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make una no waste am, now,  is this what u guys are bringing to the toruney as in for real?

lemme show you how


Bleep rhyming this is a freestyle from the head ! now listen

ofoka is not only a threat to rappers but to the whole of nl joined together
i was placed on permanent surveillance by moderators and supermoderators
even seun knows that i am a problem that cant be chased away
me fade away ?no/ am handing u rappers ur defeats like birthday presents
ofoka is the most feared/torture torment and online pain i give em freely
u wankstars are wacker than a rasqie and eedris collaboration
one calls himself crackers / all i see is crumbled biscuiits
another calls himself jassie / is that the fuji version of don jassie ?
even da prince of mohits must be feeling he's dope wit jassies kinda bars
one rappers even gave up before the war started /
he already knew he would get eaten for breakfast
here is a warning to u rappers pray u dont cross my path in round one
i only respect lalaboi and mukina cuzz they understand the pain i feel
ofoka the problem!/ dont even contest cuzz like evander i am the real deal

eldee:
@Hybrid

Erm . . . would you like to be a judge then??

no we wont accept him ,
has he used his opportunity roughly over the years . and some of us still dislike him for that !
let him just grab a chair and sip akamu for one corner (ie the corner wey nepa no give light)

mailmalc:
didn't really want to do this but for Lalaboi nd old times sake . . . I'm in! Who ar d judges if i may ask? Hey Muki, wats gud wit ya?

thats a respectable person right thur,. respect begets respect .mailmalc what it do boi!

mykali:
that's sick.

mykali what is sick ?

hmm mukina is credible to me
but i think ibime and hybrid have small beef 4 her, in nl people beef anybody that doesnt judge in their favour .lol
we are all guilty.


lalaboi where are the bleeping draws !

am routing for u jassie .go jassie . give them some classical joor oooh /.omg i luv jassie !

@ifyalways
am in mumbai (former bombay ) come to shandeev kumar close in bachchan drive to meet me.

ifyalways:
@ofokasibe,are u really in india?

olayokun:
I just bought his album, it has d black super ugly guy on the CD jacket,
I go upload am no worry, aight, not
FYI, i prefer track 5 which was directed @ some catz,

i like track 5 too. it is hot !

ibkaye:
I have my own radio station thingy majiggy now too lala

ibk give me the link i beg !

lalaboi:
HYbrid. . .would u like taking part in the tourney??. . . .Mukina is not going to be judge

javalove:
who delete my post?

LWMAWO

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT .OFOKA the FLAME SPITTIN VIPER IS IN THE BUILDING

well for the sake of peace and on mukina and lalabois appeal. sauron i will let u be and remove the hangman rope on ur neck .
be informed that you are not to refer or mention my name for anything whatsoever.
failure or contradiction of any of this means ofokas onslaught willl be unleashed on you sauron without remorse.
i repeat i will let you be so that the tournament can hold in peace.

@mukina
i got your back mummy
lalaboi you can hold the tournament in peace now.

~Sauron~:
Lalaboi?
I will beat Lalaboi till he starts screaming like a fax machine when it's receiving.

LOL, SO U THINK U CAN BEAT ALLABOI , U NO SEE AS LALABOI DEY DISRESPECT U , '
U HAVE SPENT 10YEARS IN NAIRALAND AND LALABOI WEY COME LAST YEAR DON DEY MESS U LIKE THIS .
U KNOW SEE SAY U BE FAILURE,, BELIEF ME NA LALABOI GO BAN U. REMEMBER SAY I TALK AM, SOMEONE EVEN JUST TOLD ME YOU ARE 17 YEARS OLD NOW , BASTARD OLORIBURUKU

WHEN IBIME RECYCLED HIS OWN AHH LINES NO BE BASTARDS LIKE U SAY HIM GET COPYRIGHT TO HIM OWN THINGS .,FACE IT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR EXCUSE TO RUN FROM THE TOURNEY,, COWARD

