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CAN WE LISTEN TO SEE HOW TIGHT UR BEATS ARE?
GET MYSPACE WHERE WE CAN HEAR UR DEMO BEATS AND BUY THEM IF WE LIKE EM

yo, topogons will there be a battle rap event for rappers let us know this is what we are interested in nowadays!
plus i think the prize is too small , maybe u can add 20k to the phone, how can u give only a mobile phone as a prize? :

sauron is a typical example of a nairaland stan as described by 'm'

~Sauron~:
Shoe cobbler?
Bamsyle, stop being ignorant.
U don't have a prayer, Bam.

this is too rude, bamysle na u them dey insult like this?

rule york:
i'm not a slowpoke like sauron/

khanye that is hot rhyming, am feeling julian too. both of u should go another round pls.

gbolio4:
Majesk Fashek Abeg!

Him latest album, Little Patience, as well as the dat him album wey get the track "Majek Fashek ina New York"

The guy music dey minister to me spirit

Make una help

i have all majek fashek's and ras kimono songs including lil patience songs.

spikedcylinder:
Lalaboi, this thread has reached 100 pages.

so ?spike u wan do party or anniversary ni?

mr zealoy upload any of ur stuff. if u are good i will do something , meanwhile i have all instrumentals . try rapping on this one and come back to upload it for us to hear , make sure u are tight tho. download these 2 for now
http://rapidshare.com/files/230660536/Fat_Joe_ft__Akon_-_One__Instrumental_.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/230656826/PUT_U_ON_THA_GAME_instrumental.mp3

if you are good you may just get connected .

lalaboi:
u nor dey taya

aniko fiyenle . soji ara e one time. how u boy . plus lala u should try and rap on this beat i would really like to hear ur voice in a rap style.
http://rapidshare.com/files/230660536/Fat_Joe_ft__Akon_-_One__Instrumental_.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/230656826/PUT_U_ON_THA_GAME_instrumental.mp3

Genuflect:
Please lalaboi, one more favour. I couldn't get to download the song cos my esnips site was misbehaving. Abeg could you help me upload it to jamglue.com. Please, I really need the song.

lala this gurl wan give u work o, oya do am.

dammiecool:
e be like say na banky w do am

banky dey do beat dammie?

~Sauron~:
BB UK don't even show such nonsense and i believe they are not as morally upright like we Africans.

That is how it should be. . . . . .Shower Hour when young kids are supposed to be watching their cartoon network. . . .They flip the remote and alas. . . . . . .it is Tapuwa soaping her labia.

sauron you are not an african , you are a descendant of a mad womans labia majora. you bloody thwart. who agree for u to be watchcing bba africa? idiot i dont even know the station that shows it for u in UK,. bloody nimphotanthwart!
i am sure whenever tapuwa was soaping her labia , sauron would drop his jaw wide open in amazement , ole!

ok so we all agree that sauron is a shallowminded motherfcuking bastid just thrash talking jay z

ok sauron ., tell ur momma that he is will be set on fire by ibadan baboons and gorillas, (yes he because ur mom is a bleeping gay ) u nimphocamtic samcromenchronaitic loser. belief me sauron, all ur family lineage willl be wiped out soon for thrash talking jigga my cousin,, sauron you bastid nairaland magnum oloriburuku.

so gabby this is where they are toasting you abi , anyways gree for him fast o! cuzz ur gettin old.lol
gab,ur attention is urgently needed here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-266861.96.html#msg4029511

hey if i confess all my nairalands things here enh. gabby!

female baboon with no ass , ish

YES GABBY, GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH THAT IDIOT DARE KARIMU AKA DAREQUAM IS WRITING EXAMS IN SCH ,
SO LETS CONTINUE OUR LECTURES , U HAVE ALMOST FINISHED FIRST SEMESTER , BUT UR ASSIGNMENT TODAY IS TO GO TO THIS THREAD https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-157494.1024.html#msg4029490
AND TERRORISE THEM WITH ur RHYMES , PUNCHLINES AND KILL THEM ONE BY ONE, the following emcees have been marked by the MRC for serious rap beatings. so u have to throw punches at the following wack emcees

SAURON, CHAMOTEX AKA CHAMO-BRASSIERE , dare karimu, wordsmith, hybrid aka mr fake elite, mykali, mc prawn crackers and ibime aka the wackofrenik salome
u should only give props to me, lalaboi and shaz cuzz they are neutral and they are on our side .okay gurl go here now https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-157494.1024.html#msg4029490  and kill them all!

