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Jobs/Vacancies / Job Openings In A Reputable Microfinance Bank by olasclef(m): 6:45pm On May 04, 2016
‎A reputable Microfinance Bank, is currently seeking to employ young and dynamic candidate to fill the position below:


Job Title: Business Development Officer
Location: Nigeria

Requirements 
Applicants should have OND in a related field.
Must have at least 3 years work experience
Must not be more than 27 years old


Job Title: Auditor/Internal Control
Location: Nigeria

Requirements 
Applicants must have a minimum of BSc./HND in a related discipline.
Applicant should be within the age of 40 years.
Evidence of professional qualifications will be an added advantage and must have a minimum of 5 years banking experience.

Job Title: Head of Operations
Location: Nigeria

Requirements 
Applicants must have a minimum of BSc./HND in a related discipline.
Applicant should be within the age of 40 years.
Evidence of professional qualifications will be an added advantage and must have a minimum of 5 years banking experience.

To apply, visit ;
http://www.cityjob.com.ng/2016/05/job-openings-in-reputable-microfinance.html?m=0
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Loses $400Million In 9 Weeks - FORBES by olasclef(m): 8:35pm On May 03, 2016
Aja n sare, Owo n jona...Hmmm

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Jobs/Vacancies / Job In A Luxury Goods Company by olasclef(m): 9:43am On May 03, 2016
Teclab Management Services Limited - Our Client, a Home Appliance, Accessories and other luxury Goods Company based on the Island, seeks to employ qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Marketing Executive/Showroom Manager
Location: Lagos

Role Target
To take full responsibility for the day to day running of the Showroom to ensure that the Showroom is visually merchandised to an excellent standard and to ensure that the highest levels of Customer Service are given at all times.
To manage, motivate and develop the team to ensure that targets are exceeded.

Role Expectations
The successful candidate amongst others will Introduction and implementation of the 48hr Golden Rule. All tasks must be completed within 48hrs.
Will provide support with the implementation of CEM which will be deployed beginning of second quarter.
There must be a minimum of one event at the gallery weekly. Event targets must be met each quarter.
Showroom Management - this entails the following:
Daily inspection of the gallery
Oversight of staff conduct within gallery
Oversee all social media activities which should include evaluating, review and recommendations.
Create marketing plans for the Lagos and Abuja offices.
Oversee products training for staff and dealers.
Customer Service Management - Oversee technicians regarding installation and repair.
IT Coordination - Be the point of contact between IT technicians and staff for all IT issues
Display of products must be well presented at all times
Will provide support with the product launch at the beginning of the second quarter. This should entail but not limited to sending media kits to major publications on each product which should run the entire length of the quarter.

Skills/Knowledge/Experience
Proven management experience in leading, motivating, developing a team
High end customer service and luxury retail experience
Ability to work in a high paced environment and to multitask
Computer savvy, experienced with till systems
Creativity;
Drive;
Flexibility;
Good organisation and planning skills
Numeracy;
Teamwork
Influencing and negotiation skills;
Oral and written skills
Business awareness
Exceptional communicator both written and verbal
Proven sales and customer satisfaction record
Familiarity with local market a plus
Communication and interpersonal skills;
Analytical skills;
The ability to use initiative;
The capacity to work under pressure;

Qualification
This area of work is open to all graduates but marketing is an increasingly competitive sector to enter and a Degree or HND in the following subjects may be particularly useful:
Advertising;
IT or computer science;
Marketing;
Psychology.
Business or management;
Communications;

Experience
Relevant Experience in similar organisations and at least 7 years track record.


to apply, visit:
http://www.cityjob.com.ng/2016/05/job-in-luxury-goods-company.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy At Patjeda Group by olasclef(m): 9:37am On May 03, 2016
‎Patjeda Group is a growing business group in Nigeria with its corporate headquarters in Nigeria business hub - Lagos.
The history of the Group spans through a decade of hands-on activities and client-oriented projects, these are not without community sustainable development initiatives aimed at promoting the Group's human development goals.

