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I PRAY THAT GOD FAVOURS US ALL...

Legend1001: thanks to God for given me dis opportunity to study Medicine nd surgery... pls anyone dat ve got Medicine nd surgery should add me up on 2go@Legend1001 so we can figure sometinxz out....

Congratulations guy.. But hw did u do it on merit

Legend1001: Pls guyz I Applied Medicine nd got 210 for Jamb nd 68% in post ume... wats my chance of getting admitted?

#No hard feelings#

It's been a while....GUYZ ARE NOT SMILLING

It's been a while....GUYZ ARE NOT

May be they want to find a way of generating money to sustain themselves before the strike will be called off...PRAY THAT SOMETHING POSITIVE COMES OUT OF OUR EFFORT.
SHALOM!!!

BUT EXCUSE ME
WHERE ARE THE D.E ASPIRANTS
HOW WAS THE EXAM...
WAS IT GOOD, FAIR, NOT FAIR OR IT DID NOT HOLD AT ALL... LET SAY SOMETHING

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE NIGERIA!!!

Olamira: Wetin we wan celebrate abeg? ASUU strike? Boko haram? kidnapp? erratic power supply? bad road? Bad gov abi na uj wey no wan release list person go celebrate? I tire o

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Re: Mr. Akpors by lil jboy(m): 1:25pm On Dec 22, 2012
A man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an
opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very unusual
position that they wanted to fill. Apparently
their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to
dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla
for a few days.
He was to just sit, eat, and
sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a
secret, and no one would be the wiser,
thanks to a very fine gorilla suit.

The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man
decided to do it. He tried on the suit and
sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.

They led him to the cage; he took a position
at the back of the cage and pretended to
sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises.

The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around,
they would clap and cheer and throw him
peanuts. And the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree.

That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and
swung from one side of the cage to the
other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts. "Wow! This is great," he thought.

He swung higher and the crowd grew
bigger. He continued to swing on the vine,
getting higher and higher and then all Last,
all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up
and out of the cage, landing in the lion's cage that was next door. He panicked.

There was a huge lion not twenty feet away,
and it looked very hungry. So the man in the
gorilla suit started jumping up and down,
screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me
out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a manin a gorilla suit!
HELP!"
The lion quickly
pounced on the man, held him down and
said, AKPORS NO FEAR, NA ME
CHIJIOKE "be quiet! You're going to make
both of us loose our job.

nyles: this is the translation, my english is still a bit ok after suffering from JAMB HERE GOES:

The ASUU strike is a bad atmosphere and SHOWS the perfect example of an internally wounded democracy (in Nigeria), the evil is seriously pouring fast and transforming it (Nigeria) into a stinking place where mobs and madmen are in control. With all the disgragefully shameful habits and hardening/increase in evil tendencies of a bad government where only the rich prospers and rules , our collective sense of reasoning has been caged in a paralysed state. Therefore ASUU should remember, remember vivdly how boring the government is, how it repeats it bad actions, ASUU must not forget how government treated it in the past....the peret ologomabia is old italian language, i think it is old Latin and i am not sure of its meaning!

You just ve to complete what u ve started. Nice try anyway.

Hon.PATRICK OBAHIAGBON on ASUU strike:
This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable
apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadinly oozing into a maladorous
excresence of mobocracy. With all
tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a
kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is
enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum
crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu,
dejavu peret ologomabia.
Pls who will xplain dis better

The probability dat d list ll b released if d strike persist is very low... This is because d list has to contain names of candidates admted thru rems but due to d strike, they 've not been able to seat for their final exam thereby delaying d admsn list.

nicety: Really, am.....just full of tears right now, i kant think straight anymore. 28%. Seems am d hopeless person on dis thread. Dnt knw wot 2 do atall. Just shedding tears. I know what i wrote. But see wot am scoring. Just hope i wunt do sumting funny cos am tired of dis cruel world...

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Goddon32: guy wht up? D result of d test wa nt wht i wa expectin sha, i wa expectin 80% bt guy i wa suprise 2 c 40%, i also hav 193 in my jamb goin 4 po sci, wht do u tink about my chance 4 admision?

Guys.. I understand hw you feel but all hope is not lost yet. putme is not the only determinant for admsn so, I suppose you calm down, pray and wait for d list. you can still follw it up if u ve anyone to help. You never can tell u will just b admtd!

