₦airaland Forum

chubysoft1:
1st, 2nd and 3rd goes to Zeke100, BRAINZbox and ojestas respectively. Send me your business name asap.

Congrats.

OJESTAS

yemsai:
Lol..hope u don marry sha

lol. . me.wey no even get gf

This one na poor water. no b pure water. . looks much like Fussy tho

ednut1:
pytons cant harm us so y kill dem. pytons make una dey stay inside bush dey hunt grass cutter nd oda animals. humans no get joy

:-/ Even if a lizard mistakenly does rubbish stunt infront of me. . i d kill it talkess of snake. Don't pythons hurt, truly??

Bobbyunitedfc:
I sail through call simulation N problem solving like Mungo Park, na Dat 75accuarcy dey pain me, heard the cut off score is 85...

tiz well..

etochi11:
lol. Sorry about that. Nothing yet bro. But when we meet again for buddy chat, hook up with mW make we enter the hot seat. I enjoyed that p4. But fresh and single babes full that mushin.

you get relationship status scanner??

shemano:
Have you received any message about the CBT test

I was offered to sterling and they don't do anything of such. .

Bobbyunitedfc:
Cbt was on Monday 35wpm accuracy75... Haven't heard from them for like 3days now, my faith is dwindling by the day.... Lol

Anyways no time tomorrow is Saturday, lemme go and forecast jare.... Impossible is nothing....

hehehehe. .

My own prob is the call simulations, i think i Bleep£d up. didn't do well in it at all. . had 40wpm n 95% accuracy and the problem solving. . i think i did very well too. . M still hoping sha

damiliano:
Was fine and not that complex as I expected. Pls, how long was it before you did the final interview, How was it lik and where did it take place

great. .had test n interview feb17. . . was sent success sms, like 10days after or thereabout. .did d interview last week

yemsai:
I was actually expecting lukuluku's picture.. I knw most pple here don't knw him

Damn!!!!! Lukuluku bantasi

damiliano:
Thanks boss, have they gotten back to you yet?

Yes. . done with d final interview. .Awaiting the next thing. . How was your test n interview ?

hehehehe . . i lick am wella and i never get gf sef

Kookny:
Please how did you guys apply?

Whytecleon.com but i don't think their is any opening presently

L U M I N O U S

damiliano:
Can you hint me how it went Pls cus I have aptitude test /interview at Whyte Cleon this morning

Since you r just writing test, i can't say if you ll end up @ sterling or wema as they recruit for d two. . And for the test, prepare for some basic mathematics, like simple interest or so. . synonyms and antonyms too, verbal reasoning and you ll be asked to write short theories, in few words. . If you scale tru the test, u proceed to interview. . That's d first stage and all u need for now

delishpot:
Is that Baba sala?

Na baba suwe . . lol

Omavik:
Don't mind the Op jare..


I'm only 17...



Though I recognize the man,,Sunday Omobolanle(a.k.a. Aluwe)

I like you. You are fine . . hehehe

Mtchewww. . i m 14 and i know Papi luwe well. So, make i go marry??

everydayperson:
i am disappointed in nairalanders

grammar = 0
critical thinking = 0

What is this one saying?. . As far as m concerned, Nairaland is the home of Critical and Reasonable thinkers. .

If you r disappointed in NLers; bro, u r definitely disappointed in yourself

damiliano:
Transaction trainee for which bank please??

Sterling

This phone
conversation we have all
had:







- How's ur mum?

>fine sir

-ur dad nko?

>fine sir

-What of Lalasticlala and seun ?

>all good sir

- And the whole family?

“Use it to buy biscuit.”





Ah! The whole 10k? Am I a shareholder in digestive?

“I hope you will be
cooking for your
husband.”





How e take concern you?

“Am I your mate?”




E pele, Egbon Olamide.

“Go and change the channel to Africa Magic.”



Hay God!

“When will we come for your own wedding?”





If I now ask “when will we come for your burial?” you will hold meeting on top my head.

“You’ve added weight oh!”




If you say “you too” they will now vex.

“You did not buy anything for me?”




Na so we see am.

“So, do you have a gehfriend?”




Well, the thing is…

“How are your studies?”




Don’t remind me.

“Is it me you are giving something with your left hand?”




It’s not that deep, biko.

“See how you just look like your mummy.”




I’ve heard.