In a bid to expanding our business operations, we are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Waitress
Location: Lagos

Job Requirements
Must be elegant, attractive and tall.
Must also possess good communication and writing skills and of an attainable height.
Must be 20yrs and above.

to apply, visit:
http://www.cityjob.com.ng/2016/05/vacancy-at-patjeda-group.html

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Write EFCC Application Letter by olasclef(m): 7:09am On Apr 24, 2016
bqlekan:
Mention EFCC and disqualify yourself




Says who?
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Nigerians Are Being Deceived – Marketers Reveal by olasclef(m): 12:55pm On Apr 22, 2016
Let the change game Continues

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Jobs/Vacancies / Jobs At Pfizer by olasclef(m): 8:25am On Apr 21, 2016
Pfizer - Good health is vital to all of us, and finding sustainable solutions to the most pressing health care challenges of our world cannot wait.
That's why we at Pfizer are committed to applying science and our global resources to improve health and well-being at every stage of life. We strive to provide access to safe, effective and affordable medicines and related health care services to the people who need them.


Job Title: Process Safety Senior Manager
Job ID: 1030728
Location: Nigeria
Job type: Full-Time, Regular

Role Description
Provide global process safety expert support to Pfizer Global Supply’s internal and external supply network, to ensure key risks are appropriately managed and compliance is maintained.



Responsibilities
At the direction of the Director/Leader Process Safety, establishes effective global processes and guidance to identify evaluate and address process safety risks at Pfizer locations.
Supports Pfizer locations through expert process safety mentoring, training and counselling.
Supports PGS and R&grin stakeholders by providing expert process safety assistance in selection and development of key suppliers.
Leads or supports process safety risk assessments for site capital projects and new process introduction.
Participates in subject matter specialist audits and assessments of Pfizer sites and suppliers.
Develops and delivers training programs in process safety topics.

For job details and how to apply,visit the link below


http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/jobs-at-pfizer-nigeria.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Call Centre Agent Vacancy by olasclef(m): 2:34pm On Apr 19, 2016
Resource Intermediaries Limited is a company registered in Nigeria to engage in outsourcing services. The conceptual definition of the company is "easing business burdens", which is the
fundamental reason for our existence. In living this definition, we focus on three key areas; Human Resource Recruitment & Management, Janitorial Services and Business Support Services (Legal and Company Secretarial Services, Information Technology and Finance & Accounting).

Job Title: Bilingual Call Centre Agent
Education:
B. Sc or HND
Requirements
Smart and articulate
Good communication skills
Patient
Tactful
Must be able to speak BOTH Igbo and Hausa

to apply, visit the link below:


http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/call-centre-agents-jobs-at-resource.html

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Jobs/Vacancies / How To Write EFCC Application Letter by olasclef(m): 2:26pm On Apr 19, 2016
Here's a sample application letter you can use to apply for the various positions at EFCC. You should either be applying for the Graduate Cadre, Diploma Cadre or S.S.C.E Cadre.


(Put your full name here)
(Put your address here).
(Put your city and state here)
(Put today's date here)
Head, Human Resources,
P.M.B. 166,Garki, Abuja.

Dear Sir/Madam,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I am interested in the position of (Put the position you are applying for here eg: Graduate Cadre) advertised on page 23 of April 8th edition of Leadership Newspaper. Given my related experience and excellent capabilities I would appreciate your consideration for this job opening. My skills and qualifications are an ideal match for this position.
As a graduate of (put your degree/qualification here), I am eager to contribute my abilities, knowledge and experience to The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC. Given my extensive training and background, I believe I can help The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission meet its goal of investigating financial crimes in Nigeria.






http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/efcc-application-letter-sample.html

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Romance / Re: Crazy Ex Covers Man's Car by olasclef(m): 1:34pm On Apr 13, 2016
Endtime Ex

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Jobs/Vacancies / Graduate Recruitment At IL Bagno by olasclef(m): 11:00pm On Apr 11, 2016
IL Bagno is the regional distributor for the world’s leading manufacturers of sanitary ware and bathroom fittings and accessories.
We excel in the provision of total bathroom solutions, creating unique and innovative bathroom themes for both the domestic and commercial markets. Incorporated in Nigeria as a private limited liability company, under the name ‘Black Pelican Ltd’ on the 11th of November 2003, we commenced operations in May, 2004.

