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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 6:48pm On Dec 15, 2014
cc150615:
smh
DLIFO
PoliticsRe: Nkanu Youths Threaten Showdown With PDP Over Patience Jonathan's Interference. by okzcorp: 6:46pm On Dec 15, 2014
goryorhal:
lol berem!!!! Can't stop loving this chick grin
Berem, chick? Okay na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 6:28pm On Dec 15, 2014
Guys should host the girls. Na small challenge
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 5:55pm On Dec 15, 2014
TheRealAdonye:
Oga Scrypt, what say you?
You can only edit the quote not the post.I recommend you guys visit Bonny beach carnival
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 5:49pm On Dec 15, 2014
beau49:
smiley thanks dear,it was just a moment of weakness. Please help me edit that part. Thanks**e-hug**
Was sterling responsible for this? angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 5:40pm On Dec 15, 2014
tolutweety:
"The Tarkwa Bay, which is an Island of about 20min Boat cruise from the Lagos CMS Boat jetty, is a serene environment sparsely populated with friendly Residents some of whom are fishermen. The Tarkwa Bay Island affords one of easy access to the raging and boisterous waves of the Atlantic Ocean as well as the less aggressive water of the Lagos lagoon both of which gives a refreshing and recreational beach activities
Takwa Bay is a short speedboat trip from Lagos. It’s the perfect place to spend the Holz. The beach is crescent shaped and has deckchairs all along you can rent. Once seated, you can be served a big bottle of snapp or suya or spliff while gazing out onto the tropical horizon.
"

Ohhh...Why am I so excited talking about this Bay huh

Well , As the MOUTHPIECE of the committee set up some days ago ;

I HUMBLY INVITE ALL TO THE 2014 NL JOB-SECTION BEACH GET-TOGETHER

VENUE : TAKWA BAY BEACH * There will be a ferry waiting to convey everyone down there by 12pm at one of the ferry terminals in V.I*

DATE : FRIDAY 26TH DEC, 2014

HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY's EVENTS:

HorseRides,GAMES (Board Games,FunGames et al),COUPLES' Walk ,SKii diving & Other water sports(Provided you are not hydrophobic),Lots of Music and ofcos ITEM 7 (REFRESHMENTs) .....with LOTS OF SELF-IES AND WE-FIS with NAIRALANDERS. cheesy smiley

IT PROMISES TO BE A BLAST featuring

davide470 aka DJ Moderator smiley
Lero15 aka MR. Coordinator smiley
Veevan1 aka Games Cord kiss
Jamean aka PLAYFUL kiss
cocolav aka Dchoice kiss

And also humble members of this section :

Ilori1930 smiley
Xtrasmooth404 smiley
Ferdybaba smiley
beau49 kiss
misspetit kiss
singlefade25 kiss

--IF INTERESTED IN JOINING THE NAMES ABOVE ; type 'I AM IN' (cc veevean1,Lero15)
And voila,you get an AUTOMATIC INVITE ! * Entry closes this Friday; 19-12-14*


IF YOU MISS THIS.......... you know the rest na.

PS: YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR all YOUR EXPENSES (Boat Ride to & fro Takwa beach & FEEDING) - You may chose to be gentlemanly or ladylike by paying for the opposite sex you like.

Google says :
Takwa Bay costs N4, 699 and COVERS the boat ride to & fro Takwa Bay Beach, the entrance fee at Takwa Bay, Chips and barbecue turkey, chapman & small chops.
I say :
Take that as an estimate, It might be slightly higher. ITS CHRISTMAS SEASON.


SEASONS GREETINGS !!! cool cool
cry Scrypt and TheRealadonye, you guys got a challenge. Am socialphobic.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 3:21pm On Dec 15, 2014
veevean1:
Just imagine u are in a room filled with black people and u see just one white man or vice versa. what is unique about the white man?
He is an expatriate that's all. Now answer me clearly not with a case scenario.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 2:11pm On Dec 15, 2014
Veevean1, you so love ya engineering career. What is unique about a female engineer?

