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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by olatex101(m): 10:55am On May 13, 2015

njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?"

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by olatex101(m): 10:54am On May 13, 2015

njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?"

NA SO DEY ACT DEN LIKE MONEY

Jokes Etc › Re: Hello! A Friend Of My Was Presenting A Writeup For Me To Read, When I Opened The by olatex101(m): 10:41am On May 13, 2015

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile... ..somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer Screen which read: To : My Loving Wife Subject : I've Reached Date : 28 Jun 2009 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was

Jokes Etc › Re: Hello! A Friend Of My Was Presenting A Writeup For Me To Read, When I Opened The by olatex101(m): 10:38am On May 13, 2015

mathensy:
A friend of my was presenting a writeup for me to read, when I opened the first page, I saw the heading, U WILL CRY IF U READ THIS STORY. then I gave him the book back because I don't want to cry and he got annoyed. pls na my forth? [/color]

haaaaaaaaa! I laugh ooo wink

mathensy:
A friend of my was presenting a writeup for me to read, when I opened the first page, I saw the heading, U WILL CRY IF U READ THIS STORY. then I gave him the book back because I don't want to cry and he got annoyed. pls na my forth? [color=#000099]

haaaaaaaaa! I laugh ooo

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by olatex101(m): 3:28pm On May 12, 2015

olatex101:
abeg u get any information about am

at money

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by olatex101(m): 3:27pm On May 12, 2015

abeg u get any information about am

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by olatex101(m): 3:19pm On May 12, 2015

PLEASE PALS WHEN IS NECO COMING OUT huh

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by olatex101(m): 3:09pm On May 12, 2015

PLEASE PALS WHEN IS NECO FORM COMING OUT huh

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