With money

We go catch am soon

I dey CUM

In DJ Khalid's Voice" We the best

T4taiwo:
Hypocrisy is when ur HEADINGS is written in English and THE MESSAGE is written in your native language......EWU.

Abi, just wasted my MB now when things hard

Davido whether 19 or 23 when old age reach body go tell you

Issokay

Mrs Obasanjo

Weyreh ni OP Yi oo

If I hear

Too much weed at work

I laugh out loud

#TeamClassCaptain

abuaoyen:
She's shameless to have posted such a thing on net

Don't be annoyed please

Let's go to FP then

Issokay

Lol

blessedfavoured:


But you guys have been doing this for years, why are you getting emosh?

I don mark your face

Lol

Sorry @OP

Freiden:
Op...you are as brainless and clueless as GEJ....otherwise you should know Naira loosing its value is as a result or the previous bad adminstration.

Learn to always use your brain

Forgive the OP, nah small pikin dey worry am

HateU2:
Kikikikikikiki
That's why we have #teamWastehistime#

And how do girls ever expect to be treated with respect with the "Waste his time" stuff. How dare you take advantage of feelings like that

Lol

Goridoe:


[size=14pt]I TIRE seriously.! the last time whey i talk, na 2days ban dem dash demselves, not me.! cos i wasnt fucking affected either wayz.! rubbish[/size].!

Very soon now, we go hear of Dammy Krane & Wizkid as if I care

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

Nigeria mechanic?