obiorathesubtle:
Nobody's Bae/Boo..


single!

why na

marshalcarter:
Currently-none


Ex-shediot...fool...imbe...ashawo...#10 collect and do...gold..silver and bronze digger....LIAR!!!!.......infact....waka der...foooool

oga na die oo

Okay some pple definitely needs more dan one word to describe the one that rocks thier boat but... jst try in one word... mine is #perfect

Bro if she took postinor then her menstral cycle will be delayed, usually 3 to 4 days... and I think that's exactly what is happening 2 her now.. but even if she's taken in don't panic foetus only forms in the womb after weeks so even if she's taken in now it is a mere "ur sp*rm fertilized her egg" and wat u need to do is "unfertilize" it.... wait 4 days more after her due date and if doenst see her period then there's no need waiting 4weeks cuz she's definitely pregnant and if that b d case Hola at me I'd try 2 help #luck bro and don't panic yet

cruzita:
I go match ontop Justin bieber head save my friend

Hahahahhahahaha guy no love o! Nice one

wristbangle:
Onga maggi

Kate feeding that agbaya flavour

nigga u tripping flavour? Agbaya? How na?

Ok some series are rily long lik jumong and some are short like slave hunter..... so which do u prefer

Hehehehehe 4 realz mehn

Shout out 2 all those prophets dat thier prophets only actualize in our dreamz

Macclane:


Make I juz dey blend small small

"your head is there"

A young man *name witheld* was on the verge of committing suicide, his uncle from the village walks in on him.. he was furious seeing his nephew was about killing himself.... and he said to him " so you just want to waste your life jst like dat when I am looking for heads to complete my ogwu ego rituals" SHAME ON YOU!!! he concluded hehehehehehe the young man had a think

Geeez omo na so e dey be? Dz guy don push?

[color=#006600][/color] *walks in* sprays chetos *walks out*

Ok asking a girl out is formalizing in it.... it's like aasking her to be yur girlfriend formally but now u want to ask her out without asking her out SiMPLE act like she's ur girlfriend already if she she seems to like it? there u don ask am out but without the formality aspect #youcode?