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Sellfish:
Good looking food...I hope they taste as good as they look ... No be to use 10 Maggi cook one Spaghetti o

Because I don see shege for all dis "posh" Abuja Restaurants

Like this now, I am still farting uncontrollably due to the beautiful concoctions from a Popular Abuja food vendor...I dey pray make shit come but e no gree come

you are so hilarious, I'm still laughing seriously here

Sonnobax15:
Good morning and a happy weekend to every Nairalander out there..... Hope everyone is doing just fine?

Just this morning,the sad news about the demise of my neighbor who's an okada rider broke out....A young man who was in his early 30's....He had barely finished balancing the motorcycle which he took on a higher purchase price three weeks ago........And we even drank and celebrated with him when the original particulars of the motorcycle were handed over to him.... This was someone whom we joked and laughed as at yesterday morning before I left for my shop,while he also left for his transport work....

Before now,he spoke about him being fed up with the okada work....And how he planned to leave it anytime soon,but had wanted to open a provision shop for his wife....

Now,the real gist about his whole life was that he left behind 5 kids and a wife......All through the times we spent together as neighbors, he was a very hardworking man whom never relented or gave up on his responsibilities as a man....While most of us who were equally into the transportation business were resting,this guy was always on the road, hustling......... Sometimes,whenever we came across each other on the road,there was a popular Mama-Put joint where we used to usually buy beans and yam,and most times just chill up and gist ,I would joke with him like--"Oga Mike,eat better food , because na you dey work the money". But he would shrug it off, saying he can't, because his family were at home and it won't be nice if he should eat without them....

This guy never wore nice clothes......He lived his entire life solely on how to put food on his family table while neglecting his own self.......There were times when even to buy ordinary paracetamol,he wouldn't buy it, because he believed that money could be used for something else.......

Tho we've mourning but I find it quite amusing and confusing on why a man would live his life, being victimized by the responsibilities that falls upon him as a man....

Dear men, please take care of yourself.....Do not fall victims to the pressure that comes along with being a father.....Tho it's comprehensible that as a Father,it's your role to take care of your home.....But you can as well do that without losing your life in the process...... Because when you're gone,the same family whom you were toiling and hustling your asss up just to feed and shelter,they will move on with their lives and just within a matter of time, you'll be forgotten

I have shared this with my husband, I don beg the man taya to reduce unnecessary pressure, he worry over things that I feel is no big deal if we can't achieve it now, even if I pay children's school fees, when he has he would still return it saying it's his responsibility as if they are not mine as well.

May God protect every responsible father and husband out there. Daddy oyoyo is a gift our kids needs to say to Daddies all the time.

Nozarashi:
I was hoping to see all 14 places for the sajdah listed.

me too, please someone should do the needful for us

KillahPriest:
STOP FABRICATING STORIES THAT NEVER HAPPENED O !!!!

Sir, I just want to tell you that it's very possible.
I remembered when I was summoned at my in-law's place, they told me I'm supposed to be washing the cloth of a 12 year old child that came for holiday because he was my inlaw.

Me o, I told the Baba I can wash his clothes if I see he can't handle it as my child but not to gather his clothes to wash because he's an in-law.

those elderly folks get their own for body.

pdppower:
Na to control anyone o. I go control the man that has unlimited money

abi!!! The overall Odogwu himself.



I don't have any more characters please

Nice to see two of the three major languages in Nigeria

hoygift:
Having more scholars who read extensively on law would be helpful to the human development of Nigerians, Bukarti's study about Bokoram and Islamic Law of war, which is the primary threat to the country in crime, helps solve problems. If Nigerians study more about our daily problems it'll begin to get resolved.

forget that one, what I know is that people change and regret some things, this Bulama you are talking about, I remember his statement during SUG election in BUK

The man is absolutely right about knowing the location.
My kidnapped brother told us that when he was released in the night and found his way to the military checkpoint, the soldiers were the one describing the bandit camp.

The guy asked them why they haven't invaded that place, they said order hasn't been given.

SmartPolician:
There's nothing special about what she did.

People from the South have been breaking such records without getting a dime. Go through Nairaland and see tons of threads about students who won competitions without getting anything.

Now that a Northerner did it, their people started writing articles up and down demanding that the girl be appreciated for doing well in an ordinary English contest. That's because this government has been recognizing and rewarding sportspeople.

What honour does winning an English contest bring to Nigeria again? Did she discover the cure for HIV/AIDS or the solution to climate change? If you have a major scientific breakthrough, NLNG normally gives them $100k in a contest. Novelists get the same amount too.

for the first time I'm seeing you commenting this way, you can do better than this Sir.

