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Islam for Muslims / Re: Imam Burn His Quran And Accuse A Chritsina Girl Arrested For Blasphemy. by OldDirtyBastard: 6:28am On Sep 03, 2012
I remember a story of a young southern xtian girl who was schooling in Maiduguri. She was dating a muslim guy who happened to bear the name Mohammed.

They had an argument and she decided to call it quits.

The guy sent some of his friends to beg her to forgive him. They met her outside the campus by a mosque and after trying to sway her, she stopped them and spoke in hausa that even if mohammed should come and beg her she will spit on his face.

The worshipers at the mosque overheard her mention the name mohammed and given that she wasn't dressed as a muslim girl assumed she was insulting their prophet. The guys who were students tried to explain to the "followers of peace" but it all fell on deaf ears. They stripped her n@ked, beat her and then burnt her.

Religion of peace indeed!
Fashion / Re: Albino! Nigerian Albino Beauty ♥♥ by OldDirtyBastard: 5:46am On Sep 03, 2012
I WILL TAP THAT
Romance / Re: What Do Women Do, That Pisses You Off? by OldDirtyBastard: 10:59pm On Sep 02, 2012
Mynd_44: You are really dirty

Romance / Re: Describe Your EX As A Type Of An Animal... by OldDirtyBastard: 10:16pm On Sep 02, 2012
beedy eyed rabid racoon
Romance / Re: What Do Women Do, That Pisses You Off? by OldDirtyBastard: 10:15pm On Sep 02, 2012
when at that crucial moment that am about to shoot my load she takes it out of her mouth
Romance / Re: She Has A Crush On Me, But I'm Not Interested by OldDirtyBastard: 10:05pm On Sep 02, 2012
but u bothered to open a thread on it.

in short i should start posting my club weekend pu55ies here and adjusting my relationship status on facebook every other friday nite
Romance / Re: Will I Ever Find A Husband? by OldDirtyBastard: 9:04pm On Sep 02, 2012
pDude: Nope. Broken homes always give rise to further broken homes. Better stay single and spare yourself the impending doom of a broken marriage.

u fagget squirt who gave u the right to presume over another person's life?


OP, I was jus trollin u.

Mr. Right will soon appear jus be patient and know that every a55hole u meet brings u closer to him.

stay good and strong

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Romance / Re: Don't Be Angry Wit Ur Ex.....instead Thank Him/her 4 Making U Wiser by OldDirtyBastard: 9:01pm On Sep 02, 2012
Why should I thank the skank?

After giving her my time, body and money she still had her greedy eyes out there. Guess you can't make a house wife outta of a hoe.

I wish her worse than what she is currently going through. she is jus 27 but looks like she is in her late 30's. She cant get a man because she isnt worth the lowest scrub.

She currently trolls every social network in between begging me to forgive her after 2yrs. B@tch better wake the fark up and smell the latest c0rk in her mouth.

tl;dr: I will forever hate myself and her more for ever loving her
Romance / Re: Does A Man Have The Right To Hit A Woman When She Hits Him First? by OldDirtyBastard: 8:56pm On Sep 02, 2012
[size=20pt]I will b@tch slap you so hard on the firts date that you won't even dare look me in my eyes afterwards.[/size]

Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Calls Obasanjo A ‘Mugu’ by OldDirtyBastard: 8:23pm On Sep 02, 2012
this idiot aboki
Music/Radio / Re: 5 Nigerian Artistes Who Should Quit And Get Day Jobs by OldDirtyBastard: 4:59pm On Sep 01, 2012
OP you should write for Vice http://www.vice.com/en_us
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Am NOT IN LOVE WITH LEFULEFU!!! by OldDirtyBastard: 3:32pm On Sep 01, 2012
Mrs..Chima:
I am in love!

How can I win his heart?

Cheers! cheesy cheesy


you have a better chance being teleported to Mars.

Yes am back.

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