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There is this girl I've been trying I love and possibly for marriage cos I'm a very easy going person, though the first time I told her she said NO as at then, but I left her, but the urge kept coming to go back to her, but durning one of our chat on watsapp I proposed taking Her out on the 26th of this month but here is her reply ''Ur fiancee would be enjoying o'' all cos I told her to choose any where of her choice cos she said she does not want a far place for our date.
She even said the word ''Even asking someone lyk me to pick a suitable place'' all cos I want to pls her and make har come for the date.
She even said ''Keep it up'' all cos I love her and want her to be my life partner.
So pls what do think I should do cos I love this lady and don't want to miss her........believing God has made her to be my partner!!!
So pls advise.thank you
Matured minds pls......Thank U!!!

Oh! Pray for the Peace of Jerusalem (Nigeria), They shall prosper that Love thee...............We are getting there!! Hallelujah!!!

A Lagos governorship aspirant on the platform of Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Musiliu Obanikoro, said if elected, his administration will concentrate on grassroots governance and education.
The former Minister of State for Defence stated this while delivering a speech at his gubernatorial declaration at the National stadium, Surulere.
“Under my administration, governance will be premised on three main pillars: 1st Grassroots Governance; 2nd Simple Solutions – where we immediately address our most critical challenges and 3rd Education,” Mr. Obanikoro said.
He said 70 percent of the patients in Lagos hospitals are there because of malaria and proposed the introduction of malaria centres across Lagos State.
“We will create malaria centres across all local governments in Lagos dedicated to providing preventive and responsive malaria treatment to our citizens. This initiative alone will immediately decongest our hospitals by over 50 per cent and allow our doctors focus on patients with more severe ailments”.
Mr. Obanikoro spoke of the additional traffic burden the Ilubrin housing project on Lagos Island will add to the already congested Lagos road.
“Do you know that Ilubrin was originally designed to decongest traffic in Lagos? It was meant to be a transportation hub assessable by large ferries conveying those from the mainland to island at which point they could either enter taxis, buses etc into the Island.
“This would have significantly eased the traffic pressure and alleviated the congestion and bottle neck on 3rd mainland bridge currently experienced by all of us when coming in the morning and going at the close of business day,” he said.
He said his government will conduct a referendum where Lagosians will decide whether the Ilubirin Housing Project should be treated as a natural disaster “and return the space back to its intended purpose to serve the greater need of Lagosians or let the project be and we live with the added confusion and chaos it adds to that our lives”.
Mr. Obanikoro said that for effective governance, government must be restructured in a manner where the common man is the ultimate beneficiary.
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“Lagos is the 5th largest metropolitan city in the world with a population of over 17 million people and sadly it is being run by one man.
“Today, our Governor is overwhelmed and our Local governments are completely dysfunctional. So dysfunctional that the Eti-Osa local government primarily situated on Kingsway road Ikoyi was sold with impunity, and is currently being developed into a luxury apartment building and not a single protest witnessed” he alleged.
The former Senator said the local governments have been reduced to positions of patronage without recourse to the qualifications, vision, or capacities of the individuals occupying the office.
“As an expert on public administration, I know all too well a governor alone cannot achieve the deliverables desperately required by a metropolis like Lagos. I recall being the first chairman in Lagos
State to purchase WAEC forms for all students in Lagos Island Local Government in 1998.
“I recall being known by everyone in the local government area and all expecting so much from me. Sadly today, many of us don’t even know the location of our local government not to mention its Chairman. This must change, and it will”. ‎
Mr. Obanikoro said “in this Greater Lagos, instead of having one governor working for the people, we will have one governor and 57 Local Governors working day and night until this greater Lagos becomes our reality”.
He further told his supporters that the time to end propaganda portraying him as uneducated, a thug and a criminal has come and that propaganda against him will not work because Lagosians know better now.
He boasted about unseating the All Progressives Congress, APC, come February 2015, saying “the people of Lagos are tired of the pseudo-monarchy style of government under this APC Leadership and they want change”.
“I am too passionate about Lagos to seat down and allow the status quo continue to perpetuate itself. I am a true son of this soil, Lagos is where I am from, Lagos is where I grew up, Lagos is where I know, I am married to a Lagosian, and it is with the greatest sense of responsibility, great pride, honour and call to duty, that I Musiliu Olatunde Obanikoro hereby formally declare to run for the office of the Governor of our great state Lagos on the platform of the People’s Democratic Party”.

Teacher: Akpos, recite A-Z and
what each alphabet stand for..
Akpos:
A for-Adobe
B for-bluetooth
C for-chat
D for-download
E for-email
F for-facebook
G for-google
H for-hotmail
I for-iphone
J for-Java
K for-kingston
L for-laptop
M for-messenger
N for-NOKIA
O for-Opera Mini
P for-print
Q for-QuickTime
R for-RAM
S for-Server
T for-Touch Screen
U for-U S B
V for-Version
W for-wifi1
X for-xbox360
Y for-YouTube
Help akpos with `Z'..
Z for .......

