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Politics › Re: Suffering And Smiling: Nigerians Blast I Stand With Buhari Group (photos) by Ohamzee: 4:09pm On Apr 23, 2016

EmekaBlue:
Since last yr no petrol..so so queue every godamn day..d bubu even dis-associated himself frm d stupid stand with group and these zombies kip annoying us callin d selfish wicked man name..

Politics › Re: Suffering And Smiling: Nigerians Blast I Stand With Buhari Group (photos) by Ohamzee: 3:58pm On Apr 23, 2016

Mtcheeew. I fly to malaysia gin

Politics › Re: My 1985 Ouster Caused Crippling Of Naira —Buhari by Ohamzee: 2:57pm On Apr 23, 2016

Jirate:
Blame Game continues, now IBB turn, its no longer GEJ, tomorrow it will OBJ, I don’t just know what to tell this man, he is still Stiff Neck as he was in the Early 80s. He looks to me like a Driver that is not ready to turn the Steering wheel as the Road dictates. Yeye dey Smell as them dey talk.

Do you still need to be reminded that he is APC's spokesperson? He is only a ceremonial figure. Buari is a body part. His brain belongs to APC, his heart belongs to Adesina and his tongue belongs to lie. Remove apc and he becomes a fulani herdsman.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Lists His Legacies In New Jersey by Ohamzee: 2:44pm On Apr 23, 2016

doublewisdom:
Where will you hang Buhari's portrait?

In a zoo.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Lists His Legacies In New Jersey by Ohamzee: 2:38pm On Apr 23, 2016

seliaju:
Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, Nigerians are missing you

...AZIKIWE...point of addition

Sports › Re: Dead Referee 'Appointed' To Officiate Nigerian League Match by Ohamzee: 2:25pm On Apr 23, 2016

Thats why they call us zombies. Its only in a zoo that a dead lion is better than a living dog. Who wants to see a common dog? Everyone would want to see a dead lion rather. ZOOLOGY REPUBLIC OF ZOMBIES. Not amazed. E go better sha.

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Indulge In Sex Before Marriage- Danceville by Ohamzee: 6:53am On Apr 23, 2016

funnynation:
no bi my fault nah

Its the devil na? I know them.

Car Talk › Re: Caterpillar Wedged on a Truck in Abuja with Stones! by Ohamzee: 6:47am On Apr 23, 2016

But wait oh. Who is more foolish here? the truck driver or the man leaving his steering to take pictures that cant give him a second chance to life. Is it worth the risk? Just asking.

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Literature › Re: Unplanned Love (imaginary Love Story) by Ohamzee: 10:47pm On Apr 22, 2016

Rose01y:
Lol its a month and a few days... but who's counting...... hope all is well

Lol. So you even dey count am. You get patience oh.

Health › Re: Woman Pregnant For 3 Years Gives Birth In Ibadan- Metronaija.com by Ohamzee: 10:39pm On Apr 22, 2016

benELOHIM7:
Only in ibadan 8

Oyo and benin! what are wrongs with thems?

Literature › Re: Unplanned Love (imaginary Love Story) by Ohamzee: 5:54pm On Apr 22, 2016

Lets pray that nothing bad has happened to her. If everything was well, at least she would reply us. Its almost three months now or am i wrong?

Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Am Forced To Agree It's A Man's World by Ohamzee: 5:39pm On Apr 22, 2016

Stupedinluv:
Nonsense

Baseless

Because most people patronise black clothings/wears more to match, makes black a better colour? rabbish.

Idk, maybe you can become a door mat for men since its not enough that theyve objectified you for long.

Women should stop saying this in Africa, where men are seen as gods, you only make things worse for yourself and other women.

I feel your pain sister. I know how difficult it is living as a woman in Africa but you dont have to console yourself by telling lies. Every person is unique in his or her own way. I think this is what you should rather tell yourself than argue with the op. Thanks.

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Politics › Re: Photo Speaks: Politician Vs Voters by Ohamzee: 5:24pm On Apr 22, 2016

Destined2win:
A lot of times the evil politicians commit are visited on their children. Some of their children are either wasteful, stup!d or imbecilic.

Na lie I talk?

Rochas pickin don carry first class land for england you, you still dey naija dey curse people. You be God? Abi them force you make you no contest election? Nwanne they are the planters, you are the plantee. Just vote apc out and it shall be well inugo?

Phones › Re: Nairalander's Samsung A7 Review For Samsung Lovers by Ohamzee: 5:42pm On Apr 17, 2016

Dem fit to use am call God?

Education › Re: Nneoma Nwankwo Named Virginia Tech’s Undergraduate Student Of The Year by Ohamzee: 6:56am On Apr 14, 2016

ifex370:
Is she a virgin?

He must be from the southern zoo.

Politics › Re: Senator Blames Jonathan For Buhari’s Frequent Foreign Trips by Ohamzee: 3:28pm On Apr 07, 2016

One who hasn't made a mistake is one who hasn't done anything. Keep blaming GEJ. I knew this government was dead on arrival. Its just like persuading your audience on the uncertainty of the success of a speech you are about to present. Isn't that failure already? GEJ- Buhari, you are playing a lie game in this odd hour when your country needs you most and you see no one to play such games but me? you must be heartles walaitalai!

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Politics › Re: Buhari Nigerians Are Suffering, US Trip Is “joke Of The Year” - Fayose by Ohamzee: 10:01pm On Apr 02, 2016

blackpanda:
Who listens to the nincompoop fayose. Fayose is useless and dumb. He better face governance of his state cos buhari doesnt have his time!

