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[size=13pt]^{You can can em buhshiiit but that's one of the way of Cracking Fun . . . .} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{Well , i know Asokoro so much darling and i would be too pleased to see you -I mean , to visit you when i return back to the nation Nigeria .} [/size]

Dyt:
D last u mentioned s where my abode s
bn 2 crystal lounge smtym
bt cant rem if dats in Wuse

[size=13pt]^{What is alanta ? I dunno think i understand that word man but please are you feeling the groove by now . hope You'll be showing us some of your dancing skills too .} [/size]

190:
^That one na alanta na

[size=13pt]^{190 man where have you been. . . the Club have been Buurming with so much Fun and you've been standing outside alone waiting for a very far away love . Common man , let's do em down. . . Can you do this dancing steps?
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[size=13pt]^{Hey anita baby whats up. . . I've got you some drinks ? Dunno know your favorite i have to order these ones from the bar maybe you'll like em . Yeah-Let's keep em down and so loud https://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m360/Ogaga4Luv007/Smilling%20Smilley/Kissing%20smilleys/Money%20Smilley/Music%20Smilleys/13.gif.
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[size=13pt]^{I'm the DJ in the house. . .Let's do some real dancing here baby.
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[size=13pt]<sup>Most visitors to France can’t wait to try a real pint of Guinness.

They are right. It’s the only country where you can get a real pint. The foreign stuff is the piss they scrape off the top. They have to get rid of it somewhere.

However, your first pint is potentially the most lethal trap you will have to encounter. 99% of tourists give themselves away on this one. So here is how to do it. . . . https://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m360/Ogaga4Luv007/Smileys/2-14.gif

Enter the pub. Look nonchalant. Don’t look as if you are about to have a life changing experience. Walk casually to the bar and wait. Don’t call the barman. Don’t rap a coin on the counter. He’ll come to youhttps://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m360/Ogaga4Luv007/Smileys/39.gif.

If he speaks with a foreign accent, get the bleep out of there. He won’t know how to pull a pint.

He’ll ask you what you want. Just say “pint, please”. If he asks “a pint of what?” then scowl at him and snarl “Guinness, of course”. Most barmen won’t ask anyway, as Guinness is the ‘pint’ by default.

He will then take a pint glass and fill it about two thirds to three quarters full and place it on the counter.

First Trap: LEAVE THE DRINK THERE. DON’T TOUCH IT! The barman will probably walk away. Don’t mind that. Just stare into the distance. Go have a pee or a quick gay. But you must wait.

After a minute or two, he will come back and top it up to a full pint. Again DO NOTHING. Just wait. He will tinker around with it for a moment, and will eventually bring it over to you.

If he has engraved a shamrock in the head of the pint, then I suggest you sit down and write out your Last Will and Testament. You are as good as dead. The barman has spotted that you are a tourist and has flagged you. The locals look for this and will be quietly loading ammunition into their guns.

Second Trap [assuming you are still alive]: DON’T TOUCH THE PINT. It will still be settling. You have to wait until there is a crisp demarcation line between the black and the white. The longer you wait, the better. At this stage, it is perfectly acceptable to stare at the pint.
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Third trap: The locals will be watching you to see how you approach the pint. If you try and slurp the white head off [or even worse, blow it off] you have signed your death certificate. The chances are that you will be hung off the wall and the locals will use you as a dartboard for the rest of the night.

Another fatal error is to sip the pint. Sipping is for nancies and their glasses of wine. This is Guinness, for bleep’s sake. You grasp the glass firmly in your fist and gulp back at least a quarter, if not a third of the contents. Act like this is the first drink you’ve had since coming out of the desert [which it is]https://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m360/Ogaga4Luv007/Smileys/37.gif.

At this stage, the locals will begin to relax. You are quite entitled to burp at this stage [actually, it's unavoidable], but don’t do it too loudly.