LALABOI SAURON IS NOW SCARED OF U .HAHAHAHAAHA

KRAYOLA CHECK THIS OUT FREESTYLE FROM THE HEAD

like flowshow and bolajibroke /i am definitely the worst in here
yall have got no idea. ofoka is the definition of sauron's 'fear'
am tearing brash to shreds/ am sure gon lock ur rhymes up in saurons' dreads
yeah right/ sauron is a rasta/ but mc prawn crackers u no dey fear fear?
mc crackers/wtf this biscuit bone is about to get crushed like fred durst
battlin foka /u are doomed/yall are like fortune tellers in jupiter/totally lost
ask limp bizkits /mc prawn crackers is gon get d shackles like shaz and mary mary
u 2 drag queens are better off being born again like shaz/ i mean shaz da bugs bunny
the punchlin general/ foka is changing rap names faster than the british weather
brash u got to face lalaboi in the tourney and u think u fly? nigga pls,ur d wackest in here
prawn crackrs who doesnt know that ur fly ass was made from a chicken's feather!
yall are quick to react to threats/unknown to u tho/ fokas threat is a nuclear threat
am bringin chaos and catastrophy/fokas got d trophy/u all are just tryin out the rap test
i respect only mukina here/u know why?/cuzz she forced hybrid into eternal asylum
this is a freestyle /even d thread owner seun cant drop rhymes on foka's alum
am known to infest netcees like plagues/sauron's 100 line wack topical/simply vague boy !!
i can see lalaboi the ghana rapper droppin some punches/lalaboi should be known as nanaboi
even shaz can do better/ am just having fun guys yall tryna get some personal vendetta
ask mailmalc even if they mail sauron and brash wit d same addy /yall still wouldnt post this letter!
what do u know about panties and bras? mr slowpoke aka sauron why u talkin about monickers?
u know what ? even if brash sleeps with junior and pretty/ his gay ass still wouldnt give birth to monika!

YOU CANT TOUCH ME SAURON , I WILL BEAT U TILL U BEG ! OYA START GOGGLING LINES ! SAURON BRASH OLE

khanye:

khanye is a beast like an animal/
even sauron would get eaten /and sauron is a fuckin cannibal!/

i would whirlwind ur ass and turn m4show into m2slow! (m too slow!)/
So mess u if u don't wanna see me blow/
U just mad cuzz khanye gets money like a CEO/

@khanye
this is the sickest verse i heard in nairaland, that is writing men , m4show will be crying now
sauron is now where near this

hahah you are only jealous of lalaboi's achievement on nairaland , u bribe seun to become mod all ur powers end here, unfortunately for u , you didnt know insults are allowed freely in nairaland battle threads ,. you are doomed .
you are the most disgraceful of all nairaland mods. hybrid will be smiling where he is now .

SEE AM HE DEY JEALOUS LALABOI .KEEP WASHING UT TOILETS IN LONDON SAURON ,, SWALLOW MORE OYINBO SHIT , SLAVE IN A WHITE MAN COUNTRY !
LALABOI WOULD BEAT SAURON AND PRAWN CRACKERS IN A RAP BATTLE , YOU BOTH ARE WACK
WHY DO U THINK WORDSMITH AND HYBRID DISLIKE U? SAURON OLORIBURUKU ATOLLEE!

lalaboi:
Yeh. . .hopefully. . .i get to battle ya. . .

NOT ONLY BATTLE HIM LALABOI I AM 100% CONFIDENT THAT YOU WOULD WHOOP HIM LIKE A BABY, MC PRAWN CRACKERS IS THE WACKEST HERE , NO STRUCTURE NO NOTHING , LIL WONDER IBIME WAS THE ONE WHO ALSO NOTICED IT , MC CRACKERS YOU ARE A BRASHY BASTARD THAT WILL RECEIVE A BRASHY BEATING , PRAY U MEET LALABOI FIRST CUZZ I WILL BEAT U SO MUCH U WOULD WISH UR MOM HAD ABORTED YOU . FOR U I WILL WRITE MY BEST PUNCHLINES AND METAS .BRASHY BITCH

battle rap wise. i have the feeling lalaboi would beat sauron! too like wordsmith beat him , sauron is the cause of all the retard traits we show here . he is the cause cuzz he is too insultive , if u insult me u think i will just sit down and wacth you , lalaboi dont be intimidated ,he drags everyone into his hater realm, lord sauron aka slowpoke , you are finished ,,,lalaboi will be the one to ban you . thats a promise and a threat!

BAMSYLE IS THE ONLY CREDIBLE JUDGE
SHAZ IS ALSO CREDIBLE
ELDEE IS OUT FOR PARTILITY
MUKINA IS SAURONS FRIEND
KAYDEE- WHO BE THAT , NO REPUTATION!