Job Title:                  Brand Executive

Requirements

1. First Degree (BSc) qualification with minimum of 2.2
2. Second Degree Qualification will be an added advantage
3. 2-3years experience in Branding and Marketing
4. Proficient with Microsoft office software




Job Title:               Sales Executive

Requirements

1. First Degree (BSc) qualification with minimum of 2.2
2. 2-3 years Sales Experience
3. Passion for Sales
4. Proficient with Microsoft office software

Job Title:               Customer Officer

Requirements

1. First Degree (Bsc) qualification with minimum of 2.2
2. 2-3 years experience in Customer Service Relation
3. Proficient with Microsoft office software


Job Title:                 Logistics Officer

Requirements

1. First Degree (BSc) qualification with minimum of 2.2
2. 2-3 years experience in logistics and warehouse management
3. Proficient with Microsoft office software



To apply, http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/graduate-recruitment-at-il-bagno.html?m=1
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy At Finchglow Travels by olasclef(m): 6:42pm On Apr 08, 2016
Finchglow Travels is a world class Travel Management Company. We provide travel solutions for all your personal and business travel needs; from travel consultations to ticketing and reservations, tours and transfer to consular services, our main goal is to satisfy all your travel needs, we sell the world to you.

Job Title:              Entry Level Accountant
Location:             Lagos

Requirements

Candidate should have 1-2years experience
Ability to work with no supervision


To apply, click on the link below:

http://www.cityjob.com.ng/2016/04/vacancy-at-finchglow-travels.html?m=1
Jobs/Vacancies / Recruitment At Mountain Top University (MTU) by olasclef(m): 9:29am On Apr 07, 2016
Mountain Top University (MTU) is a new private university in Nigeria, with tremendous promise to be one of the leading universities in Africa within the next ten years. 
The Proprietor of the University is the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM), a Christian, Evangelical, Pentecostal and Inter-denominational missionary organisation, with Dr. Daniel Kolawole Olukoya as Founder and General Overseer of MFM Ministries worldwide.

The Board of Trustees and Council of Mountain Top University (MTU), invites applications from suitably-qualified candidates for the position mentioned below:


Job Title:            Lecturer I
Location:            Ogun
Department:    Business Admin

Qualifications 
Candidate must possess Ph.D in relevant discipline,
Also, candidate must have at least three (3) years teaching/research experience in the University system and must have reasonable scholarly publications.
Remuneration
CONUASS 04 - N1,133,551.00 - N1,455,335.00

For Job details and how to apply, visit

http://www.cityjob.com.ng/2016/04/recruitment-at-mountain-top-university.html?m=0
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies At Agricultural Research Council Of Nigeria (ARCN) by olasclef(m): 5:01pm On Apr 06, 2016
Agricultural Research Council of Nigeria (ARCN) - Applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified candidates for the following positions below in the underlisted parastals
under the aegis of the Agricultural Research council of Nigeria (ARCN):


Job Title:                    Executive Director, National Horticultural Research Institute (NIHORT)
Location:                   Ibadann

Description/Summary
The Institute has national mandate for research into genetic improvement, production and processing of fruits, vegetables and ornamental plants;








For job details and how to apply, visit tthe link below;
http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/vacancies-at-agricultural-research.html?m=1
Jobs/Vacancies / Mikado Nigeria Limited Is Recruiting For Various Positions. by olasclef(m): 4:47pm On Apr 06, 2016
Mikado Nigeria Limited, the parent company of the Group has its origin in the 80's, was conceived by the entrepreneurial activities of the founder "Michael Ojeme". 
It was incorporated on the 3rd of November 1988, commenced business on the 1st of January 1989 and has embarked on a dynamic and diversified expansion programme since inception.

