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"You know what is hilarious? That Noah was the only person on the planet who had a boat of any size."

i got this inspiring quote from a page

John 3:16 - 'For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son' - for only three days. Where's the sacrifice if he didn't stay dead?

This article reminds me of the major reasons why Nigerians are been regarded as inferiors in every country even here in Africa. I will post it later when I am less busy. Thanks all

who should we blame? president?NNPC, oil importers, we citizens

you are a hero in life, at least you have played your own part as a human being. good bye

Keneking:
Great..Jonathan left us like this

the same man that was building power project all over the countries. you would have asked what Obj left us with

spicykev:
abi oooo....so after peeing I wld now wash it and keep it in my bag abi. just anoda crazy invention

the thin just kept me wondering who on earth that invented this

just get 50kg of cocaine and export it along with this guy to Indonesia. i guess he will be giving a warm welcome

wahala go burst for my country naija. this time around, if you opens a girls hand bag, don't expect to see normal make up equipments and tissues, Gogirl is the next, but i wonder if they go dey wash am once the finish using it

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The Go Girl is fantastic for active women and other people with uteri who enjoy the outdoors, sports, music festivals, camping, hiking, biking, traveling, etc. Sketchy bathrooms -- or nonexistent ones! -- are no match for this handy device. Honestly, before I ordered it, I wasn't quite sure how it would even work: would it properly form a seal with no leaks? What if it was too hard or too soft? What if it didn't "fit" me or just plain didn't work? How the heck would I get it back in that tiny case? But I thought for the price, it was worth trying.

How it works: You hold the Go Girl up to your body and relax your muscles, and the pee comes out the little "exit" tube at the end. It's made of a soft, flexible, medical-grade silicone, so it molds to your unique shape and forms a leak-proof seal. When you're done, you either 1) rinse/wash/dry the device and put it back in the case, or 2) put the unwashed device into a plastic bag to wash later. The Go Girl I bought is a pinkish-lavender, but you can also get it in khaki. (Although I'm not a "pink" kind of person, the khaki one was little too phallic-looking for my tastes -- but it could be a great option for others who, for various reasons, want something that blends in a bit better. Suggestion to the company: please make the Go Girl in more colors!)

The Go Girl comes in a small, resealable plastic tube, rolled up with a plastic bag and a small paper napkin. The bag and napkin are for "emergency" situations when you can't rinse/wash the Go Girl. You're supposed to toss the plastic bag and the napkin after use and replace them with your own baggie and toilet paper in preparation for your next "emergency." The instructions that come with the Go Girl advise you to practice using it in the shower a few times so you can get the hang of it. Holding and positioning the device was a little awkward at first for me (hey, I've never used anything like this before!), but after a few times, it felt natural.

The only thing the instructions lack is a detailed description of how to fold the Go Girl small enough to get it back in the plastic case. They advise you to go to their website to see a video, which I had to watch four times (!) before I could figure out how they were actually folding it. Here's how you do it:

i can't feel comfortable having this man as a father, i will always see him as he is acting all the time

shakazuldadon:
Hes lucky they caught him in naija... if na there nko

That man in not and never has been a pastor because a pastor, I mean a true Man of God overflowing with the holy spirit would never think of such.


No substitute to hard work and diligence....

Na half done beans with plenty stone await am for kirikiri

you got it wrong at the bolded. it is called A true god of men

reading, i will comment later!!!!!
no need of editing my already made post. like Thesonoflucifer has already created a nice article. some new age religious bigots will see everything that comes out from our culture and tradition as worshiping their imaginary satan/lucifer, like it was mentioned above 'odinani', in igbo land today, if you ever mention odinani, you are own your own and hell fire awaits you. the concept of God has been in the mind of every human being. trying to define what you know nothing about. some will come up saying that the only proof of God is that they feel it in them, yes off course, its is my mind so i have every right to make some imaginations with it just like where a young boy is having a vision of his future, seeing the kinds of building he was setting up and the kind of places he is traveling to without knowing that he/she may die tomorrow.
if you want to argue with some people about african culture and tradition, they will keep mentioning the atrocities been committed by our fore fathers like offering human head to an imaginary being, killing of twins, sacrifices and so on, i still see all those things as the cause of been uncivilized, yet some Christians will not see the genocide, fornication, wars, slavery, maltreatment and so on in the bible yet they will refer to it as ''God knows why''
our fore fathers were just a little inhuman compared to the atrocities happening right now. Isis and boko haram have killed thousands of people in few years, countries are using explosive on another countries to kill their citizens. yet all these are done by the God fearing people. a lot of people are into fake products which are harmful to health, yet every Sunday they will run to church to give tithe and praise while those criminals on the alter will bless them and pray for their success. look at our politicians who have lost their sense of humanity. every church will be happy to receive them. do you know how much that has gone to church pockets from those politicians, these money are meant for we citizens yet some fraudsters will be happy to park all of them as church offerings and donations.
i weep for my country when it comes to religious matters,
until we all die, no body should ever come up to me with the concept of his God without any proof or evidence.

