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Nairaland with crazy funny comments......I don laf taya

I have seen.

My exact story this evening, I served hubby but forgot to give him washing hand bowl, while he was waiting I didn't realize till he called my attention to it.

When I brought it he was still scolding me, I now told him that instead of waiting this long hoping I was bringing it, why didn't he just get it himself? Na so oga vex say he no dey eat again...
I apologized immediately because if I didn't, malice don start be that.
I can't cope with malicious attitude and that's why I always apologize to him and any other person that wants to get offended by what I say or do....E no dey hard me to do.
But I must say my mind first even if I will later go down on my knees to apologize.

TheGoodJoe:
You are funny.

lol, thank you Sir.

kingphilip:
I bin think say na only blue font be problem but this last 24 hours don prove say dem plenty pass one.

Abeg now e don do.

lol, exactly what came to my mind, I remember someone commented on their issue that day, he said "I don't care to know who is quoting who, once he sees blue font he will jump and pass"....

And that is exactly what I have been doing since.

Quick recovery to u all, I fear this road so much.

RIP Mama...

Omodua:
LoL 😆

Libya is mean.

So, because Libya and Tunisia are Arab neighbors, truth has to be jettisoned,ahi?
No wonder the country is turned into fiefdom because they lack sincerity needed in the leadership of a nation.

They are really mean people 😔

their neighbour was the pilot and they didn't reconsider their evil plans.

How can I support people that almost killed me simply because we are neighbors?

TribalChair:
U wey dey plan ur own revenge, hope u go learn from diz real life scenario....

I love this point Sir.
make we no dey dig holes deep for our enemies because we might end up inside.

Exactly what I have been wanted to hear.

Sonnobax15:

Na wa..

Very soon, Nigerians go begin discover an alternative to trekking and how to convert hunger into something productive

It's indeed well with our souls...

a cup of sugar is 400 bucks but a cup of dates is not less than 1k, this is not poverty please.

They no dey ever learn, I wish them good luck because they need it seriously.

SilentEmma:
So after this, will she still pay the loan...

My colleague own wasn't even this bad and got offended. He didn't settle the loan

What a sad one!

Mariangeles:
Endeavor to choose the right mother/father for your unborn child/children.

If you don't choose right, it is your children that will suffer the most for it.

well said my sister.

The person that made it is also not normal

EmekaBlue:
Today is my mother birthday also

Happy Birthday Mummy

I pray God restore your sight back. Amen

happy birthday to her and I say Amen to your prayers on her behalf

Dainy1:
Why do some women get pregnant and allow themselves with the pregnancy even when they have nothing to cater for the baby, then start begging immediately they put to birth?

And men on the other hand, watch their partner all through the period of nine months without any plan or penny, then once she put to birth, they start begging for baby clothes and food?

I know God does provide, but is it not too risky not to plan towards decision in one's life?
How do we call this?
What's your idea towards people who get pregnant and give birth without any means of survival?

I don't understand o, initially I thought maybe it was ignorance or totally out of their control.
Couple of years ago, a lady was busy telling me it's so bad for me to stop at 3 but, a year after she came to beg me for baby stuffs and I was shocked but didn't have the mind to remind her of the statement she made .

Ismael97:
I've never been loved because I don't know what love means at all. I was a posthumous child. Lost my dad when my mum was pregnant. Shortly after birth, I lost my mum. I have no siblings. I lived with relatives who maltreated me so much that I thought they even had issues with my late parents cos I have never seen such dehumanizing treatment before except only in movies. Up till now, I hate people due to the psychological impact of the maltreatment I got from the people I lived with. I like been alone most times because I trust nobody, I can't confide in people because I feel nobody got my back. I was so determined to at least get education for myself and today I am glad I did. However I am still struggling

God will come through for you. The struggle shall end soon and every harsh experiences will become a story.

Badmashiii:
You be confirmed simp. A typical mumu simp.

no need to insult him, that was a sarcasm I guess.

tundegan:
His advice is very sound.

and loudly heard too.... God will judge all of them making fun of current situation

This man keep mocking us

Atuero:
See useless reportage
You saw a bus carrying a girl who jumped out of the bus and conclude immediately they are organ harvesters not kidnappers?


Hope Uzodimma, for making Owerri hostile to fun loving people, it will never end in glory.

one was arrested and it's possible he could have been interrogated

Iceberg3:
The sad thing is,good people will work and people like you will still benefit despite your drawbacks and drags

exactly what we discussed yesterday, the children of all the people that fought for us to gain independence are no where to be found, no one is hearing anything about them.

The country forgot them totally while the evil ones are enjoying the benefits brought by their father.

Diolegend:
I'm struggling to make ends meet, and my family is suffering. We're currently without food, and my children are at home due to unpaid school fees.
Any support would be greatly appreciated.
Your kindness would bring immense relief.
Pls assist me For God sake. Atimes I feel like its better for me to die than to see all these happening but God knows best.Please come to my rescue, nothing is small for me at this trying time. Thanks and Godbless

you just created this account today for the purpose of begging?, Enebeni I'm disappointed.
Use your real moniker and send dm, if you reside close to me, let's say 2 hours trip, I will send you food stuff but not money.

Ondo and stabbing news today on front page!!! May God have mercy on us.

[quote author=Agadinaagwuofe post=132377459][/quote]no Sir, it was the mistake from the article , "the deceased had borrowed the suspect" instead of the word lent. If the deceased was the one owing debt, it could have better been written as, deceased borrowed from the suspect not had borrowed the suspect

stano2:
People will say for ordinary 2000 naira, but Omo i don’t really know why people love provoking their fellow human.

My tailor hold my money since May, he refused to provide clothes nor refund my money. If something should go wrong now, people will say because of ordinary 18k. If i travel back and deal with him now, dem go say na small matter, for person wey i beg on top my money. Main Occasion i wan sew clothes for don pass.

may we not experience evil and continue to be calm in every situation, your own case is even different, this one killed a friend that helped him with 2k

So bad, don't give what you can't let go, some people are wicked

The number of people that I just left their issues with God is more than 20, they are still living their best lives with gbese on their head including on-line beggars that are scammers that took advantage of my generous heart, I liv all of u with your Creator for judgement.

Rip to the man.

@ kampack, you really made me laugh with that leg flogging, only God will forgive teachers of those days. One used to tell us to open our eyes and look directly into the scorching Sun, she always gave us such punishment when the weather was so hot.

Another one made us do frog jump for more than an hour, when I got home I couldn't even climb my staircase, the next morning I couldn't bend over to wash my legs in the bathroom, I carried that pain for over 3 days before I started experiencing some signs of relief.

Our parents didn't help at all, we couldn't even dare to complain about our teachers, the unlucky ones were those that their parents personally brought for a particular teacher for discipline because they were stubborn at home.

xtianchris:
Yes My wife. But she's late though

I'm so sorry for your loss, May God continue to console you.

What is wrong with this man? he should drive through Zamfara I want to see something.