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Congrats bro!... Rily happy 4 u oo

Mesopotamia: Jamb score:212/8=26.5.
post jamb score:60%/2=30%.
AGG:26.5 + 30
=56.50
course=ENG LANG.
last year cut off[MERIT]=59.75
catchment area[OSUN STATE]=55.25
*I DIDN'T MAKE THE MERIT.....AND WE ALL KNW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO MAKE THE CATCHMENT AREA LIST........
BABA GOD,NA UR HAND I DEY OOO,ABEG NO FALL MA HAND OOO!

Rememaba i told u a minimum of 24/40 shud be enof 2 secure ur admission in2 akoka....wich u got. Don't wori, OLUWA is INVOLVED!...Ur name don dey admissn list i believe so, u just hav 2 claim it...**cut-off, u definitely beat catchment**... Once again, CONGRATS!!!

Ha! Oga mi... I gentle oo

Fynestboi: i sight u OKOROCHA hp u no find dem cum here *winks*

Fynestboi: AKPOS QUESTION!!!
A driver was driving his bossto airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home.
His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip-toedand touches her body, the wife responded,"you've dropped my stupid husband so fast? Don't rush we have the whole weekend to spend together,I'm praying that the plane crashes so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life!"
She notice the person was quiet, she washed her face and saw her husband standing in front of her.
IF YOU WERE THE HUSBAND/WIFE WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Dis na d true definition of COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!

shakur07: make we con water am den abi wetin u fink

In dat case... My watercan don ready jare

GUD MORNING #LAND!!!
C as our thread com dry....shey all of una don pack go uniben thread ni
*opening a new tab 4 uniben thread*

Fynestboi: FUN POST

Is Tiger a Wood?
Is George a Bush?
Is Bill a Gate?
Is Nicky a Minaj?
Is wiz a kid?
Is spider a man?
Is P a square?
Is Donald a duke?
ADD YOURS..........

Is Steve a Job?
Is P a Diddy?
Is 50 a cent?
Is Dame a Patience?
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Is fynest a boi
Lolz!!!

D devil is a liar

Mesopotamia: There is serious hold up around oshodi.Have left om since 6:30 nd i still neva reach anywhere.Hope sey devil no dey craze diz morning sha........Though i'm scheduled for 12:00pm.......hoping to get dia lyk 2 hrs b4 d exam.

wishin' u success bro!

Leystra: Me sef don commot 4 there yesterday.., but I still dey IB sha... If dey no call am off today e be like say i go dey go Lag back o...

Abeg na wetin be ur 2go id? Make i add u...we get mata 2 discuss

D thread is speedin' oo; anyway sha *me am unto slippin' tinz*...gud nite pple...*#SNORING#*

Chicksy: house don tire me o...ASUU e sha nu wa...awa ui student to be fe resume skul o;;;may allah make gv us a special gift of ramadan;which is to gain admission into ui wf ease;;evry1 on dis thread dat believes in jesus shud recieve d mercy of the lord;;;may allah mk dis 2013 jamb our very last and dis year our very year;;;insha allah;did i hear u say amen

Amen!!!

UI dey craze big time!

Dont knw wat 2 say so em just *passing by*
make i just confess say 2mao dey do me djigi-djigi lyk sumfin is about 2 happen...
4 my mind e just be like say d exam go hold 2mao
@oluwasinzu my guy...gudluck wit ur unilag tinz, wishing u gud success
@all my peepz...me stil dey watch in HD

Mcslize: u are right.

I need this Medicine more than any other person in this planet earth seriously. If it no be medicine then I no go go school again.

It must be Medicine. This year will not pass me by o. Since 2009 na I dey look for Medicine kaii! I don suffer sha.
But all will be over this year.

bro i very much like ur passion 4 dis course n i answer AMEN 2 dat prayer 4 us...
Am also a ui aspirant n i believe God wil answer our prayers dis year n giv us our heart desires...also going 4 mbbs
kindly drop ur 2go id if u dont mind so i can add u....SHALOM!!

