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NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 7:07pm On May 28, 2012

Shareboyz: I tot this thread was about NYSC batch B?

So?

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 6:39pm On May 28, 2012

Okoya: A Zookeeper gets raped by an Elephant and is rushed to hospital for treatment. The Doctor examines him and asks why his arse is stretched out 10 inches when an Elephants penis is only 4 inches wide? Weeping the man says "The dirty bastard fingered me first.

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 6:27pm On May 28, 2012

A Zookeeper gets raped by an Elephant and is rushed to hospital for treatment. The Doctor examines him and asks why his arse is stretched out 10 inches when an Elephants penis is only 4 inches wide? Weeping the man says "The dirty bastard fingered me first.

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 3:49pm On May 28, 2012

AN ETHICAL DILEMMA - What Would You Do? You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy
night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three
people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been
dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,
knowing that there could only be one passenger in
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going
to die, and thus you should save her first; or you
could take the old friend because he once saved your
life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him
back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect
dream lover again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants)
had no trouble coming up with his answer. I love this,
I may actually use it sometime for an interview
situation. WHAT DID HE SAY?
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He simply answered: ""I would give the car keys to
my old friend, and let him take the sicked old lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the
woman of my dreams."" Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 12:07pm On May 28, 2012

Oga, Madam & Ekene. Ekene is a house boy who
drinks the
wine of his Boss with impunity then
adds water to cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious & decided to
buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water just like dettol). Unknowing,
Ekene, drank from d wine
& topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added
water, d pasties became milky & when d
Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ekene. Ekene knew he was in trouble & decided to
stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he
observed.
“Ekene!”, he called from the sitting
room. He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”.
Ekene :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
“Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a
question u don’t answer me? ”
Ekene retorted, “Hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u
don’t understand
anything at all, except ur name.” “Is that so?” asked
the boss, “Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I’ll go into d kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ekene accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he
shouts: “Boss”. “Yes, ikem” his Boss answers. Ekene
then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when
Madam is not at home?”
No answer. D boy shouted again: “Boss, I say who dey sneak to
d maids room when madam no dey house?”
No answer.
The Boss came out from the kitchen
shouting, “Wonders will never cease!
Ekene, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s
name.”
D wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s
a lie without argument.”
Ekene asked if
she’ll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed.
Ekene asks madam, “Who’s junior’s biological father?
Me or oga?”
Madam madly rushed out of the
kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be fumigated I
can't hear anything."

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Calls by Okoya(f): 4:28pm On May 25, 2012

Shareboyz: Please can anyone give me info on Delta, bayelsa, and Rivers state. In terms of NYSC service year.
mostly which state wil mek me richer?

Anything u nid 2 knw abt nysc for now jst join dis thread
2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here.

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 4:20pm On May 25, 2012

Cabme: .@okoya mi guy if shot hv finish in lagos u can go 4 skirt no time o

Dat skirts sef go make sense ooo... E be lyk say I go buy one or two sha.... No tym

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 4:09pm On May 25, 2012

Initially I ve plans 2 be a Bad guy in camp buh I ve received an orientation now 2 jst play my games on a low key buh no dulling
I'll still represent LASU wella aswell as Lagos....
I beg I still dey find white shorts ooooo, d ones I'm seeing has one design or d oda on them. If u guyz knw where I can get in Lagos abeg tell me ooo

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 12:34pm On May 25, 2012

Okoya: It'll surprise all of u dat all dis akwa ibom, Lagos, Enugu dat u re clamoring for will end up in bauchi, yola, maiduguri
As for me, I'm prepared 2 serve my father's land. Anywhere I'm ready

I could remember @ d previous posting(batch A) there was dis girl I saw crying as if she lost some1, sitting on d floor outside our students affairs building,crying seriously, when I got closer, I asked som1 wat happend, they said she was posted 2 I think Kano, afta paying 40k for runzing it 2 Lagos. I pity her ooo... Since then, I believe God has d finally say in our posting
Let's don't put all our head, body and soul where we av runzed boos it's goin 2 destabilize, disrupt our initial plans....
I'm just saying oooo

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NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 12:10pm On May 25, 2012

It'll surprise all of u dat all dis akwa ibom, Lagos, Enugu dat u re clamoring for will end up in bauchi, yola, maiduguri
As for me, I'm prepared 2 serve my father's land. Anywhere I'm ready

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 11:01am On May 25, 2012

Shygal: and I hrd awards are usualy given to 36 best copas of d yr i.e frm each state n are given scholashp by GEJ evry pop. Wts d criteria 4bin d best copa sef? 1 of ma sch mate ws a beneficiary last pop in imo state.

They said we shd try to be active right from d moment we step in camp.....there re some pple watching us right from d moment we enter camp. Don't be an introvert

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 9:25am On May 25, 2012

Okoya: Read my initial post again

Dats exactly wat they said
Competition like football, volleyball, classroom etc.... It's for real

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 9:24am On May 25, 2012

naijaobi: I WAS ABOUT ASKING O..LOL..REPRESENT THE NATION WHERE?? LOL

Read my initial post again

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 9:22am On May 25, 2012

Barcanaija: go on bro.more...more....

