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The one with the legendary peepee, on behalf of the people on this side, I wanna say a happy bithday to you and your peepee (una be agemates at least), smallpeepee.

Remain blessed.

Lero15:
Okzcorp cute

The 15th lero, howdy man

Happy birthday to the geek "TheRealadonye", we over here are pleased to celebrate this special day with you.
God bless you pal.

Codename CC1506.. How are you doing ma'am?

Greetings everyone: Jamean, recluse, ferdybaba(when is the drink?), lero15, tolutweety and a host of other anointed children of God.

cc150615:
Morning morning.... who has seen okzcorp

I

Before NLNG AC

Guys, seeker88 has spoken very well and he has helped me to recall the exercise. Listen to all he has said please and pay key attention during ya group discussion. They have hidden information attached to the document you will be given, do not ignore it.

We will make it.

faith2ogesco:
KPMG Bro dis is like a written case study na. I think dats wat it is.cos analytical exercise is coming first

Well bro, that's the outcome of my research on analytical exercise. In the past experience, it was a short test, we analysed scenarios. Its unlikely to be the kpmg pattern.

Y'all should prep well and be wary of over domineering attitude. Please sheath ya multitasking attitude and ensure responsibilities is shared among group members. Prepare a slide of less than 5 pages and be terse in explanation." Smile always and evoke humor, it doesn't mean you are unserious"

Goodluck in your preparartions.

The third part of the morning assessment is an analysis exercise. As the name suggests, the aim of this task is to assess your analytical and report-writing skills and to see how well you are able to compile, evaluate and summarise large quantities of information.

A typical exercise will provide you with information regarding a fictional company. Using the background information provided, you will be asked to compile a report, usually 1,500 words in length, for your KPMG line manager, outlining how KMPG would look to service the company and how you would approach the project.

You can expect to be given an hour to read the information and compile the report.

Tips for success:

1. Keep things simple: the aim of this exercise is to see how well you are able to take in and re-convey complex or dense information. The key is to produce a report that shows structure and clarity and that contains the key information. Stick to the word limit suggested and break down your report into easy manageable chunks, using sub-headings and bullet points where possible.

2. Remember who your reader is: your report is likely to be aimed for a KPMG manager so should be tailored as such. It needs to be formal, factual informative and adhering to the company’s tone and values (you should be quite familiar with these by now...).

3. Don’t sit on the fence: leave time to make recommendations at the end and to really show off your analytical skills. Don’t be afraid to show your creative side and think outside the box.

baddo:
Oh legendary King Okzcorp of nairaland first of his name, this is a foolish thing bad son of do the baker has done. To think ye of common birth and fable beginnings. We must have him flayed for such injustice.

Pay thee no attention to the boy as the info which thou wish bared, bares no semblance to the making of a bread for which I would be grateful if thou would divulge.

Thou speaketh in strange language

faith2ogesco:
wch company was dat

Financial institution

baddo:
Okzcorp sounds to me like an attention seeker. Why come here to tell people you have info not worth sharing?

I am legendary in this section boy, attention is the least of my ambitions now.

I wish I could bar you from the info I just released

Donbabajayz:
surely na wetin we dey expect.... but u still fit yarn us as e go for your own time...

Mine was long ago. Well I don't think the pattern will be same but we had four stages then:

1) A short written test, an analysis sort of.

2) Group discussion

3) Presentation on a case study (we had like 20mins to read and prep the slide)

4) One on One interview with a workforce agent

5) I still maintain my initial stance, expect success guys

kakashi12:
bros...tell us wat to expect

Expect success guys

Scrypt:
[color=#000030] This is biuriful, I really appreciate this. But you Don blow my cover. [/color]



[color=#000030]David, plenty thanks, I really appreciate.[/color]





[color=#000030]Ferdy, Thanks, you have been kind. .

PS: that thread was just to help out, But now that I have said it I will consider adding it to my conglomerate.[/color]



[color=#000030]Gracias CoCoLav. [/color]




[color=#000030]Latest Mrs.Thanks for the wishes. Really appreciate, and God bless your union too. Welcome home.[/color]



[color=#000030]My real guy, Thanks Jare. Na only me and you remain for Ph. Okzcorp Don Join the Lagos wagon. [/color]


[color=#000030]Thank you my people. I dey come. BA3 LOW. [/color]

I went to visit the town. I can't leave ph plz

I am a product of one of workforce ACs to be precise. Wish you all well.

Ferdybaba:
Funny.....Maybe not

Ferdybaba is heartbroken and doesn't want to hangout with any lad(ies) till further notice

Detail me na

Ferdybaba:
Oh....Thats cool. We should hangout before you leave. We got cool chilling spots on the Island

Oh well, are we gonna have ladies In our company at these spots?

Ferdybaba:
How long will you be in Lag?

Few weeks

Ferdybaba:
Really you got a smart eye and memory. I actually thought you reside in PH

Thank you his holiness. Ever since you took my prestigious award, I never took my eyes off you. (Gay alert peddlers can start screaming).

Oh yes I reside in PH. Will be in Lagos for a shortwhile after which I shall return to PH.

Kachisbarbie:
Friedplantain.
I done showww

Emmm....
Yea, I used to be a member albeit a dormant one...lols, of this section.

S/o to Lero15
TheRealAdonye

What about me who have sought you like South African Visa, so I can go there and catch a grenade for you?

SocialRecluse:
Hello fam! Thanks for all the love and good wishes. I'm so overwhelmed. You all made my day special. I love you all

Dasher90, there was no parry in the end so you didn't miss much

What day was made special my dear and how was it that I never knew?

Ferdybaba:
Jeeezzz Are you kidding me? You totally saw me

Why didn't you say hello? Where were you off to?

Was in a vehicle and couldn't stop. Forgive me

Good Morning ferdybaba. I think I saw you around 6:22am at law school junction, were you there?

LizbethDharmie:
Okay

Add an "i" to the inquires in your personal statement my lady.

AsherStorm:
haba... sorry ma....
I'm officially apologizing ... na joke I dey joke o

She has picked bro so I do not understand.

For your negligence, apologize officially once more.

Dasher90:

I meant is she working? That's busy

Ferdybaba:
Lol..give her time. She is kinda shy

Just increase the spell ingredients. I want her to know no shyness.

Dasher90:
Okzcorp

Dasher90 dear. Is it working now?

davide470:
Okzcorp. how are you doing bro.

SocialRecluse, new chick on the block. welcome.

Great bro. Just relishing my nkem, socialrecluse

Ferdybaba:
......Too early na

Never too early, she is under something

SocialRecluse:
I'm your ife and nkem? Thanks

Smiling helplessly. Lemme do the needful my dear