Your childhood sucks...
― if u did not do daddy and mummy..
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bath in the rain.
― If your parents didn't always monitor your outing.
― If you didn't steal frm ur mummy pot
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next
street and the owners dog comes through the backyard
waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the
lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead
of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
-if you didn't remove your eyelashes say what you
want and put it on your head so your teacher won't
beat you
-if you didn't do police catch thief
-If you dont sing 4 aeroplane 2 greet ur mum that is
selling eko/pap....(Aeroplane o da bo oooh, bami ki
iyami eleko)
--If u didnt do iyami ko le be babami ko le be
__if u didn't do suwe
__if u didn't do tinko tinko
Whch one u do in ur childhood

afolag:
d next thing b say make NFL write GEJ to Write CAF to tell FIFA that we are ready oooo na small pikin do us dat time ....now we won host the AFCON for UYO oooooo

You're so so funny!!!!!!!!

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE TO START:
* Should we blame Musa for chances missed?
* Should we blame Ike Uche for a poor game?
* Should we blame Kenneth Omeruo for hurting us so badly with his mistake?
* Should we blame Stephen Keshi for not starting Aluko at the first place?
* Should we blame Sudan for not holding Congo to atleast a Draw?
* What next for Keshi?
* What next for troublesome NFF?
* What next for the fans favourite Ike Uche?
* Are we going to follow in the footsteps of Egypt as African champions not to qualify for AFCON?
So Many questions to ask?
Am very sure nobody saw this disaster coming.... Is very very sad that Nigeria are not going for Nations cup next year..... IS REALLY VERY BAD! Even when things are trying to go in our favour.S/Africa has really really giving us a revenged that will last forever in our hearts.They did it when it matters most for them.Is done and dusted for Nigeria.Everybody is very dissapointed.Though we lost i must commend Sone Aluko and Juwon Oshaniwa.And also the S/Africans for their wonderful display.They did pretty well.Though we are not in a good mood to appreciate anybody but this is football everybody deserve reward for his efforts.
"It is over! Nigeria hold South Africa 2-2 in Uyo. They are effectively eliminated from the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations. Oh what a SHAME for the reigning champions. What a game!" That quote is exactly from goal.com, that the way Nigeria is been branded by goal.comas a SHAME to African football. They may be right because we Nigeria have giving FIFA a lot of headache some past months and also the Wahala in the NFF Has help spoilt the name of Nigeria a lot.
SHOULD WE START REBUILDING AGAIN?
WHAT NEXT FOR NIGERIA

BBM CHAT:
Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl!
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious 'n’
delicious, live in Maryland
and you?
Charmer:::: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I’m 52,
male, 6 pack, big Chest, live
in Maryland too.
Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Are you serious? Same
age as my dad.
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a
daughter, she is in her
bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not
to mention sexy n’ with
fresh boobs n’ booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones,
iPads, Cash, Gifts and
driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we should meet because you are
in Maryland and I am
also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you
up tomorrow with my new
BMW X6 sexy girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t
be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to
school is very important.
Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting let me continue with
my homework, I don’t
want my dad to know that I have a BlackBerry, he
will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can
assist you.
Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend
Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey! You said your friend’s name is
Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Maryland do you stay?
Sweetgirl:::: Maryland Estate, House number 5 and
you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt!!!!!
If you were this girl, what would you do? If you were
her dad, what would you do? lol see gobe!

My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins
today. He told me he is tired of regular names for
twins like Taiwo and Kehinde, Peter and Paul,
Victor and Victoria. So he asked me for some
suggestions and I gave him these swaggalicious
names for his twins:
Copy and Paste
Find and Replace
Clearing and Forwarding
Dolce and Gabbana
Goodness and Mercy
Facebook and Twitter
Input and Output
PLS FEEL TO ADD YOURS FELLOW NAIRALANDERS!!!!

America NO PASS 9ja JOOR!!! Everything they get we get am too; They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T. pain, we get T.maya. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2- pac, we get 2-face. They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage. They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G. They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY! They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village. They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs. They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie. They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get Pirate of Aba. They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca and Ojukwu, They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram abi na lieeeeee?? If na true like this page and put ur own too

Freshtomato:
Jokes section this way ----------->

Lol..................hope you guys ain't angry with me!!!!!

Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, i have come to realize why most girls
do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday and i was
Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me
short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is unpossible... I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use smileys and
short
replies plz!!

