₦airaland Forum

hmmnn
D day is already dark! 2mr is d deal day....
Hope I can find sleep 2nyt...
D list must be pasted atleast to ease d tension.

Jina24: this is so so funny, u made me laughed like a mad woman. To make matter worst am in a public transport. Hahahahahahaha stil laughing.

#i'm blushing#

A chief who had only one daughter. When
the daughter was of marriage age, the father
sent news around town that all the eligible
young men should come to compete in a test
which would determine who was fit to marry
... his daughter. On that set day, all the able-bodied young
men came out. Some came with paper and
biro and others with cutlasses and swords.
The wealthy chief took them to his swimming
pool ...and addressed the men: “ Any of you
who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my
daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him 15 million
naira, a car and a house so they can start life
well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law
at the other side. "Good luck!”
As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their
shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and
dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.
Immediately all the men turned back and
started wearing their shirts again.
Disappointed, some of them said ''make the man go marry him pikin jor''
All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the
pool. Everybody watched in amazement as
one gentleman struggled his way across,
avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally,
he made it to the other side. The wealthy chief could not believe it. He asked the young
man to name anything he wanted but the
man was still panting uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made a request
saying ''make una show me the person wey
push me inside this pool' ☺☺☺


Still on d mata

T.stone:
Annie, help me tell him o.

Lol

anitank: Coolu temper

Tryin 2 cool it buh it's not cooling...

T.stone:
The current saga now is making me to remember watching my favourite EPL team playing when it was raining one day and the network went off...NO SIGNAL YET...*okoya am laughing o*

Me I can't laugh oooo
Fear, tension, doubt... Pondering on ma head

anitank: Gombs I see u. Oya post something joor b4 I vex

He's f.ucking up! U don't let people control ur emotions.

Let them paste dis thing nah..

nana: Hello Guys,dunno if this is the right place to ask this question but please,i'm going to pick up my call up letter tomorrow yeah. Pls,what are the documents to take along with me? Thanks!

Ur callup letter... Don't laminate with say 10 photocopies
Statement of result/certificate.... Original and fotocopies
School id card/ letter of identification... Original and fotocopies

anitank: Na dat ur iphone u de use type all this many many english? U de try o. I can't fit o

Let's chat

Every1 is trying hard to do good boy/girl..,, NO 1 is perfect.
This is friendship, we knw one another's strengths, weaknesses, flaws, attitudes, character....
Datz d only way we can live 2geda...
U watch Big Brother Africa... U knw wat I mean!

Adedoks: am smilin,calm down abeg o guys i didnt mean it dat way.peace!!!

Haba... It's not ur fault u re human!
It's bound to happen... We all interpret peoples opinion differently...
U re a correct guy...
I don't see anything there!

bukkylois: dis thread no go kill me...haba pple saying thinz without thinkin it tru...no mind am ani na posting fever dey worry am

LMAO.... I would always connect my tongue to my brain next time.

A wife was dreaming in middle of d night & suddenly
shouts,"wake up! quickly she said! my husband is
back" The man on d bed wit her got up, jump 2ru d
window,broke his legs,ribs & looses 3 front teeth, den
realises, He's her HUSBAND,who's guilty?

anitank: PLS IF U DIDNT GET THE MESSAGE I WAS TRYING TO PASS........ZIP IT!!!!!

DAT IS WAT I'M TALKING ABOUT....
BAD COMMUNICATION...
people tend to interpret ur thots in their own way!

anitank: I don't know again oo. She has asked me to come visit her, dat d town is peaceful.......but I love being alive

U no go kill person....ROTFLMAO

anitank: I remember when my cousin sister was posted to GOMBE state 5years ago. She cried her eyes out because according to her, she had nobody there, mum,dad,sis,bro....nobody! But wld u believe dat dis same cousin of mine has refused to come back since she passed out? She said she is now enjoying the place like madt.....lol! She's now working in a bank over there and has only come bck a couple of countable times. *whispers* she also met her fiance there . U just can't tell

Gombe? I thot dos boko boys re also in gombe...

anitank: Woke up this morning with an unusual feeling of happiness. Something tells me am in for a great and fulfilled week ahead. *f.uckin happy mode activated*

F.ucking happy mode...
Hmmmmm
#lipsglued#

Dunno y I'm laughing....,
Still laughing...

