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some people can lie sha... abeg, how much will tractor tire cost then?

@SeyiLaw shouldn't be mad at what that dude said. instead he should just laugh over it. Abi don't he crack jokes out of other people's problem and life too ni...

shame on him if that statement makes him angry.

Someone should tell me how Davido made that list with that his 1 song per year (if)?. politics, bribery and Money things everywhere. shiooor

I booked the last plot in this estate for those that wanna buy space...

last space booked...lol

abeg, where is Dbanj ?. he once claimed to have the highest number of followers on instagram from Africa in one of his song like DAT.

TPAND:
Other than Hair Straigheners and Dryers... nothing on that list raises a brow

So Jeans doesn't raise a brow too?.

people are rich for 9ja oooo... even davido's Papa's name is not on the list...

how I wish the next edition of oxford English dictionary could add DINO as a word which means "Stupid" and quote examples under it like "As stupid as Dino" ....

the funniest thing about this post is that ... I know the groom.. it's been over 8 years that I saw that egbon (brother) last.... Nairaland is so lovely.... @Op where is that brother now?

AJOBI77:
When some is struggling to get one. Kudos sir

why won't some be struggling to get one with poor English like yours... ?

Correct yourself dude.

officialPMN:
Most people think going to a military school has disadvantages or takes a bad toll on children but today on this post I am going to highlight the reasons why going to a military secondary school isn't a bad idea.
1) Discipline
Everyone knows that you can not mess up around uniformed men. They are rules for every activity that goes on in the school and you totally know what an army slap feels like not to talk of flogging so you can not think of going against the rules. In military schools like command secondary school, Discipline is the first word on their motto before knowledge.

2) knowledge
I can confidently tell you that military schools can boast of having the best teachers cause there teachers are carefully selected by the Federal Ministry of Defence yes I said ministry of Defence their teachers are under the ministry of defence not education. So you can be sure of having the best education.

3) Smartness
You can not compare the smartness of a child that attended a military school to other schools. Because while they are busy trying to outsmart a soldier you are busy trying to outsmart a civilian you know the difference. When you spend six years outsmarting a soldier trust me you are totally going to survive on the streets.

3) Barrack Influence
Attending a military school makes you get in contact with barrack peeps as well as the barrack itself. Not everything in the barracks is actually a social vice there is this feeling and vibe that comes from the barracks it grooms you to be tough for the task ahead in the outside world.

4) Easy choice of a career path
When you are in an environment for long it tends to affect your choice of career in the future. Being around the military men makes you see the beauty and importance of their profession so its not always difficult to pick a career.
Too be continued.....


https://pmnlive..co.ke/2016/12/advantages-of-attending-military.html?m=1

@op, u can lie o .. 70% Of the guys end up as weed smokers and gamblers.. Even my female cousin ends up as Fisher of men..

Thanks to the family's prayer

mytime24:
which state b dat

sambisa state

how is this news?

na their family problem be that. not mine

na USA problem be that not Nigeria

na North America continent problem not Africa..

@Op... can u now imagine the gap of connectivity between that problem and Nigerians?

anyway, thanks

see how the Op made it sound as if everyone is not expecting her to have belle after wedding...

if its baby bumb... congrats
if not... aunty funke, we are expecting it soon ooo.

mytime24:
pls i beg u oooo
i'm nt a troublemaker oooooooooo

but you are

centboy123456:
Our people they try sha but wait am not a nigeria am a biafra man

verily, u are truly a Biafra goat.... idi.ot fellow.

yemsai:
Dem dey use am collect money for bank?

den they use ham collect MMM money....

Nixiepie:
So wat do want them to do for u now

To increase the time or decrease

make den increase the CTSO ni (cumulative Time Spent Online)
shikenahh

cc: lalasticlala

push this thing to front page so that everyone could see that someone is ready to form a mega party again yours.

i know its not snake matta but if done. I promise to kill a snake and dedicate it to u...

lol

No be joke oooo @Seun, @Lalasticlala..