I know someone here who is obsessed with female engineers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 9:47am On Dec 15, 2014
CoCoLav:
Like?
I trust your discretion, use it dear.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 8:52am On Dec 15, 2014
CoCoLav:
Lool. You guys sha lipsrsealed
Tell them that which they want to hear.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 8:01am On Dec 15, 2014
Lero15:
okzcorp actually fances you lipsrsealed ...so who is gonna take ur post as a matchmaker undecided
Your foresight is interesting. You guys need another partner for Tolu because a matchmaker will be matched.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 7:42am On Dec 15, 2014
veevean1:
shocked shocked shocked
Just how I knew your name.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 7:36am On Dec 15, 2014
davide470:
cheesy cheesy

Cocolav is quite pretty, you know. wink
smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 7:34am On Dec 15, 2014
davide470:
cheesy cheesy

Cocolav is quite pretty, you know. wink
I have confirmed that Dee. She is the prettiest and her beauty astounds me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 6:55am On Dec 15, 2014
veevean1:
Bothers u!!!
Lemme satisfy ur curiosity. David nd I have an uncle - baby rship(whatever dat means). Tolu and I are partners in d matchmaking business and we wouldn't mind working on u if u have any lady in da house u fancy wink
Diplomatic Oge. wink

Thanks for making it clear. Do you think you can make it possible?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 6:50am On Dec 15, 2014
veevean1:
So u r saying its not as it seems? Wit u nd coco huh
Coco is in the best position to answer this brain teaser, because I cannot categorically tell you Yes now and you hear No later.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 12:24am On Dec 15, 2014
veevean1:
Am beginning to see d effects of my first successful matchmaking.
Anyways just whistling by grin
Its not really what you see.
The following bothers me, please satisfy my curiousity:

Are you seeking a second matchmaking?

Are you matched with david (congrats bro) or Tolu?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by okzcorp: 12:15am On Dec 15, 2014
sifo:
I know someone who took d online test this morning *sunday . I took the test online sha since I just couldn't go to lag. Let's see hw it goes sha,
You got the ID info and other particulars ryt? Its a smart move by you. Good thinking

That someone is lucky
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 11:42pm On Dec 14, 2014
veevean1:
Good news yayy!!! He passed so happy on d downside he should get himself back to ds soil ASAP

Cocolav and okzcorp shocked shocked shocked tell us something
What thing VEe?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by okzcorp: 11:37pm On Dec 14, 2014
veevean1:
Maybe d picture capture was a scam undecided don't even think dey were doing anything lipsrsealed but who knows
Maybe its for attendance. The test expired on same day.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by okzcorp: 11:15pm On Dec 14, 2014
cc150615:
ah guess the last mention was removed before I saw it, Whatever it said sha!
You could write from home since you got that link. If you had the particulars given in the hall, you can fly.
I wonder what role the picture capture played this time?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 10:36pm On Dec 13, 2014
Scrypt:
Lol. That smells like trouble. grin
Nah, stop sniffing buh I always pay my debts, ask her (you know who)

Mi amor cocolav, where are thou?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 10:35pm On Dec 13, 2014
Scrypt:
Lol. That smells like trouble. grin
Nah, stop sniffing buh I always pay my debts.

Mi amor cocolav
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 10:09pm On Dec 13, 2014
Scrypt:
Lol. I'm sorry, I promise not to repeat it again.
No apologies amigo. Am okzcrop
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 9:45pm On Dec 13, 2014
Scrypt:
Reminds me of Okzcrop tongue.



Messpetithuh WTFhuhshockedshocked
Enjoy na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 9:27pm On Dec 13, 2014
TheRealAdonye:
Hebrews 11:1
Says what? I no get bible
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 9:26pm On Dec 13, 2014
TheRealAdonye:
Biko. get my moniker right.
I no dey get mentions for Thereadonye..


Ehen, I no be PH First Son, that's Duncan Mighty's position..

But we can set something up.
I nominate Okzcorp-cute to put plans in motion.
First off, I'll suggest you get our numbers and create a Whatsapp group.

Just a suggestion.
Correction noted. Offer declined.

I get sun burn so make una use style dey delete cute like this:
Okzcorpcut, ,nxt okzcorpcu, then okzcorpc, finale okzcorp.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 9:06pm On Dec 13, 2014
Lero15:
u shd av called me na angry
Am sorry about that.
At the AC or Interview, I will reach out to you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 8:54pm On Dec 13, 2014
cc150615:
y'all should berra do sth o,first son or last son.
Alright ma'am.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 8:46pm On Dec 13, 2014
Lero15:
it went well. Thanks.
I saw thee.
Dividend of pictures.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 3:22pm On Dec 13, 2014
Scrypt:
Awon Poraicooourt don go solo. Okzcorp cute. Oya organize for us. grin. Maybe we can ship some of the Lasgidi ladies like CocoLav down here to make up for the shortage in numbers. cheesy
Why me cry. Thereadonye is PH first son, he knows what to do.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 3:15pm On Dec 13, 2014
Lero15:
lero15 no be monster na
Nope, you aint a monster, red top man. How did your test go?

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