I fainted

Thousands of hungry citizens of Sierra Leone currently ravaged by Ebola have been forced to violate the quarantine to search for food, which is allegedly not reaching them.
Health workers fighting Ebola outrage in West Africa
Aljazeera reports with reference to Christian Aid’s Sierra Leone representative, Jeanne Kamara, that despite the efforts made by agencies to deliver product to all the parts of the country, some areas still could not be reached.
Thus, people under surveillance have to go to the market jeopardizing the lives of others.
The deadly tropical virus, being on the rise for months, has also caused serious economic problems.
Earlier in the week, the Disasters Emergency Committee supervising aid bodies responsible for controlling Ebola spread, explained:
"The quarantine of Kenema, the third largest town in Sierra Leone, is having a devastating impact on trade – travel is restricted so trucks carrying food cannot freely drive around. Food is becoming scarce, which has led to prices increasing beyond the reach of ordinary people.”
Meanwhile the EVD has claimed around 5,000 lives in West Africa, with Sierra Leone being one of the epidemics centers.
The introduced quarantine became a desperate measure to bring the outbreak under control. Authorities said on Tuesday they would keep a state of emergency, which includes restrictions on large gatherings, in place for a full year.
Similar measures were adopted in Liberia and Guinea.

Hi fellow Nairanders,

If you see your self in this situation.

What will be the first word to come out of your mouth?

Mine is: I don die
.
Add yours..

Pervert1:
NORM

But it does not augur well cos I believe its the responsibility of the man to approach the lady and tell her his mind.

Franktically speaking, if a lady proposes to a man in this part of the world we'd called her cheap, promiscuous, lack of principle n manners!! Buh in a western World, it is considered as normal cos they believe its a freeworld.. Now let's take it biblically, it says a man shall leave his parent and cling to his wife and they shall become husband and wife!! Another one says, he that findeth a wife has found a good thing......... So in essence, we should consider the cultural reality before taking a huge into marriage!! As for me if I were to be a lady, I'd surly say a BIG NO!!!!!!!!!
So what are your thoughts fellow Nairalander

SYNAGOGUE BUILDING COLLAPSE: I was the
target, TB Joshua declares

Prophet Temitope Joshua has said the uncompleted guest house which collapsed in his church premises on Friday was due to a strange aircraft which kept hovering around the building till it collapse an hour later.
While addressing journalists yesterday, the Prophet showed them a CCTV footage to prove his point. In the footage, a plane was seen flying over the collapsed guest house at four different times on Friday morning- 11: 30 a.m, 11: 43 a.m, 11:45 a.m and 11: 54 a.m, before it collapsed at about 12:44pm.
He also went further to disclose he was the target of the ‘attack’. Continue below.
“Immediately I left the prayer room (which is a 10-minute drive from the church) for the church, I got a call that a jet was hovering over the prayer room but as I finished bathing and moved to the prayer room, I got another call that the jet has moved to the church and that was it.
Members cannot be the target, the easier way to stop this church is to get the head and from my explanation, you know the truth”
he said.
He also called on security agents to study the CCTV footage as they investigate the incident. He promised to speak further on the incident during church service this morning.

spanzed: Sigh!!!!I feel ur pain...but u don't expect ppl 2 mingle with u as former bro na EBOLA we call am...Government should do something!!!

spanzed: Sigh!!!!I feel ur pain...but u don't expect ppl 2 mingle with u as former bro na EBOLA we call am...Government should do something!!!

Yes o na Ebola we dey talk about now

Dennis Akagha, the fiance of late nurse Justina
Ejelonu who died from the deadly Ebola virus, says
he's currently being stigmatized for being associated
with the deadly Ebola disease. In an interview with
Punch, he said he's faced stigma from people on his
street, artisans and most recently his work place.
Dennis who was working as a marketing officer in an
oil company before his fiancee contracted the
disease, says he no longer works there. He said after
he left the isolation center, his office refused to pick
his calls or communicate with him. Excepts from the
interview after the cut..
.
You’ve been certified to be Ebola Virus negative,
for how long has that been?

It’s going to two weeks now. Saturday (today) will
make it two weeks exactly that I’ve been certified
negative. I’ve not had any of the symptoms since
then. But I’m granting this interview basically for one
reason; before I was quarantined, I saw it in the Bible
that I would not die but live to testify the goodness of
God upon my life. When God saved me, it is my
responsibility to tell the whole world and Nigerians
that God is still in the business of doing miracles. So
I’m a living testimony of the goodness of God.

You said before you were quarantined, that
means at that point, you knew you had Ebola
Virus?

Yes. But it was not that I was tested positive to it but I had started seeing the symptoms; I had started
feeling feverish and having pains all over my body,
my muscles, my waist. I was described as being
symptomatic at the time. The symptoms came up for
like three days. My temperature rose.
.
So what do you really think saved you? Did the
doctors give you any drugs?
I will always tell the whole world that it’s a miracle
because I met people who were at the isolation
centre before me and I left the place before them. I
stayed there for five days. It was a miracle. What
worked for me was my faith and my belief because
right from the day I saw the symptoms, I had been
talking to myself. I found it in the Bible that the power
of life and death is in my tongue which means
anything I speak happens for me. At that point in
time, I started speaking to my body, my blood system
and doing the things you will ordinarily not
understand. These are the things we call mysteries.

