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RomanceRe: He Used Me And Dumped Me :most Crazy Word Invented By Ladies by OK2NV: 2:18pm On Jan 31, 2012
^^^whats with the whale pic?
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad President Pays $26 Million Dowry Sudan Chick (pics) by OK2NV: 5:00pm On Jan 26, 2012
The supporter of APC militia are solely responsible for the ethnic cleansing and genocidal crimes in Darfur. This marriage is more symbolical and can be interpreted as a political pact and military alliance between the weak central government of Chad and the supporter of APC Militia.This form of marriage existed in the past and still does especially within the Arab world. The Chadian central government has been struggling with series of insurrections for more than 30yrs now and this arrangement maybe the beginning of an alliance with the supporter of APC to strengthen the President's hold on power. The supporter of APC are the last desperadoes. They exist in one  of the world's most remote and least policed world. They don't conform to any law whatsoever. Coming closer home, Chadians have been part of the Boko Haram Sect. The Bokos have a well established base network in that country and land routes from Maiduguri to Somalia through Chad and Sudan makes this alliance seem at first glance to me, as a grand scheme of unleashing a Jihad.
My conclusion is that, this marriage shouldn't be seen as a mere fairy tale love story and the bride price of 25mill dollars as funding to a known terrorist and genocidal militia
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RomanceRe: She Expects Me To Fill Her Tank Everyday by OK2NV: 1:49pm On Jan 26, 2012
fill her mouth up
Jokes EtcBroken Clock by OK2NV(op): 4:43pm On Jan 24, 2012
A woman got tired of her husband always correcting her, so one day after the husband correted her once again on another fresh  issue she lamented out of anger and fustration that even a broken clock is correct once a day.
After a brief pause the husband responded in a low voice saying; twice.

Bemused , She turned to him and asked him what he just said and he responded by saying;
''honey it's twice not once a day''.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From SNG's Town Hall Meeting In Lagos by OK2NV: 11:48am On Jan 24, 2012
These yoruba people are the biggest chicken hearted frauds to walk the earth With nothing but  cheap empty talk to offer.

The Ibo have fought for their existence, the southsouth people have demanded for control of their resource and a place in government to which they achieved in less than a decade. The bokos, though basically dimwits are dying for a cause they believe in. What have they yoruba pple done for themselves? where are they in national government? Just sitting on the sideline dishing series of unconstructive critism.
CrimeRe: Hungry-man-sent-to-prison-for-stealing-n20-onion by OK2NV: 11:35am On Jan 24, 2012
no nah devil cos am no be nigerian gov.

why are u niggahs so irresponsible? why cant u take responsibilities for ur actions without blaming others for your predicaments?
is there any place on the planet that is descent to live and has a high population of niggaz?
hell no!
niggaz are the worst scourge to aflict the world.
CrimeRe: Hungry-man-sent-to-prison-for-stealing-n20-onion by OK2NV: 11:27am On Jan 24, 2012
$ammy:
How sad, when the real criminals are stealing Trillions and are being celebrated. cry
He took advantage of the near anarchy to loot. If this same man had an oppurtunity to gain access to a bank vault or your own house he would have done the same.
Theif nah theif

valacious:
Having faulted the judge's ruling, which good samaritan would bail this man out with N20k?
he did threaten the trader with a knife that makes him an armed robber.
case closed.
~Bluetooth:
This is nonsense.It shows that this guy is one of the few people that cant afford a 3 square meal yet jonathan removed subsidy on petrol.When a rich steals,he's sent to 3 months imprisonment but if na poor man,he's sent to life imprisonment.May God bless the chinese for being harsh on thieving politicians.What a crazy shiithole i call a country.
a large proportion of Nigerians including myself have at one time or still experiencing hardship.Hunger is not an excuse to steal.
If he were a young boy or a child, I would have understood. But here is a 33yr old man stealing food.

anishe:
The judgement is wrong. he steals because he needs to eat! the law is supposed to berelaxed in this case since the guy was hungry before the stealing
how do you know if he was hungry at the time of committing the crime? Oppurtunity makes a theif. this guy is a kleptomaniac. He is the kind of guy that will steal shitt cos he sees it.
RomanceRe: My Sweet Pain: Touching Story - A Must Read by OK2NV: 7:56pm On Jan 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
You mean someone actually read this poo? Please summarise it ooooo
sharap u area boy

@OP: This story is so touching. Brought tears to this thugs eyes!
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Hurts U The Most When Ur Man Cheats On You: by OK2NV: 4:48pm On Jan 23, 2012
bandiejay:
hmmn! undecided
that pic gave me epilepsy
Jokes EtcRe: My Ex-girlfriend's Girlfriend Wants To "get Sum''. Should I Give Her? by OK2NV(op): 4:45pm On Jan 23, 2012
AYODEJI4LOVE:
What's this, is this a joke,
AYODEJI4LOVE:
, is this a joke, sorry wrong section, go to romance section, and by the way i can't really figure out what you mean, what did you need advice on,
sorry this thread was started in romance section but the damn mods keep moving mah thread
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Hurts U The Most When Ur Man Cheats On You: by OK2NV: 4:29pm On Jan 23, 2012
cynthiafred67:
The possibility of him exposing me to STDs, and the fact that he lies about it.
WHAT Makes you think your punna is the freshest-so-fresh?
RomanceRe: My Ex-girlfriend's Girlfriend Wants To "get Sum''. Should I Give Her? by OK2NV(op): 4:05pm On Jan 23, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Ode! Even if you are asked to give her some, you wouldnt know what to do! [/color]
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]How about getting your brain dressed with some commonsense salad?[/color]

