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CONGRATS Ferdaybaba cute, you deserve the Most handsome award.

Erm Veevean1 share the last card you recharged, no vex.

Karschisbarbie, they have robbed me ooooo

Firefire:
In his speech, Sylva told the people that a good friend is better than a bad brother.
He reiterated that political leaders from the North have proven their friendship in the past and are therefore more worthy than a brother who has done nothing for his own people.

Rotimi Amaechi and Sylivaa are selling their birthright for a mess of pottage, what friendship is cat doing with rat, what friendship is a lion having with a dog ?

"May he who comes to visit me never bring death to me, and when he does depart, may he never grow a hunch-back."

Jonathan till Rotimi Amaechi, Buhari and Siliva get sense.

Rather till YOU get sense.

NB: Am not a politician.

Thanks guys for your nominations. I am elated.
Davide470 your nomination struck me most, Casanova, why na?
Who did I casanova?

anthoniaz:
Mine.

So we should stay off?

hapiness44:
reli! Trust me if u see my picture you will be love struck! So let's leave it like this *winks*

I once believed in love at first sight, for now its a myth. Show me, I could open my collection of humor for thee.

herald9:
Hypo +Klin

Effective but not efficient. For thorough cleansing, add H2SO4. The effect is magical because all stains will be dissolved and hands become pure.

missberrypop5:
"A lady" you say? Probabily among the few.
Most ladies like it. I know what i'm saying.

She has her ilks out there, so many of them. Perhaps you are one of the "few" who appreciate it.

Like a brother had said, many in their list would say; I want a guy with good sense of humor but they lack the necessary facility to recognise one and process humor. Its not their fault anyways, hilarity aint for ALL.

InZA:
I could hug you a million times for this.

They can't process sarcasms at all.... Not the subtle ones, not even the obvious ones, the best they may end up doing is getting angry at your "incoherence". Smh

Please gimme the hugs, all of them because soon they will come after me.

herald9:
#washes hands

Depends on washing agent, your hands could still be stained. That edit is too strong.

missberrypop5:
and you forgot that a funny guy's character can be contagious. Once he has that beautiful sense of humor, it make make a very dry, witty-less girl more lively than him.
Funny dudes rock jor.

I diagree with you. A lady once told me she hates SARcASM.Some are just too lazy to process properly what they read or hear.

hapiness44:
I had this very funny friend in uni then,he told me he wore suit to church that sunday, and I dared him to wear the suit to class on a tuesday..Lo! And behold! He wore a suit to 'faculty' a very busy place in the university of benin,students were looking at him like he was one crazy dude,he walked up to me and I started laughing so hard.that singular act made me fall in love with him!.. If you want to make me trip for you, just make me laugh,it works everytime

Perhaps giving us a lead on things that amuse you and a picture of you will motivate us to make you laugh

anthoniaz:
Ok oo.

Is this your wedding pix or you running an advert for some wedding dress makers?

Chizzy20:
even if u re funny nd u re broke or dont ve sumtyn doin, one will jst b making a fool of himself.

OMG are those LIPS

tolutweety:

Are you saying most can't be objective in their comments, especially as it relates to politics

Yes, do you think otherwise?

Am doubtful of the willingness of many to comment objectively. We will barely see comments here since you asked for objectivity, albeit I still have hope in Nigeria.

Please let people know that they will pay 8k. Its in their best interest so as to know if they should proceed to mailing ya.

Kachisbarbie:
Just give everything to my boyfriendz Lero15 /okzcorp

Proven Lady. I never knew I occupy such lucrative position. Many would kill for this.

holusormi:
You liked my post and later unliked it ,,, OMG I feel soo terrible,, I checked my account balance and 1 million was missing because you unliked it ,,, do I look like I give a flying fvck about that ?? Lmao

Am I sure the iphone seduced them ?? Wait let me ask Ifa ,, do I think am a big boy ?? Wait let me ask Instagram !!!

Lol. He is small boy.

holusormi:
The sillyness is this post is mind boggling , and if I may ask what exactly is wrong with playing candy crush on your tab when u seated next to a fine girl So far u not wearing ur tab as a pendant ,, you damn well reserve the right to bring it out and play candy crush saga in a bus when u seated next next to a fine girl ,, and while u doing that pls start a conversation ,,, if only you know how many times av gotten laid with my iphone!!!

And what's this rubbish I hear about apologizing even when u right ?? The problem with niggers like u is that you watch too much hollywood and it has fvcked up your brains ,,, apologize when u right to a girl or to anybody and ull keep apologizing to her till your dying days ,, stamp your foot on the ground and accept no bullshiatts from nobody!!!

What's this other rubbish about been financially responsible for your girl upkeep ?? ,,, na u born am ?? Give if you have abeg !! You are only responsible for when when she's your baby mama or when u married to her !!!