The Mikado Group has gone on to grow very successful business in sectors ranging from Electronic Security to Telecommunications, Traffic and Transportation Management, Events Management, VAS Development, fragrance and flavours distribution.

Mikado Nigeria Limited is recruiting to fill the position below: 

Job Title:              Sales Executive
Location:              Lagos

For details and how to apply, visit the link below

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/mikado-nigeria-limited-is-recruiting.html?m=1
Jobs/Vacancies / Current Vacancies In A Reputable Farm In Ogun State by olasclef(m): 10:08pm On Apr 05, 2016
‎A reputable farm located in Ogun State requires candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title:                Engineer
Location:               Ogun

Requirement
B.Sc/HND in Civil Engineering/Building Tech

Job Title:                 Farm Attendant
Location:                Ogun

Requirement
Candidates should possess a minimum of SSCE

Job Title:                Farm Assistant
Location:               Ogun

For details and how to apply, visit:

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/current-vacancies-in-reputable-farm-in.html?m=1
Jobs/Vacancies / Business Development Officers Jobs In A Pan African Real Estate Company by olasclef(m): 10:50am On Apr 05, 2016
About Us
Adron Homes and properties is a leading Pan African Real Estate development company that provides the highest number of decent, accesisible, comfortable housing while achieving global
housing standards. Our basic role at Adron Homes & Properties Limited is to secure suitable house for everyone, irrespective of social class, income level and all else. The world is a developing arena with continuous growth in population and it has become increasingly essential to devise very effective means of accommodation.


Job Title: Business Development Officer

Location: Lagos


for job details and how to apply, visit:

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/business-development-officers-jobs-in.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Graduate Jobs At Erpsoftapp Lagos by olasclef(m): 10:06am On Apr 05, 2016
erpSOFTapp - We are a team of experienced Business and IT professionals with experience in implementing large scale enterprise systems with global companies.
We have expertise gained from working across various business sectors in different countries.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:


Job Title: Functional Graduate
Location: Lagos


FOR DETAILS AND HOW TO APPLY, VISIT:

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/graduate-jobs-at-erpsoftapp-lagos.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Account Officers Vacancy At Vixa Pharmaceuticals by olasclef(m): 9:59am On Apr 05, 2016
About Us
Vixa Pharmaceutical Company limited a well-established Nigerian Pharmaceutical Company, Founded by Chief Ebuka Okafor an entrepreneur with vast experience in the pharmaceutical industry.
Vixa Pharmaceutical Co. Ltd has come of age with an imposing record of more than 10years of meeting the needs in healthcare through a range of globally sourced, Best-In-Class-Drugs. Vixa Pharmaceutical Co. Ltd was incorporated in 1998 with the sole aim of manufacturing and marketing Pharmaceutical products.

Due to expansion in our operations, an urgent need for suitably and qualified candidates to work and cover our regional activities in the vacant position below:

Job Title: Account Officer
Location: Lagos


FOR DETAILS AND HOW TO APPLY, VISIT THE LINK BELOW:

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/account-officers-vacancy-at-vixa.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Opportunities At Westsos by olasclef(m): 9:46am On Apr 05, 2016
Westsos is a global human development and training company. Offering the most relevant and timely content delivered by the best facilitators around the world.
Our training solutions teach essential personal development, talent management, communications skill, business analysis, project management, skill management, process improvement and leadership development. With thousands of trainings and courses ranging from foundational to specialized certifications, we offer comprehensive personal and professional development and our core IT training is focused on technology partners such as Oracle, Google, Amazon Web Services, Cisco, Citrix, IBM, Microsoft, and Red Hat.


