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Ghydyon: Oga olastep i sight u.wen wil u b online on 2go? Cos i wanna iron and rubber sumfinz wit u same goes to oga jaryeh

lol....

I do chat well during the night. Atleast from 8:30pm to 2am.

My pro is dat i find it diff to remember each n every details u guys do tel me.

But dont worry. U too know i'm trying my best....

I'm @ ur service...anytime anyday.

And if anybody wont mind, you can just drop any question or enquiry here on NL... I'l take it from there

Samtolly4JESUS: Sire olastep, let the updates keep coming sire... More importantly Academics, subject requirements and registration

lol....


U n ds ur 150D


i prefered being a thread ghost!



I'l stil gist u guys on anything that'l interest U.



But we need to take into account those who havent seen their names.

Its not easy. Atleast, they need comfort. They need LOVE

papindinho: thanks for that boss. I saw Local government department outlined separately with 60+ but I wasn't sure if it's for the diplomas. Or shld I copy and paste it here sir?

its diploma. They're lyk direct entry. Cos they only port to 200l. I'm only talking abt 100l freshers

papindinho: @Olastep:

after surveying last year's students' bill according to faculty on e-portal. I saw some high fees in some outlined department for freshers so I want to ask if there is any department that pays up to 60k apart from the acceptance fee which was 20k?

And if u could explain the school fees tns wella, e go sweet us too o.
#thanks

nobody pays that amount bro.

The highest school fees for freshers(Agriculture, College of Health sci, and Technology) last year was 22k. Other faculty were 17k.

We paid 22k +20k acceptance +3090# accommodation. Dazzall.

So, how did u arrive at 60k?

I know ya all are eager about the fees but trust me, its far less you imagined!

papindinho: Hope the hall wardens do not send d buyers packing o after discovering the room ownership has bn transfered?

lol.... How wil they know? Out of thousands of students...? They gave us an hall id bt it is useless sef. They cant do that since it doesnt result in a fight

Oluwatola5: Yh, seriously, i lyk d indoor life big time

i wont allow dat. U knw it

papindinho: Omo!! Where Olastep o.... Me get one ongbona felifeli question I wan ask o and Teaser4 where una dey...

#I just wakka pass the eportal school fees link ni o.

no mind me... I was reading an e-book on my fone ni o o





#oya, tel me. We're listening

Jodekss: I go prefer awolowo jae, cos I stubborn small...

lol... Me gentle big

Samtolly4JESUS: Shekau!!

That's it....

#searches for Hymn Book.... Hymn 209..


Amazing grace...........

#mistakenly opens Hymn 309



beautiful heaven...

Afolabi6046: av u guyz discoverd dat OAU"s site is no more opening, it seemz dey are uploading d merit list, assumption though.........

the list wil be uploaded when u least expected not bcs eportal is busy. Infact, in 3 months time, dont expect anytin on eportal. In last yr admisn, d eportal was updated after d 2nd list came out. Now, the 1st list is not evn out

Ghydyon: i tink u r yet 2 answer FB.jamb 2014 use of english questn no
101.if angola hall/moz is guarantee 4 freshers,which hall is guarantee 4 All 200l nd 300?.......
a)awo/moremi
b)faj/akintola
c)etf/alunmi
d)awo/faj

any hall. It depends. Some squats. Some buy and sell. While some are lucky during balloting. Some final yr dont lyk skul hostels, so dey do sell theirs to 200l n 300l...

Oluwatola5: 4rm wut u stated above, can a fresher be placed in Alumni Hall? I fink i kinda lyk it compared 2 d RUSH-RUSH of Mozambique

lol.... Its eportal dat'l determine dat.... Alumni is near Moz sha

Samtolly4JESUS:

On top only me

I rob Central bank ni

Shina Rambo's case noe bad reach this na oga nla!

lol....




Sorry 4d mix-up




i'l send shekau and five of his boys to you then

I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.

For male, we have Angola, Fajuyi, Awolowo, and ETF.

For obinrin, we have Moz, Moremi, Alumni and Akintola.

Angola is strictly for male freshers while Moz is strictly for female freshers. Thats why its in front of each other.

Apart from that, as a fresher you may be allocated into other hostels. It happens. But you know, its eportal that do allocates space. You'l apply on the eportal n it'l immediately give u ur bunk/room/block/hall.

Each hall/hostel has its advantages and disadvantages.

The ETF finestboi is talking about is the farthest to the academics section of the school, yet, OAU central market and Bukateria is directly @ its back.

Angola/Moz guys are sometimes irritating, yet, any news or info concerning freshers academics flies quicky.

Awo guys are always disgusting, yet, they'l teach u how to be smart.