Too many unreasonable points here,, do this for our Naija sisters and ull remain stuck in the mugu zone for life while one omo rapala bus conductor will bang her mercilessly , beat her join and even collect all the money you give her !!

I liked this post and later unliked when I read how you banged.... because of your iphone. You are sure the iphone seduced them? Do you think you are a BIG BOY then?

Curious,do BIG BOYS book space and school in France (and proclaim it)?

Congratulations Jamean. You deserve it.

On this note, I wish to join my friend, Savant on Cybertical (thought it was sabbatical). My work here is done.
I wish you all a Fulfilled 2015.

Davide470, thank me later, if you don't know why goto page 1.

veevean1:
I slept off by 8:30 how does that happen!!!
So because I decided to go to bed early jamean opened page 200
Hmmm dats how rapture will take place ooh!!!

ferdybaba u no go get togeda u Dan describe everybody! Except me... I no fine abi nd u no like as david nd cc15... Dan reconcile I missed u sha

OKzcorp all this hyping don't come with high expectations ooh.

Davide470 d ringing tone wasn't loud enuf to wake me ooh. Ema binu!
Cc150615 I dey ooh where u leave me


Mej plan no work I sha still get to post on pg 200

Later you all....



Mej sha congrats

What hype and what expectations? The cute appended to my moniker no longer exists ooooo, I edited it for you, thank me later

Lero15:
Oya send all of them PMs to request for their pictures

How do I send them PMs?

okeyjames:
brother. I don't o. Lol. longest time

Namesake, our common cause left you mute for a long time. Howdy?

Savant:
Special appreciation to all those who gave endless mentions. I took time off to get NL out of my system because I was getting too attached. A Very much needed 'Cybertical' if I must add.

I want to give particular mentions to the following people that I met either directly or by proxy: Tolutweety, Davide470, Bisiboom , and Tochiddy amongst a plethora of others.

NL afforded me the opportunity to meet these following extremely intelligent people in their own ways with their own predilections and proclivities. As a result of this, I was able to draw as much wisdom and understanding as I could from them and Boy! Has it benefitted me so much.

This year had in it an uncanny mixture of Jollity and disappointments with the former dominating. For this reason, I count it all Joy even as I am grateful to the real chairman: the one above us all (and following the theme of Jude Abaga's song- word to Tolutweety) for all he has done and continues to do. And as for those who wonder if I am still in the NLNG journey, I'm glad to say I have already arrived.

There are a few other names I am yet to mention because of time and partly because I do not want them to see the unnecessary mentions but let me use this little time to appreciate my good friend Okzcorp. You have influenced my life in more ways than you can imagine and I can only bless God for you, Your sense of humor, your kindness and more so your humility. This our friendship is for keeps #NoHomo.

As for the fellow NLders, Pressure is good. When you have made up your mind to be the 'force' in any 'area', you will feel the pressure. At the end of the day, we would look back and reflect on these days and wonder why we ever worried to begin with.

#PeaceLoveAndAllOfGod

NB: forgive the long writ. E don tey since I post. Back to my Cybertical. Cheers.

And He commented. Thank you Sire for the recognition. I learnt more from you and still learning.

I wanna meet veevean1

When its a fact, lemme know, I am tired of hearsay.

You heard, she heard, they heard.

Ferdybaba:
Tolutweety great works...Thumbs up.

Jamean you are so beautiful, God help dem guys

Cocolav is cute

Ziidamsel... Is so pretty. If you have seen Chidinma(of Mtn Project fame) then u av seen her

Singlefade25...gosh your eyes can make a guy forget his name

Veevean1....ah only your uncle(Davide470) has the right to describe you...Am sure u both saw a full moon that day

#in Lero15's voice# all the girls are cute.

Hello Ferdy, but I disagree with you and Lero15's view on all the girls.

Whizpeter:
Who says Nigerians don't have money? So the Richest Black Man in the world and the richest black woman in the world are both from Nigeria...
Where are my Igbo brothers in Alaba, Ladipo, Computer Village, Onitsha, ABA and other major markets in Nigeria... Una hustle never pay...
P.S: M an Igbo dude, before someone would quote me and scream racism...

I will like this post later

Remain blessed Tolutweety for that sterling write-up.
Thank you.

I feel 2015 already, I see its Munificence, its Prosperity and its role in the Realization of our dreams.

To y'all whom I have hurt, I am sorry, to y'all who I am yet to hurt, I will be sorry and to those whom I have never hurt and can't hurt, let's keep it up.

Thank you guys as we await 2015: The Year of Consummation

Remind us when they break up, because they will *Read my lips abi fingers*

veevean1:
Same here d face behind d name

Lady Engr. You will see the face. How do you wanna See it?