I'M LOVING THIS THREAD.... like maaaad

bukkylois: Watever...if u followed wests post properly u should no he loved ha dearly...dunno wats d problem of peepz on dis thread....still disappointed....u were rude n insensitive...gbam!! Tryin to indirectly say some of us aint matured won't get u off d hook....done wif dis thread joor

I'm sad because u re sad! Pls revert ur statement
Stay put.... U re not going anywhere

Bukkie oya sorry.... Don't go oooo....
Pls jst stay, u remember our plan?
Buh u shd av left it for west to comment rather dan commenting...
I can't fit vex for u nah...

omenka Jnr: ....though i knw he meant to pass a message accross,bt dats wats an impolite way of condoling with somebody...people shouldnt play politics or jokes with death...all de same Odikowest..accept my heartfelt condolences

bukkylois: okoya dts not kul, don't make jokes outta somefin lik dt...not funny at all...disappointed

omenka Jnr: ....though i knw he meant to pass a message accross,bt dats wats an impolite way of condoling with somebody...people shouldnt play politics or jokes with death...all de same Odikowest..accept my heartfelt condolences

U guyz av disappointed me.... Why not wait for west to comment
It's he's grand ma dat died and not he's mum...,
Definitely she shd be old enuf to die.... Dunno Nigerians re fond of settling for wat is not necessary...
Bukkie u shdnt av interpreted it dat way cos I never and would never make jokes out of it!
Dis is exactly wat causes problems here, BAD COMMUNICATION...
If any1 dies @ 80 above, it's a thing of joy...

West don't mind bukkie jare..., celebrate it

Besides, datz d best way to console some1 who lost some1...#matured minds#

odicowest: Goodmorning my lovely good freinds,i realy mis u all.i know that all fingers are crossed.my grand mum kicked bucket yestday.thanx to all of you that prayed for us while in hospital.wish you all happy posting.thanx

U re a lucky guy! She has paid d price for ur posting... Congrats in advance

T.stone:
Really trying to imagine how those batch C guys will be feeling now! We've been here for more than two months and just a week to go we are almost geting tired...not to talk of people that still have four months!!! Jesus christ! I can't imagine myself in their shoes o. Well, they just have to wait cos most of us too here really waited for long too...

They f.ucked up jare
They shdnt av started d thread now.... It's goin 2 put more pressure on them

jazbah: An insider cheked mine las friday n Abuja

I even thot u ve seen it......

ujchief: Just bought my tip-ex! Once i collect my call-up and i see a state i dont like, i'll tip-ex it and fill in my preferd state, no time, i no fit shout!

Lmao

anitank: God punish them! They should go and insure their families' lives first because they'll definitely die b4 any corper I knw including myslf

Lmao

anitank: Find 6 animals in d word CAMELEPHANTELOPELICANARY......tick tock! Make me happi

Camel
Elephant
Ant
Antelop
Pelican
Canary

BJ88: @shy:hope u saw me @ enugu camp....*smiling*
@Okoya:if i wanna follow ur analysis,that means i shld be prepared 4 d north cos i'm 4rm Edo state,skooled @ UNIBEN n based in Lasgidi but i av a frnd who hails 4rm Ekiti,schooled @ UNAAB abeokuta n was posted to Ondo state witout runz,so ma dear bro....just believe all is well n no go catch fever o...lol
@ Uncle T:abj is ok na though lasgidi is sure 4 u!
@house:let's believe it is well!

U ve given me hope.... Are u sure she didn't runz it?

T.stone:
Okoya, forget about that bro. This is 9ja. My bossom friend that we school together in OAU IFE served in IFE. In his alma matter for that matter! He studied economics just like me and still served at the reserch centre on campus. I have a friend that finished from UI here in IB and still serve in IBADAN even in her local govt cos she's from that local govt by origin. You can serve anywhere it just depends on how strong you are you know. It's only those that are not too strong such thing might not really work for...I see you bro.

hmmmm
I hope oooo..... I dreamt I was posted to Enugu...

Chokolee: ....
I dont knw too much abt that though...buh i knw of not been posted to the state where u skuled and ur home state..dats if the skul is not located at ur home state

Thanks bro... I see u

Do any of u knw if dis posting is random or do they take into consideration ur sch?
Cos some1 told me I can never be posted to west or south west because I finished from west and I'm an indigene of d west.