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Hello please i am taking the chemical engineering(PGD) exam please does any body have any idea what to expect during the exam? thanks

i ms too but no thing ios in my mail. i hope they wont be epecting us to bring anyother thing apart from our id cards

hi
Mine is a B.Sc, Chemistry

The way i see it is that everyone who did the oral interview should get to see the same info we are all seeing. But i hope we all get in i think we all should (i.e anyone who is patient and interested)because someone said most people who get to the oral interview stage often get recruited i dont know how far it is true. what am doing is keeping my fingers crossed cos i know what is mine wont pass me by.

that is a very good question cos when i tried what i got was that i should wait that other batches will be posted soon and that i will be contacted by sms

Please i need suggestions for a graduate with a second class lower division looking for a job he does not want to work in a bank or teach.

Amen to that we'll keep on praying forsurely our expectations shall not be cut short

Well All i know is that the water wey person go drink no go flow pass am

I'll like to start by congratulating all the lucky guys (i1st batch) to be inducted on the 5th of november. Congrats wish u da best. So who on this land knows when we should be expecting d second batch cos man don dey age well well.

O ni soge ku bi S, lla.

O ni kabuku bi Atiku.

O ni fail bi 3rd term.

O ni ri iyanje bi Ladoja.

O ni di agbaya bi Adedibu.

O ni sesin bi Tafa Balogun.

O ni useless bi Koro.

O ni dagbese bi Pedro.

O ni sina bi SIA.

O ni radojuti bi ti Buhari.



Sugbon wa:

Lenu bi Tinubu.

Wa rigbega bi Daniel.< /PRE>

Wa segun bi Obasanjo.

Wa se orire bi Goodluck.

Adura e agba bi ti
Yar'adua.

Oluwa a te si po iyanu bi Fasola.



Pidgin English Translation:



Cosmetic accident no be your portion - Fela sing am (Yello Fever)

Enemy no go disgrace you like Atiku

You no go fail li ke 3rd term agenda.

You no go see cheating like Ladoja. Kai!!! - The man suffer.

You no go be big-for-nothing like Pa Adedibu.

People
would not make you a laughing stock like Tafa Balogun. Walahi!!

the man chop money.

You go be correct actor like Koro but in real life you go surpass the

image.

Debt burden no go be your portion.

You no go miss road.

People no go come dissapoint you like they dissapoint Buhari.





But you go:

Get sweet mouth like Tinubu.

You go get promotion like Daniel.

You go conquer like OBJ. (But rematch dey for am as cases still dey pending in court)

You go answer your name like Goodluck. (I hope say you get good name).

God go answer your prayer like Yar'adua. (The chose n one ).

God go place you in a good position like Fashola.

Hi
Everyone, i guess i should have done this a few days ago, i just joined this forum and i think it is cool. my name is actually segun my id is my middle name. Love to meet you all

Well lucky u she said ur line was from d 70s at least u got attention but what u did next could av saved d day. U know girls like something in the unusual (Depends on the girl) like me i like that stuff about the uncompleted benz but was the benz made by a carpenter lol so u could av improvised after u caught her attention and still have gotten ur date.

havin a heart that was stolaen, damn whoever invented that. ma heart is ma property if a she messes up like most chics do then i get a move on with my life. kinda like i luv with the head not with the heart. if u wanna luv with the heart get an heart insurance that pays high premiums.

Well ladies no need to get uptight. money is necessary but it is not what a relationship is all about (if u think it is, i will say a prayer for u that God should give u a guy with lots of money to spend on u but with no time at all to spend on u) in my opinion i think both time and money are needed to cultivate a relationship.
Strictly 4 d ladies in the house, consider this:
They say " Women = time *money"
money = time
therefore, Women = money * money
Scripturaly, Money = SQRT(Evil)
therefore, Women = evil
to surmise, i dont subscribe totally to this but then if it is true that the love of money is the root of all evil couldn't it be remotely possible that the inordinate love for a woman could lead
to evil. afterall there is something about sex reward tools that women use on men.

Amen.I feel like a little church in here.

Hope am not to late. Anyway, thanks alot.

whatever makes a guy to strike a lady goes 2 show he has lil cntrl over his emotion. though am always an advocate of a 2nd chance cos God himself is, but i want u 2 realise that u've just met the real him.(i.e the guy u are goin out with). so whatever u do bcareful because u might av to live with it 4 a real real long time. and blieve me i dont like separating fighting couples. It sucks.

I think they pay 1.2m p.a. during the training period and 1.7m p.a after confirmation.
Does anybody know if the 2nd interview result of first bank is out (the ones that held between16th and 22nd september).