Would you like to share some of these mysteries?

I can share them but some people may not believe
them. In the church where I worship, we believe in
holy communion and feet washing. The Bible says
that the life of the body is in the blood and I also
found where Jesus was telling his disciples, if you eat
my flesh and drink my blood, you will have life
abundantly and not die. With this understanding, I
started taking the blood of Jesus and eating the
flesh
three times in a day. I started doing feet washing.
These are the mysteries and they are the things that
helped deliver me from the bondage of sickness. I got the bread from my church and I was blessing my
water to do feet washing.

You were there for five days, what was your
experience like within that period?

I was taken in on Tuesday, August 19, 2014 and left
there on Saturday night, August 23, 2014. The
experience wasn’t funny, anyway. I really want to
appreciate Lagos State. The state has done the best
out of all the places where Ebola has been ravaging
lives. Initially, there were no volunteers and the
facilities were not there but it was because the virus
came unexpectedly. Nobody expected it. But within a
short time, the facilities improved, so the state tried.
The first day I got there, I was just telling myself that I was not Ebola positive. When I got there, they took
my blood samples and the results came out the
following day. Then, I was kept in a ward meant for
suspects. We had two wards: one is a ward for
persons suspected to have the virus and the other
was for persons confirmed to already have it. So
once you are confirmed to have it, they will take you
away from the ‘suspects’ ward’ to the other ward.
When I was confirmed to have it, they took me to the
‘confirmed’ ward. I went in with them and I met
others there. Immediately I lay down on my bed, I
cried but nobody knew I was shedding tears. I just lay
there and cried. I was crying to God because I
already told him that I would not die but live. It took
me five minutes to shed the tears and afterwards, I
wiped my tears. One of the doctors came in to tell me
that my results were not clear to them. She said the
results were bulky; that was the language she used
and that they could not understand it. In other words,
I wasn’t meant to be there. So they took me back to
the ‘suspects’ ward and said they would rerun the
tests. That was on Wednesday. They reran the tests
and the results came out on Thursday afternoon. It
was positive. So they asked me to go back to the
confirmed’ ward. I told them I was not sick. They said
that I was positive but I insisted that I didn’t have
Ebola. We quarrelled for sometime so it took me time
to go back to the ‘confirmed’ ward. It was after much
pleading and also because they said I was a risk to
others in the ‘suspects’ ward. So I went back to the
confirmed’ ward but I was still saying I was not sick. I was still taking my holy communion and doing feet
washing and praying. I slept thereon Thursday night
and then they came again to take my blood samples.
I was there on Friday too. I was doing my regular
exercise- press up and everything. Then on Saturday
night, they called me that I had been discharged. I had even forgotten that my blood samples were
taken for a test. They said my results came out
negative. In that case, I didn’t have any business
there anymore.

How did you feel when you were told you could
leave the centre?

The first thing I did was to go back to my closet, knelt
down and thanked God. I felt happy because I knew it
was not just an ordinary miracle. When I was there, I posted on my Facebook wall that my case would defy
all medical terminologies and theories. And a lot of
people wrote ‘Amen’ to it. But some of them may not
understand but I had this belief in myself and in the
God that I serve. A lot of people were also strongly
supporting me with their prayers. I will encourage
people having health challenges or suffering from
terminal illnesses not to keep silent, they should tell
others. I had friends and relatives praying and fasting
on my behalf. On Facebook, my Whatsapp group,
they were praying for me and sending me messages
and Bible portions on what to read and declare.
Those things helped me to boost my faith.

How have your friends, relatives and neighbours
been relating with you since you returned from
the isolation centre?

The stigma will always be there and it will take some
time for it to phase out. It happened when HIV and
Lassa fever came out. So this is not the first and it
won’t be the last. But I know that with time, it will
phase out. I faced a lot of stigmatisation on my
street.

Can you recall specific instances?

Yes. When I was symptomatic, because I had bushy
hair, I went to a salon to have a haircut. Somebody
who knew what happened to my fiancée ran away
from the salon. Also, I went somewhere to buy
toothpaste and the mallam (Hausa man) refused to
sell to me. He said he was not selling. I said but you
have toothpaste, he said yes, but that he was not
selling. And where I worked as a marketing officer, it
happened. I got a job this same month Justina got a
job at the hospital (where Patrick Sawyer visited).
Mine was an oil and gas company. Indirectly, I
experienced it there. I no longer work there.

Were you told to stop coming?

They did it indirectly. It will be shameful for me to go
back there. After I left the isolation centre, I said no, I won’t go back there. God has a reason for everything.
A lot of people have told me to protest but I said no.
For God to bring me out of this, He has very big plans
for my life. The communication was no longer there;
I was calling (the office) and they stopped picking my
calls. So I didn’t bother to go to the office. It got to an
extent that even after I came out, my mum travelled
to the east (my hometown) for an August meeting
and as soon as she got to the venue, everyone ran
away. They were like, since your son had Ebola, then
you will definitely have Ebola. That was the extent of
the stigmatisation.

