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My Story by ojez101(m): 2:40pm On Oct 13, 2011
I was a very happy person. My
wonderful girlfriend n I had
been dating 4 over a year, n so
we decided 2 get married. There
was only one little thing
, bothering me,It was her
beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was
bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than
a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did
it when she was near anyone
else. One day her "little" sister
called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she
wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my
life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I
was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and
behold, my entire future family
was standing outside, all
clapping!.
With tears in his eyes, my father-
in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!" And the moral of this
story is:, Always keep your
CONDOM in the Car , I was
actually going to get my
condom
Re: My Story by slimyem: 2:43pm On Oct 13, 2011
stale story!
Re: My Story by Andrew3(m): 2:48pm On Oct 13, 2011
angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: My Story by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 13, 2011
was that suppose to be some kinda joke cos it really is funny .
Re: My Story by omega25red(m): 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2011
slimyem:

stale story!
very very stale story
the poster is also a liar
Re: My Story by dealordea(m): 3:00pm On Oct 13, 2011
Have read this before, Please move to the joke section MOD.
Re: My Story by Ranoscky(m): 3:13pm On Oct 13, 2011
Lol @ thread.

Me likey!
Re: My Story by mashnino(m): 3:15pm On Oct 13, 2011
liar
Re: My Story by Nobody: 3:51pm On Oct 13, 2011
@ Thread: Dumb Lame Cahooting Gallivanting idiosyncratic Bullshitology! End of. . . . . .
Re: My Story by MrCork17: 3:54pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:

@ Thread: Dumb Lame Cahooting Gallivanting idiosyncratic Bullshitology! End of. . . . . .

sexkillz. You gayy albino. how can u understand the thread when you have reading issues? undecided
Re: My Story by Ranoscky(m): 4:29pm On Oct 13, 2011
Mr, Cork:

sexkillz. [b]You gayy albino. how can u understand the thread when you have reading issues? undecided[/b]
Lool.

I cant fit shout, abeg! grin
Re: My Story by emofine(f): 11:30pm On Oct 13, 2011
lol at this story whether true or false grin

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