If you are a wimp, and don’t like the taste, DON’T SHOW IT. Keep calm. Nip up and order a whiskey. That is acceptable. It’s called a Chaser. But you must finish the pint before knocking back the whiskey. [Which would you rather? Drinking a Guinness, or being shot?].

The chances are, you will like it. You can relax now. You can now savour it a mouthful at a time.

To really convince the locals that you are not a tourist, wait until you have about two inches left in the glass. Then catch the barman’s eye and raise one finger. This is the signal to start processing the next pint. This should arrive just as you finish the first.

Of course this now means that you have to continue ordering pints. Don’t worry about it. You have survived, and that is something to celebrate [if you need an excuse, that is?].

All this has made me thirsty. I think I’ll go and have a pint or five.

It is, after all, Puppychild’s third birthday.

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[size=13pt]^{Yeah friend i am on em again . . . where have you been? menn i miss you heaps! but too nice to see you're here at last.}
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Orton1_0:
lol.
Ogaga at it again. . .cool.

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[size=13pt]^{DJ ARAFAT - SAO TAHO mp3}[/size]

[size=13pt]^{I guess you must be talking about the Star War holiday special of 1978. . .well, i didn't enjoy that one .} [/size]

ijaw_girl:
Star Wars (1967) 

I watched this movie in my class today -film,television and society

I almost died of boredom lol total rubbish

[size=13pt]^{I think le Mutton and Goat isn't the same. . .Mutton is too smelly but goat isn't that like the foolish mutton - I recommend everyone here to start eating goat meat and see the difference between I was there and i am already there .}
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Natasha,,:
huh I thought it was beef people love gosh I love pork die mutton is also great sha but I though most people dislike it same thing goes for pork, Its beef that's widely accepted and loved not mutton

MariAmara:
Please someone vote that Vina out, I'm sick of seeing her fake face and that her spike of a mohawk. Out you go. Go Karen!

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[size=13pt]^{I don't think there's anything good or enjoyable inside Crab . . . no flesh , no bones all you can see are some whitish stuffs that looks like steamed pap ! i think daring to put Crab into mouth is boring alone not talking to chew em up.} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{You're looking so black pretty. . . .} [/size]

bhusayor:
see biceps!

[size=13pt]^{Topic. . .
I Can't just explain while i love eating goat meat but i think i like it so much when eating some pieces with beer drinking or wine .} [/size]

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<sup>1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
6. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
7. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
8. Order a one-inch pizza.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
11. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
12. Change your accent every three seconds.
13. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
14. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
15. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
16. Imitate the order taker's voice.
17. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
18. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
19. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
20. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
21. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
22. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
23. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
24. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."</sup>

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[size=13pt]^{I know You'll surely enjoy this Movie if you happened to see em already and i was right with my thought friend. . . .} [/size]

obinna5000:
@Ogaga4Luv
I enjoyed 'Spirited Away' as well. My favorite Hayao Miyazaki film.

[size=13pt]^{Sail By The Stars - wingspan and flight plans}[/size]

[size=13pt]^{The Arrival - Surrounded}[/size]

[size=13pt]^{I know you're hurt when you leave other important things and coming here you didn't see the expected . honestly speaking sometimes when i surf through the forum i hardly see anything serious man - I dunno know what or who to have serious conversation with as so many are lacking modern ways to discuss of public forum (s) boring and very sad man but i think the fault is clear. . .} [/size]

D-sense:
Thanks man,
You know when you expect to read the latest from members in there . .Then they start discussing Who's the finnest btw Beyonce,Rihanna and Tyra? Or they re talking about How nice slap Dbanj . .All this BS peters my temper and likeness for that sections away.And i just decided to leave for peace . .Even sometimes when i post reasonable/lastest topic there ,they won't comment simply bcs they re not used to serious discourse . . Very sad!

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[size=13pt]^{Taking Back Sunday - Timberwolves At New Jersey}[/size]