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wheesin: REAL NAME;- Amokhai wilson
NICKNAME;- omonoba of benin kingdom
HOBBIES;- collecting teeth from live lions,
catching bullets bare hands, jogging up and down
mountain everest
MY RECORD;- fought with a dinosaur and broke
its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my
breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,
6hours,5mins,45 seconds..... Traveled round the
world in a day... Etc
GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS;- went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
male to land on the sun


SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE;- Ate a bowl of plastic
fruit on thanksgiving day.
EMBARASSING MOMENT;- couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch though 99 died instantly and
the last one is now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST MOMENTS;- Firstly, when a cobra died
after biting me and secondly, when i roasted a
dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME;- I really don't like
showing
off

Ese

mumu

It's common, many people don't care about it. But the few ones that cares are female mostly, but nowadays many male folks are involved. For males that sees applying even common powder or applying cosmetics inappropriate, suffers the wow from friends, partner who happens to sight them first when they wake up in morning. Here comes the question, what cases and how could oilish face problems be cure. Any advice may help, thanks.

Three people got it right, check well there......... Brb

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OMG.... first time my post is on the front page...... I will go for Thanksgiving tomorrow

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WHILE IN STOCK

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TribalEAST: stop blaiming yoruba for woeful predicaments.

Am not lying Bro.

dridowu: don't 4get to take ur drug and may God heal u completely. Amen
@topic, wen will all ds kidnapping of a thing stop in my beloved con3.

... Is You that need the drugs!

L.M Ayedun..:
Are you Okay?

And you too?

litetias: You are correcting someone else's grammar and his only error was 'them' instead of 'they'. Well yours is worse. This is how you use correct grammar- 'How would you feel if someone prayed a prayer for your father not to return safely from the village'. #Hegoat.

Thanks Bros. When you are angry sometimes you stammer.

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Yoruba politics, God is watching

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Front page things

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Fed Govt to lecturers: we’ve
done our best


•Delta to implement ‘no work,
no pay’
•Govt to blame for strike, says
ex-NUC chief
•Police stop street protest in
Bayelsa
•UNILORIN VC urges ASUU, Fed
Govt to resolve differences
•UNN students angry

The Federal Government yesterday
restated its call that striking
university lecturers should return
to work in the interest of
students.
Minister of Information Mr
Labaran Maku spoke in Abuja
during the ministry’s monthly
media briefing.
He said government had conceded
to most of the demands of the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU).
Maku said the government’s
commitment to resolve the crisis
was further demonstrated by its
representation by Vice President
Namadi Sambo in the dialogue.
He said: “Salaries have been
increased by 54.3 per cent, which
is half of our monthly income. But
they (lecturers) still insist on their
N100 billon allowance.
“The government offered N30
billion, but after a meeting with
the vice president, the
government promised another
N10 billion, making it N40 billion.
“The government has also
promised N100 billion from the
Education Trust Fund and the N40
billon allowance has been paid in
many universities. Yet, they are
still under lock and key.
“We are doing infrastructure in the
universities. For example, we have
38 new buildings in the University
of Benin. No one would want our
teachers to suffer because I have
worked as a teacher, same as the
President. But we cannot give all
that they are asking for.
“No nation can move forward if
we all expect the government to
give a 100 per cent time and effort
to our problems. We run an
economy that needs attention in
all phases.”
Delta State Governor Emmanuel
Uduaghan has said the policy of
“no work, no pay” would be
applied for the ongoing strike by
the academic workers of the State
University (DELSU) in Abraka.
The governor spoke on Monday
night in Abuja during the fund-
raising of N25 billion by the Edwin
Kiagbodo Clark Foundation.
He said the action became
necessary since several appeals to
the lecturers to call off their strike
did not yield any result.
Uduaghan explained that the “no
work, no pay” policy was adopted
because ASUU’s demands had no
bearing with the lecturers in the
state university.
The governor again urged the
striking lecturers to suspend the
action.
He said: “Let me once again
appeal to ASUU to listen to the
appeals of the Federal
Government and Nigerians and
resume work in the interest of the
students and educational growth
in the country.”
A former Executive Secretary of
the National Universities
Commission (NUC), Prof Munzali
Jubril, yesterday blamed the
Goodluck Jonathan administration
for the lingering ASUU strike.
The government, Jubril said, had
been releasing only 34 per cent of
funds meant for federal
universities, following a document
the NUC produced on the funding
of federal universities when the
last board was in place.
This funding gap, he said, “now
leaves ASUU as the main agitator
for funding to be improved and for
the funding gaps to be filled”.
Jubril added: “The government
does not listen to its own
agencies. If the executive
secretaries, right under
government, write 100 memos,
appear before 100 committees and
make 100 submissions, they will
amount to nothing.”
The renowned professor of
English and a former Provost of
the Nigerian Defence Academy
(NDA) spoke in Abuja at the
anniversary lecture of the NUC at
50+1.
He regretted that the government
always waited for ASUU to go on
strike before giving universities
what they deserved.
The Supervising Minister of
Education, Nyesom Wike,
promised that the government
would resolve the ASUU face-off.
But he insisted that due process
must be followed.
Wike, who was represented by the
Permanent Secretary in the
ministry, Dr. Macjohn Nwaobiala,
said: “Indeed, these are turbulent
times for higher education in
Nigeria, not just because of the
current challenges being
experienced but more importantly
in terms of the direction in which
higher education should be going.”
The police yesterday stopped a
street protest organised by the
Niger Delta University’s (NDU’s)
chapter of the Academic Staff
Union of Universities (ASUU) in
Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital.
Police Commissioner Hilary Opara
was said to have issued the order
to the leadership of ASUU-NDU to
stop the protest.
The aggrieved university lecturers
held their protest within the
university’s Law Faculty in
Yenagoa.
The placard-carrying lecturers
converted the protest to a prayer
session, where they prayed to
“cast and bind” all the spirits that
had prevented the government
from honouring its agreement
with ASUU.
The Chairman of ASUU-NDU, Beke
Sese, addressed the rally.
He said the Chief Security Officer
(CSO) to Governor Seriake Dickson
interrogated him few hours to the
protest.
The Vice Chancellor of the
University of Ilorin (UNILORIN),
Prof Abdulganiyu Ambali,
yesterday urged the striking
university lecturers and the
Federal Government to resolve
their differences and end the
strike.

Source http://thenationonlineng.net/new/fed-govt-lecturers-weve-done-best/

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My twin brother

Hard to take

God is also watching

Who cares

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Yes, I made it to the front page, am feeling like oba of all yoruba people

Politics

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