Thanx n u are rite

10kgod: Question. 6 ans(copper), que. 8 ans(Lithium is a strong reducing agent)

i've also given d ans in page 13... Do u knw dat of 5 n 7

Pls guyz...make una contribute giv answa na... Dont just view n go

shakur07: 5..the quantum number L in an atom defines ][a] shell K L M[b]orbitals c] multiplicity [d] degenracy of orbitals 6: which of d metals cannot displace H2 from steam [a] copper b] iron c] strontium d] lithium 7: the molarity of 5%by weight of aqueous sloution of H2s04 acid is a] 0.537 moldm3 b] 0.551 moldm3 c] 0.208 moldm3 d]0.3330oldm3 8 : lithium wit an atomic number of 3 is [a[ strong reducing agent b[ strong reducing agent c] weak oxidizing agent d] weak reducing agent

anybody wit answa 2 questnz 5 n 7 or answas contradicting mine shud pls comment...
Make we reason 2geda...we are all here 2 learn
@shakur my guy, thanx n God bless u(AMEN) more grease 2 ur elbow... & also more questnz pls

shakur07: 5..the quantum number L in an atom defines ][a] shell K L M[b]orbitals c] multiplicity [d] degenracy of orbitals 6: which of d metals cannot displace H2 from steam [a] copper b] iron c] strontium d] lithium 7: the molarity of 5%by weight of aqueous sloution of H2s04 acid is a] 0.537 moldm3 b] 0.551 moldm3 c] 0.208 moldm3 d]0.3330oldm3 8 : lithium wit an atomic number of 3 is [a[ strong reducing agent b[ strong reducing agent c] weak oxidizing agent d] weak reducing agent

(6.) copper
(8.) strong reducing agent

shakur07: oau pume questns ** chemistry ** 1 :the correct name for HCOOC2H5 is {a] methylethanoate b]ethylmethanoate c] propylethanoate d] ethylethanoate *** 2 : when CaC2 reacts wif water d organic product formed is [a]ethanol b]ethanoic acid c] ethane d] ethyne ......3: what is d pH of 500cm^3 of 0.02 moldm3 of H2S04 [a] 1.456 b] 1.333 c] 1.455 d] 1.699 .....4:the main product of electrolyphic addition of HCl to 2 methlpropene is [a] 2 chloro 2 methylbutane b] 2 chloro 2 methyl butene c] 2 methyl 2 chloropropene d ] 2 chloro 2 methylpropane

B, D, D, D

emmyeuler1: the lord has done it again................chem-55,bio-80,phy-68,eng-60,total=263...........jamb score 220 and agg=242

congrats bro... gbayi.com

shakur07: madam seyi *** shey UI no knw say *ireti pipe ma n se okan lare ni **awa guys ti wa ni agro nau ** we r ready to blast anitin blastable even IFA^s bedroom sef

Baba i no com c u again yestaday 4 2go... me no dey vex oo
so yan me...na wich time we go meet 2day

@mikebis... Baba i dey oo... I just sharparly go do some surveying ni

Mikebis: Countdown 2 ui invitatn
2 dais 2 go
abeg where ma guy okoroncha

i sharply visit uniben n oau thread
come c as uniben thread dey review questnz, unlike oau guyz. All d same,
congrats 2 ma oau peepz on ur success @shakur, itz preety, matson & co... Fynestboi, na wetin u score? (anyways, congrats 2 u in advance)
Also @ my uniben peepz guldberg, phtemie & co...wishing u all fulfilling success
&finally 2 ma unilorin n lautech peepz...wishing u success n a happy homecoming
As 4 me...*july 17th on ma heavy mind*... May God help us... NA BABA GOD SURE PASS OO!!!

U info is too fake to be true

Bolaji 16: Exam is on Monday, 24th of July. Check ui.edu.ng for confirmation.

24th does nt even fall on Monday....