I have been a registered member of this site (in short of this our site because no be only u get the site again @Seun) since February 8, 2011..

I come online daily especially in d evening till midnight.... I read nothing less than 30 write-ups per day. yet, on my profile it shows that the total time spent on this our site by @Okusman is 9days 11hours.... #makaWhy? why? why? @Seun.... Wetin I do now? abi na because say I no dey follow other nairalander exchange words? abi na because say I no dey cause trouble online like Airforce1, mytime24, my fellow afonjas and ipob people....

@Seun @Lalasticlala we don wear the same trousers oooo....

lol......


no joke oooooo but seriously @seun how Una dey calculate total time spent on here?.

hurray to the winners....

shiiiooorrr... he should have used Zobo drink to bath.. yeye boy from my village.

Lagusta:
Eiyaaa, this just shows that you know NOTHING about health care....
Comparing the security guard of a bank to a house officer is like comparing the confidential secretary of a law firm to a fresh barrister...

But hey, a fresh barrister can still represent you at a court of law!!!!

That's just how health care is. You first see the house officer, he clerks you, takes history, performs physical examinations, makes an initial assessment, takes samples, orders for investigations, draw a preliminary treatment plan, and the finally inform his registrar/Medical officer....

The registrar goes through the clerking, dots i's and crosses t's, and informs the senior registrar, who does the same until the consultant is informed, who gives his final verdict, which all members of the team, including the house officer, follows to the marrow.....

So in essence, no consultant would ever review a patient unless the house officer sees, then the registrar and so forth....

Hope I am clear now??

clap for your self because I could see that u tried your best by using private hospital settings to break down your point...
firstly, u said a patient is good to go when seen by house officer... lol.. just tell me yes or no.. can an house officer carry out a procedure on you? ... so even an emergency patient will severe case will undergo house officer to medical officer and reg and senior reg before consultant clerking?...

there are several clinics in a standard teaching hospital... only 2 clinics (GOPD and Staff clinic) where are like primary health center use medical officers to attend to patients because most cases brought in to those clinics are minor cases like malaria and the likes... those with major cases are immediately given referral letter to the appropriate clinic , which are the other clinics in that hospital and they are called COPD or Specialist Clinics (e.g MOP, SOP, E.N.T, Ophthal..... etc). medical officers are not specialists not to talk of the house officers which are juniors to medical officer....

Lagusta:
And you are....

Your point please....

But actually your post is quite amusing, considering the fact that the first doctor you would ever meet in the teaching hospital is the HOUSE OFFICER!!!

Cheers bro

because an house officer is the first doc that will say hello to me doesn't mean he/she is the one that will treat me.... maybe I should put it in this format....

why don't you give the money that you want to deposit into your account to the security man that opens the bank door for u because he is d first staff of that bank to see/meet?...

topic like this always educate one or two people. but the pride, ego and the "I know everything" behaviour of some people can just ruin the sensation of the holistic.... imagine two medical practitioners/students fighting over an online case. simply because they want the world to know their field.... shiiiooooor, @OP, please don't follow any of their advice except taking the handsome boy to the hospital... these small doctors hardly say a word on cases at teaching hospitals ... only d consultants do the real shit and some SR.... yeye house officers forming on top what they don't know .

there is hierarchical order in medical profession too. just like the forces .

Professor
consultant
S.R
Registrar
Medical Officer
House officer
medical student.

they started making sense from the Registrar. while they started making good sense at Consultant especially on surgery cases..

be wise... don't let a registrar , even Senior Registrar (SR) operates u . .. u only have one life.. and hardly listen to the medical officer downward except on malaria cases

who album EPP?....lol

@OP... please kindly, let me know when JIM replies back... just let me keep observing from afar....

when the PAY is fat, always remember to create time for recreation..... Enjoy woman.

Enjoy and be Happy....

blessed is your new home @jennifa_suliya_ayetoro_number1

oya....race son start... all the girls on his social media page be like... let me change my profile picture to my prettiest and best picture for this short man devil to see...

LadyF where una dey? u better come and advice the girls.