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DashMeYansh:

Real estate Agents

haha...Dts funny,i dont really do nl...But u will See me online when my gf mrsphyno come online

DashMeYansh:

Am a guest na. School don dey make me they owe landlord money. Am more like a Tenant. You guys na original Landlords you be. How far now?

if i be landlord Wetin be inrovert and ladyf?

DashMeYansh:

Some people wine and dine on this site. SMH

You self dey Have ur 3 square here

TheMainMan:
.. Just let them drop it at Ur door-step.. ..

Naa i no dey come anytime soon

MrsPhyno:
go and find ur precious dechansel or whatever her name is

call it fufu.

You bringing me memory of m'y sweetest friend,d best female friend i Have made on nl
Dechandel u know i love you

I think Yoruba is fufu and akpu is igbo

STFUareyouGod:

lol...here in France We dont know who dey are

MrsPhyno:
im not an agbero o
very gentle very very veryyyyy

lol i hate the way u guys say that. i hate that word 'akpu'

what do u want me to call it

Ermmm...Lets See in d room...I won Follow u talk

MrsPhyno:
don't i'm a hardworker i got it sorted

agbero me is tough remember

lol...agebero wife

Hope u no dey chop akpu before u Kill me for house

TheMainMan:
.. Yea.. Infact they are startin with you.. ..

as i no dey home Now Wetin dey go do?ok Take it on my behalf

Are They bringing back ebola to m'y dear country?

Please i wish to know that screenplay...u care to explain?

I déclare this month,world snake month since Na so so snake dey hit front page

K

MrsPhyno:
lol too too too lazy smh

if i kill myself u go cry nah

i no go want make obi'm Kill herself...just take a class in winter and u Take lesser class in spring

MrsPhyno:

ur cute

all of una who are only take 3 or 4 classes dere is god ooooo

why should i Kill myself with classes when i can also Take some classes in winter and summer

Kill urself..Na u know

MrsPhyno:
2moro is 9/11? I forgot o. I dont like those kain sad things....

i thought u were joking at first

no I aint joking,since my last class ends 1pm and World trade centre is very near...I decide to kuku go cry with them

MrsPhyno:
okay then youthful oganla

i dey o. i see as u dey find ppls trouble on all these threads dey insult their lives finish

I am going to 9/11 memmoria tommorow...u wanna come with me?

MrsPhyno:
12 in the afternoon or 12 at night

My latest class dey around dat kain 10:30 at night o!

i dont Take any evening class...

10:30pm ...u go to Cuny school?

MrsPhyno:
u see your life i get class for 10 i don bath everyfin finish by 7:00

arabinrin - i missed you
or wetin ?

arabinrin Means lady

Lady...I get class for 12

MrsPhyno:
ghen ghen conc yoruba

oya nah. teach me

arabinrin...I get class for 12,i Never bath...I dey come back

PRINCENWAEZE:
k for kettle

k for kaduna

Nobody in his/her right sense will refrence these set of people You mention...Thanks for the information

If you miss The ball,dont miss d leg...Na Wetin u do be that


Two computer village stories in space of one hour...loading my own computer village story

MegaMindSet:
But the poster is lying. This is not a true experience of yours. This happened way back in 2013 and it happened to my friend. He narrated the story to me and on twitter as well. You just changed the brand of the phones involved but copied every other parts of his story word for word. mehn! You guys should learn to be original.

You can find the original piece here. http://mobilityarena.com/the-b29-story-phone-swap-gone-bad/ .

Please learn to be original or at least, acknowledge that this isn't your story.

Nairaland is the worst place to lie...they will surely burst ur burble

The op is not Smart enough

MrsPhyno:

How do you say that in Yoruba

Thats a very conc(ijinle) Yoruba...Am sure 70% of Yoruba dont know it...but u do

MrsPhyno:
lol adultery? thats a serious crime in my village o dont allow them stone me abeg

u were sleeping i couldnt find u

ok here I am...i don miss u

MrsPhyno:
babe what does agbere mean

i couldnt sleep

agbere means adultery ...you thought i wont come online again and u were talking to dt guy

Eniqurl:
Awww! Pretty

what is pretty about this

I have seen this gal birthday pictures this year ,Dont tell me this gal celebrate her birthday twice in a year

Gurgle:
Lol don't call me again..no be your wife suppose sabi the engineering...go and ask her

u kidnap my wife...fear God,now am lonely and cold

Gurgle:
Absolutely nothing. Why?

gurgle