Job Title: Field Sales Manager
Location: Nationwide
Reports to: Line Manager

For details and how to apply, visit;

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/04/job-opportunities-at-westsos.html
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Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Executives Job Vacancies In An IT Company In Lagos by olasclef(m): 8:26pm On Apr 01, 2016
Culminate Consulting is a professional service firm into the business of Recruitment, Training, Outsourcing and ISO 9001: 2015 QMS, HSE, OSHA Implementation.
We have worked extensively across diverse sectors of the economy ranging from Telecommunication, Banking &Finance, Information Technology and Oil & Gas.

Our client, a core IT company, is looking to fill the position of:

Job Title: Sales Executives (IT)

Location: Lagos

Job Description
Achieves maximum sales profitability, growth and account penetration by effectively selling the company’s products and services (Wimax, VSAT, Fibreoptic, etc). Personally contacts and secures new business accounts/customers:
Professionally and effectively employ sales skills to achieve and surpass targeted sales figures.
Ensure monthly targets for VSAT, WIMAX, Fibre internet links are met and preferably exceeded.
Develop, maintain and manage relationships with clients
Overcome client resistance/objections to products
Advise Team Lead and Sales Manager of client feedback/ comments relating to product content and pricing as well as companies performance
Enquiry Handling
Effectively employ sales skills to confirm profitable enquiries





to apply, click on the link below:

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/03/sales-executives-job-vacancies-in-it.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Contact Solutions Limited Recruitment For Graduate Contact/call Centre Agents by olasclef(m): 5:04pm On Mar 31, 2016
Contact Solutions Limited (Consol) is the leading provider of Contact Centre Services & Customer Management Solutions in Nigeria.
We offer a full range of services to drive sales growth, customer services and back office customer management operations.

At ConSol we provide services that enhance customer relationships and develop projects that create loyal customers and profitability. Our consultants are experts in the field of customer relationship management and our large independent contact center facility enables us to deliver customized solutions to meet your requirements.


Job Title: Graduate Contact/Call Centre Agents

Job descriptionCore/ Critical Requirement
Ability to read, speak and understand English Language fluently and accurately is very crucial
Job Duties/ Responsibilities/ Accountabilities
Handle customer complaints or enquiries via telephone, emails or text messages.
Provide customers with needed information and support
Make outbound calls.
Promote good listening skills.
Manage length of calls.
Utilize computer technology to handle high volume of calls
Work closely with Team leads, supervisors and call centre manger to ensure synergy and all time customer satisfaction
Adherence to call script and call centre policies.
Compile reports.
Receive inbound calls
Ensure that customers/callers are satisfied.
Gather information from customers..
Consistently ensure call(outbound/inbound) quality
Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.
Exhibiting competent product Knowledge.


for details and how to apply, click the link below:

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/03/contact-solutions-limited.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Representative Vacancy At Monsanto by olasclef(m): 4:51pm On Mar 31, 2016
Monsanto is an agriculture company with more than 20,000 employees focused on making a balanced meal accessible to everyone.
We work to help farmers produce food in a more sustainable way. We think about how our food is grown so farmers have the tools they need to have better harvests.

We believe that bringing diverse perspectives together is the most effective way to develop creative solutions to some of the world’s biggest challenges. Career opportunities at Monsanto range from farming, plant breeding and engineering to marketing, environmental science, IT and many other areas.

We’re always looking for exceptional professionals interested in developing a strong career while collaborating to develop solutions for sustainable agriculture. Sound like a job for you?


Job Title: Sales Representatives

for details and how to apply, visit:


http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/03/sales-representative-vacancy-at-monsanto.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Graduate Vacancies At Katawa Properties Limited by olasclef(m): 4:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
About Katawa:
Katawa Properties Limited is known fact that the three major needs of men are food, cloth and shelter. The need and demand for land and landed properties is directly proportional to the growth
and development of any locality, community or nation.