What was the quarantine centre where Justina
was kept like when you got there?

As I said, Lagos State government didn’t expect it. So
the environment wasn’t that conducive. The place she
was, was a different facility from where I was. It was
the same hospital environment but not the same
facility. Justina and others were put there while
government was preparing a better place for them.
She was already there before some others were
moved to the other facility. There was no water or
oxygen where she was, and the environment wasn’t
okay. Lagos State government tried and did its best to
make sure that they improve the facilities later and I can testify to that.

Were you disappointed that there was no water
or oxygen?

It still boils down to the fact that it was not expected.
There was no oxygen available when she needed
oxygen but one thing about her was that she lived a
good life and was very friendly. She was loved by
people and had good friends, so when she needed
oxygen, her group of friends rallied round and came
up with oxygen that day. In fact, they said they would
provide more if she needed more. The situation took
government unawares but those things are there
now. I was there and I can testify to it. The facilities
are superb and the environment is nice. There are a
lot of volunteers now.

When you saw that the place was untidy, did you
approach the health workers and what did they
say?

Nigeria as a whole, we didn’t t expect this. It was not
expected. So it took time for people to start
volunteering to come and work. So those people who
were there were scared so I didn’t blame them.
Nobody wanted to take the risk of being infected. It
was not until after a lot of awareness had been done
that people understood more and started coming to
volunteer to work there.


Do you think that the government could have
saved her life if the facilities were better?

Well, I really don’t know. God knows best. I was
discussing with someone recently and I said she
shouldn’t have died. The person asked why and I said
I saw a portion in the Bible where God said He would
satisfy us with long life. She had not even lived up to
50 when she passed on. The person told me that a
new born child that dies within a week has lived a
long life. I wondered how and he said the day we die
is the day our lives end which means we have lived a
long life and have fulfilled our purpose. I’m still
pondering over that but I came to a conclusion that
God wasn’t sleeping so He must know about
everything that happened. As much as people were
praying for me when I was there, people were
praying for her also.

So what are your plans now that you’re fine, but
out of job?

I intend to look for another job. If it’s the will of God
for me to work, I will get another job. Aside from
that, I made Justina a promise. I spoke with her the
night she passed on but I had to go there to confirm
the next morning. I had to go inside there after
wearing the kits. I was led in and I held her hands, I
just wanted to know if she was truly dead. At that
time, she was already dead. I told her that I would
make sure I pursued those things she could not
achieve that I knew about, in my own little way and
with the help of individuals. I would make sure she
fulfils the dreams. Before her death, she had a vision
of a project that I don’t want to share here. If that is
what will keep me busy for the rest of my life, I don’t
mind to keep her memory alive. I wrote the plan and
we were just waiting to complete our marriage plans
before proceeding with the project. After her death, I had to go back to my system (laptop) to fetch out
those things and start reworking them. I’m done with
writing the plan and the next step is to register the
business. Private individuals who may want to
support the cause since she died while trying to save
lives, are welcome. I don’t mind since it will be in
memory of Justina Obioma Ejelonu. Yes, a lot of
people have been asking me, after now, what next?
You have lost a loved one, you’ve lost your job and
you’ve come out negative, what next and I tell them
that it boils down to God.

You said you held her hand after she had died.
But can you recall the last time you saw her alive
and what she said to you?

The last day I saw her alive was three weeks today
because she died on a Thursday morning. She
requested to see me and I went inside to see her,
cleaned her and made sure her surroundings were
clean and okay. She was on drips and I spoke with
her. She requested for tea, hot or cold. There was no
way I could get hot water around so I went to get
beverage and two bottles of table water to prepare
the tea (beverage) for her. I also bought bread for
her. That was the last thing I bought for her. I
remember she said she loved me; that was the last
thing she told me. After cleaning her up, she called
on one of the doctors, a WHO doctor, Dr. David. She
said softly to the doctor, did I not tell you? The doctor
asked what. She said did I not tell you that if my
husband comes here, a miracle would happen. I
laughed and the doctor said yes. I had to clean her
up that day.

You took some risks taking Justina to the
hospital and cleaning her up, didn’t you know the
risks involved?

You see, if you love someone, you will do those
things, except you don’t genuinely love the person. If
you genuinely love someone, you can do anything for
the person. I genuinely loved her; she was supposed
to be my wife. And at that point in time, I saw no
reason why I should abandon her. I know most men
would do that but my conscience would judge me for
the rest of my life if I had run away. So I had to stand
by her. I took the risks because I loved her and at a
point, I started being careful at the same time. The
Bible says wisdom is profitable to direct. But I had
been 100 per cent exposed already even before I started taking precautions. I started using polythene
bags as gloves, which was not even safe. Not that I didn’t think of the risks, but love is a very powerful
thing. I know she would have done the same thing for
me. So why would I want to run away?