Hello guys.. it's been a while
Hw was d putme and d results. Let try and cheer up irrespective of d score cos God is in control.
The thread looks

postulate321: yap

Ђą₪ks

Can one b able †o register for anoda person if one has only the person's jamb slip It's urgent pls.

postulate321: and which credentials should i go with.

Alright since ΰrs is displaying invalid credentials, it cannot b any other credentials other than the ones u used for ur jamb reg, i.e olevel, ur jamb slip n other related credentials.
Pls b very careful n rememba a stitch in TIME saves nine.

I don't have master card, I've not registered yet. Thinking of contacting someone in Jos †o help out.

postulate321: pharmacy 202

Take it easy guy...I gΰess yoΰrs is a †riv¡al issue. If u Knw a place in Jos where u can accommodate urself pls quickly move with all ur credentials to go and rectify it in d sch.
Jΰs† a cand¡d advice

₪o† very sΰre pls,,, Bΰ† I think dis will help:
IJMB: Iterim Joint Matriculation Board. It's a board formed by abu n also runs 2yrs program which upon completion with gud grades can secure one admsn into 200L
SBRS: School of Basic and Remedial Studies. It's just a remedial pragram organised by abu.

khady-saggs:
Good day evry 1 pls I nid sum1 to hlp me out by explaning the diffrence btw ijmb,sbrs nd matric,its very important pls dnt ignore u nvr can tel if u wil nid my hlp in d future,am waitin its important pls

angelamina: thos dat aplied DE dont need 2 register 4 post umte cus ur nt ritin it, jst sumit ur print out statement of result an oda credentials at d senate buildin

Pls when is one xpec†ed †o sΰbm¡t the print out and credentials †o the senate house? Pls reply asap it's urgent,,,
Ђą₪ks.

Imagine students eyes in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
(-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say there would be exam tomorrow
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_ ←)
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→)
(←_←)
When invigilator comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)
(↓_↓)(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)
(↓_↓)(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)





It's jΰs† a j:Dke oº°˚˚˚°
IT IS WELL.

Rΰmoΰr Ђąt ASSU is Ђreą†ening †o go on o₪e week warn¡ng str¡ke. How †rΰe is it

:oImpress¡ve!! Mr adegoke ΰr answers were correct for sΰre..

adegoke4sure: 16+4=120 (16+4)*6 17+5=154 (17+5)*7

₪¡ce one.

Meehn d¡s thread has been quiet for some time...Let keep it lively.
Cons¡der Ђ¡s †easer:


12+3=30
13+7=60
14+2=64
15+8=115
16+4=
17+5=

Akin1212: what qualification

I'm apply¡ng Ђroΰgh IJMB,,, ą₪d yoΰ?

Wow! so sΰpr¡s¡ng seeing hw you gΰys were just †roop¡ng in. I initially thought I was the only one heading †o ABU,,,,
you all we||come.

postulate321: Yea i saw something like that on the fontpage of NL,But with ppls comments am a little bit skeptical about it. Cus i have not seen anyone physically whose score has either been increase or decrease as a result of the remarking they are talking about. But sha,from the comments o,some people are testifying that their score were been increased. But me i havnt recheked mine yet since i cant use my phone to view it,am reluctant in going to the cafe.Whats your Jamb score?

240+....


MY ΰTMOST GRATITUDE GOES TO GOD ALMIGHTY.

postulate321: do you mean JAMB is the cause why u aint reading? Lols you are a little bit funny. Keep optimism aside and FACEBOOK bcus you are 2GOing soon for post ume lols

Gΰy I'm sΰre you are the one fΰnny here. Bΰ† you knw Jamb has really messed some ppt candidates ΰp and this is rea||y d¡scouraging. I also learnt that they have upgraded some results for ppt candidates, pls hw tru is ¡t?

postulate321: it depends on you. If you have covered all your olevel sylabus coupled with jamb past questions and solving without calculator, For me i think you are good to go.

Hmmm..
I have ₪ot even †ąken any serious glance ą† my s†ΰdies for some time. Don't knw why :/,,,, maybe jamb knws....
S†¡ll opt¡m¡st¡c ą₪yway

G°˚˚˚°dlΰck!