Job Title: Executive Marketer
Locations: Lagos, Abeokuta and Ibadan

Job Description



He/She must be a resident of either Lagos, lbadan or Abeokuta.
He/She must have markebng experience and be target driven
He/She should have good communication skills.

Job Title: Independent Marketer
Locations: Lagos, Abeokuta and Ibadan

to apply, click the link below

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/03/graduate-vacancies-at-katawa-properties.html
Career / Re: We Know Its Corporate Slavery, Yet We Stay by olasclef(m): 9:27am On Mar 30, 2016
Braggante:
The office is in Lekki, the ninth floor of a fifteen storey building, and that's where the administrative works for the enterprise is done. We are a real estate development company we build and sell and sometimes lease out luxury apartments. The income is tidy, for the owner of the company. He is the reason I’m writing this.
He is a rich guy, extremely arrogant and does not care about his staff. When I say extremely arrogant, I mean he is rude with it. So here’s a typical scenario, which has become somewhat normal to Staff. You are enjoying your day so far; just around mid-afternoon, when you hear your name bellowed in the passageway by the voice you now know to dread. "Tunde! Where is Tunde".
You adjust your tie and step out as quickly as you can, knowing that delay will result in abuses. You step out, and as he sees you, then he shuts his door behind him. You hurry along, while your co-workers pop their heads out of their door to see the look of a dead-man-walking.
His office is ice cold, and you wonder why your ac in your office makes a lot of noise for nothing. Here you won’t hear the ac complain, you just feel it. Like I feel it now, in the ostentatiously decorated office. I stand a few feet from the door, still afar from his large desk. To the right stands a huge portrait of himself, gazing down on you, and even though you are not looking at it, you can feel his stare. He is on the phone now, talking loudly to an old friend. He laughs and says his goodbye. Dropping the phone on his empty desk, his face changes immediately he sees you.
‘Are you daft?’ he says. That’s not a question, and so you needn’t answer. Answering might be disrespectful.
‘I’m sorry sir?’ you say, your hands still held behind your back, as you start to sweat.
‘Are you deaf?’
‘No sir’, you reply promptly, not knowing if it was a question or not.
‘Did you not see me on the phone? Are you so stupid that you don’t know that you should wait outside till I call you in?’
To that you keep silent. He looks at you as if his stares will rip you into shreds.
‘Are you not the one I’m talking to?’ he barks.
Now let’s take a pause here. You remember when you were doing your interview? When he sat in the middle, and didn’t say a word and you felt you had impressed him? You remember how he nodded every now and then, and you knew he was the boss with his bow-tie and expensive wristwatch, you recollect? That was a month ago. You had thought you’d do all you can and he will be impressed with your work. Well, doesn’t he look different now? Don’t you just regret sending your CV here in the first place? Okay, let’s get back.
So he’s still staring at you, his stare colder than the blistering ac. ‘I’m sorry sir,’ you say.
‘Shut up!’ he says with the top of his nose. ‘What document did you request for? The MD said he has given you a copy already, so what else is it you are asking for?’
‘We need it to send it to the bank for the-‘, you are saying.
‘Are you deaf?’ he cuts in. ‘I said he has given you. Are you stupid?!’
Now pause. At this point, you are close to breaking in tears. Not because this here man is shouting at you, or that even though you are talking in a low respectful tone, he speaks so that the whole building can hear how stupid you are, no that’s not why you want to break down. And it’s not because all of a sudden your tie is choking the life out of you, or that you haven’t had the opportunity to eat all day even though you have black coffee splashing around in your stomach and you can bet it runs through your veins. It’s because you haven’t been paid for last month and it’s the 20th already. No, it’s not about the money. It’ about honour, dignity; it’s about getting a fair compensation for your hard work. No scratch all that, it is about the forking money. Else there’s no difference between us and the slaves on plantations.
‘I don’t have it sir,’ I say.
Then he stares at me for eternity. I swallowed hard, avoiding his eyes. My legs are weak now.
‘Okay you can go’ he says, as if he’s had just enough of me and I was fouling the air. 'I said get out. Get out.' He waves his hand as if to wave off a pesky fly.
A wise man once said there is the permissible fifteen minutes of madness in every man’s day. The wise man? Me. So I’ve carved fifteen minutes out of every day to do something stupid; something I want to regret much later.
Are you done?’ say I.
‘What?’ he replies, befuddlement on his face.
‘I was just asking if you are done, you rat face.’
He was silent. His jaw drops, lips partly open.
‘Do you know just how bland you sound? Are you really this irritating, or you pretend to be? Do you sometimes stop to listen to the crap that actually comes out of your mouth? Do you-‘
‘Are you mad? Get out of my office!’ he yells. ‘Get out of my building! You are-‘
‘Fork you, I quit, you forking arrogant selfish bastard!
He stands up and walks towards me with determination. As soon as he gets close enough, I swing out a punch, meets him right on the jaw. I hear it click. He yells and falls to the floor, writhing. 'why?' he asks.
'Give me my salary first, you forker!'
Then I drag him to the metal safe under his table, and order him to open it.