How did you receive news of her death?

Normally, I call her every morning but that morning ,
I called and called and she didn’t pick up. So I went to
the hospital and I was supposed to get some things
for her anyway. So I got the news when I got there. It
was painful for me. Have you lost a loved one before?
At that moment, I felt like going with her. I felt that I
couldn’t stay behind (on earth). I felt like dying so that
it would be like we both died, although it was not
possible (for me to kill myself). But that was how I felt.

Did you receive government visits at home?

I didn’t encourage visitors; I didn’t want anyone to
visit me. The only people that were visiting me were
Lagos State government officials but they were not
coming to my house. They would get to my street and
call me to come out. They were only coming to
monitor my temperature. I was given a digital
thermometer to check my temperature and I would
tell them the readings. I checked it every morning
and I would meet them outside and tell them. They
were the only people coming everyday until when
they came to pick me; every other person had
indirectly run away. They took me away when my
temperature showed that it had risen.
Did they show up immediately Justina was
confirmed to have had Ebola?
Normally, they were suppose to come and fumigate
my house on that day but they didn’t come; they
came two weeks after. I had already done it myself. I bought three bottles of JIK and mixed it water. I did
the disinfection and cleaned my house by myself
before they came.

Why did it take them two weeks to show up?

Well, I don’t know. I think maybe it was due to
logistics. It’s none of my business.
Culled from Punch