lalaboi:
OFoka. . .if dem nor recognise you. . .me i recognise oh. . , You practically brought every one back. . . .But they dont see it that way. . . lol. . . . .now give it a few weeks and they will all dis appear. . . .All of dem dey call demselvez real netcees. . . .when was the last time any of you battled??all this yeye mouthing for hia nor do nun to the section. . . . .ibime. .A40. . .battle it out with chamotex(Olodo)

abio lala , u no see THESE gays so,,, THEY ALL CONSIDER ME THE BIGGEST THREAT AND I WILL FCUKIN TERRIFY THEM WITH MY TERRORIST TRAITS , OFOKA IS THE UNDISPUTED MOST FEARED RAPPER STANDING AGAINST ALL ADVERSITIES! na so so mouth una get like hybrid mr fake elite . they all just cant withstand my persona!
am taking them all on one by one , pound for pound ,blow for blow , lyrics for lyrics , PUNCH FOR PUNCH
even wordsmith ,sauron , hybrid aka hybreast, chamobrassiere and and mc prawn crackers don dey piss for pant sef . eyinke etipoto NOW LISTEN YOU bloody gays

WELCOME TO THE FINAL HIPHOP ASSASINATION OF SAURON AND CHAMOTEX AKA CHAMO-BRASSIERE and the lyrical lying in state of wordsmith, hybrid , mykali, mc prawn crackers and ibime aka the wackofrenik salome!


ama pop a bullet in sauron's head and turn his brain into instant noodles!
my flows explore like goggle/sauron is now running back to his shell like a turtle
SAURON ur verse is wack son/ur the reason why white boys think black boys are razz son!
i will beat u black and blue and leave u confused like michael jackson!
ofoka is gettin banged on all fours /by YOU wack ass nairaland gays ??
me quit KE?/ dont trip /how could u beat me wit flows that stink worse than maggots?
ask lalaboi /i aint gonna stop cuzz i come explosive on ur foreheads like knockout bangers
call me the cliff hanger / chamotex aka mr rashes will soon catch lyrical scabbies
my metaphors hittin ur foreheads like basketball points/ cuzz my lyrics are wartorn
you rappers are all funny /cuzz yall sound like wordsmith & ibime the infatuated clowns
dont frown/the flame spittin viper 'ofoka' is the best in this nairaland town
chamobrassiere/u want to bang me? /gay/ go on and put on ur fcukin gown
ibime when am true wit yall/ be rest assured yall are leaving with an hybrid style frown
now sauron/ ur swimming so lame in ur wack lyrics bolo/ see hommie am gon make u drown
wit wack lyrics like that /u will always lose to wordsmith easily
sauron hates on jigga / cuss his wack lyrics aint as sharp as dagger
am gonna smoke sauron hard today yall would fink am high on paraga
bloody baga! who else spits lyrics sicker than m-i abaga?none other!
i got the bragging rights /reason why ? am flyer than jesse jaga jaga
this punk ass motherfcuker sauron is more like wack eedris mr nigeria jagajaga!
dont trip/i just killed sauron like i killed the nairaland rap battle threads
sauron popz is a bloody rastafarian/sauron bitch ur getting tied up like ur popzy's dreads
none of u is a threat / like fire/ hybrid is scared of me cuzz he knows my flow is hotter
am crazy like charly/yall are just small boys to me/ plus i get more respect than the oputas
am throwing shots at everyone living or dead like a nuclear warhead / even north korea cant contest me
if u think ur dbanj then try me/ i will make sure u all get buried underground like saddam hussein was
lalaboi am way too important/dats why am always in the centre of all battle cyphas / u should ask why?
cuzz o-Bleep-ass-sibe is the definition of nairaland's most feared terrorists ! abi na lie?

REST IN MINUTES PIECES bitches SAURON, MYKALI ,CHAMOBRASSIERE, MC PRAWN CRACKERS, WORDSMITH, HYBRID BITCH and IBIME THE WACKOFRENIK SALOME! A NAIRALAND LIFE WELL SPENT !

LALABOI I HAVE TRIED ALL EXTRACTING SKILLS . HE NO WORK , THIS IS A NEW CLUB BANGER FROM DJINEE , BELIEF ME WHEN I SAW ITS HOT ITS SMOKING HOT LIKE FIRE , EXTRACT AND UPLOAD IT 4 ME HERE ON UR ESNIP , U ALREADY KNOW!

@LALA
AND ABOUT MY HARDDRIVE. FOROLE. I KNOW U DONT HAVE AS BIG AS MINE .LOL. 2007 KOO 2019 NEE.HOLLA

HYBRID IDIOT ,ME AND YOU BE MATE??
,,, U THINK SAY IF I SEE U FOR REAL LIFE I NO GO SLAP THE HELL COMOT FOR THAT UR STINKING MOUTH,, WEY U DEY TAKE INSULT UR ELDERS
U THINK SAY I DEY FOLLOW U PLAY , ASHIERE!

shotster50:
It is a fact that most hip hop fans are hypocritical and also have short memories. I dont care about musicians biting Nicca please!!! Show me one artiste who hasnt bitten off someone else through their career!!!!!!!