‘Yes sir,’ I say with a bow, and walk out.
That could have been my fifteen minutes, to talk back at The Man, to live, to be free, to start my own path as an entrepreneur...but I am in Nigeria where The Man knows you have no choice but to remain on his plantation, and a thousand more are gunning for your post and as soon as you leave, CVs will start rolling in. There may be nothing for you out there, so this was not that fifteen minutes of madness; no, it is not yet time. Will the time ever come?
I get back to my table, relieve the grip of my tie, fold my cuffs and get back to my slave labour.




Hmmmm my MD. Is even worse. Ave tried to endure him for a year. Now it's time to say gud bye. Atleast, I Ave something to fall back. I dnt mind to start from little. Afterall, it's my own.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy For A Female Executive Assistant At Merit Telecoms by olasclef(m): 7:36am On Mar 30, 2016
About Merit Telecoms
MERIT is an independent and recognized leader in providing wireless voice and data turnkey services to the Telecommunications industry.


Job Title: Female Executive Assistant

Location: Lagos

Job Description
This is a key role in the organisation. It is two roles in one.

Executive Assistant Role
This is a key role, supporting the work of Merit Telecoms at the most senior level. Reporting to the Managing Director/CEO you will be required to:
click the link below for details:

http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/03/vacancy-for-female-executive-assistant.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy For Sales Engineer At Sandvine by olasclef(m): 7:29am On Mar 30, 2016
Sandvine creates intelligent broadband networks empowering communication service providers (CSPs) worldwide with business intelligence, revenue generation, traffic optimization and network security.
Sandvine provides a single platform to introduce unified, standards-compliant network policy control into any fixed, mobile, or converged access network, at any scale, whether the network is physical, virtualized, or a hybrid.

Job Title: Sales Engineer

Job Code: 1206
Location: Nigeria

visit http://jobciti..com.ng/2016/03/vacancy-for-sales-engineer-at-sandvine.html
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Jobs/Vacancies / Graduate Recruitment At Morison Industries Plc by olasclef(m): 7:01am On Mar 30, 2016
Morison Industries Plc, a reputable pharmaceutical manufacturing company located at Oregun Industrial Area, Ikeja, Lagos, requires for immediate employment the position below:

Job Title: Production Officer
Location: Lagos




Requirements

A Degree in Science related course, Minimum of 2 years experience in Pharmaceutical manufacturing industries.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Vacant Positions In A Reputable Printing House by olasclef(m): 9:42pm On Mar 29, 2016
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies At Royal Exchange Plc by olasclef(m): 9:23pm On Mar 29, 2016
Royal exchange is recruiting for Different positions in the following state;
Lagos
Oyo
Abia
Pleateu State.
Portharcourt
Ondo
Etc.
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