₦airaland Forum

Grinabi:

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i mistakenly sent a pic of my dîck to my class whatsapp group.. i didn’t notice it in time to delete, then i started to receive phone calls but it was already too late.. everyone had seen it and probably saved it, the worst part is that i couldn’t delete for everyone cause over an hour had gone by and i couldn’t deny it cause evidence plenty for the pic, from the wristbands on my wrist to the dark knuckles i have.. i was so embarrased i didn’t attend classes until exam time and still the embarrassment was extreme. Mehn i’m thinking of dropping out cause i can’t continue like this. I’m still in 200L.

Oloki:
Some people want to start new year with empty destiny

tropaz:

Lowkey


On a lighter mode, please don’t pressure your husband for EXORBITANT Christmas chicken ooooooo. If he’s pushed to the wall to result nto stealing my farm chicken, I will send all your family to jail with no iota of empathy!!!


MERRY CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION

akube34:
see talk. So it is better to have an irresponsible dad than not to have one? Funny

coputa:
money is not saved in bank till eternity, money is saved for a particular purpose and duration.

Money is always tied to something,we keep the money in the bank to avoid the temptation of misappropriation.

Bank didn't tell you to keep your money with them till eternity.

Samantha124:
One thing about tall people is that you can easily find them when in the crowd... All you have to do is climb a chair and look for the tallest one in the crowd and you'll find him...

Puss360:
Lol... See people wey NLC dey go on strike make dem increase their salary for.... Lol
Oya NLC should protest for the dullards wey full civil service...

Offpoint1:
Who are these guys fooling? Are there any Nigerians with active account without BVN since 2014 it was introduced?

The only people who still have account without BVN are likely crook businessmen and politicians who bribed the banks.

No ordinary Nigerian can't create bank account without BVN, be it commercial or mobile banks.

So who are they fooling?

illicit:
E be like say I don see everything

Khallicopyro:
Abomination.... If we catch such girl for Edo na sorry

RichThugg:
“I am building my mum a house”
“I am taking my mum for a vacation”.

I have come across such statements so many times from sons and daughters but you can’t hear anything about their fathers which clearly proves manipulation.😞

Jeon:
Why did you not use your real moniker?. You don't want to disappoint you redpills clan?.

Zonefree:
Got 7 tubers at 15k last week.

fineboynl:
I just filled 2 days ago. @ 1100

money121:
Pako pikin

Samantha124:
Maybe you should have started giving him the look at home whenever you wanted him to keep quiet.

My mom also has this "shut up" look she'd give me whenever we're with people and she wants me to shut up.

She'd look at me with a smile and blink her eyes twice or thrice, then I'd know that I must shut up... Her face would be looking happy while her eyes would be angry...

FuckingMachine:
Sign language


Popsy stares at you, you coordinate.
Momsy stares at you, you shut up.
Sister stares at you, you return the remote.
Brother stares at you, you leave the room for he & gf.

SALLYBERRY01:
May Allah grant all our hearth desires.