RomanceRe: My Ex-girlfriend's Girlfriend Wants To "get Sum''. Should I Give Her? by OK2NV(op): 3:55pm On Jan 23, 2012
Tosinville:
African salad dressing.
yeah. i had african salad once and it was very nice. the dressing is actually palm oil , abi?
RomanceMy Ex-girlfriend's Girlfriend Wants To "get Sum''. Should I Give Her? by OK2NV(op): 3:49pm On Jan 23, 2012
I know my ex has been running her mouth these couple of month trying to let anyone know am a bad dude. But Prior to me dumping her ungrateful azz she used to run around telling everyone shittz like ;"OK2NV is so romantic, caring and bla blah bla".

She also confided in me back then that she never keeps any secret between herself and her best friend. I asked if she told her about our love-making sessions and she said she sure does just as her friend tells her about her own.

I asked her if she told her any negative stuff paterning to my rumping her rear HARD! and she said she had only priases. I told her she had just committed the biggest mistake of her life revealling to her girlfriend who Was by then experiencing Intimate issues with her then boyfriend that her man (me OK2NV) was actually the Magic-Bishop-don-Juan.

From then onwards i caught her friend eyeing me, giving me seductive looks, sitting across me revealing herself to me with no panties whatsover.

So now that am no longer with my ex i want to ask my fellow NLer's this:

What dressing do you prefer with your salad?
Jokes EtcMy Ex-girlfriend's Girlfriend Wants To "get Sum''. Should I Give Her? by OK2NV(op): 3:42pm On Jan 23, 2012
I know my ex has been running her mouth these couple of month trying to let anyone know am a bad dude. But Prior to me dumping her ungrateful azz she used to run around telling everyone shittz like ;"OK2NV is so romantic, caring and bla blah bla".

She also confided in me back then that she never keeps any secret between herself and her best friend. I asked if she told her about our love-making sessions and she said she sure does just as her friend tells her about her own.

I asked her if she told her any negative stuff paterning to my rumping her rear HARD! and she said she had only priases. I told her she had just committed the biggest mistake of her life revealling to her girlfriend who Was by then experiencing  Intimate issues with her then boyfriend that her man (me OK2NV) was actually the Magic-Bishop-don-Juan.

From then onwards i caught her friend eyeing me, giving me seductive looks,  sitting across me revealing herself to me with no panties whatsover.

So now that am no longer with my ex i want to ask my fellow NLer's  this:

What dressing do you prefer with your salad?
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle 1 by OK2NV: 3:27pm On Jan 23, 2012
Sophizzy:
A creep. lipsrsealed
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Urgent: Advice Needed Fast! by OK2NV(op): 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2012
who moved mah thread from romance to the joke section?
it has obviously failed its usefulness now.
Jokes EtcRe: Urgent: Advice Needed Fast! by OK2NV(op): 3:03pm On Jan 23, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]
Trolling is an art. . .
[/color]
now u see
Jokes EtcRe: Urgent: Advice Needed Fast! by OK2NV(op): 2:48pm On Jan 23, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Ode! Just make sure that block has enough cement. . .[/color]

Jokes EtcRe: Urgent: Advice Needed Fast! by OK2NV(op): 2:40pm On Jan 23, 2012
[quote author=pendo89 link=topic=852863.msg10029071#msg10029071 date=1327325558

But op is the thread about the stinking toilet or the woman and what about her? Am lost.
[quote][/quote]the thread is meant to highlight your vanity and general amebo tendaencies.
You think for a shitt-nano secound i will come here and ask for advice about how to go about a relationship from worms like you?


I will rather discuss sanitary issues with you guys .
sacarsm aint it a b@tch!
Jokes EtcRe: Urgent: Advice Needed Fast! by OK2NV(op): 2:19pm On Jan 23, 2012
pendo89:
ha! u must be joking. why couldnt you just go straight  to the question then. what ur telling us is that ur bathroom is dirty.
sarcasm. my dear sarcasm
Jokes EtcRe: Urgent: Advice Needed Fast! by OK2NV(op): 2:13pm On Jan 23, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]How about tying a 9 inch block around your neck and jumping off the 3rd mainland? Sure worked for your fellow fools! cool[/color]

Jokes EtcUrgent: Advice Needed Fast! by OK2NV(op): 2:04pm On Jan 23, 2012
Ok am in a sort of a dilema.
There is this lady i am seriously considering dating but unfortunately it's been approximately 7years I went out on a true date. I am in my early 30's, divorced for 5 years since and with kids. So on so many levels am having a very early mid-life crisis.

I met this lady a couple of weeks back in a convention I was made to attend(leadership crap) and since then we have kept contact via email, facebook and telephone.
She is schelduled to be in my city this weekend and for 4days back things are taking a romantic twist from the nature, timing(nite calls) of our calls. She sent me a txt last nite that she is looking foward to hook up with me this weekend.
She is beautiful, sexy, young, confident without appearing arrogant, loves kids and has an adorable smile. In short she is da bomb !

So my question to my fellow NLers' is:

What brand of cleaning disinfectant really works for you? am trying to get  my shitt bowl looking  clean and sparkling?

Anyone?

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