Moremi babes are very near to White House/academics, yet, you'l be taught how to live big.

Faj guys and Akintola kokolets are also near academics but their toilets esp faj are mostly unflushed.

Alumni girls have the nicest rooms, yet, they're taught how to stay indoors and cook all day.


Different strokes for Different folks

Seriously now, please lets minimize our fun now...

Knowledge is power


About the issue of Accommodation that finestboi raised, i think i have said something about it earlier. I have also talked about Electricity, Security and Admission Verification.

But you need more details. Dont worry. I'l give u. Since i'm less busy today.

michaeltotti: ah no go..u cn sell me dia

ah no sell u nau. Ask tola nau

Ghydyon: wich i lyk 2 chair it

when coming, bring more nails and ur hammer, cos we'l need table

Samtolly4JESUS: big boss,

Both us of are doing the transaction oo

EFCC o o o o o o o o o o o


ICPC o o o o o o o o o o o


FBI o o o o o o o o o o o o


INTERPOL o o o o o o o o o

michaeltotti: ehen..na so life b..u throw us for beach nd run away wit yur yeye wife..#speechless..ah kill drum for u ooo...wyf will run away frm u,buh we cn neva

lol....



Change of plan#




we'll travel 2 UAE....and spend about 1 month preferably by Xmas

Bro mai questn abt d hostel u neva ansa o

lol... The reason why i havent done it is because i stil wanted to hear issues abt d verification. But dont wori, i'l set up a g-flakes committee to look more into dat

TP: I HEARD dat ANGOLA hall is 4 fresher? Does it mean dat its all fresher dat wud be gvng ANGOLA HALL, coz me dnt lyk dat hall i prefer ETF HALL..PLS SHED MORE LITE ON DAT...
And again i hearld deir s no hall 4 200/300l student nd we ve halls lyk AWO, FAJJ, etc, so y is deir no hall 4 them wen deir re oda halls? Pls explain #koyemi#

.
This is a big topic on its own..... I'l explain it now

Samtolly4JESUS: hmmm... I think there is a need way of sending recharge card too...

Just follow this step...

*600>08106983423>80000>Pin No.

NB. Make sure you've up to 80000 on your phone sha oooo

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



shey na me dey send abi na u...?

Ghyft: Stop derailing jaree and focus on d reason u're here

na by force...?

Samtolly4JESUS: Boss Olastep, your children talk say make I convert the G flakes to money...


Just send me your ATM card and pin... So I can deposit the money in your account...


That's the latest trend in Banking now... Even your son, Accountant Gbolasky can attest to that.

i'm stil a village man in maiduguri village. You can jst send #80000 recharge cards 2my no. I knw how 2 sell it. I no trust my pikins 2do dat...my tola wil carry am 4 tray dey sel am

michaeltotti: goodmaween house..ehen abt d requirement am i good to go wit dix combination,mathsb3,econsb3,geob3,engc5,phyc4 for urban nd regional planning









Nd abt hungry tynx..daddy olastep mke sam convert d trailer of gflakes to money..no lite we nid to buy fuel for our generator:-e

we've already discussed ur 1st qtn on 2go ds morning.

Yeah, u're right. We need cash instead. So, we can go and enjoy ourself @d beach.





#throws miketotti n gbolasky in2 d beach# runs away wit tola...lol

~~~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Samtolly4JESUS: . Oh sire, you'll see it when ASUU calls off strike...




I hope there won't be dead bodies before that

where do u live...? I'm coming to drop them in ur house til then including my wifey...

Afolabi6046: hw do i get u, ur usaname on 2go plz

Olastep101. U may also ask it here if possible. You can help some other persons!

TP: is oau payment per session or semester? Nd hw much is it? so one told me its 15,000, so i was tnkng is it 4 a semester or session?

its paid per session. Only once.
Only freshers pay more money. I paid abt 50k total including acceptance, fees n accommodation. Next session, i'l only pay abt 11k. Same thing applies to most fac, infact some pay far less esp fac of education n few others. I'm gisting u nw cos there's always a deadline, infact, scratch cards of payment are always exhausted b4 deadline. And u know what it means...?

Fynestboi: ehn ehn so i wud ve to wait till 200l first semester b4 i cross?

So wat re d requirement??

Wat wud i do?

Who wud i go to?

Things i nid to do to make it more easier..

a good GP always do.


And the forms wil be available when its time

Samtolly4JESUS: Oh thanks sire!

1 trailer of G-flakes for you and you alone!

when wil i take d delivery...? Cos, my wifey(oluwatola) and pikins(miketotti, glolasky) havent ate since last week