@ d briefin we also heard dat they'll be various competition, we'll be in2 groups, d winner 'll represent d state u were posted 4 d national competition

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 9:06am On May 25, 2012

Barcanaija: go on bro.more...more....

@ d orientation, we also heard dat they'll be various competition, we'll be in2 groups, d winner 'll represent d nation

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 8:55am On May 25, 2012

Guyz, I beg where can I get white shorts oooo.,,, I don tire.., can I sew white chinos material as shorts?

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 10:41pm On May 24, 2012

T.stone:
Okoya plz wat was d briefing all about?

We were asked 2 come wit original copies very compulsory
Note: do not laminate ur call up letter
Transport allowance: 1,000
Bicycle allowance: 1,500
Leave allowanc: 1,500
Allowee:19,800
I've forgotten d last one buh it's 1,200
All allowances are tax free
U nid more info?

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 8:24pm On May 24, 2012

NYSC conducted it's briefing in LASU today...... Buh on d timetable it's still end of nxt month....
What do u guyz feel? Maybe they still want 2 bring d date forward because of d Muslim fasting... I pray oooo

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 2:23pm On May 23, 2012

T.stone:
Hmmm...it is quite evident that prayer mood had been activated big time! In God will trust that ALL will be well. Guys, all what is crucial @ dis point is our FAITH. If you believe you will achieve it. Time will soon fly now n we wld all be there. Keep the fire burning guys while prayers continues in earnest.
Have seen myself for a very long time in Iyana-Ipaja Lagos camp since(winks).
Moshoodn, Flairlady wiv me already. Boss 9-zeros in Enugu!
@shygal, teteyaks, BJ, shakz, luvola, naijaobi, ezemarcel, vincent, okoya, n plz pardon me if I didn't mention your name...God's knows your name n d desires of ur heart. Will soon hear from you of your TESTIMONIES! Much Luv.

Thanks bro, akwa ibom or Enugu on point

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 1:23pm On May 23, 2012

Akwa ibom first choice
Enugu second choice
God give me admission

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 8:20am On May 23, 2012

omidan21: .
Yep I got dis message on mah phone as a text dis evening.abeg which one lasu dey do again.aw true is dis.

Let's jst go if we re not busy

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 4:14pm On May 22, 2012

Briefin of Prospectve Corps members comes up on THUR 24/5/12 @ MBA by 9am.Atendance wl be use 4 distributn of Call up letters.LASU...

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 10:53am On May 22, 2012

Will d posting be pasted in schools before d issue of d call up letter?
I'm eager..... AKWA IBOM, una don receive VISITOR

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 9:44am On May 21, 2012

ALL LASUITES IN HERE, LETS MEET

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 9:17am On May 21, 2012

T.stone:
@all; I greet you.
#Uncle T.stone is thinking#
What's actually the NYSC reforms all about? Call-up no came out as against their timetable n dis really shows how serious they are. Well, thank God for the computer age in d easy processing of tinz. As it is now, dunno fink I will be going with their timetable again. Hands crossed n seriously waiting for posting early nex month I guess. well, dis will reduce our anxiousness n make us all @ peace. Am sure d private sectors too are making dialogue with NYSC director to reverse th policy(whr exactly do they want to fix all of us if d private don't take small). A lots of thinking going on in my head...you can help me share some!

It came as @ d tymtable date na
17th-19th

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 7:09am On May 19, 2012

MY CONCERN IS JST ABT D COST OF LIVING..... BE SMART OOOOOO, AND THE LEVEL OF STRESS

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 10:44pm On May 18, 2012

naijaobi: NAME THEM BRO

Enugu, Akwa Ibom......

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 9:52pm On May 18, 2012

U guyz re jez killin urself cos of Lagos... Watz in Lagos? D stress is killing, saw a corper queueing @ oshodi 4 BRT and @ dat spot he consumed 3 gala and a bottle of lacasera.... Tell me,how much he must av spent @ dat spot, d transportation fare on d oda hand is high, d COST OF LIVING IS TOO HIGH, population is too much, no more opportunity like it use 2 be b4 d new posting policy.... So many disadvantages of serving in Lagos... It's only advantageous 2 dos dat already stay or dat has a family here. Don't waste ur resources ruzin 2 Lagos. Try 2 minimize cost, there are beta states Dan Lagos.... Think abt it

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NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 6:00pm On May 18, 2012

akwa ibom, enugu or rivers any one, I'm ready

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 4:01pm On May 18, 2012

Shopping on ma mind

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 3:24pm On May 18, 2012

As I'm typing dis, d call up no is been pasted in lasu...... Can't wait 2 check it

NYSC › Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Okoya(f): 8:01pm On May 17, 2012

luvola: any laSU STUDENT HERE FRM DEPT OF ACCOUNTING? proud to be one

Lets represent

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