I’ve always known that we are living in a time where
more and more people who have ignored Christ
and the church, will run into it for solutions!
I’ve always known that as fast as the second coming
of Christ approaches, so many mysteries will be
seen on earth and events that will make the heart
tremble!
However, those that daily build up their faith by the
knowledge and revelation of the word of God will
be exempted and their hearts stayed on him, no
matter the raging storms.
If you’re not building up your faith now, I’m afraid
you might not survive the onslaught of the enemy
in this end times! This is not the times to continue
in the chase of those things that don’t really matter
nor make eternal significance.
The question is… How much do you know God and
how much do you trust him to exempt you and
your loved ones from destruction no matter how
close it comes!
Remember His word says in Psalm 91:7-16
…A thousand may fall at your side,
And ten thousand at your right hand;
But it shall not come near you.
Only with your eyes shall you look,
And see the reward of the wicked.
Because you have made the Lord, who is my
refuge,
Even the Most High, your dwelling place,
No evil shall befall you,
Nor shall any plague come near your dwelling;
For He shall give His angels charge over you,
To keep you in all your ways.
In their hands they shall bear you up,
Lest you dash your foot against a stone.
You shall tread upon the lion and the cobra,
The young lion and the serpent you shall trample
underfoot.
“Because he has set his love upon Me, therefore I
will deliver him;
I will set him on high, because he has known My
name.
He shall call upon Me, and I will answer him;
I will be with him in trouble;
I will deliver him and honor him.
With long life I will satisfy him,
And show him My salvation.
Here is what he has to say:
EBOLA VIRUS: BISHOP OYEDEPO THUNDERS
*Ebola knows it cannot come near where I stay
*Can Ebola access Jesus?
*Science is eternally inferior to scriptures
*Every man is a victim of his fear
*At this rate, very soon, husband will be dodging
wife and children and pastors will refuse to lay
hands on the sick he says
*Organises feet washing service for millions in over
6000 church branches worldwide in ‘Hossana night’.
*Insists on Church’s traditional “Exceeding Grace”
HANDSHAKE
MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROYED FOR LACK OF
KNOWLEDGE
Bishop Oyedepo
Let me address this noisome pestilence called
“EBOLA”
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge
Hosea 4:6
Bitter Kola is suddenly scarce in town
People buy bags of salt, drinking salt in water and
reading Psalm 91 into it.
Two people were recently admitted into a hospital
in Jos for taking excess salt
There shall be several noisome pestilences before
Jesus comes, not just Ebola
The Word says “He that dwelleth in the secret place
of the Most High shall abide under the shadow of
the Almighty”
Psalm 91:1
Every child of the Lord that is dwelling in the Lord is
by the law of the Spirit exempted from whatever
plague the world suffers.
Psalm 91:2 ‘I will SAY of the Lord….my God in whom
will I trust’
What you say matters.
Psalm 91: 10…Neither shall ANY PLAGUE come nigh
thy dwelling.
Whatever you believe is what you become.
By redemption, you are ordained for exemption.
The reason why many are in economic crisis is
because we over identify with the environment
outside the Kingdom so we become a partaker of
their crisis.
Many years ago, small pox invaded my area; the
next morning, every of my neighbours came out
painted white except my family.
You need the exemption mentality not to be
afflicted.
“As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he” Proverbs
23:7
The new testament church is superior to the old
testament church yet the old testament church
enjoyed exemption. Acts 7:38
Exodus 8:22
“And I will SEVER in that day the land of Goshen, in
which MY PEOPLE dwell, that no swarms of flies
shall be there; to the end thou mayest KNOW that I
am the Lord in the midst of the earth”.
Exodus 9:4
“And the Lord shall SEVER between the cattle of
Israel and the cattle of Egypt…..”
Even your cattles or animals are exempted….and
you are much more valuable than the sparrow.
When bird flu came, it went everywhere, but there
were places it didn’t go
Otherwise, soon, you won’t shake your wife and
you will avoid your children
You still have to go to the market to buy and eat
They will soon say don’t eat with your hand
If they say that, it will kill me (laugh)
All the dining rooms in my house have handwash
basins
When you eat pounded yam with fork, you have
dispounded yammed it because you pound yam at
two levels; with the mortar and with your hand
Can you imagine saying we will not hold Shiloh
because of Ebola?
Instead of reading Psalm 91 into salt and eating
bitter kola like a herbalist, take a shot of the
anointing oil
Science is eternally inferior to Scriptures
Bible calls it falsehood
1 Timothy 6:20-21 “….keep that which is committed
to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings,
and OPPOSITIONS OF SCIENCE FALSELY so called:
Which some Professing have ERRED concerning the
Faith……”
Does it mean pastors will now be dodging instead
of laying hands on members?
It is nonsense to be a victim of the ‘fear of Ebola’
Soon, at the slightest temperature of your child,
you will say Ebola has come and the moment you
say it, it will answer.
Ebola is cursed and goes back to the sea.
The presence of the Ark of the Lord in West Africa
rejects it
The Apostolic Unction on my life rejects it
Otherwise, we will all start wearing gloves
Everybody is struggling economically except your
church
You are a tither and Ebola comes to do what?
“I will rebuke the devourer for your sake…”; Ebola
is also a devourer
For your sake, Ebola will not have access to your
lineage
Soon they will say don’t enter bus and people will
trek from Sango to Victoria Island and leave home
by 4am
The children of Israel were exempted
Exodus 11:7
“But against ANY of the children of Israel shall NOT
a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that
ye may know how that the Lord doth put a
DIFFERENCE between the Egyptians and Israel”.
How Do I Enjoy My Exemption
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge
What we need is an understanding of the mysteries
of Christ
The mysteries of Christ are superior to any
scientific prescription in the world
Apostles and prophets are custodians of these
mysteries
Can Ebola access Jesus? Where is it Eboloing from?
Ephesians 3:1-3,5,8-11. Colossians 1:7, 1
Corinthians 3:7
In South Africa many years ago, the Burbonic
plague ravaged them however John G Lake kept
using his hands to take foam from the mouth of
those infected while praying for them and never got
infected. He was taken for a lab test where it was
realized that the Burbonic germs or virus died on
contact with his hand.
Any contact you have with Ebola, the virus will die
#1. The Mystery of the Blood of Sprinkling
When going out in the morning, sprinkle the blood
You either embrace the spiritual solution or you
keep struggling with the science of the sickness
which is catching doctors themselves
Anytime the drugs for Ebola come out eventually,
they will cost a fortune
God has put in our hands the cheapest and most
effective drug
#2. The Holy Communion
Take it every morning except when fasting
You have your spiritual armoury, don’t let them
devalue these things for you
These are mysteries of the Kingdom that deliver out
of every circumstance
Ebola knows it can not come near where I stay
That thing came from hell because West Africa is
about coming into the economic and spiritual
limelight
Now that the security issue is being tackled, now
Ebola
It is a spiritual battle over our region
The government should consult our ministry to
know how to deal with it
If I serve you Holy Communion and you take it in
faith, you are free
1 Corinthians 11:23-30
#3. The Mystery of Feet Washing
Engage this mystery
#4. It is also a time to invoke covenant practice
“I will rebuke the devourer for your sake”
Malachi 3:10, 4;1-2
I decree your exemption by the efficacy of covenant
practice
#5. Your love for God is of utmost importance
God protects his lovers
He that dwells in love dwells in God and God in him
1 John 4:16-19
Every man is a victim of his fear
Job 3:25
Fear brought Job down though he was a perfect
man
The love of God casts out fear
Isaiah 8:13
When you give in to fear, you enter into fear
Let your exemption mentality come alive
We must not be reduced to mad people
#6. High Praises
Praises to God makes you unbeatable,
indestructible and unmolestable
Ebola will never be near you or your family
As we praise God, any virus will be sweated out of
our bodies
You can dance your way to fulfillment of scriptures
in your life
Psalm 149
There is migraine, malaria in town, some people
have never experienced it
Peter’s mother had fever but Jesus rebuked the
fever not parasite
It is not a parasite, it is an attack of the devil
BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, AFRICA IS DELIVERED
FROM EBOLA.

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Mine was actually HENRY HANDSOME......I got that name from my female friends while I served in Anambra State then cos they said I was too Handsome.

American popular actor SYLVESTER STALLONE was reported to have died in a horrible car accident
The report and source is from BBC News.

