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I was a very happy person. My
wonderful girlfriend n I had
been dating 4 over a year, n so
we decided 2 get married. There
was only one little thing
, bothering me,It was her
beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was
bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than
a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did
it when she was near anyone
else. One day her "little" sister
called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she
wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my
life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I
was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and
behold, my entire future family
was standing outside, all
clapping!.
With tears in his eyes, my father-
in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!" And the moral of this
story is:, Always keep your
CONDOM in the Car , I was
actually going to get my
condom

deniyor:
I used to think Boyloaf was a smart dude. . . . . I guess I can't be right all the time

Lolz,o bob u bad

vincentont:
plz is nairastakes a real betting sites or are they scam?
If anyone has won money on the site kindly respond.
Thankx

i use them currently i have won and withdraw,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPOsWI_zFUo&feature=share

nice one bro, but i read in their site (tipico) that ur account will be closed if u deposit through a payment method that's not registered with d same name as the one in ur tipico account

here is my combo for today

FC Copenhagen vs Plzen home win

Barnsley vs Middlesbrough over 2.5goals

Portsmouth vs Reading over 2.5goals

total odds = 6.8

wish me luck guys

unclenna:
@ojez101, too much money for you to start a new week. Nice prediction man. keep it up together we will send the bookmakers bankrupt.

Lol, yes oh thats the spirit

ojez101:
Good job stakersden here are my bets for today


Cardiff    @ 1.64
Manchester Utd   @1.60
Ajax   @ 1.22

total odds = 3.2

Cardiff vs Bristol City 3-0
West Brom vs Manchester Utd 1-2
Ajax vs Heerenveen 5-1

Stakersden:
nice one bro

looks like a sure bet tho

3.2 also looks yummy. how much did you stake?

my stake was 20$

@ unclenna, i did not get wat u meant, i jst pick those games randomly believing they would win

Good job stakersden here are my bets for today


Cardiff    @ 1.64
Manchester Utd   @1.60
Ajax   @ 1.22

total odds = 3.2

nice topic, i made close to 35k yesterday frm from carling cup

Six Truths in Life
1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.
2 . All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3 . And discover #1 is a lie.
4 . You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5 . You soon will Share this with another idiot.
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this.
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can i get the white bold 4 for 40k

any time u feel u are mature anuf 4 the commitment, but should be between the age of 27 to 34 for men and 22 to 28 for ladies

any u feel like

what about the e5 any idea of the price

thanks biz2get, u mean nokia x2 is 15k

any help

please can somebody tell me the current price of Nokia x2 and NokiaE5. and also advice on which one of them is better
thank

thanks for the info

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the mails ve started going through you can send urs now

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