OK make I try my own den

CODE-EATER:
On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am" the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along... Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

Na 419 trick no be kidnapas i thank God for ur life sha

Which kind wahala be dis one....may God grant the parent the fortitude to bear dis lost

2ndOGA: 77min 2-2 then 86 min 3-2

Believe that!

For ur mind abi

Chaiii na wa o God MAN U is in ur hand o

homesteady: Emunike

why not write 'Emu inu ike'

Nice one dere Gibbs

Sagna....is almost penalty

Stoke never no anything today.....wishere abeg no let referee give u card abeg

Waiting ur price

Mess on d thread quickly close door

See amunike self person wey i even trust

Free kick to nigeria.....victor moses out

If i set my eyes on dis mumu called musa i go slap am make unah worn am now

See am tired of dis musa self

ScarFaceTF: The price is 74k i jst went nd found out in slot...Its a really good phone

Thank u i will see to it

Pls how about d price if i want to get it and does it have uk use

Rivers on point

Rivers on point.?? .....now they have paid here

Corpers in Rivers never see anything too o.....my broda i don tire

Pls give me d list of all HTC u ve and dere prices

tomiwa20: i ave pes 12,real footbal 12&13,avp evolution, blade slinger,and so on but i rep ogun state

pls am goin to need pes 12 real footbal pls help me dis is my mail Olamikunle213@yahoo.com God bless u bro

God bless all of you for contributing one thing or d other to his operation

Jesus christ what is going on....spit

Asha 200 double sim

phemmyutd: The samething happen here in Federa Poly Offa. Though the school didnt paste the second list sha

But d list should be out today in offa i guess just from what i heard from friends am Batch A corper serving now i rep FEDPOFFA best of luck