Oya gbain! gbain! gbain! food is ready. Abeg use small small make u no choke. Bet the thing pain am oh...

Pets › Re: How I Trained My Dog To Walk Off The Leash by Ohamzee: 6:34am On Mar 31, 2016

But bro ehn u get time oh. Wetin u dey work?

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Politics › Re: Femi Adesina To Nigerians: ‘go And Fight Pipeline Vandals If You Want Electricit by Ohamzee: 7:05am On Mar 29, 2016

omenka:
Some dudes would soon start dropping dead on this forum over Omenka when he doesn't and would NEVER give half a strand of hair on his balls fvck about them.

Their cars wouldn't crank, it's Omenka's fault.

Their gf refuse to tender blast, Omenka!

Their pops didn't get paid, Omenka!

They trip over a stone typing crap on the forum while walking, Omenka!

They couldn't buy the gf chocolate, Omenka!

They flunk their exams woefully when they couldn't read cos of addiction to the forum, hell it is Omenka's fault!!

They are born ugly, it is Omenka's fault.

Every damn thing is my fault.

Really wish I could help you guys. Keep trolling on my mentions; not like yall got better thing to do with your lives after all..

E pain am die!

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Celebrities › Re: 'Male Barbie' Idris Okuneye Scammed While Helping Pay Someone's Hospital Bill by Ohamzee: 3:35pm On Mar 22, 2016

omomalaika:
Omo you wan do publicity stunt abi, You want to be relevant abi

P Square don do their own finish. Small thing im go come show us person wey dey cry sey im loose 50k

Webmasters › Re: 5 Things That Yahoo! Search Can Do But Not Google by Ohamzee: 1:47pm On Mar 21, 2016

Op, you don hear where person talk "yahoo am" before? Omo na "google am" sure pass. Yahoo is quite good but their packaging isn't catchy.

Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Sells Her Baby In Onitsha For N500,000 (Photo) by Ohamzee: 1:27pm On Mar 21, 2016

Buhari eh. See what your poverty inclined change is making nigerians do. but cheregodi. dis is a veli veli lukuratif business oh. imagine how much mani i would make if i born tripplets. That would maki me ar millornieh just in a day Dis girl sef. Le-le lekwa ha.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Bori, Damboa In Borno by Ohamzee: 8:42am On Mar 21, 2016

9jvirgin:
He dey pain you, hahahahahahah, it will never be well with you. Take it!!!

Nna na wa oh. Who be dis?

Politics › Re: 24 Sins Committed By Jonathan, Wike And PDP - APC by Ohamzee: 8:08am On Mar 17, 2016

vision2050:
blame blame blame nothing to show for ground . I need form to join the wailer

Form sef don expensive now oh. U go fit to buy am? I blame bubu.

Food › Re: Why You Should Always Choose Bananas With Dark Spots Than The Fresh One by Ohamzee: 7:29am On Mar 16, 2016

upsonn:
Very important info... #TeamBananawithpatcheshenceforth!

Omo you wan mess sneeze!

Romance › Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Ohamzee: 4:10pm On Mar 12, 2016

Jadekitana:
*urinates on thread, wipes pvssy with tissue, drops it, catwalks out*

Romance › Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Ohamzee: 4:08pm On Mar 12, 2016

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Jadekitana:
*urinates on thread, wipes pvssy with tissue, drops it, catwalks out*

Now you see exactly what the op was saying. He warned us afore hand. Abeg op this one don cross line. Give am those ya wipes biko

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Literature › Re: Unplanned Love (imaginary Love Story) by Ohamzee: 3:31pm On Mar 12, 2016

kingDELE:
yuh badt die!!!! i tot it was d OP o!!!. *idea*

Thanks dear. Nice to meet you.

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Crime › Re: Female Robbery Gang Arrested In Ghana (Photos) by Ohamzee: 12:11am On Mar 12, 2016

stephnie1:
disgrace to womanhood

abeg how im take be disgrace? They are only trying to prove u fifu write. What a man can do, a woman can do better jare

Politics › Re: Buhari Backs Western Sahara On Self-determination From Morocco by Ohamzee: 9:15pm On Mar 11, 2016

nickxtra:
Good one from him. Western Sahara must be free.

Eastern sahara nkor? mtcheew

Literature › Re: Unplanned Love (imaginary Love Story) by Ohamzee: 5:41pm On Mar 11, 2016*

Part 40
Alex wakes up very early the next morning and is excited seeing adeola by his side. He draws close to her face and kisses her but she pretends she was still dozing. He goes to the kitchen to prepare breakfast himself and just as he was rounding up, adeola shows up still on her pijamans. He moves close to her, kisses her and pulls back a sit for her to make do with. She has began to love him better as he had wished her to. Sweatheart you dont have to do that okay? Not for you baby. I will do anything for you. Besides, you aren't feeling so well. I only wanted to help okay and moreover, i ain't minding. Now sit, he says smilling wide. Okay oh. She sits and they have breakfast together. Shortly after, they head to the car and afterwards, drive to the hospital. AND GUESS WHAT? I KNOW YOU KNOW. @op, abeg no vex oh. na joke. at least make dem use dis 1 ho body.

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Dwarf-Goat Kid Celebrated In England (photos) by Ohamzee: 3:00pm On Feb 29, 2016

Chai! i never even shine reach lga level, goat don turn global celeb. Omo goat dey even enjoy for there pass us wey dey 9ja oh. Na to go wear goat custom dey form nigerian gaint goat a but i go get bank acc sha. Na im sure pass jare. Goat dey trend for twiter! We wey sidown here never even c 1 follower.

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