No be only u oo

divads: chei....abg make prsn hlp me chk calenda, 17th neva reach? Dx pipl no go gimme high BP o...nawa, i dn wait taya 4 dx 17th of a day, sha God helep us...

I just dey wonder y 17th com suddenly far like foreva.....
dis month don 2 slow especially dis wk...
Na only God fit sustain us ooo cos UI wan kill person here

Me noni......!!!

Mikebis: na 4 ur head u mtcheew dat 4

na isha, comment reserved...make we meet by 7pm na 4 2go....Abi na wetin u tink

^oga^ com online joor, my bat3 wan die.....abeg

I don already dey online now

Mikebis: hahahaha,yepa,c wrkn,nusry 2 evn kg wrkn b dis,u beta no cari dat wan do 4 university,i beth it wt u,u wrng menh,u totally wrng wt dat method,dis indces questn,nt quantitatv or wat method did u use,nd wen are u comin onlin,xo dat i cn mt u 4 2go.

Prof, no vex oo.... I don 4get say u be my oga.
na wetin my kg2 teacher teach me I write sooo
I 4 like make u show us d rite method 2 use ,.,. mtcheeew

Baba, I don accept ur 2go request

Mikebis: guy i knw say x na 4,buh i nid ur wrkn,na wen u tink of a numb nd u subtitute 4 x na xo u get 16,buh hw cm u get 4 na hm i wnt

lcm of 16=2x2x2x2
therfore: 16=2^4
if X/2=y
then; (X/2)^X=y^X or y^2y
y^X=2^4
therefore, X=4
note dat y must be a prime number...dats y we had 2 find d lcm of 16

morgan**g:
bros elimination or substitution lyk how??shebi people whea register na first choice nd 200 nd above...wetyn me feel b say na just to invite us on the 17th**abi wetyn u mean by dat ''elimination or substitution''...please shed more light oooo i no understand!! Abi ui wan do ojoro dis year

u suppose knw say some pple wit 200 no go buy d form na.....no be everybody dey information oriented
Dr hesjay is stil rite....UI wil stil hold a meet to decide d exam date, method of exam n oda prep tinz sha
All na admission process

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Godwin7403: Na ui 4m u dey talk abt...sth wey dôn comot tatay weh dem don evenma stop reg na im u stil dey ask..wake up bro frm ya slumba@david

u suppose knw say divads na our man....na unto whining tinz im dey na

Abeg dis my guy no dey craze.....na big time [/s]comedian[s] joker n na Disneyland I'm dey live.........ONE LUV BRO!

Leystra: GOOD MORNING...
ATTENTION PLS!!!
For those of u that will start coming to me with provisions for Ramadan, let me inform you that I dont want bornvita this time around coz it makes me sleep a lot, I prefer milo (Baba Sala) coz I need lots of energy, also three crowns milk nauseates me, I prefer peak milk (liquid), its works well for ma body, I dont want milo sardine o, titus sardine (original brand) wa ok, granulated sugar purges me too, St. Louis sugar is better, then dont bring Nasco
cornflakes, I prefer Kellogs. Others include but not limited to Mango and Pineapple juice, Fresh fruits, I don't want agbalumo o! Cartons of Malta Guinness, fresh salad from Mr. Bigg's (I don't really like Cooperative salad, it upsets my tummy), 5crates of fresh eggs with chicken or beef, Vegetable oil, Palm oil and bag of rice. Pls, don't boda urself to make 'Ogi' for me, Hollandias curstard (5bags) ma wapa fun mi.
Tnk u so much! May Allah continue to bless you as you honour this little request from ur one & only friend! One love!
Ramadan Kareem to all our Muslim brothers and sister... please remember to add Swiss lace or French lace 10yrds 4 aso odun... Lol... Am just joking ni o...

Lagusta: Na three dots!!!

u are rite...doctor lagusta

IQ TEST.....
there are 2 dots in front of a dot
there are 2 dots behind a dot
there is a dot in d middle
how many dots are dere in total?