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1.Teacher: Ellen,give me a sentence starting with "I"
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No Ellen...Always say, "I am"
Ellen: All right...:I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".

2.Teacher:" Can anybody give an example of a coincidence?"
Student: My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!"

3.Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Student: "Because he still had the axe in his hands?"

4.Teacher:Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, i don't have to, my mom is a good cook

8.An 8 yr old girl went outside to find her dad who was working in the yard. She asked him. "Daddy, what is sex?"
the father was surprised that she wold ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask such a question, then she was probably old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about birds and bees. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth open. The father then asked her, "So why did you ask?" The little girl then replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs.

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soldiers don turn police for were harmless citizens dey. if them see bokoharam na, them go use polo cover their camouflage sha end time soldier. nija which way

END TIME BRIDE JOOR

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