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nell07: lolz.. Dude
ur name soundz familiar.
Are u a member of king's group (adult rendezvous) on fb?

Is dat d name of d group?
I don't think I'm a member ooo

stan-ogb:
I see the thread is moving on happily, please I would like to know if there is possibly any small business one can do in camp as a corper, it will also help most of us that are business inclined
although i have suggestions like recharge card sales, storage devices(1 Tera byte memory cards, flash, etc). any other stuff will be welcomed...

We might nid tipex, glue, plain sheets....

Shygal: #confusd# 1 of ma helpers jus calld me sm hrs ago n told me 2 re-send ma details sayin dt d initial details i sent were incomplete coz it only had ma name, call up no n choice state. He said i shd re-send it includin in it ma state origin, l.g.a, sch, dept, course, dob, mat num n gav me an order 2write dem n re-send asap. I re-sent ma full details 2him n he said he wud start procesin it imediatly. Didnt wnt 2start askin him plenty qsts bt here lies ma confusn; i tot u guys said postin is ova! Am more dan cnfusd nw. Anyway, God dey... Jus tot i shd share dis wid u guyz coz am stil confusd! Although no penny involved, so dis cnt b SCAM, wt do u guyz tink. Wel, i tink d postin proces is stil on

Watz all d dob, mat no, dept... Bla bla for? I thot he jst nid d callup no.
nywayz, mayb he's an insider, jst wantin 2 look 4 anyway he can manipulate it.
Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE in 9ja so be optimistic

stan-ogb:
I see the thread is moving on happily, please I would like to know if there is possibly any small business one can do in camp as a corper, it will also help most of us that are business inclined
although i have suggestions like recharge card sales, storage devices(1 Tera byte memory cards, flash, etc). any other stuff will be welcomed...

I love Igbo boyz.... Them no dey carry last

Shygal: hmmmn, okoya, here i am... Send me!

Finding it hard to send a msg... Jez add me
Facebook.com/okoya

Abbasufi: NA ME HIDE AM O. TOO MUCH PPL DEY LOOK FOR AM

I beg release her oooo
I don miss her posts ooo

WHERE IS SHYGAL?

Dis month is goin 2 be a very long month oooo

T.stone:
@okoya, an NYSC official said NA LIE!!!

From my course mate, he said he got it from an insider dat NYSC is planning to shift it forward because Muslim fasting starts on 20th July.... Buh pls still verify cos he said he's very sure abt it

Jst heard dat NYSC has shifted it from July 2nd to June 26....buh yet to be pasted on it's website. Call any insider if u av ooooo to confirm this

Shygal: wow! u don't mean it

Yea.... Seriously....drop ur fb address lemme send a request

Shygal: 2many qsts....whc do i ansa

I beg no vex.... Jst fascinated, never seen a girl dat studied or studies architecture. U re d first

Shygal: yes, biological architect. Lol.

So wat does it mean? It goes beyond dis normal architect, I don't undastand cos it's rare to see a girl studying architecture. Wat sch did u graduate from?

Shygal: ehen nw ur talkin, am a Biological Architect n am jus designin.lol

Sori 4 poke-nosing oooo
U studied architure or wat?

PG 18+
Permit me to drop dis joke:
A wife went on holiday leaving the
husband behind.
The husband got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid
who had just come from Nsukka village and
who seemed clever. He called the maid to his bedroom
where he had taken off his pants,
he pointed to his manhood when
the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know what this is?
Maid: (Shyly) Yes... Husband: Do you know what it s
for?
Maid: Yes
Husband: show me. The maid immediately
dropped to
her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her
mouth.
The husband was shivering with
anticipation The maid then began,
"My name is Amaka Nweke, I'm 24
years old and I'm from Nsukka, Enugu State.
I would like to make a shout-out to
my parents, my uncle Emeka Ossai in Ontisha
aka 'Eribe agwuagwu'
and aunt Nneka aka 'ochalugo
nwanyi'. I would also like to tell my
boyfriend Emeka that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man,
"Oga, take your microphone I'm
through."

Everyday is fuckin slow.... 2day is jst like a week, I'm tired.... Hope u guyz understand wat I mean
I don't mind if Goodluck ask NYSC to adjust d date to 20th June... D calendar on my fone is complaining because every minute I open it.

Shygal: BAAD den y get dem?

Lolzzzz I mean cool... Datz wassup

Jst got 3 bad white shorts..... Shopping thinx

kinnad: no one has an idea,or do we prefer jokes now?...Lol. I'm a comedian o n if i start,trust me dis thread wil move frm 'nysc aspirants' to 'comedians forum'

Y won't u pay T fare? It waz in d past dat Corpers av dat privilege buh now, they'll collect their moni even BRT

kaygee88: Hi everyone, please can someone direct me to the exact page where the list of required stuff for NYSC was posted, I'll really appreciate it. Thanks!

Not sure, buh check 20-25

Av u guyz heard dat GEJ has renamed UNILAG to Moshood Abiola University...
Dis is so de repping

Sharing jokes and side talks is d only way 2 maintain dis thread since no news coming in yet from NYSC. if there re no jokes, by now, dis thread would av been boring.
It makes us more intimate, so embrace it abeg

Woke up and discovered my toothpaste is finished

moshoodn: [size=18pt]OKOYA
OKOYA
OKOYA
OKOYA
OKOYA
OKOYA
OKO. . . .

HOW MANY TIMES DID I JUST CALL YOU?[/size]

6 and half times

kinnad: Lol. I'm just knowing dis 4 d 1st time o! Buh..are u sure,cuz m just finkin how a motor wld jungle over

Watabout dis?
99% of Naija Kids & Adults don't know that the
nursery rhyme "Sandalili, Sandalili" is actually
"Standard Living, Standard Living" TRUE OR FALSE?

I bet we all dont know that the right word for ' jangilova
epo motor' is jungle over like a motor.
Am sure our teachers back then dont know this too.
Looooool

ujchief: 2 pages per day from now till 22nd june when callup letter is issued, 2x25 = 50 extra pages. From 22nd, its goin to be 5 papes per day till 2nd july, 5x7 = 35 papes. 35 + 50 = 85 pages, add 85 pgs to the 70
we'v got now, its 155 pages! I can bet my engr certificate on that!

Callup letter is still 26th - 27th June not 22nd June

Loskee: guy na wa u o!!!

Wat?