TRUE TALK SHOTSTER AND THATS THE REASON WHY I OFFICIALLY CALL SAURON THE NAIRALAND BASTID!
EVEN BIGGIE AND PAC LISTENED TO SOME OTHER OLDER RAPPERS B4 THEY STARTED RAPPING. SO SAURON IS OFFICIALLY DECLARED A PLAYERHATING HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD!. QUOTE ME ANYWHERE , I AM JUST STARTING WIT U SAURON , COME OUT YOU BASTID WHERE R U BITCH ?

MrCrackles:
Wondering how Sauron will get out of this quagmire!

ME TOO I DEY WONDER O CRACKLES. I WANT TO SEE HOW SAURON WILL GET OUT OF THIS TODAY , ITS BEEN LONG SINCE I INSULTED HIM LIKE THIS , I BEG BRING IN SAURON , I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO INSULT .

@SAURON
OLORIBURUKU AFOEKO MU .,, OMO WERE TONTA ATARODO NI LONDON ,. WERE NI E NI?
SAURON WETIN I TALK I SAY HE NO GO BETTER FOR U , PLUS THAT EACH TIME U HATE ON JIGGA HERE THATS THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE NO GO BETTER FOR U FOR HERE. I KNOW YOU ARE A STUPID BOY AT AGE 24 YOU ARE STILL SUCKING YOUR MOMMA BREAST , SAURON WHICH TIME U GO ALLOW THE POOR WOMAN TO REST NOW??

WHERE IS THAT FOOLISH SAURON .COME OUT .DONT TELL ME U HAVE SLEPT. WERE OLORIBURUKU.LWMFAO
(LAUGHING WITH MY ASS WIDE OPEN)

SAURON IS ACTUALLY A BLOODY BASTID PLAYERHATER, THE FACT THAT HE LIKES WACK EMINEM MEANS HE WOULD DEMEAN JAYZ , ITS OBVIOUS ALL WE SEE OVER SAURON STUPID POST IS HATRED FOR JAYZ,. ANYONE THAT DOESNT DIG SAURON IS LABELLED A BITER, NA SO U DEY ABUSE WORDSMITH BECAUSE HE DIDNT AGREE WITH UR SATANIC HATRED, GOD PUNISH U SAURON. WAKA , NOW , ONE QUESTION SAURON

WHICH SONG YOU AND UR FADA DON DO FOR THIS LIFE YOU CANT EVEN FREESTYLE AND U INSULT A SUCCESS LIKE JIGGA . GOD PUNISH SAURON AND HIS 7GEN FOR HAVING HATRED FOR JIGGA. QUOTE ME ANYWHERE GOD GO PUNISH U SAURON. BRING IT AGAIN. I DEY WAIT U

HYBRID MR FOOLISH EVERY OTHER PERSON SEES OFOKA AS A HUGE THREAT , U ODEBURUKU CANNOT EVEN REPLY A SINGLE LINE , YOU ARE THE LEAST MC IN THE FREESTYLE LOUNGE. STICK TO PRAISING AND HYPING OTHERS . FAKE ASS ELITE . MUKINAS DONKEY

hybrid-x i heard its ur birthday today /but d only thing we celebrating is ur death
hold ur breath ofoka is the definition of an heavyweight champ /a bleeping vet
i am oh -Bleep-arse-sibe bitch and i bleeping Bleep asses
the only thing gettin bleeped in here is hybrid's carcasses
crackers asks me if i want it/beef is barbeque to me /son i got seasoning
brid the fool calls me a punching bag/but each time i get punched i fcukin bounce back
this is what brid lacks/mukina turned u into a punching bag and ur diick  couldnt strike back
instead the fool resorted to telling mukina that thunder will fire her gambian toto        walahi? wft is that?
bloody fool/this is hiphop and ur abusing a girl's toto/ like ur momma ur just a foolish olodo
even shz now has no respect for u/ heard ur 47 yrs with 2 kids
and ur still here chanting elite up and down /get a life / u stupid nuisance
i have to keep coming hard at u /while ur busy praissing others
ur more like a town crier/where kings are battling/ servants remain idle
ibime the goat is still as dumb as salome/ instead of facing me he is tryna battle evangelina
bloody asswipe/i am here to bloody all of u/ ibime why did u choose to battle a non existent gurl?
brash motherfcuker/ like ur father's car / ur gonna get bashed badly
cuzz ofoka is really like a punching bag truly /u keep punching me but i feel no pain
at the end of the day bleeping wit ur brains is what i bleeping gain /lemme prove it
read this backwards
xetomahc, noruas, dirbyh, htimsdrow, emibi, srekcarc are all my bleeping slaves !

lalaboi whats the size of ur harddrive?