ONLY BAMYSLE AND SHAZ ARE CREDIBLE SHAZ IS TOP CHOICE THO,, SHAZ HAS NO COMPETITION!

lalaboi meet me for yahoo messenger now now i wan tell u something


lalaboi which kin thing be this now. y now u shld know we aint stoppin
leave one thread and the whole showdown goes in there , dont let us be going to disturbin innocent threads,
sauron insulted lalaboi and he must go down., by now lalaboi u should know that we are not going to stop
, for lalaboi we would finish sauron . so leave one thread lala, sauron cup don full! he must drink am

chei storm records don chop lottery o, saucekid has the tightest swag , only mi can match him , the rest rappers seriously need to retire. now this is what we all have been waiting for ,,javalove shotan e
OMO the song goes hard
the beat in insane
saucekid flows are the baddest
omo see delivery
THIS IS WHAT I CALL HIPHOP
OLUWASAUCEKI BABA
THE VIDEO IS TOO STREET (OMO ONILE) NOT UNTIL U SPEND 3 MILLION SEFAS LIKE BOUQUI B4 U RESPECT YOU
the video is down to earth and too correct. no need to rent helicopter. no need to waste money for effect , this is confirmed street video .

OGBA AND STORM RECORDS HAVE just TAKen OVER! SAUCEKID GOES HARD!
SAUCEKID I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GREAT ! FOREVER CONQUER!
I CANT WAIT FOR AIRPLANE MODE VIDEO , I LIKE THE WAY AIRPLANE MODE ENTER FOR THE BEGINNING INTRO.
OMO KOSORO.,,SAUCEKID CHOP UP

TOSINADEDA AND KHANYE UNA DEY HEAR FLOWS

SAURON IS INSULTING LALABOI AND ALL THE NAIRALAND HOLY USERS ARE ANGRY
, FOR LALABOI WE WOULD LOCK SAURON UP FOREVER , NO RETREAT NO SURENDER .
LALABOI FOR NAIRALAND PRESIDENT .ANYONE COSIGN?

SAURON IS GOING DOWN , AT ALL COST . LALABOI DONT LOCK THIS THREAD
JUST LEAVE ONE THREAD FOR THE SHOWDOWN , UNTIL WE SETTLE THE SCORE , THERE WILL BE NO REST IN NL
, IF U BAN ANY OF THIS BOYS THEY WILL CREATE ANOTHER ID. AND BE MORE CRAZY
WHEN WE ARE TIRED WE WILL GO AND SLEEP BUT BEFORE THEN SAURON MUST BE BURIED ALIVE .GBAM

WHERE ARE MY BOYS ??

YOU ALL ARE CRAZY Boys, WHATS UR IDEA OF A JUDge , YOU THINK WE WOULD ACcEPT MUKINA THIS TIME AROUND LIKE HYBRID AND SAURON THE FOOL BROUGHT to come and use her toto wahali to bribe like hybrid said  , LALABOI IS NOT EVEN A bleeping JUDGE , HE IS battling AND SAURON and mc prawn crackers WANT TO OPT OUT BCOZZ OF OFokasibe,,,,bloody coward    plus  i think lalaboi is way better than prawn crackers . hybrid cannot be a judge . he is not credible .  

i want to see the following battles
mc crackers vs ibime (someBody must be disgraced) no be mouth dey do am
sauron vs ofoka(the settlement of the nairaland beef )
darequam vs ofoka (the grugde match)
WORDSMITH VS SAURON REMATCH (SCORES TO SETTLE)


BITCHES !!!!

dejiariyo:
sauron, are u mad, why are u calling my house fone , to beg me or what?

pls dont ever call my house fone again, if u want to talk to me call my mobile number, and there is nothing u can say now home boi its late.

am out

put ur house phone on answering machine . sauron is trying to beg you, no dont accept ,we are not even taking bribe!
sauron reign in nl must end here  . THIS IS A REVOLUTION

