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Fynestboi: Test ur IQ
A boy forgot his pincode whch was 5digits, bt luckily for him he remembered some hints which can remind him of that password, here are those hints
1. First digits is equal to the square of second digits
2. Second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10
3. 4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1
4. 5th plus 3rd digit make 14
5. Sum of all the five digits equals 30....

Mikebis: New info 4rm ui,1 of ma nebo wa de ui studyn biochem say na cbt them 1 use o,xay d exam go de strict nd na profeso go invigilate,nd also d candidate score wl dtamin d cut off,jakn tinz o,1 mr tin e don sure say na all cndidate dat chuse ui 1st choice nd scr 200 nd abv wl b invited

Mikebis: let me av ur numb pls

divads: hahahaha, bro u no de gree change? hw we go start prepn wtawt telln u na? haba, we bn go TOILET na y we neva talk since, abg 4gv nd 4get.....chei!!!!11pm # I b winch?#

okorocha22: Thanx 4 replying...i rily appreciate

I want make we get personal talk....Wetin be ur 2go username?......maybe my 2go go dey useful again...but if u no dey 2go, contact me on seunokorocha@yahoo.com & let me know dat d mail is 4rm "Mikebis"......God Bless U

dapsondou: I've been watching this guy for sometime now. You behave immaturely. The ppl here are not kids u can talk to anyhow. Many ppl scored better and are not boasting and here u are with what
If u continue this way, i'll ask dr Okorocha to give u a shot of Trifluoperazine

Odunhana: Dey bobo yourself there

Odunhana: Gbagbe! Na Oau

Mikebis: hi

shakur07: No be onlu finest oh for dat 13th **me sef don mean oau wella ds yr

okorocha22: If u are sure u wrote UI putme last year n ur subject combo were phy, chem, bio.....pls indicate?

Fynestboi: Gudmawning uites in making....

Today is d last day 4 u to pay in to ui procesng admisn acct and as 4rm monday no more registratn.... Hurry naw nd get urs, b4 d time runs out..... Peace

Taylor184: MEET ASUU: NIGERIA'S BEST STRIKER

Being someone who has no interest in football, asking me to mention Nigeria's best striker, is like asking the proverbial Hausa hen the way to the river (Ba a tambayar kaza hanyar rafi). That's the entertainment industry for you.

But when we come down to the Educational sector, where I am an active participant, I can easily tell you within the blink of an eye, that ASUU is the best, unbeatable and number one 'striker' in Nigeria.

Born in 1978, ASUU started 'striking' at the age of 10 -- in 1988. But because it was an 'amateur striker' then, ASUU was given RED CARD on 7 August 1988 for stepping on the toes of Gen. Babangida Maiwushirya (the gap-toothed general).

As a 'good striker', ASUU wasn't discouraged by the red card, it metamorphosed into ULA (University Lecturers Association), under the leadership of Prof. Attahiru Jega, the present elections umpire.
After so much 'off-the-pitch striking', the red card was lifted in 1990, and ASUU returned from 'injury leave' both physically and mentally fit, ready to 'strike' again.

On 14 May, 1992 ASUU did what it knows how to do best -- it striked! This time the strike was so unbearable that General Maiwushirya had to issue another 'RED CARD' to the striker. So ASUU was proscribed for the second time on 23 August 1992.

Ever since General Maiwushirya handed over power, the striker has been striking with impunity. He became so strong a striker that he could maradonically break the defense of General Maikwale (the face-marked general) in 1994 and 1996!

Having striked in tough military regimes, the striker sees the civilian regime as a walk over. That's why ASUU striked twice in the tenure of Retired General Maitsagu (Baba Iyabo) in 2002 and 2007.

Determined to deal with the civilian regime, the striker skillfuly broke the defense of Late Alhaji Umaru Maidamanga (the hand-knitted damanga cap) striking twice - in 2008 and 2009.

Having gained international recognition, the striker sees the defense of Mr. Ebele Maimalafa as that of TAHITI. While the striker scored two goals per president, Oga Ebele's confused defense allowed him to have a hat-trick (three goals) in 4 years! One painful thing is that those goals were scored consecutively -- 2011, 2012 and 2013!

Now, ASUU has become so strong a STRIKER that it can compete with internationally renowned strikers such as Lionel Messi, Christiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney!
ASUU, PROUDLY NIGERIAN!

Itz_pretzy: u try oh.....me i jz finishd season 2, *season 3 loading*

shakur07: Lmao ** sha no forget me ya fwend oh *make dem join ma name also to d merit list

Taylor184: lol....shey dat vampire diary make sense ni?make I download one episode b4 I go buy am....

Taylor184: ;Dwe stil dey find more pple to join us sha....#sittin in front of my dearest TV#up nepa

iamliljozy: Na to chill remain now,I no fit let P-ume kill me.When they shortlist all of us(Which they will by God's grace)I go resume reading.#Pulls out PSP#

divads: hehe, c dz boyz o, wait 1st, na on top my brain una wan do d experiment? I resmble lab rat??:-) @ okorocha cum take small rust, bt no finish am oo...

shakur07: From ma laboratory research ** i fink its h2so4

Attah Ojoma :
Are u askin? Go mix d two 2geda, e go work wella dt way buh mind u my hand no dey o

shakur07: Even if e rust sef ** na h2s04 we go use as remedy oh

Mikebis: yepa,xo we are of d bird of d same feda,me jst de wk up nd slip,evn ma mama don de talk say i 2 de slip 2 much,well its nt ma fault sha,i jst blv say all is well,concinin jamb aggregate score,me 2 get d xam prob,i jst pray mk e no affect me,cos d score wey ui upload 4 me de dffrnt 4rm d 1 wey i get 4 jamb result print out.

Taylor184: Na d same pattern me and u dey 4low evridae,bt me no get ps2 ,i dey save mai moni 4 ps4...wen i wake up evridae,i check ma calender and plead wit phcn to bring lyt...c wetin admision do person

divads: lmao....chei i dn c my mates dm, yeah bro dat na d secret ov success ni, my own na 2 wake, slip, wake slip wake slip, my 2go nw na presnt continues tense sef, i bn de try plan time bench wey i go use prepare, bt all na lie,...sha mayb d nyt 2 d xam date we go du nyt vigile, hala baba God 2 help us.....COZ AS E B NW Eh........make i no talk sha, bt abg wn ASUU go call dm strike off?? Coz dz my daily routine 4 hauz dn taya me oooo, sha if ASUU vex, i go vex right college of edu....all na skul, coz d way i de see am, my brain go soon rust,*tinking*datz if e neva rust oo....hmm...sha God de, Emm... bt i 4 lyk meet wt ASUU 0ga @ d very top, we supoz get gist.....

shakur07: No be only yhu jare** d 17th is jes too far **