he go tell you "my brother I say this thing na black."
That's African China's song
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer This Question With A Reason? by Officialpyper(m): 8:24am On Jun 30
Prize for using AI? You can't even come up with anything at all that you had to resort to AI for assistance pfftt

sandra2025:
Is there any prize for me? Lol
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Bayo Fabiyi, Two Others During Ransom Delivery In Kwara by Officialpyper(m): 12:29pm On Jun 23
I was singing this song yesterday lol

Drsnives:
I no be opc
I no be bakassi
As for me o, I be omo Jesu.
The chicken has finally come home to roast.
Wind don blow, the anus of the fowl has been exposed
I tot they were not negotiating with those bandits.
They'll say different things on social media and do another behind the scene.
Hand don finally touch them.
Business › Re: Three Female Bank Chairmen Who Built Their Careers From The Banking Hall by Officialpyper(m): 11:22am On May 16
buygala:
When I read the topic which said they built their careers from the banking hall, I was expecting to read that they started from the ground up, being bank tellers and stuff

Nothing of that was mentioned in the body of the thread, neither was anything mentioned about which other part of the Banking Hall they started their careers from undecided

Dear op, if you have nothing to write sensible to write about, write about Tinubu so we can abuse him to our heart's comtent grin
My exact thought
God bless you
Health › Re: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by Officialpyper(m): 10:57am On May 11
Antoeni:
Update,Single Mothers in Delta state. Are Giving Young Boys infection. Ooo
I'm interested in this update grin
Politics › Re: Cost Of Filling 50 Litres Of A Corolla Car From OBJ To Tinubu Govt - Rufai Oseni by Officialpyper(m): 8:46am On Apr 25
johnmartus:
People like rufai oseni will never let this country move forward I have never seen a journalist lies like this dude. I still remember during Buhari to do fill up for Corolla nothing less than 35k oseni just too lazy he will prefer to sit one place without making a single research.
This must be a rage bait because you can't be real
Politics › Re: Cost Of Filling 50 Litres Of A Corolla Car From OBJ To Tinubu Govt - Rufai Oseni by Officialpyper(m): 8:42am On Apr 25
helinues:
Buy bicycle that won't consume fuel. Having a car is a luxury . How much was minimum wage when the price of fuel in those regime was low, how much is dollar to naira exchange rate?

I really don't know why the opposition and their supporters in Nigeria remain stagnant in their narrations.

Are the price of things across the globe reman the same for decades now. They should stop arguing slow jare
How can a human even reason this way?
Islam › Re: Islam Stands Against Racism And Tribalism! by Officialpyper(m): 9:59am On Mar 27
Helinuse:
The guy who said this obviously turned his face, to the back, and laughed at his own words.

😅😅😅

Literally, there is a ghetto called Abeed in Gaza, where blacks and Africans are only permitted to stay.

If they dare step out, they are considered as game in the field.
Are you serious? Please I'm very curious
Politics › Re: Uk-nigeria Pact Fuels Talk Of Ekweremadu’s Return by Officialpyper(m): 8:55am On Mar 22
RichBoy247:
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Read the section that mentions the groups again, convicted offenders is listed. Also victims of human trafficking is listed. So that boy that betrayed Ekeremadu may be returned, he go see pepper.

I don’t like Ekeremadu no doubt, but even if our enemy is unfairly treated, we should stand by the truth. That boy collected money and also promise of a better live in UK through Ekeremadu’s influence, but he got there and betrayed him. What guarantee does the boy have that with all his organs working perfectly, does he have assurance that he will live longer that Ekeremadu’s sick daughter? Do I have such assurance about my own life, or do you? The traitor boy could be knocked down by a car, get meningitis and get deleted by the disease or even die by common malaria, just as it can happen to me or you too
What are you even saying?
Are they humans that really reason like this?

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