THIS IS FOR TOSINADEDA WHOSE USERNAME WAS BANNED BY SAURON
THIS IS FOR FLOWSHOW WHOSE USERNAME WAS BANNED BY SAURON
THIS IS FOR ALL OLD NAIRALANDERS WHOSE USERNAMES WERE BANNED BY SAURON
THIS IS FOR ALL NAIRALANDERS WHO BRING DRAMA AND MADE NAIRALAND A PLACE TO BE!
THIS IS FOR HIPHOP
THIS IS FOR NAIRALAND
THIS IS THE END OF SAURON!
THIS IS REVOLUTION! THIS IS (1960) NAIRALAND INDEPENDENCE
THIS IS TO RESCUE nairaland FROM THE HANDS OF FAKE MODS.
ONLY LALABOI  AND SHAZ ARE THE ACCEPTABLE MODS IN THE MUSIC RADIO SECTION
. BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT PARTIAL , THEY DO NOT INSULT LIKE SAURON , THEY LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
THIS IS THE END OF SAURON!  NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER  !

Bamsyle:
@Rapj

When did you become a peacemaker??

You guys have crashed the other thread . . . I missed the action . . . did you see a grammatical grenade that the protagonist threw at Lalaboi over there - if it get's ugly . . . mahn, I had to dodge!! . . .

BAMYSLE, OMO CAN U PLS GIVE ME THE LINK TO WHERE SAURON INSULTED LALABOI, I HEARD HE TORE LALABOI INTO SHREDS THERE, IF I WAS LALABOI I WOULD BAN THE TROUBLESOME NAME SAURON FROM NL FOREVER!
i heard sauron resigned his job as mod in nairaland and has ran away from nairaland o finally .

@deji
yes i am relentless. this is just the beginning of the end of sauron the nairaland bastid his cup is overfull

me battle here . NEVA i belong TO THE SENIOR CLASS, YOU YOURSELF LALABOI YOU ARE A NEWBIE. NO OGBOJU 4 U
YOU WEY WE DEY TEACH HOW TO RAP LAST YEAR . YOU THINK SAY I FORGET?? I CAN EVEN REFERENCE THE LINK NOW.
I AM IN THE SENIOR CLASS. PUT ME THERE STR8 LIKE SAURON &CO OR FORGET IT . MY CLASS IS TOO HIGH. I CANT BE RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH DARE-KARIMU I AM TOO BIG FOR THAT BOY!

Krayola:
Choose how u wanna loose
ooze from the fumes, or bruised from the tools, i blast fools like Osama do
sharp shooter on the loose, blast rugers on u fools

Hossanna!! Rookie of the year

I'm a bastard!!
My flow got no daddy,

Puff puff, no daddy
Tryna make cash money, drop def Jams, Rock da whole party!!


SIgn me up!!

KRAYOLA YOU ARE OFFICIALLY IN , YOU ROCK MEN! RESPECT

@SAURON
THIS IS FOR ALL THE INSULTS YOU INSULT MODENINE AND JAY Z ON NAIRALAND
THIS IS FOR THE RAPPERS WHO DONT EVEN KNOW YOU SAURON
THIS IS FOR THE DEATH OF SAURONS AUTOTUNE
THIS IS FOR RUGGEDMAN WHO U LIKE A LOT BUT CANT RAP AS HIM
THIS IS FOR ENINEM WHO DOESNT EVEN KNOW THAT UR A FUCKIN NIGERIAN STAN!
THIS IS FOR ALL THE THRASH TALKING YOU DO HERE IN NAIRALAND ABOUT RAPPERS WHO GIVE US GOOD MUSIC
THIS IS FOR HIPHOP
THIS IS FOR RECOGNITION
THIS IS FOR THE REAL HEADS
THIS IS FOR LIFE
THIS IS FOR ALL YOUR BEEF
THIS IS FOR ALL THE 36 TEETH IN UR MOUTH THAT U USE TO ABUSE PEOPLE NL STYLE
THIS IS FOR LALABOI
THIS IS FOR SEUN
THIS IS FOR NIGERIA
THIS IS FOR NAIRALAND

THIS IS FOR NAIRALAND SAURON !YOU ARE OVER !

@dejiariyo and mc crackles
i guess sauron second id/USERNAME is mccrackles , or sauron just hacked into mc crackers username ,
mccrackles keep it coming . YOU ARE NEXT!

damn thats the same lyrics sauron used to battle smith in nairaland.
deji ariyo nice one .sauron is dead .hahaha lets drink!

i already posted it like 6 months ago.i guess u were busy programming.jaga jaga lol