gimme whatchya got

goldie leaves tan weavon threads over my apartment like a golden retrival

onila:

trying 2 login 2 my account. cant remember the mail i used 2 registar for nl

had a 4some with the above. ijebe farts in bed by the way

gotta go. will check back in bout an hour.
stay good.

onila:
oh checking it now

i sent it to ur NL account

i just like u

I think she is cute. maybe shy. am guessing she is a Taurasian or a Scorpio. 21 or younger, a student, has a soft streak but is bullied by other girls she doesn't like and is forced to conform to their perspective. Not over weight but not confident in her looks even though she is beautiful (reason for posting threads about beautiful pples and things)

i phucked my cousin in my teens. a taboo in my mum's side but here i am.

ms pookie:

U and your matric nos name, we meet again.

ok let me break it down for you.

its OK TO ENVY!
Cos i will snatch ur a55 from ur bf and dump u for ur girlfriend

did u get my mail?

am in Nigeria half of the year becos family.
no one likes hispanics. think of mexican drug cartels not jennifer lopez

ms pookie: What is d meaning of this now? What are we suppose to do with dis picture? Who cares if u are cute or ugly? Omg! Dis is bullshitting Nairaland. Is this an advert section?? Respect your family na! Or is there an award for couple of the month on Nairaland? Cmon!!! Ok! U r fine.. What next Hiss and walks out.
No hard feelings but dis attention is totally unnecessary.

where has ur trollin small A55 been since?
ok. i dont really need to know

send me a pic

onila:

lol. .u cant ignore naija girls sweetness and firing personality
haha

u guys are bad for ones' health, spirituality, money and even manhood.

original eves or rather evils

onila:

oh cool

alrite then

ever wonder why since 2005, why the earth's geological activity has been on the rise? volcanoes, earthquakes(even in Europe).
our sun is heating up!
70% of the scientist that signed the original ICPC report on climate change refused to sign it again.
NASSA has known of Planet X (A Rogue planet) since 1981. Reagan reinvested in the space race not because of as a missile deterrent against Russian attack but because to monitor the space out there. It's a very dangerous neighborhood we occupy and these times we are in are more than dangerous. The acients knew about this. The Mayans, Egyptians held more knowledge than we could ever phantom.
welcome to the end.

am fair skinned.
most gals think of light skinned guys as weak.
i like every shade. but some how i pictured u as that girl

onila:

a naija girl broke yr heart?

before nko!
u guys are like crack. we keep comin back atchya even tho we know u r bad

i will send u a mail link.
is that ok. with u?

my crashed abbs

onila:

I am kinda brown not that dark

i don't really care how u look.

i went from having windows abs to a beer induced pot belly in less than one year due to a heartbreak.

i need someone who will make me smile everyday.

chasy16: OK/2/NV well done.

@ Op, just called my coz in Owode who told me he's planning parking outta Lagos come on the 25th of this month. He said the storm's so terrifying.

the storms in the south are nothing compared to what occurs in the north and Sahel.
from my experience, these storms should not be affecting the south by now, rather the august break should be setting in.
my guess is the intense heat being generated by our sun leading to a baroclinic low pressure zone deep in the Sahel.
it is very complicated and will take all of NL server space to explain.
but the bottom line is climate change is real but it is not as a result of hydrocarbon emissions but as a result of extra-terrestrial activity.
google planet x

tell me u look like her

onila:

u havent see me b4
but i guess based on my personality u think am sezzy

i think u r confident. and confidence, although breeds arrogance is a sign or rather assurance of quality

and to make my point clearer; i dont like football either.

send my that link to your facebook. am not on bb

onila:

am a virgin i can swear but i dont swear

i don't care if you had the whole team including drogba, the ref, side men, substitutes, abramovich and his crony russians and the occasional lucky bellboy.

am no sweet prince either.

onila:

arn't you