Information coming in from Port Harcourt,
Rivers State indicate that a sister of the medical
doctor, Iyke Enemuo, who recently died from
the Ebola virus fled to Abia State to avoid being
quarantined along with others who came into
contact with the late doctor.
Sahara Reporters however reports that a sibling of
the suspected Ebola victim, who is also a doctor,
forced her to return to the quarantine center in Port
Harcourt.
It was gathered that the woman helped to care for
her late doctor brother when he contracted the
dreaded Ebola virus disease.
Earlier reports had informed that about 160 people
who came in contact with the late Dr. Enemuo, who
died last Friday in Port Harcourt, have been placed
in quarantine for medical watch.
According to Nigerian Minister of Health, Onyebuchi Chukwu, the deceased had contracted the virus when he was secretly treating a staff of the
Economic Community of West African States
(ECOWAS) who, in turn, had had contact with Patrick
Sawyer, a Liberian-American who initially brought
the disease into Nigeria.
It would be recalled that Sawyer had slumped at the
Murtala Muhammed Airport in Lagos shortly after
arriving there on 20 July, 2014.
Reports stated that the Liberian diplomat was
rushed to a Lagos Hospital where he died from the
Ebola virus on 25 August, 2014.
A doctor, Ameyo Stella Adadevoh, and two nurses
who helped care for Sawyer in a hospital in Lagos
have also died from the disease.
Investigation revealed that the ECOWAS diplomat
who had had contact with Sawyer flew to Port
Harcourt the same day the Liberian American died,
and met up with Dr. Enemuo.
Apparently aware of the deadly nature of the
disease afflicting the diplomat, Dr. Enemuo opted to
treat him secretly at a local hotel.
After recovering, the ECOWAS staff flew back to
Lagos to seek clearance to travel out of Nigeria.
Quarantined and checked for Ebola in Lagos, he was
found to be free of the virus. However, a few days
after he left Port Harcourt, Dr. Enemuo took ill and
was hospitalized at Good Health Hospital in Port
Harcourt where he died of the disease.
The hospital has been closed down, and close to 70
people immediately quarantined by Nigerian health
officials.
However, as at Thursday night, about 160 people
who had been in contact with Dr. Enemuo and the
ECOWAS diplomat had been quarantined. Dr.
Enemuo’s wife recently took ill with Ebola symptoms

Great news guys, Flavour » is expecting his first
child.
The contemporary Highlife singer, Pulse.ng learns,
will be welcoming a baby with his girlfriend -
Nigerian model Sandra Okagbue in a few weeks.
Sources in Flavour's camp tell Pulse.ng that Okagbue recently travelled to the US, where she is expected to deliver Flavour's baby.
Okagbue is a former Delta Soap queen. She once
dated Super Eagles and Chelsea FC star footballer
Mikel Obi » .
'Flavour wants it all kept on the low. But he's happy
he's expecting a child with her', a source tells
Pulse.ng.
Flavour's reps however say they are not aware of any such pregnancy, going further to state that they've not heard of the reports which has made blogs in the past few days.
'I'm not aware of this or any report about this', a rep for Flavour tells Pulse.ng.
In the past, Flavour was reported to have dated
model Beverly Heels. He was also rumoured to have
dated one-time Big Brother Africa winner Dillish
Matthews.
Flavour, real name Chinedu Okoli is currently
rounding up work on his fourth studio album which
he intends release soon. The body of work was
largely produced by usual collaborator MasterKraft.

Olamide, has revealed that his decision to go into music made his father against him.
According to the artiste, he had to defy his father’s stance of him not doing music because music was all he wanted to do.
He said though his mother was silent about his choice of career, she later accepted the fact that he is doing well, stating that his dad is still not in support him.
Olamide explained that since the father does not support him, he is now a man and has the right to make his own decisions.
Speaking on why he releases his songs in rush, the rapper explained that he does that because he always want to entertain his fans.

TOO BAD! Witches chop off man's hands,
burn him alive for being a rival!

A group of witches in India chopped off an man's arms and
burned him alive when he asked them for help treating his sick
10-year-old son.

According to Police,Mr Chopra went to the local witch doctor
named Parvati, for treatment for his 10-year-old son.But as soon
as the family reached her place, Parvati accused Mr Chopra of
being a rival sorcerer and ordered her disciples to kill him.

His wife Sushma later told police:
'It was sickening. They surrounded him and took turns to
stab him with tridents and hack at him with an axe.They cut
off his hands because they said that was where his power
was. My husband told them he had no powers, no witchcraft,
but they wouldn't listen. The more he screamed, the more
they sang and the more they laughed.Then to make sure his
power was gone for ever, they said they had to burn him.
This was in front of our son who was terrified.'
Parvati and her followers allowed Sushma and her son to
leave, but vowed to curse them if they told anyone. The pair
ignored the threats and travelled all night to the nearest
police station where they reported the killing.