i actually want a set of triplet(one girl two boys) and after i want a healthy girl

mine is motakatichikato(olaitan) i never knew i have this long name i thought my name in yoruba is really long but seeing my name in japanese is funny and long.

try and think down to d portrait, it was painted during d renaissance period. i think dat smile is jst a fake smile it doesnt comes from within, pple needed food and to live during dat time and inserting a smile in a painting makes its feels some how and d eyes are lyk in every corner if u look at d picture from every angle d eyes meet u, d eyes and d smile is actually want i think d picture is abt. dats jst my thinking and i think weird sometimes

u guyz r jst so jealous dats a bad habit. all the same UP MAN U. MANCHESTER UNITED FOR EVA. Thats d way its done.





UP MAN U UP RED DEVILS

*mean*

dee02:

Ini Edo is a HO
Ini Edo is talentless
Ini Edo is incompetent
Ini Edo is unprofessional
Ini Edo is a homewrecker
Ini Edo gives it away freely
Ini Edo is arrogant

Dont even get me started otherwise thy Kingdom would come!

omg dats me, if u r talking abt her role in plays dats her role, dat is not a true character unless u knw her in real life. she is lyk one of my favorite actress also serving kinda as my role model. plz dont say dat. Ini Edo and Christina Milan are really great and talented actress i cant even choose.

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princton g:

THINGS WE’VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD [color=#000099][/color]


1. Every problem you have is spiritual.



2. In every romance movie, someone must die.



3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!



4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.



5. Poisoned food always tastes better.



6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' / joining a cult / sleeping with rich men.



7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.



8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!



9. With a pastor , all things are possible.



10. A movie can be titled anything, such as:

*The boy is mine,
* Face me, I face you
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Igala,
*Ijele,
*Igodo,
*Igudu
*Shigidi



11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not- 'shelled', twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics'.



12. You are in love, you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is,

*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.



13. An Igbo movie has been made if ,

* You visit a 'Babalawo'
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Edochie is also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult



14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!

15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all!!! (Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and intrigue!)



16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-

* Stella Damascus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic



17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life.

18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even in longer flashbacks.

19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!

20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!

21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?

22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford-a beautiful house, very good furniture, T.V., nice clothes, but you won't be able to send your kids to school.

23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business.

24. the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police- LOL!!!!

25. At the end of a three hour movie you’ll be reminded that THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING…WATCH OUT FOR PART 2!

26. No matter the type of movie…TO GOD
The observations below are on point for Nigerian movies, ;-)



Enjoy!

u pretty much cover everything i've learnt

abeg where nigeria dey wit 10 naira per sachet, it was still 5 naira wen i left nigeria na it don become 10 naira. water we dey drink don become 10 naira water we dey drink how come? nigeria go lead us to a great place oooo