@OP. i believed some of you are now waking up from sleep, your points here are just selfish desires from the pastors and that is the least i expected from them. how i wish you know how many families that has been put to confusions as a result of prophecy from the god of men.
there was a serious fight between a husband and wife in my own yard some time ago. guess what was the cause of the fight? the spiritual God of men of the husband reviewed to him that his wife traveled to Lagos to meet one of his boy friend. that was why the man started having quarrels with his wife.

i still maintain that Religion is a fraud in Africa

Only the guliebles will believe this crap

Is 4x4 car? Oh I love to see such cars

Eshinwaju:
it depends....if he is eboe...., I will treat him like an animal...but others are ok.... ..I hope u understand...

wooo, whats eboe?

soon they will grow up amd travel with this their foolishness and lawlessness to another country and keeps on misbehaving there

time to stop my wife from religious practices, if she cant be an atheist or agnostic. its over between us

na waooooooo, for nairaland nowdays, if you wan post some topic wey include video, kindly indicate so that people like us that use free 10mb from mtn no go make attempt to click, haba, you no wan make this mb last for one week?

delishpot:
Tell us the country first.

like i said, it is a country in west Africa. i will give the details about the country latetr

hi my good people of Africa.
i am not well in writing compositions but i want you all to try and understand a little out of what i am going to post here.
its all begins, Africa is generally regarded as a black nation, we are been racially abused in all European countries, down there the western world, up the Asia territory, at the middle east. we Africans are all seen as inferiors and that nothing good will ever comes out from Africa.
considering the recent xenophobia that happened recently in south Africa. A lot of videos were uploaded on youtube showing how fellow Africans kill and burn each other alive. i cant stop weeping. today especially in Nigerian, we all see everything that has to do with our culture and tradition as evil and demonic, most of us will prefer to bear a foreign name of the europeans, an Igbo man in Nigeria will see it as an abomination for his child to bear a name that belongs to either yourba or hausa and many other tribes in nigeria, vice versa to other tribes.
some religious bigots in africa will refer to you as a devil if you ever mention anything that relates to oduduwa, amadioha, and so on but will jubiliate at the mention of Elijah, Nebuchadnezer, Easu, Jacob moses, Abraham. yet none of them knows the meaning of such names
i don't want to go as far as exposing more and more foolishness of Africans so that i can create a little space to narrate my experience in one of the African countries i visited.
so back to my story.
i visited one of the African countries in West Africa (name withheld), the country is sorrouded by ocean and relaxation points at the beach. on a very good day i decided to visit of the their relaxation areas at the beach. when i got there, unfortunately the whole area has no place to sit or else you have to lay your buttocks on the floor. at that point in time, i saw one little sit within one area where there were a lot of white foreigners who came to have fun also at the beach, they were all sitting there with there kids while some of them were in the water swimming, i believed that area is owned by someone, may be he uses it as a relaxation point for people, although i don't know much since i am a foreigner in that country, i now decided to use to little space there to relax while watching those people swimming since i cannot swim. in their midst there, i remain the only black man within. to my greatest surprise, the owner of the space or should i call it a bar just jumped out from no where, he could not even ask me if i need a drink or if he should get me a sit to relax well, he just said that i should leave there immediately, i couldn't control my feelings when i left there.
i want ask my fellow Africans, how do you see a fellow black man in the midst of white men in Africa, will you attend to the black man well or will you also treat him as inferior?

someone should direct them to nnewi

stal:
We are now in the dispensation of grace. No one should die for their sin anymore because Jesus has paid the ultimate price. anyone who reject this is left at the mercy of God to punish not any human to help Him.

He is the same yesterday, today and forever. may be your God just got civilized. this is one proof to show that God's concept in in the brains and minds of people

let all our leaders go to okija shrine and swear

Deuteronomy chapter 22 vs 13-21
13 If a man takes a wife and, after sleeping with her, dislikes her 14 and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, “I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity,” 15 then the young woman’s father and mother shall bring to the town elders at the gate proof that she was a virgin. 16 Her father will say to the elders, “I gave my daughter in marriage to this man, but he dislikes her. 17 Now he has slandered her and said, ‘I did not find your daughter to be a virgin.’ But here is the proof of my daughter’s virginity.” Then her parents shall display the cloth before the elders of the town, 18 and the elders shall take the man and punish him. 19 They shall fine him a hundred shekels[b] of silver and give them to the young woman’s father, because this man has given an Israelite virgin a bad name. She shall continue to be his wife; he must not divorce her as long as he lives.

20 If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, 21 she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you.

22 If a man is found sleeping with another man’s wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die. You must purge the evil from Israel.

23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, 24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

25 But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. 26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. This case is like that of someone who attacks and murders a neighbor, 27 for the man found the young woman out in the country, and though the betrothed woman screamed, there was no one to rescue her.

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[c] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

30 A man is not to marry his father’s wife; he must not dishonor his father’s bed

they still have to carry that bullshit along to other foreign countries. i wish some of you that have traveled to other countries can see how nigerians are exhibiting their lawlessness and foolishness in the name of practicing cultism

like president like citizens

I tried to advice hin to keep off his mind from that but a third party among us suggested he should use olive oil or annoited water every night

Early morning today. A friend of mine just ran to my house to complain to me how he woke up this morning to notice that he has battled with a witch when he was asleep last night. He even showed me some cuts on his bodies suggesting that it is the witch that did all those things to him.
Since he left my house, I have been thinking about the sorts of human beings existing in Nigeria.
Right now, he is still waiting for my advice on how he will tackle the situation.
What should I advice him?

I still maintain that this problen lies in our hands. We are the major cause of our problems. This rich ones are ridding on our ignorancy