Gabry:
Guys, what is with all this insults? Abeg ooo. No fight ok? Pleaseeee


So I assume I have graduated and school is over right? Ok oo

no you havent ,, you will proceed on holiday , and will resume when this idiot dare quam is eveicted forcefully from our school. he is a nuisance around here . i dont want him . i will get him banned in some few minutes.

Wordsmith:
ofoka. . .you don't mind me using you for target practice, do ya?
/bolaji only a slut to this old vet/

@wordsmith , sauron , chamotex, brash , mr prawn crackers , hybrid , and ibime

@WORDSMITH THE UNEXPECTED PUNISHMENT OF WORDSMITH, THE FOKASIBE BARS -
yo smith yo , i agree ur a vet , cuzz u only sleep wit infected dogs and animal
sauron called u an animal /because the asswipe thot he was a fcukin cannibal
while u peep at the boobs of undergraduate ibadan females in ur school
am already fckuing them all from lagos to ibadan/ cuzz am a fcukin aristo/ fool!
i create beef so i could have something delicious to eat
what kinda heart do u think i got / mix a taliban and a terrorist u aint even close to it !
from ibime to crackers to wordsmith to hybrid to sauron to chamotex
ur punchlines are already worn out like my disposed latex
am throwing shots at everyone /cuzz the MRCS dont show no mercy
am a problem to all of you like messi / am here to show nobody merci
i remember sauron vs wordsmith/ somebody was thrashed badly
but gladly/ my multis couldnt mention his name / so i keep freestylin sadly
well Bleep it ama fcukin say it sauron lost to smith and since then he's been cooking beef
the asshole followed smith to the blueprint thread to insult smith the dummy /bloody reject
dont get heady wordsmith i am dissing ur enemy cuzz my enemy is ur also ur enemy
reason why? me and u were neva friends /we battled in 2001 , 8 yrs after am still d biggest threat to u
isnt it obvious ?no other rapper has tormented the soul of the blacksmither like ofoka d great
its now 2009 ur still a kindergaten in UI / small boy / am already counting millions
cant u see u aint in my level ?ur still being lectured in UI am already a fcukin billionaire
am throwing punches at smith only cuzz i dont consider the others as being in my level
mc prawn crackers i read ur entire 37 line garbage / i couldnt make a single sense!
chamotex is rhyming 2face with 9ice / clearly shows he belongs to the ajegunle class
sauron is seasoning beef to cook wordsmith /its obvious he sees smith as a huge threat
wordsmith throws endless shots at ofoka. cuzz he sees me as his biggest threat/ the MRC vet
hybrid is no where to be found/he's been relegated to the fake elite background
he manages to fake a retarded frown./Bleep rhyming i say anyone i want loudly
brid is now thinkin /damn i shouldnt have hyped that wack asshole sauron
mallthius is not left out/ the punk ass hops in once in a while like a scared wordsmith runnin from tournaments
reason why? they are both scared of new school rappers like me / who throws shots at anyone at random!

Wordsmith:
@ Sauron,
ofokasibe gave you a retarded comeback for each trash you posted ).
piece of advice sauron the midget: simply shut your gapin' hole and elevate. . .

this is disgraceful, na sauron u dey rubbish like this , wordsmith u don mara as in seriously. gawdd!

smith i lost ur no o .send it thru mail to bjpumpindogg at yahoo. i gotta put u and podeep on my album.

sauron is a sore loser, he neva beat anybody on the rap site na the likes of the studpid hybrid na him dey praise am

showbobo this is 4u.original 0804kasibe

showbobo:
Someone hit me wif LAGOS PARTY-Banky W

@ibime
so u call me souljah boi , that means u agree that i always turn my swag on ! lol
and u refer to urself as jay-z that means u agree that ur a swagga jacker and a fcukin biter ! ask sauron.

Ibime:
heh. . . . this is not the first time you have taken pot-shots at me and it wont be the last. . . . I admire your fastidiousness

if u admire me that means ur tryna be like me ,. me and u no be mate salome , i do it for hiphop , you do it for fun. thats why u cant even throw shots back at me . becuzz you are too scared of me

dammiecool i agree wit u 4d first time , most ruggedman beats are hot. i guess it was sas who produces them ,,
but that modenine talking to u beat , omo that was something else ! who did the beat sef? na kraft or jonah or who?