So Morocco is not there? Quite interesting to know

What is there to be criticized for? He's reduced in weight and for the first time I'm seeing him with no muffler.

A complete mental disorder, you complete person still leave you.

Is he expecting the wife to come back to an empty...... ?

SAMBARRY:
Wait first how did she know it was A.I generated.even though the boyfriend too should have been more intentional

The first and last paragraph gave him away, so obvious.

Someone should help me with the remaining characters please.

tollyboy5:
Rich kid.
When you dey chop dinner? 🍽️

You don't get the point, I can take dinner anytime I like even though I know the implications of late dinner.

If you have someone as old as the President at home please be sincere, will you be giving him late dinner from 9pm?

So you mean you guys take your dinner very late because I don't understand that line? Match that started 9pm for goodness sake

lionphil:
It depends on location and time of the day... If you see them like this at Night and within Benin city... Na witches dem meeting o. If you like, go Waka for their midst, anything wey you see, collect am.

lol, instead of you to prove Columbus007 wrong.

Simongm:
How many people sabi play cashew seed game for here.
I go play am finished, carry my gains go sell 💪 chai

we no even dey wise to sell, na to roast am chop we dey....

Rest in peace Sir, this one hurt again o.
Just sick and tired when I try to reason what life is really all about.

obembet:
bedbugs is one of the fews things I hate to see or smell in the House. And one bad thing about it is that once they enter your house e go dey there dey deliver like the hebrew women.

How can you get ride of it

Source: obembet

I took my annual leave to travel with my family, on the day we were leaving I sprayed sniper, 2 weeks to come I told someone I left key with to spray again and that was exactly how I got rid of them after months of frustration.

The ladies making us proud.... Super eagles only know how to put us in anxiety.

Quelme:
Pick pin was the harshest of all....

you have never done frog jumps then....
When I did it, I couldn't bend to wash my leg when taking a bath or climb our staircase for like 3 consecutive days.

DrAda:
Seeing a lot of these for the first time

lucky you, seen all but experienced 1, 7 and 9

Quarterpast:
Tell me if you know the Answer.

crust

madridguy:
Inna lilahi waheena ilehin raji'un

He has a good ending. May Allah accept his returns. Amin

Ameen

Dera25:
A graduate with masters degree? Yet a virgin? That girl need to be rewarded because her type is very rare. In this century, for a girl to pass through secondary education, University and masters level without messing up her life? I beg oo respect what God has ordained

see how you took your time to respond to him...
If she's with all these qualification, he won't refer to her as village girl now.

Joebie:
Not wishing Man City a quick recovery though but can't wait to have the blue font back

Nawao, even with all the pleading? Sir, e b lyk sey u & wawulence na 5&6

TheSuperNerd:
Update on TheGoodJoe


TheGoodJoe is sound currently. He can walk again and move around. He couldn't as at several days and weeks back. He is okay but still needs checks to ensure no relapse occurs. We thank God for his Life.

I'm glad he's alright.

@ TheGoodJoe, your absence really feels like something is missing on this thread especially when I see some comments and I imagine how you could have responded.

May God restore your strength Sir, can't wait for you to be back here.

No more aunt from maternal side, only 2 more from paternal side left.
As it is now, all my cousins from maternal side have no aunt alive.. but we have never buried any of our uncles from both sides even though some of them are already aged.

Phran66:
Yes sir

take medication for ulcer and you will experience a sign of relief , if you don't have money for Omeprazole you can go for antacid (tablet) it will help.

Phran66:
thank you sir

do you have ulcer?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram lol

E get one day wen i go visit one of my guy like dat.

As i enter der sitting room, i begin greet one fat aunty way sit down for chair.

Aunty good afternoon, aunty good morning oo but the person no answer me

Na my friend come out come tell me say na der last born be dat and na only 5yrs old

Fear catch me ooo.

In fact Make i also call NAFDAC too.

LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Calling NAFDAC ke?
I was expecting you to shoot their left leg with your old kala.

sacajawea:
There are Siblings.
Leave all the other whatever matters.
( I will explain later why so is so, and there very necessary reasons for the action)

I just want to know , if I am the beneficiary on everything listed, everywhere, by general Law, courts legalities etc. I have ultimate power to do as I like, right? Nothing can happen.
I'm the next of Kin and Beneficiary. Is there a possibility at all by law that any other sibling can lay claim?

Next of kin is entitled to every benefits except he is underage, that is where the can introduce some kind laws again